psst, hey kids!
wanna rebuild the Roman empire?
my mum told me not to
>>1335702
why dont you go back to fucking your whore wife and killing racing fans.
>>1335733
C'mon kid, we'll just retake the Western empire real quick
Your mom won't even know you did it, and it will be really fun
You're not some kind of lame barbarian are you?
>>1335782
They were gonna kill each other anyway
>>1335702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHnQueObrB8
Is this music historically accurate?
>>1335782
t. Procopius
>tfw this will never happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Hres93mBs
seems like his work got undone real good
>>1335702
>Roman
>>1335702
Justinian was the last great Roman emperor
I-I don't know Justin, maybe we should focus on all those Persians on the east.
>>1335702
I just want my nose back
>>1337026
No need to worry, my aniranian friend, we have an eternal peace pact ;) You can keep Lazica and we won't sack Antioch I swear :^)
>>1335782
>MUH ONE TRILLION
>>1336989
no shit, he looks like chris chan
>>1335702
NO YOU STUPID FAGGOT MY GROIN IS SWOLLEN AND I'M DYING OF PLAGUE
>>1338141
>DYING OF PLAGUE
God save our glorious emperor from the plague
>>1337091
You understand that on some level Theodora was likely some kind of prostitute. I mean she was a decent empress, but she had poor beginnings just like Justinian.
Gib levant
t.khalid ibn Walid
>tries reconquering the west
>ends up completely destroying Italy, bankrupt and with the west completely lost forever
JUST
>>1340034
That's fine, he's likely not a brainless conservative that thinks the main cultural currency is how much or how little sexual degeneracy is going on.
>>1335702
Justinian's conquests were a net loss in the long run, and he's an overrated shit tier emperor
>>1340223
Procopius was just a butthurt fag
>>1335805
>Civ IV had Justinian
>Civ V not only had Theodora, but implied she was the real powr behind the throne
>Not a useful wife, but the one responsible for literally all of Justinian's achievements
Why?
>>1340218
This, so much this.
I'm a byzantine history phd fag, people always get triggered when I tell them he is hardly the "best emeperor".
He is a meme emperor though, only known due to memebuildings he funded or memes mentioned in procopius.
Anastasius was way better than him, or Heraclius who literally struggled against all odds from start to end with almost no break. While the meme emperor had a treasury full, an empire secure when he first came into power.
the bloody faggot never left Constantinople, compare that to Heraclius himself.
a very underrated emprah imho
