>King dies
>No heir
There's always an heir
>>1293977
>Bruce Willis dies
>No hair
>Bugs Bunny dies
>No hare
>King has no hair
>Doesn't give a fuck, gets into some stupid battle and dies
What's his name, /his/?
>>1293977
Trip on, Constantine
>>1293992
Charles the Absolute Madman
>>1294002
Constantine had too many heirs.
>>1293977
>Fish dies
>no air
>>1293992
X the Bald.
>Tony
>not Blair
>>1293977
>King is alive
>become crazy
>civil war ensues
>gorillaz play
>its dare
>it's another "heir is too young and becomes a puppet of a warlord/uncle/mother/eunuchs" episode
>>1293977
>sell your kingdom
>for a mare
>>1294186
>Tony
>is Blair
>>1293992
That Portuguese king. I forget his name
>king dies
>>1294899
By the hint of your picture and comment, I can only imagine the poster behind them is in fact, republican scum.
>>1294927
>benedict cuckold
>>1294935
>Benedick Cuckold
>>1294895
Alberto Barbosa
>the King's best General wins a major engagement
>King performs astronomical fuckup and loses the war anyway
>>1293992
Why didn't he flee? Flee, to fight another day.
Why hasn't anyone shopped the dentist hair on this pic, by the way?
>some shitbird kills the emperor
>empire goes into a period of violence, collapse and bullshit
>stability is barely brought back
>stupid cult designed by sand people takes over splitting the empire in two
>iceniggers are too bored chugging mead and swinging battle axes all day so they invade and start raping everybody
>ching chong chinks on horses get uppity and invade shit making the situation even worse
>iceniggers turn the western empire into a series of shitty kingdoms while the eastern one just stays and rots for a thousand years until some shitskins take over
>>1295123
>>the king's best general wins a major engagement
>"I'd better get rid of him before he begins an insurrection against me!"
>general sacked
>lose war
>>1293977
Then it goes to my uncle who doesn't have a very high opinion of me and, he's a lunatic, ill, and gay.
>>1294895