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It's only Serbia, what can they do against us?
> Don't worry I can back you up with decisive attack against Russians.
Getting to Constantinople will be a breeze, I promise
Don't worry Nicky, I got a guy who can handle all of these pesky ministers from the government.
Of course the Arabs will be allowed a Greater Syria, we could pay them back with nothing less for their aid against the Turks!
They're just Mongols, some dirty horse riders from the east, they won't even touch Baghdad
we have only to kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down
It's only winter, what's the worst thing that'll happen?
Let's save Vienna, I'm sure Austrians will show gratitude in the future.
>>1278838
Actually, I think before that the Austrians had been paying far more than they recived from their alliance with Poland so the Poles were pretty much in debt.
Vienna? Pfft! I have big cannons
Artillery? The Viets can never get them and the ammunition into these hills!
A little shit like Finland will surely fall in just 2 weeks! Pls watch out so you don't cross the border to Sweden by mistake.
Why are you dodging like this? They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
>>1278863
>Pfft! I have a big onion
because instead of sending Tirol mountain troops Austria-Hungary sent regular infantry with too much equipment on hills, what a brilliant move
>>1278656
Well once they were able to allocate the originally planned amount of resources Austria did crush Serbia and kill 1 in 4 Serb men, so not much.
>>1281424
Yeah,killing civilians sure is one hell of an achievement.
He's just a kid, he can't do any harm really
Surely a close friend would help
They're only savage africans, what could go wrong?
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
>>1283009
kek
