Howdy Chinese servants! Check it out, I'm 100 stories tall!
T. Chairman Mao
It is amazing indeed. Height is a very valuable asset. You are very powerful and I have no choice but to submit to my servile instincts and become your vassal. I totally didn't have any plans for democratic process and decent quality of life by the way.
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>>1258157
HEY MAO LOOK, YOU'RE 5 FOOT 9
And you're a man, an ugly old man!
Finally, after many years of subservience, I have secured a market economy for me and my fellow black cat sharing subjects. Even though this feat was only possible after my superior subjugators died, I consider my achievement a superhuman feat. I am a god. I will finally achieve world relevance by becoming the most loyal servant of the Bourgeoisie and giving them all my money.
T. Deng Xiaoping
>>1258183
Excuse us but we couldn't help but notice your concept of a socialist society is radically different to our own.
We will now engage in petty squabbles in order to prove who's vision of a theoretical concept is the most relevant.
>>1258157
Check it out, Netherlands, we have miniature tanks!
Finally, after many years of subservience, I have secured an egualitarian Republic for me and me fellow Francophones.
Even though this feat was only possible after slaughtering half of my own countrymen, I consider myself the pinnacle of civilization. I am the epitome of rationality.
I will now into Universal Liberation by crowing an Emperor, and giving him nearly unlimited power.
t. French Revolution
>>1258157
>chairman mao
>no chair features to be seen, it's just a man
>>1258901
Excuse me but I couldn't help notice your concept of civilization is different from mine. I will now pay other nations to attack you in order to prove whose vision of an empire is the most relevant.
>>1258157
>Hello, friend. I couldn't help notice that the barbarian tribes hailing from Japan, and European territories have ruined our Manchu masters.
>Indeed, perhaps now that the shittiest military power in the world no longer exists, us Chinese can finally achieve a free and wealthy society.
>>1259196
>Hello, friend. I couldn't help notice that the barbarian tribes hailing from Manchuria have ruined our Ming masters.
>Indeed, perhaps now that the largest bureaucracy in the world no longer exists, us Chinese can finally achieve a free and wealthy society.
>>1259196
>I hate barbarians but I hate non-Christian Chinese even more.
>>1259212
>I hate Japs but I hate communist Chinese even more.
>>1258924
And thus, for almost a dozen coalitions, European Princes fought among themselves. All this, in a desperate bid to prove which of them is more rational, and rule over all of Europe.
>>1259225
I hate other countries, but I hate Chinese people who do stupid meditation even more.
>>1259210
>Hello, friend. I couldn't help notice that the barbarian tribes hailing from Japan, and Manchu territories have ruined our Koumintang masters.
>Indeed, perhaps now that the factionalist warlords no longer exist, us Chinese can finally achieve a free and wealth society.
