What would Jesus do?
>>1254816
move the trolley with his wizard powers off the track
>>1254816
Lie on the track himself to stop all of them.
Turn one trolley to two like with fish and bread.
No matter what he did, he would probably be arrested and sent to an institution.
Quick double switch
>>1254816
Put himself on the rails and get run over by the truck to save the rest
>>1254816
Die for the sins of the world and raise up from the dead on the third day.
Anyone have the dick caught in track version?
>>1254816
Somehow get the group of five, the one guy and himself all run over simultaneously without being on the same track.
>>1254816
Forgive the people on the track, give them bread and wine, and then forgive the people who put the people on the track, and then give them bread and wine.
>>1254831
That might sound heroic, but jesus would just come back the following sunday
>>1255046
That would kill both right and left sides
>>1255506
>>1255510
Only a psychopath would think this way
Throw stones and shit.
>>1254816
Nothing, he's the devil.
>>1255546
so jesus then
>>1255452
which is even more heroic.
>Beowulf
>>1254816
do or do not
there is no try
>>1254816
>OP
that trolley seens really smal, jesus would just bash into it taking it down
>>1254816
Fill the trolley with demons and send it hurtling into the sea.
>>1255046
>>1254816
kill the 5, 5 people suffering together is better than 1 suffering alone
>>1255612
Man I love memes
>>1254816
No matter what He did Jesus is exempt from morality.
He can just suspend the moral and be good no matter what He decides.
