Who kicked the most ass; Templars, Hospitallers, or Teutonic Knights?
Hospitallers
>>1235886
Teutonics definitely seen the most action
>Templars
Bankers with swords
>Teutonics
Killed more Europoors and christfags than kebabs or mudslimes
>Hospitalliers
Actually did shit and BTFO mudslimes repeatedly.
>>1235886
The saracens
The hospitallers still exist as an actual entity, Templars got wiped out by some frog too lazy to pay his debts, and the Teutons, while still existing, is a meme order.
Mongol horse archer
Didn't do a ton of ass kicking but the Knights of Saint Lazarus are cool. They were mainly a hospitaller order but could remove smooth skin kebabs when they needed to.
>>1235901
>Bankers with swords
>>1235886
Teutons were the most successful in terms of overall achievements, however, Hospitallers were the most successful in the long run since they didn't get fucked over by their host countries like the Templars or Teutons.
>>1235976
The Teutonic knights became Prussia in the Reformation and Albert's line formed the German Empire
>>1235985
Prussia and the Teutonic Order is not the same entity.
The only asses the templars kicked are the ones of harmless civilians.
>>1236000
t. saracen
>>1235886
Teutons since their order actually forged out an actual country.
>>1235997
Well actually the Order was instrumental in creating the duchy and settling that area with Germans. Without it we'd probably just have had Brandenburg.
Vikings
>>1236312
Hospitallers
they were still alive well after the peak of the Crusades, giving Suleiman a run for his money, and outright defeating the Ottomans at Malta.
>>1236045
>we
>>1236312
They were fishermen that terrorised unarmed civilians. Vikings were shit
>>1237736
Their only opposition was unarmed civilians? No wonder they were able to conquer England, Normandy, and Russia, and extort hundreds of thousands of pounds of silver from France and England so easily
>>1237736
t. assblastedmonk
>>1235886
Hospitallers
Kicked ass for hundreds of years and they're still around (so are Teutonics, but those guys were dicks whereas Hospitallers never did nuffin wrong).
>>1235886
the question is, should i buy a comfy wool hospitaller cloak for $89.95?
>>1238134
Depends on how autistic you are
>>1238161
autistic enough to wanna stay warm during the winter
>>1238170
Do it then, dork. But for real, if you want it and can afford it, why not?
>>1238193
because i don't know if i want a hospitaller cloak or a generic earthy-colored cloak
>>1238226
You could pretend you are in Middle-Earth with the generic cloak.
>>1238226
Are you using it for real combat (real metal) or larp?
>>1238285
neither, i just want a neat cloak to stay warm n' cozy in when i need to, i might wear it outside sometime
and besides, cloaks are cool [spoiler]because lindybeige told me so :^)[/spoiler]
>>1238297
Yes they are
When they are not that thin
Lindybiege is very cool and he knows what he talks about and that is really unique today on youtube
>>1238342
>and he knows what he talks about
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh sometimes, take anything he says about history with a grain of salt
>>1238729
Or language
>>1238729
A few several grains you mean, unless you just accept that he exclusively means England.
