Who was your favourite character from Siglo de Oro?
OP here. Guy of the left is Pedro Calderon de la Barca. Also, Gongora has being cucked in that pic for some reason lol
Also, Velazquez counts.
>>1208904
Never knew Dick Dastardly and Groucho Marx were that old.
Quevedo.
He was the biggest troll and hater in Spanish history. He would be lurking in 4chan creating flame everywere if he existed currently.
Lope Motherfucking de Vega.
>>1208911
>siglo de oro thread
>makes a threat about Jewcho Jewx
Btw just watched a thing with Jewcho and he was subtly hinting at transgenderism / transvestism and homosexuality in his jokes. The Jews have already been pushing this shit for decades.
>>1208912
Examples of Quevadan trolling?
>>1209554
His most famous poet can be summarized as "Kek Gongora you're a jew".
He also bought Gongora's house exclusively to kick him out.
>>1209574
most famous poem* sorry
>>1208904
Quevedo is the funniest to read and Lope was the absolute madman, but I can't help but to love Cervantes more than any of them. The man had a hard life yet never pussied, he was literally proud of losing the motion of his hand and being anal-raped for years in a north-african prison, because that was the prize to pay for fighting in Lepanto.
Cervantes is just the unluckiest man ever.
>Enroll for participate in a big battle. Get sick in crucial time, then get shot in hand
>Be kidnapped by muslims, family gets poor trying to release him
>Get finally a job...is to collect bills
>Be sent to prison for screwing in your job
>Want to be successfull in theatre. Everybody ignores him because everybody is Lope de Vegafags
>Be constantly humillated by Lope de Vega
>Publish finally El Quijote. Don't earn any money because piracy
>Try to get property rights over Quijote without success
>Some fag called de Avellaneda publish second part of Quijote and earns money with that
>Publish true second part of Quijote. Piracy strikes back
>Die being poor
>be the most proliferous writer in the Spanish language
>write over 1500 plays
>rekt traditional theatre with new formula which is still currently used
>be the best writer of all time
>be nation-regarded soldier
>live in the most powerful capital of the most powerful empire during it's historical peak
>make Cervantes your bitch time and TIME again to the point that he avoided public live
>have Góngora and Quevedo, the biggest dicks in Spanish history, respect you
>be absolute womanizer that has several noblemen after your head
>being prayed together with God by everybody
>become cleric for God's sake, still continues being the absolute womanizer
>repeat
Name just one person in history that lived life to such extent as Lope de Fucking Vega.
