who's regime would you rather live under?
Hitler's, assuming i don't fight in war an am able to GTFO when Russians arrive
>>1177696
This.
None of them. I wouldn't want to live under Stalin because he's Stalin and I wouldn't want to live under Hitler because I'm a Slav.
>>1177704
>Because I'm a Slav
>Believing in the memes
>>1177708
Sorry for not wanting to be a second-class citizen because I don't fit into Hitler's retarded view of what an Aryan is :^)
do you think you think you could progress more quickly in either government?
>>1177688
Since I'm a minority and Hitler was more of a hypocrite, Hitler. Hitler would abandon his racial ideals for pragmatism. Stalin would push for force.
>>1177718
Don't bully me
>>1177711
holy fuck those digits
>>1177688
hitler
Either, it doesn't matter. I would use my knowledge of historical events to my advantage, rise up in power for my extraordinary prediction abilities and avant-garde scientific knowledge, and lead one of them into mass victory.
>>1177747
Or, alternatively, Stalin would have you killed.
>>1177747
>avant-garde scientific knowledge
Implying you could explain how a cell phone works let alone an atom bomb.
>>1177805
I SAID DON'T BULLY ME
>>1177790
I went to school for five years and I could definitely explain some significant things that were unknown seventy years ago. Also I understand how telecommunication works and even a decent amount of physics involving radio waves. I could do incredible things. But yeah Stalin might have me killed, which sucks because the number of people in Russia is easier to work with than in Germany for conquering the planet.
>>1177810
I SAID SLAVS ARENT PEOPLE, WŁADISLAW. NOW UNCLOG MY TOILET
>>1177688
Stalin. But only as a card-carrying member of the Party. Otherwise, Hitler.
>>1177816
I'm a [spoiler]western Ukrainian AKA pseudo-Polack[/spoiler], not a Polack.
>>1177830
God dammit 4chan X. I thought I turned the shortcuts off.
>>1177754
Lol pretty much this.
>>1177830
Ok volodomyr
You still aren't a human
>>1177842
Bullying is bad.
>>1177815
If I had knowledge of the future I would only advise Hitler to drop the Slavs aren't Aryans meme and work with the Ukrainians to defeat the Soviet Empire.
>>1177843
You can't bully a subhuman beast
>>1177854
Stop bullying me
>>1177854
No, but if you are mean against it it may come and "liberate" your wife and daughter.
>>1177850
Also sponsor pro-Nazi movements in Britain and the US and infiltrate academia like the Communists did. Create Cultural Nazism (inspired by Cultural Marxism). Wait a generation until you have absolute soft and hard power. Then invade Poland.
>>1177869
Are you telling me Hitler used the old "dehumanize your enemies" tactic? Interesting.
I'd choose to live in the country whose ideales were the closest to freedom
>>1177875
Worked well for Hitler, eh?
>>1177869
Japs are 100% more aryan then you sirgay mongol. That's why they have superior cartoons and society while russia will be majority muslim in 100 years
>>1177878
So...Canada
>>1177884
>Russia will be majority muslim in 100 years
Why? They are going to conquer western europe in a 100 years?
>>1177688
anyone else's
>>1177879
One can only dream
>>1177688
>Stalin
Be dank NKVD Tovaritschsh and go around purging people and hunting SS
I could probably rise through the ranks if id let myself go...
>>1177889
Like a third of russia is muslim and also the only places with above replacement level births
>>1177688
living during Hitler's regime >>>> "living" during Stalin's regime
living after Stalin's regime >>>> "living" after Hitler's regime
>>1177875
>That's why you kill them and fill up the space with Germans
>>1177805
Shut up. My future children will be half-Ukrainian thanks to my new beautiful bride.
t. Black Muslim living in Canada
>>1177920
HANS
WE CAN DREAM
>>1177912
Less than 7% of Russia is Muslim. Did a Syrian migrant beat you to the point of retardation?
>>1177929
>producing double untermenschen
>>1177929
that litterally triggerd me you shitlord!
>>1177929
You don't happen to also be an atheist homosexual liberal abortion doctor?
>>1177933
Just accept the churka master race will replace you subhumans
>>1177944
كل ما يساعدك على النوم ليلا، محمد شميت.
>>1177944
Hitlers 3rd reich - I would like to see romanesque architecture all over the place and neat bureaucracy deteriorate with time.
I'm Danish and being Germanys bitch cuck should allow me to have advantages
>>1177869
>>1177873
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalplan_Ost
>>1177972
>he fell for the Generalplan Ost meme
>HITLER WAS GOING TO GAS 6 BILLION SLAVS BECAUSE HE OPPOSED COMMUNISM
>>1177977
Yep. Everyone knows that Hitler only hated russians and that true slavs were his closest allies.
>>1177992
Stalin representing Russia was always funny to me.
>>1177993
>he fell for the Generalplan Ost meme and is trying to defend it
>/his/ is already /pol/
welp, it was bound to happen someday sooner or later
RIP
>Hitler vows to solve the Ukraine question in regards to ukrainian independence from the Bolsheviks
>>1178014
Nothing wrong with hating sl*vs, they don't contribute anything to society anyway
>>1178014
It's not /pol/, we just have a few Germanaboos come here every once in a while.
>>1178003
>is trying to defend it
But that's not what I'm doing at all you massive retard
>>1178016
He also vowed to not do anything after the Sudetenland thing.
>>1178019
>they don't contribute anything to society anyway
They make t*rks and naziboos buttblasted :^)
>>1177711
Slovaks had their golden age under Hitler.
>>1178022
Your reply sounded sarcastic to me.
>>1178032
Why would I be sarcastic about slavic nazi allies while posting a picture of a slavic nazi ally?
>>1178037
Because that's how sarcasm works.
>>1178025
Reminder Hungarians, slovaks, Croatians, bosinians, romanians, baltics, and ukrainians all fought against the bolsheviks neo-serfdom so they had to invent genocide plans to control them after conquering all of eastern europe
>>1178045
I'm sorry that you don't know what sarcasm is.
>>1178046
Stalin didn't do a thing against Eastern Europe till Hitler decided to give them half of it though.
>>1177972
>Lithuanians 85%
>Latgalians 100%
>Russians 50-60%
wtf
>>1178046
Kind of this, they needed to fabricate a lot of shit to push the liberation meme.
>>1178046
Reminder that Germans, Hungarians, Slovaks, Croatians, Bosnians, Baltics and Ukrainian all fought against the Nazis, so they had to invent Jewish conspiracy theories to excuse themslves after pillaging and raping all of eastern europe.
>>1178064
>Baltics
>>1178067
Generalplan Ost is completely baseless
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalplan_Ost#Development_and_reconstruction_of_the_plan
>>1178067
German meme studies.
Germans soldiers giving ukrainian children presents, note none of them are being raped or sent to gulags
>>1178075
Plus Finland, parts of Poland and parts of Romania.
Finland had luck enough to survive it though.
Well, I am not Jew so I side with Hitler. There is much more chance to come out as alive while choosing Hitler counting both possibilities of be dead at war or killed by insanity of dictatorship.
>>1178085
>Finland had luck enough to survive it though.
Finns are based like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd7VV7iLOuI
>>1177869
This is factually not correct, otherwise Slavs wouldn't be able to obtain Ahnenpass. I wish people ead something from actual nazi racial scientists like Gunther and Rosenberg instead of repeating baseless bullshit they read on wikipedia and /pol/. I won't even mention how you misuse the word reactionary.
>>1178097
> Finns are based like that.
Don't forget that Russians suck at offensive wars.
>>1178109
It was definitely reactionary due to clashes with Stalin's interests and campaigns.
>>1177711
PALINDUBS
CHECKED
Man /his/ has gone to shit recently.
>durr Hitler dindu
I'd rather live under neither. If I had to choose, then knowing what I know about the Nazi economy I'd chose Stalin.
>>1178126
>reactionary
>of, pertaining to, marked by, or favoring reaction, especially extreme conservatism or rightism in politics; opposing political or social change.
Literally how in the fuck does this relate to classifying gooks as Aryan?
>>1177688
Stalin, so I don't get buttraped by Russians within a couple of years.
>>1178163
How was it not reactionary to turn your closest right hand ally into a subhuman enemy of the whole genetic order just because the guy decided to take your favorite spot on the dining table?
>>1178186
Out of curiosity what do you thing the world reactionary means? What you're describing is more like pragmatism.
>>1178201
No point in debating that fucktard.
>>1178201
>of, pertaining to, marked by, or favoring reaction, especially extreme conservatism or rightism in politics; opposing political or social change.
>>1178208
So something completely unrelated to that shit.
>>1178226
>I'm retarded
Ok.
>>1178235
Painting Japs as Aryans is not conservative, it's not opposing social change and it's not favoring going back to status quo ante. In fact it's literally the opposite, challenging and reclassifying existing cathegories. Are you braindead or just baiting?
>>1178241
I didn't mention japs anywhere in my arguments you stupid cunt.
>>1178014
>/his/ is not /pol/, and Global Rule #3 is in effect. Do not try to treat this board as /pol/ with dates.
END THIS STUPID RULE NOW!!!
>>1177688
The one on the left
>>1177688
I would rather live under Stalin's regime, Hitler's men would kill me on sight because i'm black.
>>1178494
>>1177688
Hitler not even a contest
Would probably end up an enthusiastic nazi though
Stalin I would risk starvation
>>1178502
The ol' Schwarzkommando
>>1177688
Hitler. I can pass as white, but I'm a secret spic. :^)
>>1178565
> I can pass as white
Maybe in America.
Stalin because it didn't end with his country ceasing to exist.
Stalin killed much more Russians than Hitler killed Germans.
Hitler
Where do i sign up
>>1178587
That's a retarded answer and you know it
>>1177688
Hitler. Better to die trying for a better world, than to willingly live a slave.
>>1177688
Hitler, if only for the sake of selfish self-preservation. Under the Nuremberg laws I would've passed as a non-Jew despite some Jewish heritage.
>>1177688
USSR obviously
>>1177688
Stalin because I'm not an Aryan and the USSR is a multicultural state
>>1178565
You do know that Hispanic is not a race, right? Also, nazis didn't wanna kill people for not being white.
>>1177688
I would not be happy under both as a gay jew but well ! I take hitler... I like hide and seek
>>1177711
>numbers
Oh fuck
Stalin because I have dreamed my whole life of having an excuse to kill eternal krauts
Holy shit it doesn't matter if I die on my second day as long as i get to take at least one Hans with me
>>1177688
If I was a goy, obviously Hitler. But I'm fairly Jewish so Stalin wouldn't gas me on the spot at least.
>>1177711
>>1177711
Check the Czech's numbas
>>1177688
Stalin because fuck germanshits.
I don't have a computer but can someone make a "the life of Pablo" album artwork meme for Stalin and saddam?
>>1177688
i'd say stalin, since i'm not blond or have blue eyes, but honestly it's like choosing between ebola and aids.
the main difference between the two is that stalin had time for doing some shit to USSR
Half Slav, half Dutch, so maybe I could pass for an Aryan in Hitlers regime. But to be on the safe side, I would probably stick with Stalin. Wouldn't want to get treated like a kike.
>>1177711
Fugg
>>1177688
well atleast i look kind of aryan so i guess i chose Hitler
>>1177688
>Be German
>Get to kill Jews
>Hot Aryan wife
>Japanese friends to produce anime and kill chinese or something
>Die in war
vs
>Be German in Russia
>Get to watch slavs get killed (a plus)
>Downs syndrome slavic wife
>No friends
>Gulag'd
tough choices
>>1177825
>card-carrying member of the Party
It's like you are actively trying to get purged. Being a normal shmuck in Stalin's times, just working in a factory somewhere would give you a much better chance of survival than being close to the ruling apparatus, which was very, very thoroughly checked for ideologically unstable elements.
