>Germans ally with the Huns and try to take over France and Rome with them
>Defeated by the ancestors of the English, the French and the Italians
>Germans destroy the Roman Empire
>East Germans (Turks) destroy the Byzantine Empire
>Germans invent Protestantism to tear Latin Christianity apart
>Austria (Germany Jr) attacks Serbia because their prince thought it'd be funny to parade through the neighborhood of a subjugated people, starting a war
>Germany invents Communism (Karl Marx was a German Jew)
>Germans attack Britain's imouto Belgiuim, thus escalating said war into the first world war
>Germans sends Lenin to Russia to spread the Judeo-German ideology known as Communism
>Russia is destroyed and thus is too weak to take Constantinople and liberate Eastern Christendom
>Germany teams up with the Soviet Union and annexes Poland, causing World War 2 and leaving England too weak to destroy Communism like she wanted to
>Communism ends up lodged into the heart Europe for decades
>Germany becomes Refugeermany, king of all Muslims, and is flooding Europe with millions upon millions of them
Tell me /his/, why how did the Eternal Kraut managed to fuck up Europe SO MANY TIMES?
>>1135608
>East Germans (Turks)
I chuckled.
>>Germans ally with the Huns and try to take over France and Rome with them
>>Defeated by the ancestors of the English, the French and the Italians
>>Germans destroy the Roman Empire
>>East Germans (Turks) destroy the Byzantine Empire
wut
>Germanics finally realize their destiny to rule over the former Roman Empire
>Defeated by near none, they shape the kingdoms of which most every western European nation can define themselves by to some extent, namely places like England
>Germans destroy the Roman Empire, and bring with it a newer and better era
>Turks destroy the Byzantine Empire, Germanic Kingdoms go later to wage Holy War in vengeance
>Germans invent Protestantism to reform a corrupt and sinful abomination to God’s hand on earth
>Austria (Germany Jr) attacks Serbia because their prince was murdered, a just war
>Jews invent Communism (Karl Marx was a German JEW)
>Germans attack Britain's imouto Belgiuim in a desperate bid to win a war they had every need to win, after Entente Powers corner the Central Powers
>Germans sends Lenin to Russia to spread the Judeo-German ideology known as Communism
>Russia is destroyed by Bolshevik Jewish swine
>Germany teams up with the numerous eastern European nations to combat the red menace rising in the east, eventually stabbed in the back by western powers unaware of communism unholy danger
>Communism ends up lodged into the heart Europe for decades
>Germany is kicked so hard it is now a multicultural wasteland, raped of its heart and mind
Was there ever a sadder story than that of Germany’s betrayal?
>>1138441
>Germanics pick up what's left of the Western """Roman""" """"""""Empire"""""""""
>Rekt by Slavs in Germany and Moors in Spain, they adapt Roman and Hellenic customs plus their ugly language throughout Europe
>Germans destroy the Roman Empire and bring with it a newer and better era (???))
>Turks destroy ERE, Franks go on Crusade and get fucked
>Germans leave an enriching institution to spread a splintered, theology mangled, political-born abortion of a religion
>Austria rejects the Serbian government's (who weren't connected to the assassination) agreement to all but 2 of the demands and start a destructive world war
>Germans invent Communism (Marx was a GERMAN Jew)
>Germany complete dilutes it's otherwise quality plan and creates a static horror
>Germans send Lenin to spread Communism (???)
>Russia fends off internal rebellion and foreign intervention to forge a strong totalitarian state
>Germany completely fails to destory the monster it created
>Later become's the largest component of European multiculturalism
Are German's the literal retards of history?
>>1138490
>(who weren't connected to the assassination)
So are just gonna shape history how we want now?
>>1138498
Well, were they?
>>1135608
>>>/pol/ or >>>/b/
>>1135608
who the fuck taught you history?
You know literally nothing about European ethnogensis'
I pray to God almighty this is a troll
