his I need help writing an essay on the irish potato famine help please
There were potatoes and then there wasnt. The end
In the beginning, Ireland was bullshit.
Then, potatoes were brought back from the New World.
The Irish started growing them, but only grew one strain, because they are more suited to hunting and gathering and all around savages.
That strain got infected with a potato virus, the cause of which was unknown, but many historians believe it was likely created in a laboratory in the Byzantine Empire by Justinian, as an experiment to develop mega potatoes to use in war with Afghani leader Assad Durkalah.
This, would be the first time many Irish people had resorted to cannabalism, but it would not be the last (as they are savages).
This is where sources will diverge - some say that's a potato but it's just an old tomato.
>>1182505
One potato two potato three potato four
Five potato six potato seven potato
no more
>>1182505
Paddies cant handle the bants. /thread
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
why didn't they just fish
Once upon a time and then the English ruined everything.
Something something chromossomes.
>>1182505
They grew plenty of potatoes to eat, but the Brits still forced them to give them to the landlords to sell in England
They also refused to allow the Irish to fish for food
And when other people sent aid to the Irish it pissed them off, they actually asked the Turks not to send any because they wanted to send more than the queen did.
Remember that. Brits are worse than T*rks
>>1182557
Take out the stuff about the byzantine empire and you almost got me with that bait
>>1182505
Catholic or protestant?
>>1182505
Perfidious Albion being perfidious AND genocidal.
I regret coming to /his/.
I will make this thread again but on /pol/ where I can have an actually intelligent discussion.
>>1182505
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>>1182623
>>1182610
>irish famine
>genocide
>>1182581
Too drunk to bend the hooks.
>>1182623
>/pol/
>Intelligent conversation
>>1182635
>Deprive people of aid and food, even from other countries
The fuck do you think it was?
How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish?
None!
>>1182505
Hannibal was a master of logistics. He was also a very motivational leader who would encourage his troops, and that's partially how he managed to march all the way trough Southwest Europe with his war elephants, reaching the northern ends of the Roman Empire to attack the very heart of Roma. This basically contributed to Kamakura Minamoto marching on Kyoto and ousting the Taira bakufu, a dinasty that was recognized by the Taira clan's ability to manipulate the imperial court. The declaration of independence by Bernard o'Higgins, which has nothing to do with the Fall of Constantinople, was also an increasingly worrying factor to the eyes of mongol horse archers that had already breaken trough the Great Wall of China and were now on their way to Hungary. This later on contributed to the Belle Epoque when Germany and Austria Hungary were arming themselves for WW3, which can be arguably said to be WW4 if you take into account the engagement of the Ancient Finish Empire with the god damn Koreans in the Great Proto Wars, as a world war. As a result, Kruschev put in place several reforms, like the Cultural Revolution, which culminated with the tearing apart of the Israeli wall of lamentations and thus the collapse of the Soviet Union. Except for the immediate establishment of the British Raj, all English colonies, even Indochina, also paid taxes by developing the Ottoman Empire with their conquests in Ceuta and Mujahaz. And while it is true that the Silk Road moved a lot of income from China to Africa, Portugal would only establish an anarchist dictatorship under the rule of Francisco Franco, heir to the Roman Empire. That being said, the Americans DID drop two bombs in Japan and even then anime would inevitably become a thing, despite Hume's best attemps to stop it when he published "a critique on reason" and painted the Monalisa. It's hard to believe it, I know, but this is what caused the Irish famine, and you'll never find this in any history books.
>>1182665
>>1182641
t. americans
If the British wanted to utterly exterminate the Irish they would have so, they just didn't care.
>"I would draw the following broad conclusion: at a fairly early stage of the Great Famine the government's abject failure to stop or even slow down the clearances (evictions) contributed in a major way to enshrining the idea of English state-sponsored genocide in Irish popular mind. Or perhaps one should say in the Irish mind, for this was a notion that appealed to many educated and discriminating men and women, and not only to the revolutionary minority...And it is also my contention that while genocide was not in fact committed, what happened during and as a result of the clearances had the look of genocide to a great many Irish..."
irish"""men"""""" are subhumans and thus should not be treated as people
although they do make formidable porn stars, like faye reagan
>this thread
>>1182505
>his I need help writing an essay on the irish potato famine help please
Anything in particular?
>>1182505
Alot of rain, even for Ireland made anything ungrowable because it started to mold in the fucking ground. Don't mind the butt hurt anglos that know very well the people they render dogs kicked their ass back into the sea and now harbour a shit ton of shit skins and their empire is dead.
>Irish famine "gorta mór"
>shit ton of rain, even for ireland
>dont know about you but i doubt eating mold is healthy
>england whom tried to conquer us for decades dont send us food
>kek thanks
Google it.
And why the anglos complain about the irish and not the falklands i dunno I am confused myself
Brits are literally Turk tier for genocide denial.
You need to know about the famine, lad?
Well mate, there was fuck all potatoes. Everyone was hungry as fuck and a few yokes kicked the bucket.
Sure you know yourself what a wild empty stomach can do for you like.
Anyways, it was probably all because of the English and at the end of the day if we ever run out of spuds again we can just eat the Ulster men.
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>>1183659
Your leaving out the part about how even during the famine years British landlords still managed to import food especially beef from Ireland to england
Irish people wuz kangs and shit
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>>1186247
We fucking were and all boy
Many times in the past 5000 years this small island has stood at the heart of European culture. In the middle of the eighth century B.C. it may have been the wealthiest place in Europe, its gold ornaments and beautiful bronze musical instruments unequalled anywhere north of Egypt. Because Ireland was never absorbed into the Roman Empire, it retained into the second millennium A.D. unique cultural traditions stretching back perhaps to the Bronze Age, if not earlier.
>>1187618
stop lad Irish threads never go well
>>1187622
>not going well
>implying assblasted anglos and ulsterfags going into full damage control when they can't hack irish bants isn't the best kind of thread on /his/
Say it with me
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>>1187972
Feckin great craic this lads
>>1182587
hello scotland
ENGLISH BASTARDS!!!!!11111
/Essay
>>1182570
Underrated post
Britain did nothing wrong.
The end.
>>1182702
I can't tell what is more horrendous.
A Malicious Genocide or mass manslaughter from pure apathy
