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>>8248384
he's trying really hard to say those names out loud with a straight face
>>8248384
Is he extremely nervous or extremely horny with a massive boner?
>>8248384
>Hell you can even go at it with a friend.
LMAO
>>8248417
I'm imagining a commercial for it that's like a 90s board game commercial
>HEY WANNA COME OVER AND FUCK MY BIG BLACK ASS
>SAY WHAAAAT!?
>NO, STUPID, IT'S FUCK MY BIG BLACK ASS FROM PIPEDREAM!
>RADICAL!
>>8248384
So it wouldn't be possible to just seal that hole to prevent water from getting to the foam?
>>8248464
When you stick your dick in, the air has to go somewhere. That is what the hole is for.
>>8248451
Kek
>>8248429
I've used one of those to remove old paint once.
The balloon toy looks promising, just add water. I've thought of owning a toy.
>fuck my big black ass
jesus christ i lost it
>>8248384
Where do I buy one dammit...
>>8248566
>>8248577
Look up the name you fucking retard, jesus. It's literally the first result.
>>8248429
Thats a fucking power sander.
>>8248622
wtf is this
>>8248635
A big fake ass
>>8248643
>IT'S FUCK MY BIG FAKE ASS, FROM PIPEDREAM!
>>8248384
>"if you wa- WHEN you wash it..."
>>8248653
Any webms of you using it?
>>8248622
sauce
>>8248622
What is this thing called?
>>8248451
>>8248655
Fucking died
>>8248384
But is it OVER TWENTY POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS?
>>8248656
Uhh I don't own it, it was just a joke.
I didn't even post the webm
>>8248739
American woman™
Can anyone tell me why when I press play on a webm, the box becomes smaller but won't play the webm?
>>8248384
Somewhere in the comments, the dude who made this commercial commented.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBTpwGNPN9I
>>8249074
assuming your on mobile, it'll only work if you connect to WiFi or hold down on the content and choose "Open in new tab"
>source: same problem before
>>8248570
There is a difference between owning a sex toy and owning a recreation of a woman's ass. A vibrator is more akin to a fleshlight
>>8249107
sauce and more!
>>8249116
>implying bitches don't buy machines and the equivalent of said ass which is that abs+dick+thighs that you see often in amateur videos
no nigga there is no difference
>>8249118
All I know the name of the object is 25 Inch Fantasia.
>>8249100
Look at the hair on that motherfucker, no wonder he has to fuck pillow and silicone. Looks like the fucking wolfman.
>>8248605
Doesn't look too appealing for guys
>>8248451
this has potential...
>>8249166
hope its a new toy, its almost criminal that theres no porn of someone using it.
>>8249163
Unlike Burgers, British people are intelligent enough to want to know the flaws with a product as well as the upsides.
>>8249130
This guy is right although I have no desire for one of these things.
>>8249211
That's one hell of an inferiority complex you brits, aussies and canadians have, ain't it?
>>8248384
I-is that Billy Mayes?
>>8249107
10/10 would buy
>>8249250
na man theyre intelligent like he said!! think of all the things they invented like the boomerang and snowshoe
>>8249325
$910 dollars
Didn't know this was a YLYL thread. XD
>>8249107
Into the darkness, I ride!
>>8249642
definitely need moar ohmibod clips now. ..lulz
>>8249112
Go into settings and change the video settings from WiFi only to always (if you don't mind loading videos on data)
>>8248429
holy smokes, that thing has 40 horsepower
>>8249342
jesus fucking christ, and a lot of certain people would pay that.
>>8248570
If the women you know find this "pathetic" then you need to meet some new women to hang out with.
>>8249790
and if you think most women would not find this pathetic, you need to meet women.
>>8249642
she is electrocuted by faulty product?
http://anybunny.com/itm/pipedream_extreme_fuck_me_silly_dude_mega_masturbator
till the end
>>8248451
>RADICAL
Every
time
>>8249796
Nah man, its cool. If/when I bring a lady home to my bedroom she can bask in all the money I've spent on flesh toys, covering my dresser and bedroom floor.
great, i just bought a fleshlight.
what the fuck
>>8249803
http://manporn.xxx/videos/562040/fucking-my-fuck-me-silly-mega-masturbator-fake-pussy/
>>8248507
>>8249116
>>8248570
The lock and key hypothesis analogy works both ways you dumb cunts. The burden of sexual prowess and charm rests on they guy so if he can't afford to attract a girl and has to resort to a lesser means (much more so the ones that try to imitate pussy as closely as possible), it is seen that he is the lesser man than the ones who can get a girl to fuck if he so tries. Even I think owning one of these cool as fuck shit is pathetic, even a fleshlight. Doesn't mean I won't stick a dick in that rubber thing though. I bet it feels even better than a real pussy
>>8249642
well
she acquired a new fetish
I'd buy one.
Can go balls deep when I want as hard as I want with no, bullshitting online to pull a piece of ass, no money on call girls, no getting studded up so I can go play the game and pull some cray average piece from the club/supermarket/mall/frat party/highschool gathering, no half hour of fucking foreplay or having to warm her up so she can take it?
Sign me up for that shit.
Get up in the morning, take a piss, do my workout spend a half hour getting my high intensity cardio by fucking 20 pounds of caramal colored puss or ass, bust that much needed nut, then go about my day feeling refreshed and happy.
>>8249829
>no, it's connected to the computer so whenever she live streams and people TIP her, it buzzes more
why don't twitch whores do that? Sit on a vibrator and just make it a loud buzz when someone tips.
I wish those butts were made of silicon
you can't sterilize them
BR3H'S
The future is now
Women will soon be extinct
>>8248570
>Women find it pathetic
I'm not sure you know the difference between a fact and your low self esteem.
>>8248429
Song name anyone?
>>8249883
I know for sure the difference between double standards and..double standards.
>>8249163
you are 100 percent correct, terrible effort
>>8249211
no one sells anything by fucking listing its flaws like a fool
>>8249107
>DareYouEnterMyMagicalRealm.webm
>>8248622
>>8249100
>>8249107
What is the name of this product???
>>8249100
more like this but without the monkey
>>8248429
>This isn't a power tool
Yes it is....
>>8248601
Most women act that way when given a sex toy, but the minute they are home alone BOOM!! Using that thing all night long.
>>8250603
Virginity starter pack. Japanese edition.
And im just trying to find a suction cup dildo that's about 7" (17-18cm) long and 1.2" (3cm-3,5cm max)) in diameter without any rough "veins" or shit that will tear my anus apart.
>>8249168
I was thinking the same thing
Anyone have the webm of that balloon thing
>>8249163
Is she a seller or a reviewer?
>>8249790
Good luck finding those.
>>8250665
listen to the words of wisdom, folks!
Anime Love Dolls
http://wiassplus.blog.fc2.com
>>8248566
Wait, what?
http://www.xvideos.com/video13650067/a_night_with_the_best_fucking_butt_doll_fuck_me_silly_megamasturbator#0.0
hhnnnnggg
>>8252111
Go space yourself is my favorite sci fi phrase of all time
>>8248553
>use as much lube as possible
>try it with your pants on first
This is gon get messy real fast
>>8249100
Can i... can I put my head inside?
>>8251948
I'm throwing my credit card but I'm not getting anything back.
>>8248384
Over 20 pounds of pussy and ass
>>8248622
This looks nice
>>8249110
>he's gay
this guy is probably laughing at this commercial in his head.
probably thinking "we gay dudes can get butt anytime we want, you poor bastards have to fuck big fake asses with vaginas"
>>8249642
Fake
>>8248405
you say that as if they're mutually exclusive
>>8249829
Oh thank God.
I was going to feel bad if I was jerking off to a real seizure
>>8248507
shit man, imagine the stuff we're gonna have in the future... :DD
>>8248739
some kind of female homosapien
what i wanna know is where do you get the pillows
i have the fake pussy covered, but where do i get them nice pillows to complete my orgasmic fuckaton.
>>8248384
Holy shit those things are so jiggly.
>>8251277
Nah, Primal Hardware.
They look so fun.
>>8252375
what is this toy?
i need it.
>>8252384
virgin detected
>>8251948
That guy has the best job in the world.
>>8250603
seductivemidnightcandyshop
>>8249642
>>8249646
>>8249800
>>8249829
>>8249845
I've started to really hate ohmibods.
A lot of camwhores aren't even playing with themself anymore, they just sit there and wait for tips and then react to it... worse is all the models got the tipping sound turned up so damn loud you can't hear them(the girls) when they orgasm.
>Loud music, loud tipping sound, model sitting half naked not doing much other than talking and then suddenly shakes
>>8252566
>mfw females literally get paid to sit and do nothing
>>8252544
what model is this?
>>8251089
adameve
look for sumo
coupon code: "getoff60"
>>8249166
yeah i dont have 950 and shipping to just drop
>>8252487
Those arms look so fucking weird. Like an orangutan or something.
>>8249166
bootyjiggles.com/
>>8252683
>bootyjiggles.com
uh oh, which is the hack?
http://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/life-sized-masturbator-toy/
I use it as a head rest while watching netflix.
>>8248635
75 pounds of pussy and ass
>>8249642
That is one hell of an orgasm
>>8252801
Post a video of you fucking it already.
>>8252801
sounds comfy. i'd be down for that
>>8248384
I work at amazon. I have a sixth sense. Im always around when they come in the building, I'm just gravitated to them. I know which boxes these toys come in. I make sure everyone is gathered around when we open the "Fuck my Big Black Ass" The tag line on the box is so blissfully racist.
Jizzle in my Nizzle for Sizzle.
>>8250326
And trump hates Mexicans...
Source: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=939056530
>>8249107
I would buy this to use as a pillow. Looks comfy af
>>8250525
You got me anon. I'm laughing pretty heartily
>>8252801
I have a question. Does it feel like smooth skin or does it feel like a dry latex?
>>8248507
20lbs of pussy and ass
>>8252804
>40 lbs of pussy and ass wasn't enough
You scientists were too concerned with if you could that you didn't stop to consider whether or not you should.
>>8252375
i want the black one, always wanted to fucck a big black ass where the fuck do you hide it though?
>>8253029
I guess that when you buy this, there's no turning back, you just show it with pride.
>>8253044
haha true
>>8252929
Using powder makes it decent.
I've got a good number of pics, should i postem?
>>8253056
go for it man
>>8253056
You got everyone interested. Do it.
>>8253056
what is the name of the product
>>8253067
either retarded or trolling
>>8253071
It's a thin line
>>8253067
http://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/life-sized-masturbator-toy/
>>8253096
$ 930.00
Ahahahahahahaha.
>>8249820
Well said my man
>>8248384
Is that Harley Morenstein from Youtube's Epic Mealtime?
>>8253123
you spent nearly 2,000 dollars on these?
>>8253029
Yeah, HIDE it from ALL THE PEOPLE you have over. Gods balls.
>>8253123
I must have a webm of you fucking it, Anon. Please...
>>8253199
dubs demand
>>8253029
Do you friends always go through your closet? Maybe you could stuff it in a plain box in the corner.
>>8253317
such a tease
>>8252814
This
>>8253329
that
>>8248429
does it go to 11?
>>8253056
I just want to see the thing in action. I also want to know how good it feel bro.
>>8253317
WHERE CAN I BUY 1??
>>8249642
Chaturbate is fuckin' great.
>>8253174
It's possible to have sex toys and friends. They're not mutually exclusive. Don't project.
>>8253363
yes my favorite models are bhiankha and slutysandra both have huge milky tits.
>>8253159
I would too, it's just that I wouldn't spend $930 for one of these things.
>>8253317
gifs/webms of someone fucking one when?
>>8249842
This
>>8253419
anon pls
>>8253419
goddammit someone fuck this things in vid NOW!
>>8253433
Dubs demands it, again
>>8253433
http://www.xnxx com/video2874669/fuck_me_silly_mega_masturbator_-_rd_174
Don't know if the same.
>>8253446
not even close in size that is like a 10lbs of pussy and ass and the one anon is posting is 80lbs of pussy and ass.
I wish I had the money for this.
>>8253056
I would just love it so much.
The guy that owns two of them is a lucky son of a bitch. I wish I was him.
>>8253516
You only have one dick. Why do you need two?
>>8248384
first world problems..
>>8253525
....
2 is better than 1?
WAIT. I can set one on top of the other and make a fuck sandwich in between their pussy's.
Right?
>>8253525
2 flavors is better than 1
>>8248384
jesus i love gay he is
>>8253536
webm of you fucking it pls
>>8251948
I always found it funny how we've come to sexualize a location of the body that literally acts as a gateway for shit.
Humans.
>>8248384
BIG
BLACK
ASS
>>8253571
as long as it feels good, man
>>8252566
This so fucking much.
>>8248384
>saying fuckmesilly and fuckmybigblackass with a straight face
>>8249107
I like that his arm is already wet when the webm starts
>>8249642
Kek
>>8248739
"FuckMeSilly" Pipedream sellls them
>>8253641
nigger, watch literally the first webm in the thread
>>8252905
>4/5 Stars
>I ejaculated my skeleton, but the bones were hard to put back in.
>>8253660
nigga, look at the post you're replying to.
>>8253609
Did the ride end?
Still waiting for that webm.
>>8253691
Me too goddamit
>>8253742
me 3
>>8248384
>>8253096
Got this one from this site when it first started. Debuted a 21 inch Vanilla Creme now retired, and it wasn't near the 900$ that this one seems to be. Also my first webm attempt, so sorry if its short or whatever.
>>8253749
does it feel like a real pussy?
>>8253749
Nice. Do you plan on making more?
>>8253749
>watching a soccergame while pounding your 20 pounds of pussy and ass
>>8253767
do you think he knows what a real pussy feels like
>>8253767
Honestly it wasn't quite tight, but it wasn't super loose either. Still, good fun, and at the time it was around $300, not 600 or 900, because they were trying to promote.
>>8253419
rolling, trips means post video
>>8253767
you expect the guy in the video to know the answer to that question?
let me hazard an answer for him: it's the most real thing he's ever felt.
>>8253814
that faglord stole my reply
>>8254040
Dude, Alien was an awesome movie.
>>8251948
Billie Mays would be proud.
>I'll never sink all nine inches into that snug sex toy
I just want to get baked fuck the shit out of a fuck toy and bust multiple nuts while watching anime marathons.
Is that not the dream of all men?
>>8253571
Shit > Babies, blood, urine
>>8249211
>Yes I'd like to sell you this TV
>Well, to start, I should tell you that it's produced with cheap parts and has a projected lifespan of about half that of our competitors.
>W-wait, where are you going?
>Come back! It's a good product, I swear!
Literally why in the unholy depths of your mom's ass would any salesman EVER mention a product's flaws? That's what reviews and consumer feedback are for.
>>8249116
A Fleshlight would probably be akin to a dildo, shaped like a real dick.
A vibrator's male counterpart might be something like Tenga, which doesn't look like anything and is just utilitarian in design.
>>8254098
A salesman who knows people will buy a product because it fulfills a need and upfront honesty is a way to build a base of loyal customers.
Why?
Because most people know the reviewers and consumer groups are bought and paid for and the consumers don't give a solitary fuck about those people anyway.
>>8254117
>honesty
>marketing
OH
MY
GOD
Marketing is the art of lying without saying something that's not true.
You think a Big Mac really fucking looks like that?
Fuck no it doesn't.
>>8254126
That's nice, but marketing has a cost.
Loss of belief in the seller and product.
If you don't have the money or resources to keep feeding the marketing lie or have the right kind of hook to keep people believing a marketing myth long after they stop pushing it...then it's pointless. As a matter of fact, it will blow up in their face and blow up huge.
The marketing you're talking about is for the moneyd, the empowered, and people who have a clear exit strategy when it inevitably goes tits up.
Even the people who used to do the scamco shilling of pointless crap to people online are just playing up the benefits of oft cheap pieces of crap that won't make people feel TOO bad about throwing away some money.
>>8252541
that the hell?
>>8248570
You have to meet new women friends, the ones that I am friends with openly talk about using a vibrator and masterbating on a regular bases.
>>8254030
What's the point of something so big if you only use like 5% of it?
>>8254293
visual stimulus
some people do use the entire thing
>>8254293
It's a psychological thing.
Think all of the women, yes dykes included(and fags if that's what you're into) who CLAIM to want an 8x6 cock actually want to or can handle a real 8x6 and up dick?
Hell no. Believe me.
It's all about the psychological pleasure of the rider and viewer. A stunt.
There's a reason why the guys who're actually packing meat either end up really sexually reserved and untrusting, or full on pansexual attention whores.
>>8253571
Cloaca.
Reproduction is a disgusting business for everybody.
>>8252541
Imminent prolapse.
>>8248451
Lost
>>8252391
Same I busted a load n felt slightly worried
>>8252056
They're ovipositor sex toys. You put a gelatin 'egg' in one end and squeeze it through so it's like having an insect laying it's eggs in your asshole or pussy.
>>8254098
So we'll believe them when they say it's good. Marketers in the UK at least are taught to give out a small flaw so that the positives seem more believable.
