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>"What do you mean my battery is dead on my laptop? I turned it off! Why does the battery die if it's not charged?"

>"What? I have to buy a separate thingy to have wifi? What the hell is this then?"
>"Thats a moden ma'am"

>"WHERE DID MY PURPLE MONKEY FRIEND GO? PUT HIM BACK! I LIKED HIM!"
No seriously, I knew a dude that was like that and loved Bonzi buddy. LEL

>"I don't know how to use an android! It's too complicated to use! I'll stick to my iPhone and when I mess it up I'll take it to the apple store to get them to fix it or show me how to do something! What? You could show me how to do stuff on that android? Why? you're not a "certified" person! You don't know anything!"
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>>53998494
>"What do you mean my battery is dead on my laptop? I turned it off! Why does the battery die if it's not charged?"
i can understand if someone mistakes "dead" for "doesn't work anymore", especially since the term is used for batteries that are actually dead, too

>"What? I have to buy a separate thingy to have wifi? What the hell is this then?"
>"Thats a moden ma'am"
this is fair, too, modems/modem+routers/modem+router+APs and router+AP's all looks pretty much the same most of the time, there's even ones with internal antennas, so don't say "but mah pointy antennas"

>"I don't know how to use an android! It's too complicated to use! I'll stick to my iPhone and when I mess it up I'll take it to the apple store to get them to fix it or show me how to do something! What? You could show me how to do stuff on that android? Why? you're not a "certified" person! You don't know anything!"
apple should change their slogan to "ignorance is bliss" already
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>>53998494
I had a friend who returned his Samsung and got an iPhone 6 after I convinced him to give android a chance when upgrading from his iPhone 5.

His problem? He couldn't figure out how to do attachments to text messages and then bitched that it was too complicated when I showed him.
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>dad goes into system32
>deletes a bunch of .dlls because he doesn't know what they are
>wonders why computer won't boot
>mfw I've inherited his genes
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>>53998548
Well you know how it goes, even if it's off the battery slowly drains over time to basically dead so you have to give it a jum

>this is fair

If you have AT&T sure, but I have charter and most people i know have them separate.

>apple slogan
LOL

>>53998565
Walked into the apple store, asked them what they think their percentage of human error is and 1 dude said around 85%

>>53998633
what'd you do anon.
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>>53998708
>what'd you do anon.

Why, I offered him my assistance, and I installed Gentoo! What would you have done?
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>>53998847
>install gentoo
will this meme ever die?
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>>53998633
Why did you give administrator privileges to you're dad faget?
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>go to see my dad
>gotta use his computer for X thing
>screen is blurry
>he was using his 1680x1050 screen with 1024x768 resolution
>fix it but remain confused
>dont ask about it
>stay for few hours and go home
>receive annoyed call from my dad
>stepmother is angry because i changed the resolution
>tell them it was wrong so i fixed it
>they want it changed back
>remote control their computer and change it
>silently cry inside
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>>53998879
In these situations you just say that once your display broke and tech guy said you had wrong resolution. Talking to retards you have to be a retard.
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>Laptop connected to TV
>Cloned displays and wrong resolution, every fucking time
I don't even say anything nowadays, just quietly weep inside when they watch 1080p movies downscaled to 1366x768 and then upscaled to 1080p again.
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>PlayStation 3 hooked up to HDTV via composite cable
>for 6 years they rave about the high quality graphics and clarity of Blu-ray
>wouldn't let me change it for an HDMI cable because they were afraid it'd break the console/TV.

Fuck you Sony for not including a $3 HDMI cable instead of that shitty composite cable from the ps2 day
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>>53999334
even on the ps2 composite a shit, the ps2 can do component
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>>53999353
Composite should have died in the 80s, and the creator and anyone using it after that decade should have been euthenized. Literally no excuse not to use better connectors.
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>>53999334
the cheaper the easier basically.

>>53999364
As much as I agree with this. a few things still use composite, and even if you get an "adapter" means nothing 2bh
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>>53998633
install gentoo, setup virtualbox to automatically launch when he logs in and boot into windows.
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>>53999423
>not mint
Come on, this meme of Gentoo needs to die. Go with the more easy to set up like Mint or *Buntu. Teach the dad how to use it at least and keep Vbox there incase he needs it
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>>53999353
really, even on the ps1 it's shit
only things like vhs/laserdisc and older don't benefit from better connectors
any video game console nes and up benefit greatly from signal types better than composite

pic related, nes is probably the least affected, with simpler graphics/few colors and low resolution compared to newer consoles, there's still benefits
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>grandma gets a cable box from her cable company
>wonders why when she changes the channel on the HDTV it goes from HDMI to white noise
>explain to her how to change the channel from the cable box remote and to ignore the channel buttons on the TV's stock remote
>still get calls every other day about it for about a month
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>>53999441
If you've ever played a NES with composite you would almost immediately notice the horrible composite dot crawl, washed colors and color bleeding. The NES has one of the worst composite encoders ever made. There's a reason people drop hundreds of dollars to cram an HDMI connector in a 30 year old console.

t. /vr/
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>>53999296
Dear God.
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>>53999463
that's true, but with the low resolution and low-detail sprites, it doesn't really make anything too hard to see
like, you can still see each pixel in the above image

in newer consoles, with higher resolutions and more detailed graphics, composite outright ruins the picture, making many things impossible to see as intended
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To the composition part, I'm glad that a lot of the older NES games are out on the wii u. I have mine hooked up with an HDMI cord. Game looks like it should
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>>53998857
>considering this a meme
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> us techies

Kill yourselves all of you.
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>>53999730
almost anytime someone mentions Linux/unix AT ALL FUCKING ALL Gentoo has to be brought up. Reality is, that no one in their right mind uses it and sticks to the easier more known types.

I've never met a single person who actually uses it. Ubuntu, arch, mint, hell even slackware, but gentoo? Literally internet people only

>>53999748
get over it.
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>>53999753
I use Gentoo, portage is actually pretty neat once you learn its quirks.
I also use debian/ubuntu based systems and know apt pretty well.

It's been a very long time since I've used an rpm based distro and I've never bothered with arch.
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>>53999777
Like I said, it's rare and most of the time it's internet people. I'm sure you don't fully it use it like that right? I'm guessing you're main machine is Windows.
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>IT support coworker
>"what is command prompt?"

Thanks Pajeet
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>>53999753
i've even met one in reallife who uses it (though he is even a worse it autist than people here on /g/) or read blogs/articles of/about sysadmins that set up a prod. env. with gentoo...

i know it's not the #1 choice, but there always will be faggots playing with it (like >>53999777)
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I work at an ISP
Tree falls and hits my cable
When the power company is getting theirs out, they cut my line with the chainsaw
Call my ISP, explain the issue, they escalate it to dispatch
Because it was escalated their "senior" tech team gave me a call
It's some random Indian call center
I explain the problem, cable is cut in half, yada yadda.
He wants light readings on the modem
I explain the internet connectivity lights are off, tell him I am running a continous ping to Google dns from my router
He wants me to give him exact light readings
I give them to him
He says it's my modem causing the issue
I reexplain my fucking line is cut in half, and he disconnects.
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>Why? you're not a "certified" person! You don't know anything!"

I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE
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>get hired by murrican client (romanian here)
>get told I'll work with this guy called mohit from bangladesh
>ok
>he constantly asks me for romanian girl skypes and sends me mom son porn inbetween tasks
>we get given two websites to work on on a server with the files for alot of hosts (i.e www.gayporn.com folder holds the server files for www.gayporn.com)
>mohit gets tasked with some synthetic marijuana chemical sale website
>i get tasked with some shitty wannabe tech blog wordpress thing
>after one hour client calls us in a skype group call and starts sperging the fuck out
>he's yelling about how when one of his big clients (a school in Minnesota) visits their official school website URL but sees ALL JWH-424 PRODUCTS 50% OFF SALE! YOU'LL TALK TO BOB MARLEY HIMSELF AFTER SMOKING OUR BLENDS!
>ask mohit what the fuck did he do
>"well I wonted tu go to my folder but it said 403 forbidden so I thought server cant find folder and I made it redirect"
>look at .htaccess file
>he redirected every request to his synthetic cannabinoid sale website
>he got fired and I got given all of his work
>he goes on a rage and deletes all the files he can while he still has credentials to the website
fucking mohit
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>>53999826
Just remind them that they're not certified either. And that THEY asked for your help.
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>>53999826
"If I don't know anything why are you asking me for help? Would you ask an illiterate man to read for you? Are you dumb?" etc
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>>53999796
>thank's Pajeet
That was funnier than I expected

>>53999818
its understandable to want to learn how it works and if you find a use for it be my guest, but in reality, no one REALLY uses it like that unless they are a basement dweller who is all about stallman and think if it's NOT FREE bullshit and they can't access the code they shouldn't be allowed. I've told these retards"The reason it's not is so the people that fucked it up will fix it and you doing it who has no idea how it works, you may just fuck it all the way to hell and back"


>>53999820
>I reexplain my fucking line is cut in half, and he disconnects.
"Daryl you fucking moron, I've told you like 3 times. IT'S NOT CONNECTED I NEED SOMEONE TO RECONNECTED"
*click*
"Asshole"

>>53999826
Thank you. My dad hasn't said this but in a way implied it.
One day my dad has his new LG, I told him LG is garbage and he should of gotten a Samsung. Says it's ok blah blah. So I wanted to look at it. he knows I'm good with tech. So he sees me pick up his phone and almost immediately says"No anon! Don't touch my phone!"
"you've told me I should go get an IT degree yet you don't let me see your phone? You've told me not to install anything on it, and I don't. I wanted to explore the features. You know I'm smart and know I can handle it. So which is it dad?"
After that he stopped actually. He agreed and started to listen to my help advice.

>>53999831
I hope that mother fucker gets sued
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>>53999253
>you have to be a retard
Being a retard is surprisingly hard for rational people.
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>give advice
>person ignores it
>complains about how it is your fault that everything is fucked
Will the cycle of stupidity ever end?
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>>53999917
that is how normies work anon, when something goes wrong in their life they hold others responsible and deny their own stupidity & arrogance
>>53999877
i would be amazed if there ever were cyber labs in india
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>>53999831
Well, the server was backing up to an offsite location.

...right?
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>>54000125
>normies / poo2loos making backups
nice one
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>>53999253
Nah, you're supposed to set the resolution right but scale the ui so everything looks big again.
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>dad complains to me that the ps4 is too slow for him
>mfw he's playing it on his 70" 4k Curve
>try to explain to him what input lag is
>"no it's not my tv, this tv of top of the line"
>try and put it on game mode for him to reduce input lag
>he walks in whole I'm doing it
>WTF ARE YOU DOING ANON YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK IT
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Gyfyrhfdrgghuuh
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>>53999296
You forget that a typical shit TV still has overscan at 1080p with HDMI source. So even if you set the resolution right, everything will still be scaled and the edges of the picture will be framed out.

They set the resolution wrong because at least they can see the whole desktop that way.
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>>53998494
>tfw used to love bonzi buddy
>tfw realized bonzi buddy wasn't your buddy at all
You betrayed me, monkey friend
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>>54000183
>>WTF ARE YOU DOING ANON YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK IT
no matter how old you are, you're always going to be seen as that little shit that doesn't know what he's doing, to your parents

>>54000254
you can download him now, Joel found him on line with malware removed.
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>>53999444
I feel you dub-trips!
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>Bonzi Buddy
To be fair, that shit would have been kinda cool if it weren't filled with AIDS.
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>parents live in the middle of the woods
>i'm planning to come visit them in a week
>they tell me the computer i built them is going really slowly
>tell them i'll take a look when i get there
>get home, they show me the computer
>open up google chrome and try to load facebook, which takes forever
>i explain to them that this is happening because they live in the middle of the woods and have shitty microwave internet
>it's not a fault of the computer, it's just the internet
>i've had to have this conversation with them multiple times now

i can't be the only one whose parents did this right?
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>>54000811
dont fuck the monkey

>>54000879
no it's not the first time, at least my parents understand the internet issues

You have no idea how bad it gets when you have good internet but you want to play Splatoon and Nintendo says"OH BTW this is P2P. 1 person fails YOU ALL FAIL"
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>>53998548
>so don't say "but mah pointy antennas"
Many companies add fake antennas on some products because people don't know it is wireless otherwise.
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>>54000959
i'm aware
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>>53998494
Guy comes for the interview for storage specialist position. 10 minutes of questions. Can't answer any of them except for one, non IT related: "what ware you doing in your previous job?", "I was driving forklift in a storage" he answers. True story.
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>>53999463
I don't get this, I own an NES and I would never mod it in such a way because I enjoy playing it as it was when I was a kid. I also only play it on a CRT because for certain games the input delay (not an issue with most games mind you) can be pretty bad.
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>>54001013
Well that's not really retardation but a funny misunderstanding.
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>>54000169
>>54000169
This
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>>54001120
Well, I wouldn't say it was particular wise to reply for an offer when only one word from it rigs a bell.
Can you imagine: "why have you applied for the position of colorectal surgeon?", "Sorry, I thought you were looking for assholes"?
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>Fixes computer that is nearly dead
>A year later it completely dies
>"u broke computer"
Every time
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>>54001254
Another similar one

>Someone has royally fucked up their pc
>Some really strange shit going on, hard to pin down the problem
>"I need to know what you have done on the pc lately so i can pin down what is causing the problem"
>"I thought you were good with computers..."
>die a little
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>>54001282
One that happened not long ago

>relatives laptop being really slow
>ask me to reinstall it
>"Sure, make sure you save all the pictures you want to keep since it will be completely swept"
>"Yeah sure we've already done that no worries"
>Return the laptop a couple of days later completely fresh
>"WHERE ARE THE PICTURES?!"
>"I t-told you it would be swept clean and you said tha-"
>"WELL MAYBE EVERYONE ISNT THAT COMPUTER SAVVY LIKE YOU, ANON"
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>>53999334
I used the composite cable for about a year with my ps3 before I discovered that it had HDMI. I honestly didn't understand why blu ray was a thing. One day I was playing mw2 with a friend and he mentioned how my screen was blurry, asked if I was on HDMI. I asked him what it was. Boy did I feel dumb.

That was about the time in my life I used to send off my laptop to a computer repair guy when it got a virus.

Thank god I found this place. I have to remember that this is what normies are like, and not mock them, because five years ago that normie was me.
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>>54001240
It is a funny misunderstanding though, since a logistics guy could easily mistake "storage specialist" for a manager position in his field. Especially since warehouse workers aren't exactly known for their intellectual prowess.
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>>54001347
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUY A YOU ESS BEE DRIVE? I DON'T KNOW HOW THOSE THINGS WORK?

Why are people this stupid allowed near technology at all?
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I upgraded my moms ancient pc from vista to xubuntu. She cant break it now.
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>>54001490

It makes you wonder how people can drive cars.
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>>54001499
>Linux
>She can't break it

lol
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>>53998548
>apple should change their slogan to "ignorance is bliss" already

Anon you made my day
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>>54001499
>YFW you now have to go over there to install EVERYTHING.
>YFW you go over there and she installs a million toolbars
>YFW she says"Oh a friend of mine said that whatever you installed wasn't windows and I didn't understand it so he had a Windows 7 CD on him and said he could change it back"
>"Why mother? I made your computer virus free!"
>"The guy said that linux is complicated and I would never really need it!"
>"All you do is get on facebook for games and email and sometimes youtube things. I'm protecting you"
>"what if I wanna type something up?"
>"Google docs is a thing"

>>54001530
>"I HAVE TO ANSWER THIS TEXT WHILE DRI-"
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>>54001347
This is why I always make a full backup of everything whenever I'm asked to reinstall a system.

Also, ALWAYS charge money, even if it's a relative or good friend. Otherwise they will never respect anything you do for them and WILL blame you for anything bad that happens.
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>mom has computer
>doesn't play ANY games on it all
>actually a decent laptop
>Put steam on it cause she says she wants to play some games
>shows her it
>NEVER FUCKING DOES ANYTHING BUT GETS ON FACEBOOK
I'm not even kidding. Why are people allowed computers with a 500GB HDD and they don't do shit with it? I ask you WHY? I hate when people get a computer and never take as much advantage as fucking possible? I just don't get it.
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I've been working in a very well established tech support company repairing machines for about 8 months after I got laid off from my old job. It's a hopeless kind of hell where I work with people who know absolutely nothing about computers, yet try to impose dominance at every corner because it's highly competitive.

>Firefox is a fork of Chrome
>every time I open this word document, a black box pops on the screen and then nothing happens... What's "malware"?
>a DNS server sends signals to a website and retrieves downloads
>I got a job at my brother-in-law's new firm writing PythonScript - yeah, it's really easy, like HTML
>defragging repairs bad hard drive partitions
>those aren't values, they're memory addresses, and their value determines their level of privilege - now let me Google " Windows privilege level 8" - no results, I guess no one's asked the question before!
>help, I can't find the log on for the company Gmail - WHO THREW MY EMAIL IN RECYCLE BIN?! - I don't care if they're called shortcuts, I just want my emails back!

Perhaps the worst part is I don't want to correct them because I know they'll backstab me on a dime.
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>>54001582
Good point, but my relatives are usually very grateful for my help and offer money for my services without me having to ask, it's only one or two who has been problematic.

When it comes to close friends i usually either charge a very small and reasonable prize or just let them owe me favors.

Strangers or acquaintances always get charged
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>>54001617
nowadays it's not really that simple, even a cheap ass prebuilt likely has at least a 500G hdd in it
yes, it's more than they'll ever use, but that's about as small as they come nowadays
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>>54001623
I'd rather correct them, take their money and tell them to leave than anything else. Cause honestly people like them think they're better and never googling shit and say you're "wrong"

>>54001665
>mac books airs have 128
at least Apple realizes their customers are idiots and don't need a big drive. My friend in TX is an unpaid rep. They have calls goto him all the time. At least he can tell you the ins and outs of a mac.
while most people with a computer can't tell you what the
"AITCH DEE DEE" is
its the fact that I could have a decent computer playing my games on steam with what is in my mom's computer, but I'm sitting here with a POS 3GB 8 year old stock windows 7 PC. The pain it is to use. I prolly scream at it once a day.
>I got this 2 tarohbyte hard drive. Why does someone need so much space?
>not realizing the potential of downloading everything you can
Here's the best part!
I have a 2TB sitting down here. It's a Seagate and I called them to find out if I could get my data recovered, they told me it would cost 500 for it. that's fucking BS. something like that should cost something MAYBE 100 for when I spent 100 on this.

But then I was told that Seagate has a 33% failure rate. I think it's intentional to get more money. Next HDD I get is a WD.
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>Old lady colleague mentioned her shitty netbook wasn't working properly, so I said I'd take a look
>oh thanks anon, how much?
>you're my friend and old and poor, I shall do it for free!
>oh thanks anon
>spend some time with netbook, it's acting fucky and isn't any of the programs
>after about 2 hours realise that one of the ram sticks is dying, not dead, but intermittently disconnecting and dying
>look up how much replacement is for obscure shitty generic five year old netbook
>some strange sodimm ram from China is all that will fit
>explain that her computer is broken, needs a part for twenty quid
>ANON YOU SAID YOU WOULD FIX IT FOR FREE AND NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME YOU BROKE IT AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME TO PAY FOR YOU TO FIX IT THIS IS AN OUTRAGE HOW CAN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT I AM JUST A POOR OLD WOMAN AMD YOU ARE SCAMMING ME
>she spreads around work that I broke her laptop
>my boss calls me in for a chat once it gets to fever pitch because she refuses to work with me since I'm trying to scam her
>explain to him, he laughs, and gives me the money to buy the part
>wait two weeks for the part, fit it, reinstall windows (better version than her shitty basic), give her free office (she was on winword or something), transfer files, even give her a few hundred pretty desktop pictures
>YOU ARE LUCKY I DIDN'T SUE YOU FOR TYING TO SCAM ME, YOU DIDN'T EVEN FIX ANYTHING IT'S THE SAME AS BEFORE
>her son came to my house, I thought for a confrontation, but actually he looked at the computer and saw what I'd done, brought me some home made cider, paid me fifty quid, and apologised on her behalf
>she won't speak to me about it even though she clearly knows she was wrong

Fuck you Coralie
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>>54001347
> >"Sure, make sure you save all the pictures you want to keep since it will be completely swept"
> >"Yeah sure we've already done that no worries"
Well, they saved those pictures on that laptop.
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AYECH DEE DEE

>>54001756
I know people like this
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>>54001756

>brought me some home made cider, paid me fifty quid, and apologised on her behalf

Now that sounds like a good ending all told but this all hinges on one single thing - was it good cider?
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>"how can an .exe be a virus?"
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>>54001573
She cant use programs, dont need any, only browser and flash java etc wasnt updating on vista because she didnt have admin rights so i had to update myself. Now aptget takes cares of itself. Her friend thought i made computer a mac she was impressed.
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>>54001550
Joke answer:
Its already broken so she doesn't have to break it
Real answer:
Its quite hard to install ad-/mal-/spyware on Linux
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>>54001164
>>54000169
>Display scaling
>Probably Windows
That just makes it look even worse
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>be 12
>browsing internet looking for pokemon crystal tips
>end up on an american site
>dad sees what i'm doing
>freaks out suddenly
>he believed that visiting an american page meant actually phone calling a computer in the USA
>and there's an ocean between us and the USA
>can't use Internet anymore because my long range phonecalls will cost us too much

To this day he still believes that when you download any picture from the internet, our provider charges us 0.5€
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>>54001240
This is kind of on your company too if they saw his resume and decided he was OK for an interview.
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DO NOT fix other people's computers, phones, etc.

MAYBE fix your GF's computer/phone and if she bitches, DUMP HER

Life's too cunting short to put up with all the crap.

If you REALLY want to fix computers, etc. for money then only do so by being outsourced by another IT company/department so they can take all the shit.
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>>53999831
Feels like I have seen this before...
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>>54001726
all MacBooks have ssds
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>>54003012

SSD's or STD's? Think carefully.
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>>54001582
I dont know what kind of shit relatives u have anon
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>>53998494
Aight. Had this little gem two days ago
>"Your system isn't secure and now theres a virus taking over my home network."
>"If you're experiencing security issues you need to adjust your router firewall settings."
>"NO! It's all cause of that new modem you installed"
>"Look it's doing it now"
This is where this guy started to smash the buttons on his phone with his finger. He claimed it was a virus that our new modem allowed on his home network. I could hear his fingers touching the keypad,,,

>People love to run traceroutes to googles public dns servers and then whenever a random node has a high ping time claim either our equipment is defective or that we're throttling them lol
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>>53998879
we have the same dad
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>>54001445

you'd be surprised how complex it can get.
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>>54001617

dumbass... easy botnet catch for you.
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>>53998494
>go on housecall
>internet won't work
>plug in modem (older external dialup kind that has to have external power)
>old woman says "oh"
>$100 in 3 minutes.

>go on housecall for party mart
>random bluescreens (windows me days)
Do you guys remember the bsod screensaver?
>apparently he'd never seen it
>explain it
>bill my 100 for 3 minutes
>leave before the boss starts reaming out the employees

There's a few more like that, but all pretty much the same.

Pic not related
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>that guy who has "no idea" where all that porn came from
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>>54000000
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>>53998879
He probably wanted things to look bigger even if blurry. Shouldve asked him asshole.
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>>53999877
Your dad doesn't want you to go through his files/messages. You dense fuck
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>dude comes into well known highstreet computer outlet
>fix muh pc bitch, something wrong with it.
>dude was once a famous pop star many centuries ago
>fix problem then decide to snoop in his files
>full of kiddie porn
>report to police
>press find out, full on hysteria
>dude gets several years in prison, pop career well and truly dead
>dude gets released heads out to Thailand to fiddle with little girls
>gets booted out of Thailand due to his high profile case
>returns home
>sent back to prison for longer sentence after being found guilty of fiddling little girls many years ago
>will probably die in prison due to being old and washed up
>dumb fuck didn't remove his kiddie porn before bringing it in to be fixed
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>>54002791
Its not that. You have to calmly explain things to them. I have fixed lots of relatives PC for free and I get no bitching.
>You don't know what a USB drive is? Here let me show you *shows* it costs $X and you can find at X. You use it to store information outside your computer.
>Okay I will fix it for free but there might be costs for replacing parts. You're okay with that? Okay, cool.
Worst case I got was when I was asked to fix my aunts PC.
>Doesn't turn on
>PSU is dead
>She's using Vista and is full of malware and other crap.
>1GB of RAM, 120GB of space, filled to the brim. To add icing to cake, it uses a single core Sempron
>New PSU, add 2GB of RAM for a total of 3, add a spare 320GB PATA WD drive thats better than the 120GB Seagate (total of 440GB now). Replace Sempron for an Athlon 64 X2. Add Nvidia 210 to replace onboard Nvidia 6150SE.
>Install Windows 8.
My only problem was Windows 8, they used Vista so the UI was alien for them
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holy shit this is still alive? Damn /g/ good yob
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>>54009255
he has nothing I've not seen. He's not ashamed of anything on his phone or PC. My dad has extreme vanilla tastes. I mean like playboy taste at best. I'm not being dense, I know my dad. I use to be terrible at getting virus' till I learned from my mistakes

>>54009335
who was it?

>>54002791
>I don't like sex or friends or family
>I'm nothing more than a hermit
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The school board is full of complete retards where I live.
They don't take any security mesures whatsoever so here is a list of all the shit where they fucked up:
>security cameras weren't password protected
tfw you get to watch fights live streamed
tfw instagram selfies from the school security cameras
>when you go to a blocked website, it sends you to a page that says you tried going to a blocked website...
and it was vulnerable to xss
and still is...
>school projectors were connected to the network, but weren't password protected
some kid downloaded an app and shut off all the projectors in the school at once... he is my hero
anyone with a galaxy could use the remote feture to turn them off too
>they made me IT
and I still have the administrator active directory login
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>>54010003
AHAHAHAHA thanks for that anon
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>>54009335
...gary glitter?
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>>54000907
Why is Nintendo so inept at online play? 4 player smash is literally unplayable because there's always some shitter from bumfuck nowhere with a terrible connection.
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>>54010406
Because they said they aren't about online play. My friend and I were playing smash on 3DS and it was laggy as shit. I think nintendo doesn't want to admit that their are better with friends online.
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>work in pc repair (torture) store
>balkan country (enough said)
>russian woman comes in
>you are anon correct?
>someone is spying on me
>i found this russian website
>the hackers that have it describe what symptoms i should be having
>i have every single one
>20 minutes pass
>"ok i'll check for viruses"
>mfw it's the cleanest pc i've ever seen in this store
>install a paid antivirus as per her request
>charge about 100$
>she is the happiest she has ever been (her words)
>brought her android phone today
>the lights are flashing when they spy on me
>also clean
>charge another 30$

life is easy sometimes
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>pc repairs store
>install new video card, we PAINSTAKINGLY put a cap over the ONBOARD Video VGA out
>They call back, and of course, they moved the cap from their onboard to their nice, new PCI-E card, and plugged into onboard which is disabled due to new card
>5 minute angry call turns into guy apologizing and me asking him to never call me a motherfucker again, then asking to never call me period, and I hang up
pimpin' ain't easy
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sorry about iphone 3gs pic, it's an old fix
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>>54010790
sonova bitch, upside down again
have another
when computers come in like this, we put them in a trash bag, then another bag, then set them out back, call the person, and tell them that even Apple has a biohazard clause that lets them toss your shit that has cockroaches or living things in them, and will you come by the back and get your labelled bag of shit
Fucking roach farmers
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>>54010818
Obligatory fuzz in laptop
This is a rare breed of South Caroline fuzz, made from black people hair, green pine dust, and fucking southern polluted air mixed with saltwater air from a polluted ocean
Truly tasty
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>mfw every time I help someone out with their computer and its full of toolbars, shit software, malware their response is always "I didn't install that"
ITS YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO USES IT GODDAMN JUST FESS UP. MR NOBODY DID NOT BREAK INTO YOUR FUCKING HOME AND INSTALL MALWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER IN SECRET RHEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>54010551
>"KGB SPYING ON ME FROM RUSSIA. MAKE STOP PLEASE?"
WHAT IF what if they ARE spying on her?
*puts tin hart on*

>>54010818
>>54010837
how the fuck do people not get to this?
How the fuck do people not clean their computers?

>>54010838
anon you seem angry.
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Here's a more current shot. I was scanning this laptop's 18 Exobyte hdd, when I realized that a 18 EB HDD WASN'T FUCKING INVENTED YET
>>54010911
If people cleaned their shit, i couldn't charge 10 bucks to airdust, and 35 to full clean to pad my numbers when people have a cat/dog/Cousin It and don't think it sheds
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>>54010942
Now behold, the power of PS4 in a garage never dusted, cleaned, or used, because nogames
Again, nothing wrong with it, but $35 to make them feel bad and explain that a lens cleaning dvd is a real thing and needs to be done, and buy some goddamn air in a can and don't huff it this time
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As much as I hate dusty people, Self-Repairers are THE FUCKING WORST. Here's their solution to "The black thing fell out the power supply and I lost the screws"
Which means "I took it apart, didn't die because Darwin wasn't here today, and put it back and dropped things, so I JB welded it because I'm a auto mechanic in a power supply"
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>>54010942
not that drive yet, but google prolly working on it

>>54010962
god damn that poor ps4
also if you get any bad ones and you can't fix it, see if they don't want it then take the HDDs from them. I have a few from an old store I cleaned out

>>54010990
LOL I have to hand it to him, that's pretty clever.
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>Years ago I was staying with my dad and step mom for a couple months and all we had was a crappy laptop between the three of us
>Dual boot it with Mint I had on a stick to not have to deal with Vista
>Explain to dad about it beforehand and says it's fine
>Next day step mom barges into my room
>"ANON DAÑASTE EL LAPTOP"
>It's not broken I just set it up like that, you can still use all the same things as before just press enter when you turn it on or wait the extra couple seconds
>"AY DIOS MIO JUST ADMIT YOU BROKE THE COMPUTER AND FIX IT"
>Call dad over
>He doesn't dare back me up with how she is
>Have to clear out Mint and put it back as it was
>No longer allowed to use the laptop unless I was being "supervised"
I don't want to ever have to deal with shit like this again.
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>>54010990
Still, shit could be worse
Shit can ALWAYS get worse
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>>54011021
Clever... yeah....
here's the side of that case, lemme show you how he "installed" the USB 4 port that fist into the floppy
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>>54011073
You have to look at the bottom and left of it to see the semen... erm, hotglue
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Last one for the night boys/girls/moeblobs - remember, when the power jack doesn't fit, use paper around electricity because god why don't these people just die in a housefire instead of bringing me their woes i'm a mere shell of a man because I am thinking for 500 people who can't hit a spacebar without catching a virus and dropping coffee on their tablets fuck god
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Talking about opening up PSUs.
>Uncle knows I work at his friends pc repair (torture) store.
>Still went along to clean the dust off his pc without asking a single thing beforehand.
>Pressurized air from the gas station
>all cables attached and fans free to spin
>took the heatsink off , put it back on without paste
>he even took apart the psu to clean it from the inside because it was making noises (fan is dying)
>he somehow didn't kill the pc or himself in the process

he wanted to clean his laptop as well but the amount of screws scared him a bit too much.
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>>54011022
Pedro, yo tambien me enojaria. Porque puta madres instalastes mint en el disco duro.
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>>54010837
>South Currolina
my nuigga
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>Older man comes in
>I think I have "upside-down" virus
>ctrl+alt+up
This has happened multiple times
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>>54011181
we'e always explaining that we turn our air compressor down a shitton compared to other compressors that will blow things right off the motherboard, I've seen people lose jumpers that way, not to mention the freespinning fans creating voltage
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>>53998879
Needs more experience
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>>54011215
Funniest SC repair experience: Told the black guy and lady the virus was from porn. Lady wants to see "one of the sites", so I shrug and pull it. 5 minutes later, I call the cops because she is slapping him and screaming "A WHITE WOMAN?! WHITE WOMAN PORN?!?" and slapping his ass HARD
The cops came in time to save his silly, lilly ass from being beat by his woman
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>>54011188
Memes aside, I had it set to run from the third drive it had on board, it was just there solely in case of backups and I didn't even use the whole thing.
La estúpida ésa ni siquiera me dejó explicárselo and she went on a rampage.
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>>54011267
lmfao
people here are fuckin retarded. I wanted to apply for a repair job while I go to school but I only found like 3 places around here and i dont think they are hiring, live near MB.
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>>54011298
That is why I moved, SC is good for Pepsi... and that's it
Our store even started going downhill and switched to tv repair only, fucking Clemsonfags and their college football
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>>53999877
>LG is garbage and he should of gotten a Samsung
Your dad was right not to listen to your advice senpai
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>>54011325
Yea, pepsi is fine. But id rather not live here. But too expensive to attend uni out of state.
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>>53999463
If you realized how good composite is compared to RF you would shut up about this.
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>>54000254
He changed when they turned him into an ape. When he was a bird he was cool.
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>>54011073
>>54011095
a-at least he tried...

>>54011165
>die in a house fire
I thought of the sims just now lol

>>54011181
>he wanted to clean his laptop as well but the amount of screws scared him a bit too much.
i don't blame him on this. Some laptops have an unnecessary amt

>>54011220
LOL

>>54011399
Every single god damn LG Phone I've ever had has been buggier than cow shit anon. My last phone would randomly reset, couldn't download the updates at all even after I reset it back to factory.
and often times would turn the screen on and off. I mean it was a total fucking mess.
The LG Leon also was a giant piece of shit.

You tell me how they are good at all
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>>53998494
>wanting to be free tech support for someone

I'm a sysadmin, when some family members or friends of the family come to me with problems with their laptop/tablet/phone I just tell them I have no idea how any of that shit works.
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>open computer to fix it
>theres a half empty bottle of jack and a rolled up playboy magazine in it
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>>53998879
Why didn't you just make their icons bigger retard?
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>>53999753
Gentoo is the trial by fire way to learn linux. Here in california when someone wants to switch to linux we usually tell them to start with gentoo and once they are done with it we suggest something easier like fedora or ubuntu.
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>>54011757
Why tho?
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>>53999831
That company sucks, should have alerted IT to his firing before confronting mohit.
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>>54011645
I came from a Galaxy S III to an LG G3. Miles better, even if it's not rooted. My only problem so far has been with the screen backlight coming back on after I lock the phone and it should turn off, I haven't tried to figure out that one yet.
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>>54011821
as someone did tell me that the new gens are better but still buggy as shit.

I've not yet had an LG that hasn't been complete total shit. My dad's phone has also been acting up as well. He says sometimes it glitches and freezes
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>>54011774
To filter out the stupid idiots.

Don't want people that can't rtfm
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>>54011821
My g3 just died :(
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>>54011887
Gentoo is annoying, I realize that people should learn on their own but Gentoo seems extreme imho
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>Be sysadmin
>Dad is CIO, former sysadmin
>Calls me up, wants to get my thoughts on some 29" HP all in one thing for himself at home.
>Tell him that it looks good but spec sheet says it has USB 2.0, which is stupid
>He calls HP, HP admits that they just copy paste spec, guy on the phone looked at model he had near him, it had 2 USB 3.0 ports
>Dad buys it
>Doesn't bother me for tech support
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>>54011921
I think there is an openbsd port of gentoo.
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>>54011950
I've been tempted to test it out and see what all gentoo can do but then when I think about it it makes feel like I should go get that tribly my sister got for me for xmas as a gag gift one year while drinking mt dew
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>>54001582
>Always charge money

THIS.

FUCKING THIS.

The ONLY people who get a pass are my own mother and whomever I'm fucking ATM.

Got a shitty uncle who still uses frostwire and never moved beyond IE8? Charge that motherfucker and we'll see how often he abuses his "but muh family" privileges.
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>>54003154
SSDs.

Computers can't get biological diseases.
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>>54012075
I identify as an attack helicopter and I find your post offensive.

Please apologise
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>>54012050
my uncle is smart but he wont move from Windows XP.
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>>54012112
What's wrong with that?

I'm still on xp too
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>>54012126
It's not supported by M$ any more and is just way too outdated 2bh. At least move up to windows 7. A lot of features that are way better on there than that.
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>>54011937
>all-in-one
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>>53998879
My dad does the exact same thing himself on 1080p and larger resolutions, but only because he can't read the text.
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>>54012160
7 isn't supported anymore either.

I'll upgrade to arch soon though
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>>54012338
http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2015/01/actually-windows-7-is-still-supported-for-another-5-years/
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>get old man his first smart phone, lumia 920
>hates it immediately because technology
>day 2: already has a hole melted it the back from welding
>day 3: "why wont this fuckin phone call anymore, anon? " he was trying to put phone numbers in with calculator.
>2 weeks in: "anon, can you bring up the website I was on last? I accidentally deleted it."
>Bring up history and see two sites for real estate and the rest is barely legal teen brutally fuck, daddy does daughter, teen pounded by dads cock, ect
Worried
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>>54012755
jesus how frightful
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>work in pc repair shop
>Customer brings in old HP laptop
>thermal shutdown and overheating issues
>make up some bullshit about it needing a new motherboard, convince the guy to upgrade
>He gives me the laptop to throw away since it's useless
>boot it up, laptop is running ubuntu 12.04 LTS with no power saving tweaks
>open it up, change thermal paste, remove any and all dust
>install fedora, install tlp, install powertop
>free laptop I now use for multimedia since the screen actually looks really nice
>Still goes up to the high 70s/low 80s when web browsing, but no more shutdowns

How'd i do /g/?
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>>54013115
not your job, that's for damn sure
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>>54013136
Well, the guy is pretty happy with his new laptop, I'm happy with his old laptop.
I get the sale, He gets the upgrade.
Everyone wins?
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>>54013136
Baka that guy needed the upgrade, turion x2 used ddr2, any new laptop will be significantly faster, more efficient, and run cooler.
His battery was probably only giving him less than an hour.
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>>54013115
http://www.cpubenchmark.net/compare.php?cmp[]=489&cmp[]=2388

Should've thrown it away DESU. My shitty netbook is almost as powerful.
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>>54013167
And?

bro, the creen looks really nice, it was free, and it still works.

Why throw it out?
I also have a baytrail atom I use for studying and a desktop for gaming, i kept this for the screen, it's a multimedia laptop, and it was FREE
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>>54013196
They're just jelly they can't get free pc parts or laptops.

I work in a pc repair shop and the only part I've bought new for my pc is the psu.

I5 2500, gtx 680, crucial mx100240GB+2x1tb raid 0, 8GB ram.

Pretty good considering it was free, kek
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>>54013219
yeah I figured when >>54013167 told me to throw it away
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>>54013115
holy shit did you work at bestbuy
>>
I've got a simple one from some of the Geek Squad Agents I work with (I'm comp sales lead): The think Chromium is malware/a virus. I overheard this once and told them that it's where Chrome derives its source from and was nearly ran out of their little cave. Funny enough, one of them came out later and said he found the program on a list of Google's developers site. Funny how that works, right?
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>>54013283
Nope.

Small time pc repair shop.
>>
The "top guy" of my high school's tech support team didn't know what Assembly was
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>>53998857
>what is the url for the official /g/ wiki?
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"Which is better, Frontier or Windows?"

>mfw
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>>54011022
>living with mom and stepdad at their small apartment last summer
>have to share shitty i3 desktop from 2009
>make a live usb with Ubuntu for when I use it
>never install anything
>parents get pissed at me
>say I'm gonna delete all of stepdad's work documents
>decide to just spend $50 on an old X60

Fuck my parents. Thank god I moved out.
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>>54013492
I remember my first laptop. Some cheap shitty compaq. Really Similar to pic related, but I don't remember the specs.

Having my own personal computer was so fucking nice though. No more sharing with my parents or sister, no more waiting for them to get off so I could use it.
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>>53998879
We have these fucktards where I work. I had a lady who had a brand new 23" monitor running at 800x600. The start button was as big as a fucking business card. She always bitched about simple dialog boxes having the OK/Cancel buttons run off the bottom of the screen.
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>>53998494
I liked bonzi buddy. What was bad about him?
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>>54000203
>You forget that a typical shit TV still has overscan at 1080p with HDMI source.
These pieces of shit trigger me to no end.
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>>54013819
How do consoles overcome this input lag?
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>>54013748
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BonziBuddy
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>How am I getting viruses? I have antivirus and only play games and movies [from illegitimate websites].

I literally get this shit every fucking day.
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>>54013865
Most modern consoles have a global overscan override. You're asked to configure it during first setup.
As for input lag, I think modern gamers (PC or console) do not even understand what it is.
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>>54001870
You cant screw up cider, its just old apple juice
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>>54014253
or piss
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>>54014272
Same thing really
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>>54010962
That's a PS3 you dipshit
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>>54014253
Actually you can. But it's a matter of degrees- eating apples don't make good cider, but more sour apples do.
Not that eating apples make bad cider, just it's not as good.
Cider is best if it's a year old, so you should drink last year's batch.
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>>54009727
>My only problem was Windows 8, they used Vista so the UI was alien for them
why didn't you install 7? or even just vista sp2 is fine
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>>54001550
>>54002242
I installed elementary OS on mom's laptop. All she does is browse the internet and maybe watch videos on youtube once in a while

While the distro is perfect for the purpose, i often wonder if she actually needs a 4000 series i5 for just browsing the internet? Might as well exchange the laptop with my brother who's surviving on an Atom netbook in college.
Most people i encounter in day to day life use vastly overpowered machines to browse the internet only
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Performing general clean up of a family friend's laptop
>ok ms family friend tell me your password
>ok here goes
>4
>6
>...
>go on miss family friend
>no, that's it anon


Her password was 46 /g/
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>>54015661
Follow up:

I backup her shit and fresh install win8.1 w/ classic shell, call her a few days later to see of everything's ok.
>everything's great anon it's so fast now
>except one little thing
>I have to enter my password 3 times now
>wot

You know what she was doing. I know what she was doing. I go by her house to check it out anyways.

>ok miss family friend show me how you log in
>PC boots
>log in screen with the fancy wallpaper shows up
>46,enter
>wallpaper slides up
>46,enter
>textbox is selected
>46,enter
>password is inputted


Thank fully she understood it after explaining 5 times and showing her twice.
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>>54015661
>>54015722

I actually made 40€ for this though
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>>54013115
>1280x800
Man, no thanks
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>>54010962
>>54011021

PS3*
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>>53998633
Check'ed and keked
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>dismantle comp to clear the dust out
>pull cooler off of CPU
>what's this gooey stuff?
>I'll bet it's some kind of buildup
>like that shit that happens with batteries
>clean it off
>boot comp
>it's an athlon XP
>it almost posts
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>>53998494
>woman at work complains her computer is broken
>go over
>there's an error message open for some random program
>click okay
>1080p screen is also running at 800x600 for some reason
>fix it
>all done
>she goes back to the computer
>she starts making these anxious groaning noises
>she's panicking
>won't touch or look at it because it's 'wrong'
>stands up
>won't even sit down at her desk
>I'm just standing there observing her reaction
it's incredible how the slightest thing with computers is enough to make some people go into full fight or flight mode
anyway
>change it back to 800x600
>she still doesn't trust it
>alright, I'll do a full reset
>open control panel
>close control panel
>it's fine now
I blame windows for this
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>>54011022
Why didn't you lock that bitch out?
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>>53999785
Nice bait.
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>>53998879
You know it's because the shitty DPI scaling and they can't see the tiny letters.
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>>53999444
The solution is to program an universal remote so the power turns on the TV, the channel buttons work on the cable box.
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>>54017096
im confused. What do?

>>54017147
How is it bait? I'm sorry that I don't use Linux as my main like 1/2 the losers on /g/
I enjoy not having to fix everything on my computer every other day or having to sudo apt-get everything. I like being about to HAVE everything I want on 1 single operation system at 1 time vs waiting for a releases or having to WINE something I like.
Oh right, you don't like anything from windows because its "proprietary software" you don't like it if you can't fuck it up and complain on /g/ later how you don't know how to fix it.
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>>54017314
jesus
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>>54017332
Then tell me where I'm wrong. I'm waiting.
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>>54017352
it's not worth it
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>>54017354
no you dont want to admit I'm right.
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I've got one that happened this year
>Mum's friend's laptop won't install Windows updates because there's no space.
>It was a display model she got for cheap.
>I'm studying CS and CE double
>"I'll fix it for you. Sounds like a lack of disk space"
>"I doubt you can fix it. My husband's brother is a programmer and he tried everything and couldn't fix it".
>Boot it up
>MFW the drive was still factory partitioned with C: as 20GB
>MFW rest of disk space was free
>MFW 'programmer' brother in law didn't understand this.
Chuckled while Windows was decompressing the file archives.
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>>54016862
Better than 1366x768
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>>53999438
Shut the fuck up newfag.

Then install gentoo
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>>54017462
>"Your hard drive was split into 2. It's been partitioned."
>"What does that mean?"
>"Basically, there's only enough space for windows while they did this for everything else, so now you can download to a separate side download with out messing up windows. It's not a bad idea but honestly dumb. I can fix it but I will have to wipe it first. do you have everything backed up?"
>"I can do it"
>A day later she will call "OK I'm ready"
>You do it and fix her HDD back to normie
>she checks it out"Wow anon! there's so much space and.. . . WHERE DID YOU PUT ALL MY FILES AND STUFF? WHY DID YOU DELETE THEM?"
>"I... I told you. Did you back them up?"
>"They were backed up on my computer!"
>"No, I was saying to back them up on a thumb drive. No I can't recover them"
>"Why did I trust you!"
>"I told you to back them up. that's your fault for being a idiot at computers!"
She then huffs and puffs mad at you cause she doesn't understand and all those dog, cat, and baby pics are gone even tho 99% of them are on her facebook.

>>54017495
:(
Everytime someone says newfag it kills me a tiny inside at this point. It's like people are trying to hard to insult people these days on this site. There's gotta be a better word you can sling at me franon
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>>54017538
Well 2bh you recommended mint like its actually a good distro.
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>>54017563
When did it go bad?
I hear people on /g/ and other forums talk nothing but good about it all the time. I'm not saying it's a god send but it is good. But then again, you can't please everyone.
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I bought nexus 6p without checking its specs. I ended up using my 128gb sd card as a otg usb card reader.
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>>54017538
Here's a lesson of data recovery: When you ask them if there's any data they want recovered, they will say no but they mean yes.
Back it up for them on your own storage devices. When they complain about the data being missing, say you can recover the data, and charge them a data recovery fee while you're just copying from your own backups.
They'll thank you and give you money for it.
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>>54017563
No distro is reasonably functional. It's literally a /g/ badge of respect if you can fuss with Linux enough to make it partially usable.
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>>54017583
Actually, that's not a bad idea.
I'll keep that in my jew pocket anon

>>54017596
This. People get so mad when you tell them an OS is bad or not as good as it should be. Just realize it is prolly crap or has some bugs and no real consumer wants to sit at their desk the entire time trying to make it work when you have windows and Mac functionally ready. (this isn't to say windows or mac are god sends either. Just saying in general)
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>>54017577
It was pretty bad from the start, people just recently started realising that.

It's Ubuntu with less features and security. It even has worse performance.

I have nothing against it personally but I can't recommend it when Ubuntu is better in every way. If the bloat is an issue, there's lubuntu or Ubuntu mate.
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I have so many of these

>customer "needs" a mac
>years later he still has nothing in his downloads folder, no documents or anything.
>he just opens the mac and clicks the citrix shortcut i had to make for him.
>we gotta contain costs anon


>same customer
>calls me after his flight lands to ask me to fix the go-go in flight wi-fi


>almost every customer at one point in time
>emails in a ticket at 4:59 and then goes home
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>>54017620
People always side against Ubuntu and say go get mint cause of minimalism. Which is the entire reason why I have mint on a netbook. It works for the most part for it but I wouldn't recommend a netbook to any one.
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>>54017617
>>I have never used any distro yet I'm going to shitpost about them: the posts
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>>54017629
WOW, why the hell does he own a mac if he doesn't even use it for anything else?
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>>54017632
i am considering buy a netbook for a comfy computer to code my css and html
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>>54017645
he needs it. needs. has never even backed up his iphone to it once. also i go to his house on support calls the only computer at his house is this one.
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>>54017632
That's odd. I'm using Ubuntu mint and it's more responsive on my atom d2500 than mint mate was.

Mint gets shilled as a distro that just werks, but that's most modern distros. Only issue I've had with Fedora is non free drivers.

Mint is based on older Ubuntu LTS releases so you can't expect it to offer the performance and features of the latest Ubuntu install.
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>>54017640
>you shit on my loonix
I really, really wanted Linux to work for me. And I think it probably could've. Sadly the dev community feels it necessary to make a hundred different forks instead of banding together to make something easy, compatible and generally worthwhile.
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>>54017669
should i buy something more gimmicky like raspberry pi?
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>>54017709
>Sadly the dev community feels it necessary to make a hundred different forks instead of banding together to make something easy, compatible and generally worthwhile.
You clearly have no idea how the open source community works.
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>>54017743
>You clearly have no idea how the open source community works.
Nothing complicated works without cohesion.
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>>53998879
Change it back and change the dpi scaling and icon scaling so that everything is fuckhuge.

Set firefox's default zoom to 125%


Jesus, it's not hard to tell your family that they're doing things wrong.
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>>53999334
Why would you not just show them the damn ports on the back?

Hell, show them the user manual for both the TV and the PS3. Both of them have the letters HDMI in them, that'd be enough to quell any worries.
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>>53999463
That's because devs actually used the shitty color bleeding for composite signals to create images, they didn't intend for images to look like they were made of squares.
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So here you guys go. I was willing to help my dad with fixing his computer. He's not an idiot but doesn't know how to do these things. His computer is a pos and needs something on it. I was willing to make it 1/2 way decent. He took it to this guy that fixed my old laptop's screen (that's something I'm not doing alone) and is spending 180 on it. My father was going to get me to do it. Oh thanks dad, I feel so loved and trusted with it. I was going to do the same thing this guy is doing too.

Plus my dad owes me around 1k and he's spending 180? Love it

>"I took it to that guy that fixed your screen and he's fixing it for me for 179 and putting real Windows on it"

I'm upset with my father now. He just told me on facebook

I'm also sad :(

>>54017640
shuddup.
I've used a few. Look above your post

>>54017669
NO. Get something useful. I will warn you against them. 1 gb of ram is the shitties everything. You will want to chuck it at the wall.


>>54017689
the fuck do you do? Show him how to right click? How to talk and blink at the same time?

>>54017699
Well yeah. Mint is just more simple to use for older computers. But then again, I want to put Ubuntu-mate on this 10 yro pc but it wont install. I think I need a computer with at least 4 gbs and this has 2. It's an XP machine at that :T

>>54017743
Let me explain how /g/ thinks:
>If it's not complicated I don't want it
>If I can't do some sort of compiling and spend 2 hours installing a simple program, I don't want it
>If I can't spend 4 hours building my OS from scratch, I don't want it.
>If I can't make it "worth while" while I'm jerking off to my animu waifu, I don't want it!

Everything has to be complicated to /g/, they don't like it simple, they want everything to be their EXACT liking. Shit, even /co/ isn't this bad with DC VS Marvel.
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>>54017826
>Mint is just more simple to use for older computers. But then again, I want to put Ubuntu-mate on this 10 yro pc but it wont install. I think I need a computer with at least 4 gbs and this has 2.

My d2500 has 1GB ram anon, and it's running Ubuntu mate just fine.
There are better lightweight distros out there, like slitaz or lubuntu.
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>>54017875
I think I will try out Lubuntu next. But it froze up on me in the middle of it installing UM. I don't know why and I waited for it to get better. Nope. Waited 3 hours. Nothing ever fixed.
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>>54000183
Tell him that it's modern technology, everything onscreen has an undo. After all, it's top of the line?

Then turn on the gamemode and show him that it fixes it.

Why the fuck do you guys not have any backbone in any of these stories?
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>>54001582
I just ask for a meal at a restaurant.
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>>54017826
>show him how to right click?
mac users dont right click. what i did at his house was help him reset all his passwords after his bank account was compromised and I consulted with his wife about where a thunderbolt display might go in their office but they could never come to a decision.
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>>54001282
"Good at fixing shit, not at diagnosing it. Haven't you ever watched House?"

It's like you guys aren't even trying to assert your dominance about tech.
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>>54017928
>Mac's don't right click
You know they do anon. You just have to turn it on.
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>>54017912
because in order to educate a retard you have to expose their shame and its usually someone with supposed dignity
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>>54017944
i know that and the 5% of mac users that have been diehard faggots for it since 1984 know that and those loudmouth faggots convinced all the normies macs are great. the normies cant right click.
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>>54017899
Try redownloading. Sounds like a corrupt live disk to me.
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>>54001347
>answering with "I" first
Why not say
>"You said, and I quote..."
and then append
>" and I told you so."
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>>53999438
>mint or *buntu
Mint is an *ubuntu.
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>>54017968
tested it in vbox,m works fine

>>54017980
I know that, I'm just saying them separately since it's easier to say it.
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>>54017944
you dont even have to turn it on, you can right click out of the box
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>>53999796
I think you mean *a* command prompt.
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>>54017996
not with a magic mouse or the trackpad unless you mean control click
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>>54001726
Data recovery takes a lot of time and effort. They have to figure out which specific form of data recovery they're going to do.

>If it's mechanical, they have to take apart and resolder shit
>If it's block failure, they'd have to use software to pull raw data from the block and move it to a brand new drive
>if it's corruption, they have to figure out if the data is even recoverable first by comparing it to a list of corruption types (such as corruption caused by miswriting due to a firmware update, or misalignment of a needle)

You're paying for the cost of a new drive, and the labor for diagnosing all of it.
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>>54017996
i know most macs you have to.
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>>54018020
if you bought either of those things you don't deserve a right click. the trackpads on macbooks have out of the box support for right clicking.
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>>54000879
>parents trying to stream 4k with an 18mbps down speed
>why does it keep stopping anon?
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>>54013115
You are literally the reason why I hate pc repair shops.

I'd open my own if I could.
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>>54018031
not anything you could buy today.
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>>54018069
the imacs come with magic mouse and no the default option in OSX is not to have right clicking
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>>54014199
Anyone that has played with a CRT knows what input lag is, and if they don't, just mention competitive Smash bros and they'll get it.
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>>54018093
doesn't mean you have to use it, just plug in a usb mouse.

>no the default option in OSX is not to have right clicking

not true
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>>54018093
>>54018020

The default option for OSX is two finger clicking for right click. They disable single finger tap-to-click.

For the Magic trackpad it's also on by default.

The Magic Mouse you have to enable it. Same with the shitty wheelball mice.
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>>54018220
how is two fingers == right?

we are talking about RIGHT clicking retard not secondary clicking

do you think fucking normies know how to two finger press for secondary functions? they cannot even drag and drop.
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>>54018111
yes if you plug in exotic peripherals no mac zombie would ever consider only then yes this special functionality is then available in a custom fashion
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>>54017314
I never have to fix my system. I run Arch as my main OS too. I never understand why people have issues. I've been using Linux for 6 years and it's been excellent. Idk wtf you people do to have to fix something every or every other day. You must have some bad luck then. When I used Windows (legal copies btw), I had nothing but problems. Computer gets slow, viruses like crazy, computer failed to update, updates (when they work) take a tremendous amount if time and almost always you have to restart your computer, WiFi card magically stops working, etc.. What the actual fuck? Windows is supposed to be so fuckin user friendly and stable, but it's not. It's a piece of shit. Maybe if they actually had skilled programmers working on it, or if it was open source, it'd be better but no. They must keep all the money in house and produce bloated, backdoor filled shit and charge a fortune for it. Don't even get me started on OS X. At least that works better than anything Microsoft has ever made. The only issue with OS X is that nothing is compatible with it except Apple products. Linux runs on everything and is way better than that proprietary junk, but I'm probably just a dumb neck beard communist to you anyway so my opinion doesn't matter because I'm not a strict capitalist, suit-wearing, cocksucking fat cat.
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>>53998494
Daily reminder not to be so smug that you're tech literate.
Daily reminder that if everyone were tech literate all you fucks would be jobless NEETs. (as opposed to 90% right now)
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>>53998633
>implying you'll get a chance to procreate
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>>54018428
I think it's due to what releases they put out there too. I mean with say Mint, how many have you seen them post? I was on Mint 13 for a few years and never did get it updated to a newer version (some how it's locked and I can't do jack for it).

what if they talked it over at M$ and they basically said"what if we made it a tiny bit buggy so that way people will have jobs from it?"
"why the hell would we compromise our own system?"
"That's just it. We don't. We say we never did and it's the parts that don't match and when they buy something directly from us, that's when we switch the copies. See my point? Make more money"
"Wow that's so backhanded and it would work is the scary part"
They talk as they are all in the board room have gay anal scat sex.

>>54018451
It's not that anon, we just need a place to vent is all. Deal with idiots all the time while you know you are relatively smarter and you will wanna kill them too. That's all this is. We will cont to help our idiot friends no matter what
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I've had something like this happen to me
I had allowed my aunt and my cousin to live with me for a few months
Before they moved in my internet was great
90 up 400 down
They moved in with 4 computers 2xboxs and a ps4
Each laptop had about 4-5 taskbars and food stains all over it
I had sharing options enabled since I need to constantly move files between my computer's and other devices for work
I try to explain to them that I'd they want to use the internet they need to allow me to clean up their computers
"We pay half the bills we deserve this" I reluctantly allow this but I have to remove sharing options through the whole network. I had to use usbs or connect the devices directly to my computer so things take longer.
Cont.?
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>>54018616
go for it.
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>>53998494
I had the same "where is the purple monkey" thing and got hit with "If you can't put him back I'll get someone who can!"
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>>54018856
oh god. WHY?
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>>53999883
This.
I'm always amazed when an actual retard talks about computers.
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>>54018798
They needed tickets printed out for a baseball game
They couldn't figure it out so I helped
The printer was out of ink so I let them use my printer
They somehow ended up breaking the tray because they set the laptop on top of the printer
While they were gone I cleaned up their computers and wiped off all the top ramen stains from the casings
Once they got home they through a fit because I took the "life" out of the computers
They liked all of the chocolate and hot sauce stains on the keyboard
They ended up leaving not long after that and I haven't spoken to them sense
They also stole a 100 pack of battery's and a weed whacker when they moved out
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>>54018926
another reason why i dont deal w/senpai
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>>53998494
I do computer repair in a town most populated by old mexicans. Someone brought me a stick of RAM and asked me to "recover the data" once.
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>>54018957
did you recover the data?
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>>54018957
>
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>>54018994
I kindly explained the difference between storage and memory to her.
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>>54019032
good of you anon I would have laughed and spit in her beaner face
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>Be 8 years ago
>Working helpdesk with userbase around 500-600
>User brings monitor up to helpdesk

"aye, compooter no work no more. I think the harddrive is bad"

>....But sir... This is a monitor

"No, it's windows"
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>>54019063
in your mind you would, but no you wouldn't. Don't lie.
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>>54019073
you got me i would just laugh and then explain it to her
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>work at college help desk
>students come in who have literally paid $100s to scammers to install malwarebytes and ccleaner
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>>53998494
> Friend/guy I know, for some reason starts talking about wanting to buy a Mac PC
> starts explaining/shilling to me about why he needs a Mac and what's so great about it
> "Anon Mac let's you edit videos from the Go-Pro,all kind of videos (guess he meant 1080p or 4k) ,I can make videos easily without any problem
> MFW this guy was/is ready to spend 2k+ in a new mac just so he can make 'videos'
> mfw he hasn't even had an iPhone
> mfw he thinks its like windows,expect it works so much better
> mfw I tried to explain him that a computer shop could build a PC that could out power the Mac,for less price
> Anon what about the videos?
> just fuck it,get a Mac bro,they're waiting for you at Apple
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>>54019089

I've seen this happen so many times on helpdesk.

Higher-up calls me into office with panicked tone in his voice.

"a...anon... Please sh..shut the door.."


"I think the hackers got into my machine.... This FBI warning page is popping up everytime I try to browse... I already paid the fine.... wat do?"

>mfw
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>>54019069
>Nigger
amirite?

>>54019086
there you go anon. We all want to spit in that dirty mexican's face but we are in real life 1/2 decent people.

>>54019089
take the money
Do it
smack him and his mother

call them "dumbasses"

>>54019106
>85% of user error
>USER ERROR
People like him are idiots and will be going up there all the time to ask how to do things.
Granted, I want iMac or a Pro, around the same reasons BUT at the same time they last pretty long if kept clean. A friend of mine has had his same one for almost 5 years and it runs like a river. I guess it comes down to how well you wish to learn it. At this TCG store I goto during the week, and they have an iMac with some shit.
I'll be honest, I'm jelly of the money the owner has.

>>54019162
AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT.
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>work at tech shop
>be all alone one day
>some fratboy comes in with a PS4
>doesn't boot any more
>we don't fix consoles but okay I'll try
>it's full of hairs and dust and instantly overheated
>he tells me that the store and Sony won't fix it because the warranty doesn't cover this even though it's a few months old

>decide I want a PS4

>tell him that it's fucked, like fully unfixable, but I'll take out the HDD so he can put that in a new PS4 and not lose anything
>he's fine with that, tells me to destroy it
>"no fix no pay sir"
>give him the HDD
>take a 1tb hdd out of stock, cleaned it out and it's fixed

Still works perfectly after half a year.
I'm guessing he placed it on the carpet or something because I nevet had it overheat.
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>>54019204

>Nigger

Yup. Was US Army helpdesk, so nigger with rank who hated compooters and all this newfangled technology that pussified the army. kek

The higher-up nigs were always the worst about believing that they were exempt from filling out helpdesk request forms.
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>>54019218
You can get the PS4 OS some where?
I realize this is a dumb question but I never thought of it.
So you are able to just download games to the HDD right? That's pretty cool. why don't more models come with a 1TB hdd. This would be so damn convenient
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>>54018856
>310
>310
>310
>310
>310
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>>54019204
Tbh I don't really care about If he goes thought it,don't care about his $,what I meant to say is that with an 1k computer,with codecs and Adobe Premier (or Sony Vegas Pro,or whatever they call it) he can do exactly the same shit, plus not having compatibility/plug&play issues
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>>54018354
The two finger click IS the right click. The whole damn thing is a giant button, they use capacitive sensors to register your fingers on the glass, and then software determines if you mean left click (1 finger) or right click (2 fingers). Christ, all of the modern touch/clickpads do this by default, and have corner detection if you want a specific spot to be right click.
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>>54001637
Still waiting on my damn slushy and snickers from the bitch I built a computer for... He's a cunt
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>>54019241
the ps4 os lives on a flash chip on the motherboard so you can replace and swap hard drives with no fuss.
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>>54019311
Built a pc for a friend
All he does is look at porn
I get blamed when he gets a virus
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>>54019301
If I remember right Adobe Premier is better than Final cut

>>54019328
oh ok that's cool.

what's the biggest HDD a ps4 can handle?
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>>54010713
This is understandable. The guy thought the cap was on the new one.
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>>54019218
I've done this so much with computer hardware at my shop. Had a lady come in with a failed hard drive in a 14" HP dm4 laptop (i5 proc, 8GB RAM). My laptop at the time had a Pentium, so i told her it was fucked and her company bought her a new laptop.

Still use the fucker and it's great.
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>>54010942
>Logical Sector Size: 512
>Physical Sector Size: 4096
Why is this fucking allowed?
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>>54005802
Not gonna lie, if I'm using a leased modem and i get dropped packets from a trace more than 5 times in a row between my modem and the isp, you better believe I'm sending that shit modem back. I have a custom built Cat6 home network with 2Gb lan speed with 25 foot leads and a 1500$ desktop, you really think the problem is anything but the modem? My internal ping is like .025ms, the modem is always the slowest thing on my network.
You can laugh all you want but it always fixes the problem and my personal equipment never does this shit, probably because it isn't 10 years old and being pushed by morons who are trying to make a buck off the cheapest shit possible.

Granted, saying modems give viruses is pants on head, that's like saying penises cause aids.
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>>54010003
I think I had all admin passwords in the school. It was a fun ride until the IT nazi started to notice I was visiting /g/ at school. IT nazi shut that down real quick... Just created an admin account on the machine, and installed tor... Continued to do what I pleased.
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>>54019332

Every fucking time.

>Called by family friend with computer issues
>Entire household are technically tarded
>Uses for computer include; pogo.com, yahoo mail, ebaumsworld, solitaire and convenient surface for coffee.

"Muh babby girl dun broke the computer. we left our eyes off her for 1 sec and all mah vacation pics disappear."

>"Did she physically get into the computer case and mess with the actual harddrive? Or was she just clicking around"

"Dunno. they all gone now. grandpa is gonna kick my ass for losin' em. Please help anon"

>Picture folder was dragged and dropped to documents folder
>Literally just drag and drop them back
>Two weeks later

"Anon.. idk wut u did but this damn pc is running slow as hell. I can't even open muh netscape or play muh cards. wtf did you do"

>mfw
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>>54019483
How did you get ahold of admin password
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>fixed that hot co-workers laptop
>fapped to her pictures witch i totally didn't looked at
>take to her week late about dogs
>says your dog is cute
>anon why do you now i have a dog
>i saw it on your pic...fuck
>tfw she knows you fapped to her.

>mfw i take that laptop for a hole week to restore her deleted files
>mfw i saw her tits

>i love my job
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>>54019483
>>54019521

Not the OP but I did something similar in order to get access to runescape and whatever else was relevant at the time.

I had been fucking around with the school computers for awhile and eventually found a .bat file that was accesible via right click > new >shortcut

I was just browsing through whatever directories were available and searching for anything that would pop out as interesting or usable. I can't remember what I was looking for or hoping to accomplish but I eventually found a bat file that was named something like censorremoval.bat

Top zoz. I fucking added that shit to my desktop, ran it and voila - complete unrestricted access to whatever I wanted. Being a dumbass 13 year old, I did it for all of my friends and eventually got caught and questioned. Sitting in class one day and the fat ass IT director came waddling in and requested to speak to me privately. It was funny cause he wasn't really even that mad, just wanted to know how I did it and how much I knew about IT.
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>>54019692
>>fapped to her pictures witch i totally didn't looked at
>totally

are her tits good?
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>>54019692
>not copying all the pics to your own PC
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>>54019713

cont..

After that was nixed. I started looking for third party alternatives. Again, I had no idea what I was doing or what I should have been looking for. Ended up finding some program called ezpass. It came in the form of an EXE via download. Didn't take too long before the site was blocked at school

>Kek, too easy. Slapped that shit on a CD and made it mobile

I kept my mouth shut about ezpass, because runescape and reasons. In hindsight it was probably just some shitty ass VPN or proxy in the form of an application. It fucking worked though.

Unfortunately, it eventually stopped working for me and I was questioned by the IT director once again. And again, he wasn't even mad. Just wanted to know my methods and whatnot. I played stupid and acted like it was just some shit I was given and told to click to make all the bad censors go away. He wasn't buying it and just straight up told me "You are really just helping us tighten the security here, hurhurhur. If you keep this up we are going to have to hire you, hurhurhurhur."

And so ended my second bypass exploit.
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cont..

So by this point I was around 14 or 15 and top 1337. I had done a little reading and research on proxies and began to experiment with those on the school computers.

Naturally, anything within a cunt hair of sounding like "proxy" "bypass" or "firewall" were blocked from even being searched on their network.

After some digging around I found a chinese hosted, browser based proxy. These fucking idiots didn't find out about this shit for nearly an entire year. I'd just navigate to the site via google search and view a cached version of the page. It was entirely in chinese outside of a URL bar about mid-way down the page that said "enter radess hear". Cool. It got me to most shit that I wanted and was super reliable.

Sorry for the long pointless story.

>MFW the first stunt led to teachers getting blocked access as well
>MFW I went into IT at 17
>MFW I am a Sr. Sys Admin at 26
>MFW looked up IT director on Linkedin
>Qualifications: Comptia A+ (expired), Msoft MTA
>MFW he actually put "expired"
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>>54019332
Same bro. Same. Alls I want is a slushy and my snickers. And he keeps pestering me with stupid stuff like... Why does my windows Bork I am illiterate? That was the most recent message... I hate myself for starting this vicious cycle. Also, he's upset with cable management... I had 1hr to build the fucker.
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>>54019521
Asked a teacher for the admin passwords. Straight up said 'give me the admin passwords, I'll fix everything' restarted computer after getting codes and ditched
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here is an old story I just remembered I had saved in a txt file. This story is around a year old so it's not as bad as it use to be.
>at home
>daily, almost hourly, get messaged from aspie
>Talks to me like he's an NPC from a game,"Hey anon! did you know that in Pokemon that..."
>Get's this all the time. always messaging me stupid shit I do not care about.
>Talking to a random NPC in Batman is better
>Complains that his computer is over heating and not working right
>Tell him to google it
>nothing
>get on his computer thru team viewer

>No organization of anything.
>Pictures, music and video all in one folder
>everything is a mess
>Ask if he does anything on there worth while like games
>says no
>I tell him about linux/unix/ubuntu.
>he likes the idea
>starts to look more into it
>reads wiki's
>likes it
>tell him how to boot load and install
>does it but asks me a million questions.
>not installing it right
>Crashes
>asks me what do
>i tell him
>keeps messing up
>laptop is also shit
>Because of his pestering thru the years, I had had enough of him and wanted to end it
>Tell him I'm thru being friends with him and wanted him to stop.
>He gets upset
>Mother messages me,"He is good kid inside you should try more. he really likes you. he is crying right now."
>Tell his mother I had had enough of him and don't want to
>basically begs me
>"Fine. BUT I will give him 2 weeks. and in that 2 weeks, he has to at least try to find a job and work on his social skills. He is bad at them and needs to understand them better."
>She says ok
>2 days later he messages me and says he's doing better
>I think its an act
>his mom says he can go outside all on his own! oh boy...
>Mother thinks its ok for him to act this way at 22 YEARS OLD
>Still acts this way and messages me a million times a day
>thinks its ok to bug me so much
>not looking for a new job.
I told him if he wants to see me any more, it will cost him 40 bucks
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I keep forgetting to add this in:

for shiggles, like a lot of people here, I went thru his pics to see how he thinks and as I said NO ORGANIZATION AT ALL.
so I look and find pics of me and my jacket my uncle customized for me when I was 16 that I still sometimes wear today.
"WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DO YOU HAVE PICS OF ME? THAT'S REALY FUCKING CREEPY DUDE"

"I really like your jacket anon, and you know I like you a lot"

"I don't care. I'm not into you like that at all."
And I delete them right then and there,

I tell his mother about his crush on me and I don't think she even addressed it.

But I realize, yes he's 23 (now) and he's an aspie, but it's not my job, and everyone I've told about him and that has met him, all agree that it's not my job, and I shouldn't be doing this if he's putting me under this much stress constantly. I may've gone to school with him, I may've been in Sped my entire life (no I am severe ADHD and EBD but not an asp/autist), but that doesn't mean I want to be around someone this mentally damaged.

Hell, I maybe 24, but I think I'm around mentally 17, and I'm mostly ok with it. I'm trying to get myself to act more like an adult and it's not easy but that's another story.
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>>54001617
This is why when my moms computer broke, I got her a used dell latitude for $120 on ebay. It even has:
3rd gen i5 2.66ghz
4gb RAM
500gb HD
DVD burner

You cannot beat used latitudes for their price and specs.
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>>54014253
Truth, if it tastes bad you just age it and it starts tasting better. I brewed 10 gallons in buckets in my dorm room a couple years back. Added sugar so that it got to 17% alcohol. It was barely drinkable at first but mellowed up after just 2 months of aging.
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>>54013115

This is a bit scummy but I would've recommended him a new laptop as well. While under right use the temperatures remain within reasonable limits, most likely the original owner would've used it on his bed, limiting the cooling to a point where it would just overheat again. A small screen like that is seriously outdated as well, not to mention the CPU and pretty much everything it has.

If the guy could cough up enough money for a new laptop, he's better off with it. He wouldn't have bought it unless he could afford it. It's better that he gets a laptop that works 100% and doesn't stall on the most simple shit.

But you are still a faggot for using noob distros like fedora and ubuntu.
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>Friend buys a new case and wants his guts transfered over.
>swap everything over even install new liquid cooler on the cpu.
>it was late and he said he wanted to "contribute" so I left him with the job of plugging in the ram.
>next day get a call and he says it won't boot up.
>mfw he forced the ram in wrong and broke 2 of the 4 sticks.
>mfw he fucked up the motherboard too.
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>>54020607
Bro, that sounds like my life. Except the aspie is my brother and he is a rooom over from me 24/7. He wears diapers and never goes outside except to get weed at the dispensary. Annoys me 24/7 either with stupid bullshit he read online that I don't care about, or his stupid little problems that he can't fix on his own that I don't care about.

It sucks but trust me, helping another person is the best thing you can do with your life. That doesn't mean you should let it overburden you: be sure to set boundaries. Once you figure out a way to help him and you see some small incremental improvement in his life, it will make you feel really good. My brother still has tons of problems to work through but having me as a friend makes his life way easier. And now he's even loosing weight! Altruism will make you a better person anon. Let the love in.
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>Be working for an accounting company as a trainee
>One day this sleazy (think of a washed out never-made-it musician) guy is introduced to me as a client
>Eventually it bores down to this: He has emails on his computer, he wants to compile a database (list) of contacts
>Because I'm fat and I have glasses I'm an IT expert
>Agree to whatever is to come, I didn't have a bad feeling about it and work is work (I was continuously bored as shit at work, because there was no real work to be done), set up a meeting at the client's location (his home)
>Turn up at his home, great old house in a little remote but expensive area, nice cars parked outside
>Everything reaks new money

>Get taken upstairs to his home office
>He starts with asking me to set up his printer
>Do it even though it's not my job, I can help a guy out no problem
>Get introduced to his computers, of course they are Macs, brand new he brags
>Both of them are slow as balls (back then I knew macs were overpriced but I assumed you would get at least standard performance), guy has managed to gunk them up, and that coupled with the slow HDD... I had to restart them many times because the email clients would crash the computers
>I wasn't told he had macs and I wasn't proficient using them, only had windows up until then
>Emails wouldn't directly transfer to windows and remain in a readable form (company I was working for didn't provide me with a computer that had office or any paid applications, rendering me to freeware only, I was totally unprepared)
>It takes me a little time because I was trying to do everything correct and had to google how to do a few things
>He starts asking me what my education actually was
>Tell him it's basically a bachelors degree for marketing (doesn't translate directly to english), has nothing to do with IT
>He still think I'm IT
>Manage to download all the emails to my removable drive and leave the fuck out
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>>54021723

Continued:

>Leave the fucking place angry as fuck
>Guy was a total prick to me and started hassling me whenever I couldn't do everything in a click
>Tell him I'm not a qualified IT person or anything

>Big picture is revealed to me
>Guy wants me to dig through all his emails and make a list of names, numbers and e-mail addresses
>Many mails are marked confidential
>Later realise I was probably breaking a law by doing what I did, but I was only a kid
>Basically what I had to create was an spam-mail list for pestering companies that he had been in contact with at some point
>Calls in to hassle me about that list, thinks I could just go through thousands of emails and make him a list in a day

Okay, I did take my time with it, most of the time I browsed /o/ because I was bored out of my mind, and he certainly didn't do jack shit to motivate me.

>Guy meets deadlines
>"Sorry I'm sick I can't work right now I'll get back to you next week"
>Used this trick with every customer he had
>Scummy as fuck offers and outright bothering

He was a fucking loser. Later I got to know that he had been in a couple of similar companies that had been bankrupt. Everything he had was bought in the name of his companies and he actually owned nothing but a lot of money to a lot of people. The company he was working for actually didn't let him handle the money because of his record. He still acted like tough shit even though he was a fucking scumbag.

Took the e-mail address of his HP printer that allowed printing every document that was sent to that specific address and spammed the fuck out of that address. I wasn't with the company after I did that so I don't know if he came in to complain about it.
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>>54020513
Should have asked for her to suck your dick.
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