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>see skelly checking out his noob gains in the mirror
>he keeps posing and showing off
>decide to take off my hoodie and countine my training in a stringer
>notice the skelly getting red and stop posing
>tfw gym bully
>pic related
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>>37109822
>there is that skelly asian dyel kid at my gym
>i checked out the code from his locker
>everytime he hits the shower i take out all his clothes and put them in the trunk of my car
>my trunk is full of dyel asian clothes i could actually open a 2nd hand store
>return to the gym lobby and seit down on the couch, waiting for the dyel asian to run out only with a towel to his car, ashamed
>bonuspoints if hes late for work
>he probably knows its me because i allways sit there and laugh my ass off
>mfw
>>37109822
McFit Opfer
>>37109851
i know this is probably bullshit but i still laughed
>>37109882
fresse du fettes stück scheiße
>>37109822
nice chest gap
>>37109822
What juice are you on?
>>37109901
>be me
>6'3 250lbs <10%bf
>see dyel kid doing OHP in the squat rack
>walk up to him and poke him in the chest
>he coughs
>ask him what rack this is
>he stutters and says, 'th-the squat rack can also be used for OHP'
>tell him that his ass can be used to pleasure my cock but he wouldn't want that, would he?
>he tries to look away and I grab him by the chin and tell him to look me in the eye like a man or to get on his knees like a bitch
>he starts to walk away
>pull back and punch him in the back of the head
>he goes down
>his manlet friend comes up and tries to berate me
>push past him, kick his friend in the head, grab my bag and leave that gym never to return
>that pussy probably never even contacted the police
>>37109822
max?
>>37109822
>dyels bullying dyels
>>37109822
>tfw no gym bully bf to protect you from other gym bullies
>>37110035
> be me
> first month of SL, finally starting to get some confidence as I break through my first OHP plateau
> share gym with an obese sperglord who routinely pulls his shirt up to mire his gut and mutter 'HEIGHT FACE FRAME'
> one day comes up to me
> 'e-excuse me w-what rack is this'
> 'the squat rack, but I'm OHP'ing in it'
> he starts to frantically stutter something about using his ass to pleasure my cock
> 'what?'
> 'l-l-look me in the knees'
> rack my bar, decide to end OHP early so this autist gets away from me
> turn around, hear an earsplitting 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
> autist is shitting himself and flailing on the ground
> manlet friend comes up to see if he needs help
> autist jumps to his feet and sonic-runs out of the gym
> never see him again
> mfw
>>37110198
>implying this could be true in any non-fictional universe
>>37110228
being this new
>>37110035
>be me
Kill yourself. This always triggers me. When would you ever write
>be someone else
>>37109822
>see skelly
>for some reason read as SEA skelly
>imagine skeleton from Pirates of the Caribbean at your gym
Pretty funny m8
>>37110242
being this retarded
>>37110019
natty
>>37110036
145kg bench
>>37110130
xD
>>37110251
If it were from the perspective of someone else.
>>37110198
Kek
>>37110035
I saw a skelly doing OHP, but it looked like he was 140lbs doing 160lbs for reps...I asked how the hell he's doing it. He said gymnastics then I called him a faggot
>>37110265
your nasty roider skin tells another story buddy. how does it feel to know you threw away your only chance at perfection when you started pinning?
>>37110337
do you go here just to post lies?
>>37110421
>being this delusional
>>37110421
Curse of the natty. Dyel in clothes and look flat without clothes.
>>37110035
Holy shit this is the cringiest thing I have ever read. There is no way this happened
>>37110610
yeah so dyel...
>>37110641
Do you shop at a children's store?
>>37110641
How about you buy real clothing. Looks like you picked out of the Dyel starter kit. Super tight elastic shirt and a shit watch for kids plus baggy sweat pants. Get a black watch like a normal human being.
>>37110641
Also post legs
>>37109851
waiting for the fuccboi to introduce himself so you can exchange numbers? how fucking gay are you man
>new guy at gym
>clearly doesn't know what he's doing
>sees me one day squatting 350lbs with great form.
>let's out a clear "wow!"
>ask him what his problem is just to see how he reacts
>he gets very nervous, says sorry and begins to walk away
>he leaves his water bottle behind
>realize there's no one watching
>get a nice juicy luggie and spit it right inside his water bottle
>he immediately comes back, sees me holding it
>we both smiled, I apologize for being so rude, he says it's fine, we wish each other good luck
>I'm constantly looking over at him for the rest of my session, seeing him drink out of his water bottle while switching from machine to machine.
>there's no way he didn't feel the luggie in his water, but he'll be too insecure to say anything about it.
>never see him again
And that's how you keep your gym free of dyel, bros. I'm not making this up either.
>>37110724
Yes, yes you are.
>>37110724
thats not very high test. you should have told him you spit in it and made him drink it ;^) too bad you're just a low test ss victim
>>37109888
>probably
>>37110661
>american spotted
fuck off with your lose hip hop clothes you disgusting sub human
>>37110682
>being this mad
>>37110724
>ask him what his problem is just to see how he reacts
I hope that's just made up.
>>37110836
Think what you'd like friend-o. I have no sympathy for people who disregard their bodies, and who make of the gym a worse place. Maybe you should join up planet fitness, seems like a great place for a clown like you.
>>37110837
lol I don't want to get kicked out, bro.
>>37110873
Nope, just don't like people standing behind me distracting me, especially people like him. Plus, I knew he want gonna do anything.
>>37110899
What the fuck is a luggie?
>>37110152
Think i just went gay
>>37109822
Y r u so smol?
>>37110858
>american spotted
Nope, I'm European. Try wearing clothing that actually fits. You'll look like a complete tryhard wearing clothes 3 sizes too small.
>>37109822
When you realize that its a sign of an unhealthy mind to want to upset or bully other people and you never do it again you feel more happy and content with life.
>>37110955
>>>/redit/
>>37110914
Mayro's brother
>>37110641
no offence bro, you have a nice lean body (no homer), but if I see you dressed like that at a party or on the street, i'll have an unstoppable urge to back-spin kick you in the head.
It's perfectly acceptable workout/running attire though.
>>37110641
>mfw imagining some twink going out wearing this, thinking he's hard, and walking around like a terminator
>>37110641
ignore the fags im miring breh
>>37110992
*tip
>>37110914
American slang for spit with mucus I assume.
>>37110996
Yeah ignore the "fags." Instead listen to this guy who likes it when you wear clingy clothes who is 100% Hetero
>>37110498
what site is this?
>>37110641
The level of bitterness reminds me of fat chicks reacting to a pic of skinny chick.
You look great and should feel great so wear what the hell you like
>>37110992
I take offence, mother fucker. If I fucking see YOU on the street, bitch, you'll be getting face fucked in two seconds flat. Fuck you.
>>37109822
>checking yourself out in the mirror in the weights area
anyone who does this is legitimately retarded
keep your shit together for an hour and check yourself out before or after, not during
>>37111089
Say that to me IRL not online see what happens :^)
>captcha: select all bread
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>37110724
>trying out a new gym
>getting familiar with the layout
>see a "bear mode mustard race"
>squatting with 1/4 range of motion with "just fuck my shit up senpai" form
>wow...THIS guy
>"p-problem. ...nothin p-personnel kid"
>actualautism.jpg
>go find a different squat rack
>see him spit in HIS water bottle
>come back to tell him not to drink it
>"d-do you lift evenly b-brah"
>I smile and he nervously keeps from making eye contact
>"good luck bro"
>"Y-you too"
>see him repeatedly spit in his bottle giggle then drink it for the rest of my workout
>never going back to that gym again
>>37109822
ffs for some reason the way you lower your head and put your face close to the mirror really makes me want to punch you
faggot
also, you look like a roiding manlet.
>>37110899
>I need to come on an anonymous image board and tell people about the fictional act I performed and then proceed to put myself above everyone hur hur
You sound like a massive cunt, pal
>>37110961
That's a good laugh but I'm a bit sad that none of that would ever happen to me. Everyone's so shy and meek in the gym.
>>37112141
>being this triggered by someone better looking than you
never gonna make it
>>37109822
Possible natty?
>>37112281
>>37110265
i'm natty
>>37112281
lelno
>>37110302
>>37110693
>>37110641
Lol, I'm mirin hard, if you're natty that is a great body, don't let the jelly haters tell you otherwise, the shirt might be gay but I wear one not as tight as this as well, who cares, as long as you feel good in it, an you can definitely pull it off
>>37112625
you need to shave your chest mang
>>37112281
If you're gifted in about 5 years, but no, the delts for example are pretty much impossible without gear, you don't get such full delts
>>37112625
your insertions remind me of OCB
>>37110641
fuck. good job bud
>>37110198
> 'l-l-look me in the knees'
fucking lost it there
>>37110641
Lmao so many new fag ITT, that's tiny trip you plebs
>>37110899
>disregard their bodies
>going to gym to correct himself
You're a fool.
>>37112673
yeah i'm pretty surprised people didn't recognize him. my point still stands tho
>>37112653
Hearing that made me very happy, thank you anon, OCB is perfection for me, I know I might have to hop on gear if I want to get really close to him.
>>37112673
Thought I knew these veins already, and yeah, I already doubted that he was natty, but how am I supposed to know every single one of his photos
>>37110899
You are an immense faggot, you give all serious lifters a bad reputation. Guys like you are the reason a lot of people look at lifters and say that guy is probably a stupid meathead.
>>37112710
tinytrips natty breh.
>but how am I supposed to know every single one of his photos
>not having memorized your folder with ~400pics of him
shiggydiggy
>>37112742
>tiny
>natty
Pick none friend
>>37112748
>22 ffmi
Nah youre right, completely impossible
>>37112653
damn that body is perfect u just need a bit more in arms tho.
it looks like ur legs are more trained
>>37112687
Real talk though, Mass wise and FFMI wise this is the natty limit right? He also doesn't have those round shoulders or boulder traps, nor is his chest immensely full, he is just very lean at levels that are normally way out of ottermode.
One could get this body by cutting with some fat burners rather quickly right ?
>>37112782
That is OCB, posted around 2012, none of us is him
>>37112742
Zip it and share please.
>>37109851
Like the third time I've seen this pasta
>>37112653
Mirin hard.
Natty? How many years?
>>37112859
Not at all natty, 2 years, probably one with enough gear
>>37112871
Damn. I don't support cheating but you do look great.
>>37112903
don draper is not OCB learn to fucking read
>>37112789
Yes
>>37109822
Lol did you shake off your colossal level of insecurity yet faggot?
>>37112816
Nah m8, i want the best tiny collection on this board :^)
>>37113066
Then remove a few pics from the folder before uploading it.
>>37110641
Listen mate. Even I could look like a fag if I tried.
>>37110337
In Arkansas? That was me. It was Gymnastics.
>>37110198
>l-l-look me in the knees
hahhahahahah
>>37109882
fitness first masterrace reporting in
>>37110724
>350lb
>158kg
>thinks he is tough
DYEL?
Also I hope this is bait.
>>37109822
What, is that the bully that got you to stop posing in the mirror?
>>37111519
That's a locker room, m8
>>37110228
go away
>>37110198
>>37109822
what are you running brah?
>>37109888
Get
>>37110035
>>37110198
I love you /fit/
>>37115825
third time i'm going to say
i'm natty
people are clueless thinking i use something
>>37110035
>>37110198
thank you /fit/
>skinny pajeet deadlifting 80kg (lol) in front of the mirror i use to check my form for my shoulder dislocates
>his form is shit
>make sure to walk by him mid rep
>kick one end of the barbell
>he drops it immediately
>looks like he hurt his back lol
>he goes to leave, gives me an angry stare
>i stick my tongue out, lift up my shirt and slap my abs while looking right at him
lmao the little guy hasn't been back.
>>37110198
>>37110152
I have never stared at a man's ass for this long
>>37110968
kek
