https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuOU4tly_fA
why does he always sound like he's about to start crying
>>37085455
>I worked in intelligence until I cracked under the stress from the PTSD. I'm a little bit fucked up. I'm a little bit crazy.
Does this explain why he appears to be dating a literal clone of himself in a wig?
I think in Blahino's mind, he's actually telling the truth when he says he was a mercenary and intelligence operative because he's played so many video games centered around those themes. So in a way, he can tell himself he isn't lying since it's real to him.
In conclusion, Jason is a bit of a faggot.
Good compilation of delusional claims.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iug6GrZu84g
You don't really fully appreciate how full of shit he is until you see it all in one reel.
>>37085455
is he actually mentally retarded?
why would he make up a lie about being a secret agent and all that shit? It has nothing to do with his channel whatsoever.
I can understand him lying about being a bodybuilder with 5% bodyfat in the past because that would give his channel some credibility but why would you claim to be a secret agent? this is something kids would do on the playground to act tough. a grown man behaving like that - there has to be something seriously wrong with him.
>>37086023
Literally navyseal copypasta
>>37086023
>talks about mental toughness
>former WoW addict
>unemployed and no plans for employment in the future aka 'retired'
>>37086023
she's built like a fucking door
>>37087132
I'm sorry, anon, but I have to post this. You'll get over the nausea eventually.
>>37085679
Someone posted a message board screenshot of a post by Blaha where he said his uncle molested him and that's why he's so fucked up.
He was using the screen name "DarkLord" or something and this was on a forum for conspiracy theories.
>>37089197
jason blohos life is so intersting lel
>>37089197
Have you seen the reptilian stuff?
He is literally schizophrenic
Tbh I feel sorry for him at this point. Surely he knows nobody believes this shit? How does he feel when he sits in front of a camera saying all these lies? He's mentally ill and I feel sorry for him.
>>37089197
Man, why are autists named Jason so obsessed with the idea of being the lord of some shit? With Bloho you have DarkLord, and in Janoy Cresva's case you have the pisslord.
>>37090215
Sorry, I messed that up. It was actually "DarkEternal" and not DarkLord, not that that is any less autistic a name.
>>37090088
I am just now discovering his claims to be a reptilian psychotic descendant of Jesus Christ.
Sauce for anyone else interested. Note that this thread goes on for like 50 pages. Tons of crazy shit revealed about the Dark Edgelord.
http://www.fitmisc.net/forum/showthread.php?66681-**Blahautism-The-Jason-Blaha-Story**
>>37090420
>http://www.fitmisc.net/forum/showthread.php?66681-**Blahautism-The-Jason-Blaha-Story**
Just found this pic on that thread.
I swear to God, you can't make this shit up.
>>37090577
Is he cleaning and pressing that?
/youtube/ WHEN?!?!?
So those of you who don’t believe any of this, that’s okay I really don’t give a fuck. I’m still telling my story. This is what it is and if you don’t believe me fuck you go fuck yourself i don’t care. For all these guys who are veterans who are standing there still screaming about your valor, stolen valor, after what i just told you that that sounds like i am stealing any of your valor, you know what? Fuck you kid. And go fuck yourself I don’t really care what you think. But i will tell you this. If you decide that you’re going to come confront me physically about it you better not be a fucking POG. You better be a stone cold killer. If you come at me aggressively voice raised negative body language as someone who i know is a trained killer. Because i don’t flinch anymore when i hear a rifle round come by my head. When i hear that whoop and that snap or that sonic boom. I haven’t flinched in 20 years from that shit. I got over that a long time ago. So if you come at me i want you to know something. It’s not gonna be me who goes in the ground. I’m still here. I’m still upright and drawing air.
>>37090896
Blaha pls stay
There's a guy that lives in my home town that looks like a skinny Blaha, he also goes around, pretending to be a special forces vet. Maybe there's some kind of gene or mental defect that causes this kind of delusion.
>>37090896
pls stop wasting our air
>>37090964
>gene or mental defect
Being a weak, bald manlet into trannies?
>>37090804
Deadlifting, obv.
He doesn't do any of the Olympic lifts as that would require actual athleticism as opposed to just being a pudgy fire hydrant with arms who can deadlift heavy after 20 years of steroid use.
>>37091005
Well yeah but those all seem to be symptoms rather than the cause.
Like how people with down syndrome have low muscle mass and short necks, having a short neck didn't cause them to have down syndrome.
In a similar way I wonder if the low coordination, poor eyesight, balding, and high pitch voice are symptoms of a yet undocumented learning disability
>>37090934
for a sec i tought that was bleha sigh
>>37090896
thank you for transcribing this, it's afresh apasta
>>37090864
someone explain this youtube thing
>"So he was never intelligence?..."
<"Manual labor."
>>37086023
How many times has he been doxed?
INNNNNNNNNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>37094284
ZERRRooooOOooooo!
>>37092738
I assume it means that he's had enough of youtube and wants it gone. Just a guess, though. It's some cryptic ch0n shit, thats for sure
>>37092738
I think it's a newfag trying to start his own meme. But that's not really how memes work.
Interesting thread full of people who knew Blaho from his DarkEternal conspiracy theorist days. They all thought he was insane back then, too. No one believed he was ex-CIA. And these are people who believe in reptilians! Kek.
http://truth-zone.net/forum/the-lounge/66838-dark-eternal-aka-jason-blaha.html
>>37085455
Jesus Christ everytime i see a video of this dude and i think i'm gonna watch it and it'll be super funny but i can't even get through a minute of him talking and can't even smile. everything he says and does is so cringey that i get a physical sensation of pain in my bones and stop
>>37097291
its kind of amazing what a pathological liar he is
now hes saying hes dealing with the FBI doing investigations into people calling him a faggot on the internet
he sounds like he's gonna start crying at any moment when he talks
He's getting destroyed by the US veterans now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvP-DyDb9P8
god damn i'm so happy to see his channel destroyed
>>37097139
>And these are people who believe in reptilians!
I haven't found conspiracy forums to be full of credulous idiots, there's some confirmation bias sure but if anything a lot of people there are more skeptical and critical in their thought than the average person.
What if he turns around and claims this is all an elaborate troll of his etc etc
>>37097375
wearing glasses isn't caused by genetically bad eyesight - I have better than 20/20 eyesight and I need strong glasses.
also I've never seen a man with what these pictures say is supposedly the "male pubic hair pattern".
>>37086274
It's called borderline personality disorder.
>>37090864
NOW!1!1!1!?1?!?!?11?!?!
>>37090577
>those calves
LOL.
No one who actually worked in intelligence would ever tell you that unless they knew you from work.
>>37086023
This has to be the greatest video ever on youtube. holyshiiiiittttt topest kek
>before we feed him to the pigs
wtf
He's joking right?
>>37099663
Is this for real?
>>37086023
>shoot tali in the guts
>feed him to the pig
>pigs
>in the middle east
Is ICF 5x5 still a good workout?
>>37099698
Nah
>>37099663
>me and my female girlfriend
>I am like a God figure
>cyberstalkers are brought to justice and rightly given the death sentence
>me and my female girlfriend (again)
this guy is a goldmine
>>37099745
Its a rip off with too much volume.
Do 3x5 with accessories and you will progress faster.
>>37099755
>doubting Blaha
It's all real
>>37099663
Gotta be a sock account. His facebook is probably his name while he never made one for his channel. Still hilarious though.
That gives an idea however for other youtube people and what their facebooks are
>>37099745
yes
it doesn't deserve to be marketed as its own thing, but I think all the details are smart adjustments to the generic SL 5x5
>high-bar/hybrid squat instead of low-bar squat
>bent-over rows (45 degrees) instead of Pendlay rows
>hitting arms with both isolation (tri. extensions and curls) and compounds (cgbp and chins)
the only thing that's unnecessary are the shrugs
do novices really need to do shrugs?
the deadlift will progress on its own
overall it's a good program
MOST people ask about accessories to SL, for more balance
and ICF 5x5 does that in a smart way
>>37099777
witnessed
>>37099777
>>37099663
oh my
this is pretty sad
>>37099794
the original SL had some accessories, dips and chin/pullups I think. And I was wondering, doesn't SL have high-bar too?
>>37085455
>you can't provide security capable of providing the security I can provide for myself
what?
>>37097484
He seems to be trying to do that now but It's so obvious that he was genuinely just lying to create a false image for himself rather than it being an "epic troll"
Is he mentally retarded?
>>37099794
why does bloho seem less autismo here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAuARgqS6aQ
>>37099773
>too much volume.
Why must this meme persist? All of the beginner routines don't have ENOUGH volume/frequency.
>>37101407
>All of the beginner routines don't have ENOUGH volume/frequency.
they do according the the people who made them, who just happen to be professional strength coaches with decades of experience. maybe they don't according to anon from 4chan with 3 months of lifting experience.
>>37097395
>>37099663
CRACKS FORMING
>>37101014
>go find some fluff and pump routine that will take you 5 years to get anywhere
>has always looked like complete shit for a quarter of a century now
why does anybody even bother with this autistic faggot?
>>37085455
Those comics
>>37101671
Comments...Fucking phone
>>37101687
technically it works, like a stand up comic
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