How ya holding up /fit/?
Gonna start NoFap April tomorrow, so tonight I'm gonna beat the fuck outta my dick
>have gf
>meet new girl
>become friends but have feelings for her
>always telling me her problems and wanting to to talk to me.
>decide its too much stress being there for her all the time, not to mention hiding relationship from gf
>end up telling her im in love with her
>she shuts me down and gets angry
>says its not funny and not cool.
>then says nice april fools
Welp
>>36599799
>>end up telling her im in love with her
Why did you do this you idiot? You are not in some Hollywood romantic movie retard.
>>36599794
doing the same thing good luck anon
>mfw a grill coworker fixed my collar and brushed her fingers on my neck
>mfw I messed up the collar on purpose
>>36599794
>>36599834
>depriving your body of one of its major biological functions for the sake of MUH WILLPOWER
Today I finally got rid of my genital warts
>mfw waiting for the doctor
>>36599862
>tfw girl hands me something and brushes my hand
>she doesn't recoil from me
>>36599799
Don't do that. You would have gotten a better chance just trying to fuck her.
Now she's going to tell your gf and ruin your life.
>>36599881
im gonna live about a 1000 months why not take one off?
>>36599784
>gf and i break up 3 months ago
>enjoy life gfless, nice for a while
>me past 3 weeks
>lookin' for a love
>Found one
>brown hair, brown eyes, fit, nice boobies, big booty, fun personality
>she seems interested at first
>today not giving me much time at all, uninterested to talk to me
>So here I am waiting on a reply after complimenting her ass.
>>36599904
>mfw grill puts her hand on my arm while walking into the kitchen
>mfw i wasn't blocking the way
>>36599881
Nah I'll just get laid
>>36599784
Woke up, put a gun in my mouth, and spent a few hours trying to coax myself into pulling the trigger. Got out of bed and then spent a solid 45 minutes bawling my eyes out like a bitch in the shower 'cause I couldn't fucking do it.
>>36599794
hell ya man, keep us updated tonight
>>36599968
sounds like an average thursday. chin up, lifts up and all that m8
>>36599968
Dont do it brother. Go join isis instead and fuck it up from the inside. Or bomb the shit out of a blm rally
>>36599992
>implying they wont just make whitey suicide bomb an ancient ruin
>>36599936
Patience is a virtue.
>>36599799
I read this kind of stuff and just wonder: why? There are simple solutions in front of everyone, but 'muh feels' means no-one tries it. It's why I'll die alone and a virgin. Sorry about the upcoming mess dude.
>>36599784
Met a qt3.14 grill at my new job and gonna make a move so depends on how that works out.
>>36599784
>stopped smoking ciggies and dope, been smokefree about a month now and I feel great
>can actually run again now
>dude at the gym today saw how shitty my squat form was and gave me some tips to fix it (he's a trainer). He was a real bro, led me out of earshot of a couple hot girls before he gave me some pointers so he didn't make me look like an amateur in front of them
>just feel pretty good in general
>>36599784
>>36600163
>dope
do canadians really call weed dope?
>everything going seemingly well
>top law school
>getting somewhat fit
>fuck buddy in hometown, semi-fuck buddy up at school
>both have said they have feelings for me
>don't feel anything for them
>Still wanna bang em though
what do /fit/
>>36599784
I am afraid to give my love to any girl because of how weak I am to them.
My mood constantly fluctuates based on how she is responding to me.
I am dependent, insecure, and ultimately pathetic.
I am not holding up well.
But I lift hard because I'm not a faggot.
>>36600437
poor you. Shut the fuck up faggot and let the people with actual problems talk
>>36600437
Tell em straight up.
>>36600437
Cooley isn't a top law school, TTT-plebe
>>36600467
You seem upset
>>36600437
don't be deceptive. man up and don't sleep with them anymore unless you wanna reciprocate. honestly and integrity is high test and much more attractive to women.
find a fuck buddy who doesn't wanna date you. best/least stressful situation in the world.
>>36600507
Top kek
>>36599784
Fat as hell but I lost 3 pounds so far this week. Things could be worse. At least I'm not a nigger.
>>36600507
>>36599936
>She doesnt talk to you
>"Hey g-girl, nice ass"
>>36600544
>>36600470
Been honest with both of em and told em how I feel, they both say they're "fine" with it, but still feel bad about it
>>36599784
Broke up with my girl a few weeks ago, which I think was a good idea but it always sucks.
Started cutting on a pretty ugly budget ($35US/week) 2 weeks ago. Not losing weight yet, but my lifts are still going up or maintaining so that's nice.
Just want to drop another 10-15lbs before June.
Have to quit drinking for the cut and since I'm broke af atm. It's prolly for the better since I had a problem for a few years, but got really good this year.
Trying to quit smoking too, that's going to be the hardest. I'm down to like a pack a week which isn't awful compared to before.
Stopped doing drugs since I have to get clean for summer and they expensive, I suppose that's for the best too.
Improvement has been slow but it's still improvement I guess.
>>36600685
Theyre going to try to somehow change you bro.
>>36599794
April Fools
>>36600685
>feeling bad for sluts
I have news for you
they are using you too, it isnt just one way
>gf starts talking about her religion, and starts demanding I convert
>I refuse
>this goes on for 3 weeks
>she finally decides to leave me
>1 month later she messages me
>"We need to talk :)"
>uhhh k
>meet up
>She says she loves me, and she really wants to be with me, but she can't accept me unless I convert
>I still refuse
>she asks why
>I tell her
>she tries turning it into another conversion attempt
>"If you don't convert, I can't be with you"
>I tell her that if she's going to make it black and white like that then fine, I'm done
>I get up and walk away
>get home
>she messaged me on FB
>"I'm not demanding you convert! I just want you to be open to it!" followed by another 5 or so messages that basically say "I'm not saying you need to convert! But you need to convert!"
>I tell her that I can't be religious, and that she needs to respect that opinion (she doesn't have to like it, just accept it), and that if she wants me in her life, she needs to accept me as I am, two things she's refusing to do
>she's been sending me lovey dovey messages every 5 minutes all day since
Bitches man
>>36600778
Which religion we talkin about here?
>>36600805
Cathar
>>36600805
Some weird version of Christianity that only has 100 adherents in California, and her family here, where I live. It's ridiculously strict.
>>36599938
>mfw latina co-worker calls me "papi" and "papa"
what does it mean bros?
>>36600845
It means you are a potato to her
>>36600817
You did the right fucking thing.
>>36600701
Here. My last was fucking awesome when I first met and started dating her. She was a hardcore Christian and a virgin at that I found out through the relationship (which was pretty short because of that).
Sex is important in a relationship for me, and I didn't want to deal with the fucked up emotional consequences of taking someone like that's v-card after she's spent years associating guilt with natural pleasure.
Maybe yours wasn't that extreme, but in any case I consider the extremely religious to be mentally ill. Moderates I can deal with, just not the nuts.
>>36600778
sounds like my ex gf
ended horribly after 4 years together
she was muslim doe
>>36599784
>Just turned 20
>Lifts stalled
>Dependent on weed to enjoy life
>Can't sleep anymore because of coughing all night
>Memory is fading, lose things all the time
>No girl prospects, recently friendzoned
>Uni is going to shit, grades plummeting
>Hairline receding
>Can't tell if I need to eat less or eat more
To be honest I'm not even that depressed anymore, I just appreciate the dark humor behind all of it
>>36599904
>tfw ask girl behind me in class a simple question
>she doesn't instantly recoil in fear at my autism
first time i've said a word all semester to her and i'm not even attracted to her but still a good feel
>>36600455
This.
Been dating a chick for about a month and a half, but now she just wants to be friends. On top of that, she's been bitchy even as a friend, but here I am. Like a fucking desperate piece of shit.
Just make sure to internalize everything for hate reps, bro.
>>36600860
That sounds exactly like her, virgin and everything. We were only together for 6 weeks. The first 3 weeks were absolutely fantastic. Then suddenly the fourth week rolled around, and it was like she was a completely different person. She refused sex, and hell, I couldn't even touch her until marriage, something I found out the hard way when I first held her hand. The resulting bitch fit made me feel like I raped her or something. And then she tried taking my porn away from me (apparently it's adultery).
Sorry darlin', but I have needs that need to be taken care of. No sex, or no porn. Choose one, not both. She demanded both anyway.
>>36600813
That religion is dope. You can have female counselors and commanders if you convert. Highly suggest it if you are big enough to deal with the holy wars that are sure to ensue.
>>36600894
you're 20. My advice for you is stop being a fag.
Drop the weed. It's making you lethargic and stupid
See a doctor for your cough, if it's asymptomatic they'll find something.
Stop thinking about girls. Do you nigga.
Try minox or another hair product.
If you're skinnyfat, EAT MORE. Then cut like a mother fucker. GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG COME ON.
I believe in you F.A.M.
>>36600894
Stop smoking weed. You memory, breathing problems, and grades will get sorted.
Shave your head if your hairline bothers you.
Go to the bar, or jump on the shitshow that is plentyofwhales or tinder. Maybe you will get lucky.
>>36599784
>be me in love with Arab Canadian girl
>In relationship for more than a year
>arab parents want her to marry random cuck from Saudi
>she didn't elope with me she broke up with me
>depression for the past 5 months
>still lift erryday
>gonna hook up with a rando from tinder today maybe that could help
>fml.jpg
>currently vacationing in Seoul
>massive crush on the girl in the room next to me at the hostel
>we drink soju and smoked and the entire time we constantly made fun of each other
>literally been thinking about her nonstop for four days now
Guys she leaves tomorrow, and I really don't know what to do.
Started taking St Johns Wart two weeks ago, starting to feel better.
Reminds me, time for this evenings dose.
>>36600947
>Arab Canadian girl
I hear their blowjobs are killer
>>36600909
Like I said I was pretty bummed but I think I dodged a bullet. Likely you did as well.
>>36600923
MORE
SCOOPS
>>36600948
move on
>>36600948
Anyways perform action over inaction
>>36600947
Can't say you didn't try. That shit was completely out of your control.
>>36600948
Imply you want to bang one out and the worst case scenario she leaves and you never see her again? You already knew that though and just want to hear someone else say it.
>>36600948
MAKE A MOVE NOW ANON, THERE IS NO TIME
>>36600948
Hit it tonight.
>>36600947
You better not be white race traitor
>>36600947
lmao breh are you me.
It gets better, trust me
>>36600956
They're amazing. Westernized Arab and muslim girls are the ultimate cumsluts. They're also very loyal and will love you forever. They have a traditional sense of family and well being.
Kinda miss my ex now
>>36600685
If it makes you feel bad abandon ship. It's not worth it have a casual relationship with a girl that makes you feel bad about urself familia.
>>36600956
They are :(
I had a long, feelings-laden greentext typed out, but reading through it, it seemed like such an unbelievable movie plot of a story (albeit a shitty movie plot) that I deleted it all and will now proceed to tell you all my real problem.
>Laying down on bed with laptop typing out feels, cat sitting on my chest and licking my face
>Cat is purring, and I've got the warm fuzzies inside, spirits slowly rising
>Cat turns around as I inhale
>Sniff cat's asshole
I don't have a suitable reaction image for this.
>>36600990
It was. not much i could do. Still, depressed af anon
>>36600948
wtf make a move nigga
MAKE SURE YOU PLAY THIS SONG WHEN YOU'RE ALONE WITH HER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk
I PROMISE YOU SEX WILL HAPPEN WITH HER
>>36601023
It hasn't gotten better.....yet.
Im legit just struggling through each day.
>>36599784
Shitty
Gonna Hop off the natty train though. Only been lifting a year but I just benched 280, so i think im ready to take the plunge.
See you never, humanity
>>36600956
Bruh I smashed a Canadian/Iranian ages ago and it was still one of the best ploughs I've had.
>>36601052
Well personally, it took me a year to get over my arab canadian gf. Eventually you find someone better, its just hard at first.
fuck dude i know the feels you're going through, they're honestly really special women.
>>36601048
>>36600991
>>36600992
>>36600990
How should I make my move??? I've never had casual sex
I have sort of approach anxiety problem, but it is more that I fear the women agreeing to the date and then me having to have an interesting conversation with her.
So basically I just think I am a boring person. I don't have any real hobbies and my social life is non existant.
She'll love me again once i hit 1pl8 OHP...r-right?
I'm 5 lbs away which is what? Like 3 mos or so at 165 lbs?
>>36601080
First get her number or contact you dumb faggot
Then flirt in a promiscuous manner
After that, head to the bedroom and unleash your Stand
>>36601080
Just get close to her, play some music, watch a movie or something. Suggest you do something intimate together.
then just move in for a kiss. You have literally NOTHING to lose
business just went tits up and im back to square 0 with just a high school diploma at 32.
wiped out personal savings to try and save it and nothing came of it.
>>36601078
incredibly hard. how did you do it anon? im close to giving up.
>shitty gym sesh this morning
>put off homework
>spend too much time FaceTiming LDR gf
>barely socialized with anyone today
>didn't hit all my macros and ate like shit
>spent an hour and a half fapping
>don't even have alcohol
Complete waste of a day. I feel like shit, /fit/
>>36601137
post about it on reddit you fucking loser. I hope you learned something.
Nobody said anything about me smelling bad today, so I guess that's cool. I started putting lavender drops in my hair and I'm now using Secret Clinical Strength deodorant. I can still somewhat smell myself if I walk backwards or sideways.
>>36601137
Aw shit man. I just lost my job as well.
>>36601150
my gym bag smells and i know it, doing my 8 sets of doubles on squats today and walked out the room to get more water, came back in and it was all I could smell. fuck it tho.
>>36601137
My mom bankrupted herself trying to save her business in february last year. She made the mistake of actually taking personal debt to help the business, so when it all went to shit, the bank came back to her and pretty much forced her to file for bankruptcy not only for the company but also a personal one. Pretty much the worst thing that's happened to her.
My condolences bro. Hope you manage to get out of it, she's just starting to pick herself back up slowly after a year and a half. Don't hesitate to ask for temporarily help in your family if you have one, even if it hurts your ego.
>>36601140
I started just focusing on me more. I started going back to school and working more. Started connecting back with some old friends and going out more.
Basically I did what I could find the good parts about life even without her. Once you realize that it's fruitless to try and win her back, it makes it easier too.
It's not the end of the world bro, but it might feel like it. You just never know, you might meet someone just like her if you start opening your doors again
>>36600845
Ever see Abella Anderson?
She wants to be that girl for you
>>36601170
disinfect that shit and let it dry out
>>36601150
u brown or something
>>36601201
thanks for that.
i have been lifting more and trying to go out more. Even tho i rly dont wanna. Hope it gets better
>>36601080
If she's leaving tomm, ask her if she wants to go grab a drink. Let it progress from there.
Ask her if she wants the ol natty lickaroo
>>36599794
Fuck I might as well do this.
>>36601181
No personal debt into business, thank fuck. Just the cash I had stashed.
I've got 2 bedrooms I can rent, even a 3rd if I consolidate some things. Doing that would bring my monthly expenses down to a that of burger-flipper. I've got options, but...well, fuck. Just disappointed in myself and depressed as shit.
Last thing I want to do is go on job interviews as a failed business owner.
>Well, I know some things to not do.
>Pls hire me.
>>36600428
No.
>>36601257
feel for you anon, things will get better
>>36601144
dont do that tomorrow
started the canadian govt hiring process about 3 months ago. it's a fucking shitshow and taking so long I'm slowly going through all my savings waiting for a job I may not even get. 2 more months and I'm literally gonna be homeless. I can literally feel my gains slipping away because I can't afford to spend as much on food anymore
end me senpai
>>36601257
so what were the things that happened to make your business go under? Just curious because I own my own.
>>36600845
It meand she is a whore
>>36601320
Thx famalam I'll try
>TFW meet a qt white girl who's into Latin guys
>TFW messaging each other on facebook
>tells me straight up she wants to fuck me while her bf leaves town to visit family
>I say yes
Can't wait to eat out her butthole tomorrow its going to be so awesome
>>36601338
Explain that process for cdn govt
>>36601346
it was a casual affair in a (locally) niche market that relied too heavily on hospitals and clinics upgrading their technology every year.
i got comfortable and then the ACA hit and business slowly started drying up. Last few years were a struggle dealing with endless/indefinite delays on systems coming available.
>>36601389
I feel kinda gross when I fuck girls who are in relationships. It never stops me though. 10/10 times I cant finish though, girls are gross. Though they end up cumming like 13 times because I never stop. One day, one pump I will finish to a girl.
>>36600455
being afraid of getting into a relationship is what ruins your chances of getting the girl. She will probably see your fear for commitment as disinterest and back off or lose interest. Just be strong and have more confidence in yourself because girls find that irresistible.
>Meet a gril by mutual friends
>become friends
>the more I interact with her, the more I fell for her
>Adds me on facebook
>Start talking school related, then humor related, and now sharing music with each other
>ffs we like the same kind of music
>All day every fucking 5 minutos checking facebook to see her connected and hope she messages me.
I don't want to look desperate messaging her.
I just fucking can't stop thinking about her, and I hate it, she is my only motivation that make workout every night and study even more harder.
I hate this feel and hope it's just a phase.
>>36601481
Get her number, call her, and set up a date already. And explicitly call it a date. I've had too many women use woman logic to convince them its something else. That doesn't leave any grey areas for them to go crazy with.
>>36599794
Me too, good luck amigo. I recommend avoiding 4chan all together, too many /fit/ girls posted here to test your willpower.
>>36601505
I'm currently at fat fuck status, working on it though.
I don't think I can pull it off, and only known her for like 4 months (2 on facebook).
btw I'm not gonna risk it and get friendzone or some shit like that, she has been mentioned on my mutual friends conversations, and I heard from one that she like some other dude.
Only gonna risk it if I assured that the feeling is mutual.
>>36601593
Grow some balls, or just kill yourself before you shit up this board with more >tfw no gf
>>36601593
I mean I see where you're at, but you're gonna get friend zoned eventually if you don't hit a medium between not asking her out, and being a friend. Back off a bit, don't run when she calls, and get fit brah.
>>36599784
>bros new gf tried to make "advances" towards me sometimes, tries to cuddle, play with my hair etc
>always reject her etc
>yesterday pass out on couch with other bro and her next to me
>she cuddles again i give in cause im too drunk to care
>shes getting all worked up, breathing heavily
>1min later she is handjobbing me
>asks to go with her to the bedroom
>tell her "forget it"
>continue making out, handjobbing
>shortly before i cum i stop her and she leaves
>wake up with immense guilt
she wants to tell him... does not want me to tell him. im such an asshole... fuck
i only have like 4 friends... 3 i will lose cause they are his friends too
>>36601682
Lmao wtf this story seems so unbelievable but believable at the same time
>realize i'm autistic and can't carry conversations
>in elevator at work
>see coworker
>don't say anything
>working late today
>random guy in the elevator says "working late huh" or something
>i reply, 'yeah'
>have no friends
>think of asking a grill out, but realize there'd be no point because i can't even have a regular conversation with someone
feels bad man
>>36599784
Back in contact with a girl i was deeply in love with, don't know how great that is.
Gained 2 kg through creatine, thanks gains gods. Let's see how that develops into actual muscle mass.
>>36601696
also amazing that i had a sleeping friend next to me... dont even know if he heard us (her)
im such an asshole drunk... only thing i thought of was "nice i never banged a nigger before"
>>36601048
I like your style anon
>>36600948
>we constantly made fun of each other
autismo here, h-how do you do this? how to bants
>>36601671
Thanks man, yeah man I doing all I can, already lost 30lb in 2 months, hitting 1 - 1.5 hours every night and cutting.
Even though I fuck it up, at least the gains will be there and my back will thank me for the lbs lost.
btw what do you mean " don't run when she calls" ?
I already have her phone number, but only call her when we have to do something, I see her at least 3 - 5 times a week in school and talk on facebook.
>>36601725
Breh you gotta watch yourself. My friends girls always gets like this with me and I'm constantly on my toes to avoid them
>>36599946
that's not allowed when doing nofap
>>36601841
You're retarded
>25
>no friends
>just work and come home (home gym so I don't even go out for that)
>waiting for the weekends to hire a hooker/go to asian massage parlor
It's kind of losing its charm but it's the only way I can get sex.
>>36601593
Take risks in life or you will end up sad and lonely
If you F[ags]itizens chased gains and careers as hard as you chased girls you would all be billionaires I swear
>>36601939
I don't actually chase girls, i just look from afar.
Life is depressing these days
>>36601949
What do you put the most energy into?
What do you like doing?
Up 16 pounds in 2 months from Auschwitz-mode.
Cute bartender noticed. Said I was looking good.
Fantasized about our life together.
>>36601939
b-but I put more effort into my gains and into my career which is why >tfw no gf
>>36601788
Keep at it brah, you'll get there.
As in if she starts asking for favors all the time, or even if she constantly wants to hang out but its more her just venting or something, don't drop everything and run over. Don't play hard to get, but you can absolutely refuse a few times. Basically show you have other shit to do outside of her, and it'll help you from falling in the friend zone
>>36602004
see >>36601939
get back to training anon before chad steals all the qt's and you're left a Dyel forever
>>36601993
Honestly, my life is kinda falling apart. working out is the only thing that i've kept in check.
>>36602011
You will lose money chasing girls but you will never lose girls chasing money anon
if you really need one to keep your mind off chasing girls then get an average qt
>>36602021
Do you have a job? What about study, are you currently doing any?
>>36602027
Nah mang, I'm still a virgin and I know its stupid, but I want my first time to be with someone I actually like and have feeling for (at the very least she has to be hot).
After that fuck all, I get a shit ton of matches on tinder just with a pic of my face with literally no other info. Most of them aren't attractive, but god damn I bet I could pull bitches if I actually wrote a bio or put more than one picture in with a full body.
>>36602043
got fired and failed out of school in the same week, those were the two things that i identified with really, now I just feel like a complete fucking loser, and i rarely see the few friends that I have. Hopefully going back to school in September if I can get >70% in the two classes I failed.
Haven't met any new girls in months. Who am I kidding, it's been since August.
>>36602014
Thanks man, will consider everything and thanks for explaining.
>>36602016
I haven't been on a date in 5 years. I've given up. The lifting is for me. Bartender would be better off with Chad anyway.
I'm happy to die alone.
>>36602084
>Bartender would be better off with Chad anyway.
Don't ever think that thought again
>>36602084
Become a Chad then, fellow skelly bro.
>>36602102
Being chad is more than being /fit/
>>36602102
jesus christ, how are you alive
if you fall down, are you even able to push yourself up with your arms?
>>36599784
Feel like shit, you?
>>36602112
I can barely do a push-up. My max was 5 and they were all half assed and I was shaking while doing it and I fell on my face.
>>36602110
Work on your confidence and social skills
>>36602129
I need to leave the house more often.
>>36602123
Do girl push-ups. Knees on the ground.
this is probably b8, but you should probably do something about your physique
>>36600813
Isn't it a branch of christianism?
As long as I know they preach ascetism and poverty, I don't think it's a very good idea
>>36602123
dear lucifer, I've been able to do at least fucking 30 pushups my entire life, what the hell is wrong with you?
>>36602102
>>36602123
How old are you? What happens to you in Physical Education classes?
>>36602074
sounds like the start of an epic comback tale desu breh, now is the time to turn up the heat!!!
>>36601702
Go see a psychiatrist, you sound depressed.
>>36601907
Holy shit go to bars, join some group where you get social interaction, take a class that interests you at a local cc(and meet girls).
>>36599784
I am in college and I am a loner. I wish I had people to talk to. I rarely talk.
>>36602148
>>36602142
I can do at least 60 sit ups though, so that's ok I guess.
I'm a 26 year old virgin.
>>36601702
are you me? lol
i even get anxiety when im alone with a friend because im unable to talk to him
>>36600805
Cthulhuism
>>36600948
Make a move before Kim goes nuts and finally launches artillery at Seoul
>>36602351
You mean bust a nut before Kim goes nuts.
>>36602351
>If Kim launches his missiles will you help me launch mine.
lonely as fuck since all my friends move out for uni and i decided to save money and transfer in two years. started to lift and fell in love with it, marvel at how the human body can be sculpted. 3 months in, i've failed 215 3x5 squats twice and feel like a failure, it's eating me on the inside.
dunno what to do, deload, eat more, sleep more; doesn't seem to help
>>36601758
It''s easy to be honest. It may have helped that our relative nationalities are friendly rivals but literally just pick on the first thing about her that is out of the ordinary.Don't be mean about just be funny yknow?
>I mean I may be bad but at least I don't listen to _______ type of music.
>Shouldn't you have crumpets in your purse yknow since you're from England and all
Stuff like that.
>>36599784
okay, excited for all my home gym stuff to come in tomorrow, built pic related today
>work at a gym
>guest pass a avg kor qt
>she faints on a weekend while im working
>slow day so end up talking to her for an hour
>give her a rich piano cookie and some water
>shes really cool down to earth
>stalkerishly knew the school i go to
>saw her today
>said her guest pass was up
>her sister is giving her a free membership
>sperg out and get sad saying who will i chat with on weekends!
>she looks at me and says its a membership for my gym
>oh..haha my bad heh ill see ya later
>run away like sonic
how fucked am I lads?
>>36602351
>Does the thought of people starving 50 miles across the border harden you like it hardens me
I was the Seoul poster and I just talked to the girl and she said her friends wanted to take her out for dinner or potentially bars or something. Dream is dead lads.
>>36602815
just say can we fuck instead
you literally have nothing to lose
>>36600845
It's the beginning of the end bro. Once she STOPS calling you that.. dont even bother talking to her again its over.
>>36599902
How to get rid of that dood?
Well I think my ex might be in this theater at BvS with current bf, heartbeat is through the roof, violent thoughts are happening, I can control it but it may also be the paranoia from the Tren. Life's good
>Start cutting
>Realise you ate half of your cals before mid day
>only ate beef, spinach and banana
>thought it was small meal
>not gonna make it
>>36602836
>mfw I delete at "nothing"
this is very good advice
>>36600778
Similar situation:
>Meet Qt 7/10 at Halloween party
>3 dates in I get dat goyim ass all over my Zayin
>xmas coming up... go to her house once.
>meet her typical wasp family of disney and cleanliness values.. father can tell Im a Jew
>clock is ticking on this shit now...
>bibles everywhere... My time is done
>xmas - lie and tell her I'm going out of town
>8 crazy nights with the senpai... no gf
> dat goyim ass of her's getting blasted by my jewish invading army as often as possible
>break up with her on new years eve
>She was super clingy..
and I just knew it would be a huge issue soon as she realizes I am a Jew.
>>36602950
top kek dumb shiksa slut
high five defiling these stupid christian whores greatest ally
>>36602857
just grow taller and your calorie budget will go up.
>>36602825
>hey do you want to ditch your friends who you've known for a long time and come fuck me, a guy at the hostel you met four days ago
I'd rather try getting her number and seeing if I can visit her in Canada or something.
>tfw a girl just sent me pic related
What the fuck do I reply? She fucking called me a manlet
>>36603044
>my chin isn't the only big part of my body
>>36600948
I gotta see about a girl
>>36603044
height?
My oneitis said maybe if the circumstances were different we could've tried a relationship.
As she goes to sleep tonight in the same bed as her boyfriend I'm just sitting in a post lift pain and contemplating suicide.
So the usual.
>>36599794
im one week into it, im just finishing the 24/7 horny phase, any anon knows what to expect for the incoming weeks and months, im doing 3 months liberate myself from porn and degeneracy.
>>36602774
Classy house anon, but lacks soul imo. Also it wasn't autism, you let her know you enjoy your time with her. Nothing wrong with that.
>>36603192
5'5
>>36603205
Branch out, your attention is better spent elsewhere
>>36603205
Fuck her. Move on. You either man up and forget about her or you wallow in your self-pity for the forseeable future. Choose one.
>get told by coworker girl is asking about me
>she always laughs way too hard at my jokes
>sometimes cold to me for seemingly no reason at all
>ask her out
>she says yes
>cancels on me day of
>still acts flirty
>don't know whether to ask her out again or take the hint and move on
I want to die man, fitness is all I have left at this point
>>36603205
Jesus christ mang, all girls are the exact fucking same. Just go find a new one.
>>36601702
What if when that guy asked if you were working late, you didn't know you were autistic?
What if you were under the assumption you could carry a convo?
A girl told me I look good and can see I've been working out.
Then she smiled and said April fools and asked when I was gonna start going to the gym like I said.
B-Been lifting for almost a year now...
>>Graduating in May
>>Couldn't go to uni this week because of family problems
>>The only thing I did was browse /fit/, /b/ and go to the gym
>>started new routine
>>Started NoFap again
>>Anxiety is starting to improve
>>36599968
Like a boss
>>36599862
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>>36600677
Desperate times need desperate measures.
>stopped lifting the around the same time i got my gf
>she's now going to the gym with a male friend
>he's jacked
>im getting skinny as fuck
>no motivation to lift
hopefully she stays loyal.
>mensa level IQ
>severe, crippling anxiety
>severe, crippling depression
>severe, crippling paranoia
>develop incredible social skills despite my mental illness
>develop incredible social networks as a result of my social skills
>attending local college for rigorous but lucrative career that involves awful classes
>take semester off to fix depression/focus on body/focus on health in general
>only time I leave my house is to party with other chads, go to the gym, or buy groceries
>no interest in anything
>stopped fapping
>went on tinder, only fat chicks/srat girls
>currently interested in hedonism, getting laid and doing lots of drugs as escapism
>currently interested in making a large amount of money so I can live comfortably and give my family members an easy life
>currently interested in suicide.
>>36603347
Youre cucked already son.
>>36599794
Its works bros,i've been doing it or only a week and i'm already feeling a fuckton of benefits,such as not being a tired piece of shit all day,or a pussy faggot
I feel much more confident,with more energy and focus
Fuck the fags that say its a meme
>>36603454
this
>applying for grad jobs
pls kill me
>>36600437
eat shit sexhaver
I have a date tonight with a woman who has daddy issues
Her father literally told her to take a shower in the middle of the night and then he'd watch her
She doesn't talk to her parents anymore
She's 41, I'm 25
I want to fuck her
She said she's open to anything as long as there's chemistry
Is it wrong to do anything with someone who has daddy issues?
>>36600437
if you realyl just wanna keep fucking them and dont give a fuck about them,
scottish shower. give'em lovies when you wanna smassh, invite them over, fuck them, then act somewhat cold until you wanna fuck them again. treat them as friends. just never address the issue head-on. let them hang, dont give them the ultimatum
>>36599794
ok fine me too :D
>>36603576
just remember that shes always wanted a strong father figure in her life to guide and protect her - use that to your andvantage
Also why the fuck do you care if its wrong? On your deathbed, the only thing youll care about is hiw many sloots you banged and not uf you did so rightfully so stop being a moralist pussy and bang that hoe with daddy issues real fucking good
>>36603576
God that pic is sexy
>Is it wrong to do anything with someone who has daddy issues?
No. They still want some fuk too ya know. Yeah, it seems fucked up from an outside perspective, but just think that this is a fetish that genuinely turns her on. You'd be doing her a favor if you kind of played into it a bit. But then again you don't have to. I'm assuming she told you for a reason
>>36603353
Bruh, you are me.
>>36599881
I'm just doing it to let it heal
>2011 meme coming through
>>36603576
You posted this story in the previous thread didn't you?
I say go for it, she probably got over her daddy issues already anyway
>>36603836
Yes anon im that guy
Were meeting in a different city because she lives far away from me
Do we decided to meet up in a city halfwaythtoigh
So even if we do hit it off I doubt were gonna have sex (inless its in her car. she did tell me though she doesnt put out on the first date but who knows)
When we talked on whatsapp initially and talked about meeting up for the first time she asked if she could come over at my place with her sports stuff and maybe stay over because shes going to train in my city the next day. she also said that if we didnt have any chemistry she could just leave no biggie
Normally i wpuld have said yes but i couldn't because i dont live alone
>cant ever get close to 3plaet deadlift
>keep regressing to 2pl8
time to sudoku lads
>>36603353
Money is a temporary solution. Suicide lasts forever.
Just do it.
>>36599784
Forever beginner here: Just tried out reg parks 5x5, not even that easy, front squats are weird and hurt my wrists.
also
>feel emotionally distanced from gf
>thinkgen about breakin up
>stay at home because no friends
>just studying while waiting for another gym sesh
>gonna play some old vidya soon
I guess I could have it worse, I guess. But this distancing is annoying me. What's annoying me is my weak FUCKING WRISTS
any wristlets here?
>>36603276
i don't even know what i would even say. that guy was working late too
>>36604200
why did it give me a name. is this an april 1st ruse?
>>36604062
there should be no strain on your wrists in frontsquat unless you point your elbows downward when they should be slightly pointing up or atleast straight forward
I'm slowly loseing motivation to lift anons.
My motivation before was to get fit, but to also beat the new years faggots. But now that i'm this far in i'm bored of this and it have became something that i just do because i need to.
I'm tired of doing squats every time i go to the gym and i'm tired of not progressing with the dead-lift.
Please give me strength anons!
>>36604253
Squats nor deadlifts aren't needed for building a great physique Anon. They really good exercises though, but they can always be subsided. You can also try changing a routine.
Fit, I've had a thing going with this girl for about 6-7 weeks now. We spend every weekend together hooking up and hanging out. I try and advance it past hooking up, but she won't budge. Her friends say she's crazy into me but won't let me smash. Do I be assertive and tell her we need to bang (or I leave and hang out with other girls), do I ride it out and wait, or do I just fuck other girls without her knowing?
>>36602313
well yeah cause you weigh fucking nothing
>>36603033
just ask if she's down for a quickie. you said it yourself, you only knew her for 4 days. don't invest into visiting some bitch you just met
>start uni this year
>people already have their friend groups
>whatever, i'll just study like a good boy
>weeks pass, try to talk to 5-10 people and after a few minutes they just go back to thrir friends and never talk to me again
>now they just show up periodically to say shit like "wow anon why are you so quiet, do you hate us ? xDd"
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
>>36602845
Surgery, but that shit will surface again sometime later. It will never go away.
>Dad tries to hang himself like a Month ago, if bro was even one Minute late He would be gone, he's good now tho
>Start having a fuckbuddy, meeting up watching movies and fuck
>stopped eating and drinking water, started to smoke again since spending time With her
>Lifts fell into suicide-awakening grounds, if i didnt skip my Workout actually
Stopped seeing my fuckbuddy, supporting my 'pa and hitting the gym regulary again. I'm gonna make it
>>36600845
Daddy
>>36600900
Checked.
Also, if you're gonna be a huge beta plz an hero.
>>36602102
spoopy
>>36601150
Not today though, who needs April Fools when my whole life is a joke.
I hate this shit so much.
I want a name too
>>36606633
what the absolute fuck is going on?
>>36604755
If you're not exclusive why would you tell her. She's not your wife like damn. Grow a pair anon
>>36603576
The fuck is wrong with that bitch's shoulders?
0/10 would not date.
>>36606639
Look at the date anon.
not good, didnt get into school, so now my depressing af gap year is my depressing af life, considering suicide again, thought I had found a meaningful direction, lifting in the morning before the news was decent. 115 bench felt light, 135 squats felt heavier than I thought they would. Totally lost my appetite but need to eat fuck.
>>36606639
Take a guess retard
im not
i dont know what change i need to do, how do i just change myself.
Every night i go to sleep i keep telling myself that tomorrow is going to be the day you do it
but do what?
ive quit video games because it was my escape from reality, but how do i move on
its hard for me to face other people and tell them that i have done literally nothing the last 2 years
the shame and the embarrassment i face every day is pulling me down
who would ever want someone like me
It's only been a week /fit/
I forgot my exercise yesterday because I forgot to write down an appointment and had to get ready go to it (and then forgot to do it later) and then later I had ramen (which I almost never have) and fucking brownies (which I don't have much) and my weight was a bit high. I checked again today and it's the lowest it's been in ages. In social things it's been ups and downs. So I'm holding up pretty well.
>tfw eat big to get small
>>36603233
lol, at least it was justified.
You can still try to fuck her, she was "caring" about your feelings and made a little compliment, but dont take a virgin's word for it
>>36599794
You gotta break out of that binging thing. Don't just keep a counter keep am average amount of fap a month. A lot of people never make progress cause they binge everytime they relapse
>gym buddy canceled and I ended up rolling for meme names in roll threads all day
>>36609111
At least you copped them trips.
Going to the gym early today when the under 21s are allowed in there, fucking hogging the benches and taking a ton of selfies.
Fuck, I hate that.
>>36603221
JUST DO NOPORN, fucking hell, many people have already talked about getting ED from nofap. use it or lose man. After the initial and small spike in test, you will decrease exponentially
>>36599968
Don't worry buddy, try again tomorrow and maybe you'll have better success pulling the trigger
>>36601682
You better tell him first senpai, don't let her make up the story, tell what happened.
>>36600845
cuck
>talk with new boss yesterday
>has meeting at 1130, wants to meet up to do a task afterward, expecting to be able to sleep in
>tells me may want to try to do task before meeting
>I tell him no prob, but call me because I might not be awake or around my phone depending on when he calls
>says ok
>today, wake up at 815, glance at phone: no call/text. back to sleep
>wake up 915, glance at phone: no call/text. back to sleep
>forgot to set clock again
>wake up at noon lol
>glance at phone: no call/text.
>leave phone on charger, expect call around 1230/1 ish
>1 rolls by, no call. 130 & 2 roll by, no call
>start wondering wtf. recheck phone
>realize I have so many stupid notifications that a text message icon had been pushed off screen
>boss had text me at 8:43am asking how quick I could be there
I text him back two messages as soon as I saw this, he hasnt responded. I'm assuming since he didnt text more than once or call me at all that it wasn't actually important but I dunno... feel fuckin real uncomfortable right now.
on the otherhand, I went to the gym instead and pulled 380 for a set of 5 on DL, and 165x3 5sets on OHP, both PRs so thats cool.
all in all, mixed feels today. hopefully new boss isnt too peeved...
>>36600845
its means you're a lucky son of bitch...I just a qt latina gf who was brought up old school but still has fun. tfw you'll never eat tacos with her at the family cookout, listen to oldies, watch baseball and have some cold brews as the sun starts to go down on a Sunday. why live
>>36603242
Bro, I know that feeling. Don't ask her out. Tell her you want her and if she won't take the charge, forget her.
>All these god damn gains don't impress her out of her pride, she ain't the shit
>>36605555
Dude that's fucked. What happened with your dad if you don't mind me asking?
>>36601457
Right I went out with a chick and it was all cool until she told me she had a bf after we made out and shit. Like fuck dude I've been cheated on before and it fucking sucks.
> mfw she texts me saying she broke up with him for me
> I don't reply
