What's the most no homo thing that has happened to you at the gym?
>>36399906
Probably spotting a guy squatting. He was doing weight way more than he could handle so I really had to dig in and lift him up. Then he decided to go for an another rep, at least I got my weighted meat grinds in that day.
Today an afghan manlet came to me nervously in the locker room. He then pointed on my lats and said
>"this..beautiful.."
then pointed on my chest
>"very very beautiful"
i think he wanted me to rape him in the shower
>>36399906
It was from me.
>be me
>lonely novice lifter still only weeks in
>friends don't lift
>doing curls while scoping out the gym for a potential buddy
>"Oh wow he's fit"
>"Oh wow his squat form is perfect"
>Realize I've been scoping out men for the past 30 minutes
>worry I'm a giant faggot
>Still want a strong man to critique my deadlift form
>at the gym
>getting off the treadmill
>some big bodybuilder guy approaches
>I am skinny, ottermode at best
>'I bet you have great cardio....'
>I smile and say yes
>he says 'you know my lungs aren't very good, I can barely run to the store without breathing heavily'
>I flirt with him for some reason
>say that trees produce O2 and I am lanky like a tree
>point to my cock and say I would prefer to give him some Cumbon Mycockside
>he takes me to the showers and we fuck
>that was my virginity
>I'm not gay
>>36400078
post pic of chest and lats?
>>36400120
>>36400219
why does everyone keep posting this stupid green lizard? Is it from a cartoon?
something like this
my gym bro accidentally put his wiener in my butt when spotting me.
my gym bro accidentally put his balls in my mouth when spotting me.
>>36399906
I don't understand why people ever need a spotter when squatting. Just use a power-rack or even just a normal squat-rack with safeties.
I don't think I've ever been in a gym where they haven't had a squat rack with some sort of safety, and I've been in some damn shitty gyms.
I did once have a friend try to "spot" me on a squat - seeing I was struggling, pushed the bar up, on one fucking side. I nearly punched him.
>>36400518
It's a character/mascot created by moot named "le smug green frog", but newfags call him pepe
>>36400518
It's some faggot thing from /b/.
The sort of thing people incorrectly refer to as a "meme".
my gym bro accidentally made love to me while spotting me.
>>36400219
Please tell me this isn't pasta
>>36400219
My keks are eternal.
>>36400567
It's more emotional support than physical support
>>36400078
>turning down sweet refugee boypucci
fucking faggot
>>36400518
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36399906
There's this sexy chick that works out at my gym. Literally her and me are the only two actually fit girls who lift weights; the rest of the girls at the gym are either cardio bunnies or fat chicks who call themselves powerlifters while they squat 95 for reps.
Yesterday, I walked into the locker room and sexy chick was changing her shirt. Literally stared at her body, could not help myself, she looks like a sculpture. Goal body t b h. She caught me even though I looked away when she pulled her shirt down and smiled at me and winked.
My pussy twinged. I swear I'm not gay.
>>36400078
>rapefugees welcome here
>>36400534
Where is this from?
>>36402321
girls
>>36402017
ThiS.
Only /fit/ girl at my gym
i used to wear one of those rainbow pride bracelets to the gym
>>36400078
I served in Afghanistan, Pashtuns are tall as fuck, the average male height is one of the tallest in the world
>>36402382
Holy fuck, this is not shooped. This is a real HuffPo article.
>>36402382
A lot of men dislike the concept of being gay or bisexual and prefer to be referred to as "men who have sex with men", scientific and medical research tends to use the term men who have sex with men(msm) instead of gay or bisexual
Let me tell you about an experience I had late last year.
There's this older guy at the gym, not really old I think he's about 35, but he's fucking built as fuck. I'd been 'mirin for months, he looks like he's been lifting for ten years or more, really good genetics and an attractive face. I'd only ever nodded or spoken to him really briefly, but I had this feeling he was curious. So, I started timing my shower visits to coincide with his, just to get a look at him in full. Holy fuck is all I can say. Beautiful dick, big round balls, tight ass. The few times I saw him in there there were other dudes around but then there was this one time...
I walk into the showers and there he is, soaped up all alone scrubbing himself, water trickling over his tight body in a haze of steam. I quickly make eye contact and throw my towel over the railing. So we're in there, alone and in silence other than the occasional splash of water and the hissing of the shower heads. I'm trying not to look, but I can't not. I flick my head over trying to make it not obvious but... there he is, washing his junk looking directly at me, specifically my ass. I can't describe the look, curiosity? Either way, there was an ever-so-slight smile, and those eyes just staring...
I turn away, partly because of embarrassment but mostly to hide my ever-growing boner. It's beginning to feel surreal, like a porn movie or a dream. So I keep washing, knowing that he's probably still looking and touching himself. I feel vulnerable but at the same time I'm trying my hardest to just ignore this situation. The seconds are dragging on, the droplets of water seem to hang in mid air, I can't stand this anymore. So I turn back around, just a glance. But now he's closer, still looking, still washing his thick cock that is definitely bigger...
>>36402543
>scientific and medical research
lol, I'm sure.
>>36402543
It's the same thing.
a gay man is a man who has sex with men.
How in the closet do you have to be?
>>36402589
Just because you fuck a dude doesn't mean your not straight.
>>36402570
I'm being serious actually, in studies like rates of STD infection in men they always use the term MSM, never gay or bisexual, partially because if they asked if a man was gay or bisexual on a questionnaire some men would say no despite having sex with men, it's also not a new SJW term either, MSM has been used in medical research since at least the 1970s, possibly longer
>>36400567
Having a proper spot circumvents the need for safety rails and makes injury less likely (the instant you fail, they'll pull you up vs. carrying the weight down to the rails)
>>36402568
continue
>>36402631
That is absolutely inane. There is literally nothing else to call that but closet faggotry. If you're a dude, and you bang a dude, you're at least bisexual.
>>36402589
DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW!!!!
>>36402679
It goes the other way too, lots of men who primarily have sex with men but still sometimes have sex with women or are attracted to women and yet they refer to themselves as "gay" rather than bisexual, partially due to the stigma towards bisexuality in the gay community
>>36399906
Nothing that home I have ever seen.
But here's one, when you are naked in the locker room and some other bro wants to have a convo, or he is naked as well. Not really trying to convo naked.
>>36402641
I look at him, at his dick. It's obvious. We still haven't spoken a word but our intentions are as clear as the water pooled on the shower floor. He moves closer at a steady pace as my heart starts beating faster. He's so close I can smell him, smell his musk and soap. He reaches out, puts one hand on my cock and the other behind my neck and drags me onto him. His strength is overwhelming but I don't resist as his tongue pushes past my lips...
I close my eyes and reach down to grip his smooth ass as he tugs at my now fully erect dick. Oh God, I want this so bad, but... he pulls away. I stare at him, confused and eager and that's when it happens.
He gives me "the look".
A look that said "you're mine, I can do whatever the fuck I want to you and you'll beg me not to stop". It's a look that I'll never forget. He grabs his towel and wraps it around himself, smiling like he's been told the punchline of some universal joke. I stand there feeling used, feeling unfulfilled. I want him so bad. He makes his way toward me again, then leans in close, his lips at my ear. Then he says it. "No homo, bro". Then just like that he walks out, leaving me naked and wet in an empty shower room that feels so cold and sterile...
>>36402816
>>36402823
Good god I want to be broken upon her wheel of plates
>>36402816
I got a semi, am I homo?
>>36402389
Bullshit
>>36400518
>>36403087
I'm not even gay and this made me fully erect
>>36402816
Your story would've gotten more attention if you greentextd it
>>36404322
Dump
>>36400985
>my sides, you can have them
>>36404322
rare peepee frogs
>>36402017
> I swear I'm not gay.
Sounds like you definitely should be.
>>36404322
manta post your asssssss
>>36404322
>he's also a frogposter
Oh you're just absolutely dedicated to being the Dean Martin to trappy's Frank Sinatra aren't you?
>>36399906
got assraped by a gang of black guys in the shower. they specifically said it was a power thing and not because they enjoy it sexually. i believe them but i'm still not going back. this shit would not have happened if i had just gone to crossfit, but i listened to you fucks.
>>36402389
Absolute bullshit.
>>36402631
>in studies
Post em faggot
>>36399906
>>36402389
LOL
>5'5 average
>tall
>>36402017
Thanks for sorting out material for my wank later
>>36400538
>Accidentally
>>36399906
Can't greenbelt on phone. But basically I went tot he gym, worked out, hit the sauna. There's like 4 dudes there and I'm tired of suffocating my balls so I decid to just take off my. Shorts and let them hang out.
The big black guy across from me looks over. I'm pretty sure he wants to kick my ass. Pretty sure this is where I die. I'm five foot six and 120 pounds. He's well over six feet and two hundred.
I try to play it off all cool, but then he looks me in the eyes and links his lips. That's when I realized he wanted to fuck. Despite this I still go buck.
Another time some French guy was eye fucking me in the lockerroom. Asked for my number on my way out. We ended up jerking off together.
>>36402823
is she chewing gum?
>>36400078
You'd be surprised as to how much gay sex there is in Afghanistan
Some super swole manlet asked if I wanted him to wash my back in the shower, he looked very sad when I said no thanks. Felt kind of bad bud I wasn't feeling like getting fucked in the ass by some guy so whatever.
>>36402589
it is the same thing, its kind of their own comfort for their own ego type of thing.
men dont like the idea of being called gay because of the negative image that comes with it. namely lady gaga and the like. its amazing how many guys will refer to themselves as straight but never once have sex with a woman. whats worse it tends to transition from protecting their fragile ego to giving them an inflated one. they tend to think they are superior to gay men cuz they are 'straight'.
its pretty fucking dumb tbqh fampai
>>36405885
Google "aids" by demographic, asshat. You'll never see "gay male" just MSM.
>>36405885
go get an hiv test and you'll see that its listed as 'men who have sex with men'. for further research they also put a box that lets you describe how you identify (Straight, gay, etc.) but for the purpose of actual 'how likely are you to get aids by fucking men' they use 'men who have sex with men' to weed out the tumblr type people who dont IDENTIFY as gay because of its social meanings.
>>36402568
>>36402816
I feel like this needs to be /fit/'s headline story, lel.
>>36404322
>1258 items
Holy fuck, do you ever go out?
>>36402017
L O N D O N?
a qt twink asked me to rape him in the showers to fulfill his fantasy
i was like haha no homo
he was like srs pls
>>36408714
...what do you think of me then?
I also have an entire folder with a picture of a person of each ethnic group of each country. I'm on Croatia now.
>>36402389
thank you for your cervix
>>36408799
>2409 items
>>36402382
the only way you can be a dude having sex with another dude and not be bi or gay is if you're gay for pay. if you're doing it for your own enjoyment, then yeah, you're gay.
>>36408433
With all the american soldiers there, I'm not surprised at all.
>>36409092
were all aware. but some faggots have either fragile or inflated egos.
look at /b/ /fit/ or /adv/ and daily you will see several threads asking if 'XX is gay' and freaking out because they did it or wanted to do it. they dont even care that they did or wanted to do it. they are worried it makes them gay and what that brings along with it.
>>36399906
Actually there are a lot of homoerotics constantly happening at my gym.
This one time, I came out of the shower and walked to my locker. This dude standing next to me pretended to be texting, when I noticed he pointed his phone at me and I heard the shutter noise. I reported him at the reception and he got kicked out...
As a heterosexual I believe to have a above-average gaydar. There is a gay squad of 35+ year old men and their gestures and facial expressions are just homo. I usually death stare at them and gym bully them whenever I can in hope of scaring them away. But it sadly hasnt worked yet. There also is a relatively young gay who once tried to bench a weight he couldnt handle. When he got stuck under the bar he pitifully yelled for help, knowing that I was the only other person nearby. So i helped him and proceeded with my workout. 5 minutes later he does the exact same thing again...
>>36409839
>as a heterosexual, i just had to save this qt photo of men and their beautiful butts being totally hetero at the gym
seriously though this pic got me hard. i need to up my work out.
>>36404322
Is this autism?
>>36404322
I don't even save pepe's anymore because now normies know about him now
>>36410393
>now normies know about him now
>now
>now
>now
>>36399906
My back cramped in the shower and had to ask someone to wash my back.
His hands were so soft
>>36408970
>thank you for your cervix
Sides are out of orbit.
>>36409170
this kek
