now that i started test i can make the OP for once.
>hot ass (girls and guys)
>anime
>shitposting
>erectile dysfunction
>getting huge general
to start us off, is masturbating on gear any different than off? tonight i will find out and report back
How much calories are "lost" when you cook food in the oven(roasting with on extras).
For example
>10% fat pork mince
>160 calories 19g protein per 100g RAW
>pork leg joint
> 210 calories 19g protein 100g RAW
When I roast this shit in the oven there is a significant amount of oil/fat flowing and I make sure to just get the meat separate and dispose of the fat.
How much % calories from fat were lost this way? I can easily scoop out like 4 or 5 table spoons of oil from a 1 kilogram joint. Even just roasting some chicken leg quarters give a decent amount of drippings I avoid, so there's defo less calories than advertised.
>tfw no scientist friend
>>37958727
First for DEUS VULT
>>37958742
not enough to matter as long as you are consistently hitting macros/cals on other days and eat healthily in general
>>37958727
Using this pic for op
Not using THIS pic
Can someone add new stuff to bring it up to speed with current stuff?
>tfw exgf says she's still lesbian
>I want to be home fucking child sized pocket pussy
Etc
We need to come up with relevant stuff
4th for g4p
>>37958766
he kinda looks like an angry harry potter
>>37958766
why does he always look so angry?
>>37958777
lucky trips
>>37958762
sorry bro make the next one
>>37958766
for the last 18 months I picture bimbo being a ginger because of freckles and being fucking red all the time
my worlds rocked
>>37958793
thats bimbs?
>>37958824
yes, hes cute right?
>>37958844
why does he have a little dirty sanchez mustache
>>37958852
he said it was a shadow
I don't really see why people give him so much shit for doing g4p.
>>37958824
not that's scott ambrose bro
What is happenings in thread shitlords?
>>37958861
we give him shit for being cucked by a chink
>>37958861
>I don't really see why people give him so much shit for doing g4p.
lol really
he says he's straight and gets his ass fucked for money. on camera.
bimbo is a qt, stop making fun of him
>>37958777
>angry Harry Potter
Holly fuck my sides
>>37958792
I'll probably be in bed by the Tim next thread comes up
I'm sure some day I'll remember to update the pic
>>37958824
>>37958844
>doubt
This guy doesn't look big enough to be bimbo
>>37959196
bimbo literally already it was him lol, he just doesn't have a pump or good lighting, also the tattoos match
>>37959226
Well there we go.
Having a pump and downwards lighting makes a big difference I guess.
I was expecting his face to be more Chad
>>37959302
what are you trying to say about his physique and face?
>>37959313
hes saying bimbo is ugly and dyel. what a fucking douchebag
>>37959302
Hes CLEARLY a Brad.
>>37959302
if bimbo looks slightly less flattering when he doesn't pick the angles and lighting I can only imagine how fucking shit you must look
>>37959302
Post your mug.
>>37959313
>>37959316
>>37959327
Cmon guys I'm not saying he looks bad at all.
I'm saying when he isn't blasted with frontward white light and has photos taken at decent angles he looks heaps bigger.
It's because they're using white light, it washes out his definition and makes him look smaller in these pics.
Also yes I expected his jawline to be more square.
Kind of like our resident midget who got locked up for punching cops.
>>37959302
>the most dyel person on fraud
>literally 5 6"
>terrible acne
>hilarious numbers for someone on gear
>talking shit about someones face and body
Holy shit this is the most ironic thing I've ever read
>>37959349
I actually look better in other people's pictures.
Because I'm usually not standing under white light and taking shitty pics.
>>37959353
I'd rather not. I already know that it'd be easy to track me down, since I don't try to hide.
>>37959394
Daaaaaamn you're mad as fuck
Tell me where I talked shit about him
>>37958727
/fraud/ make my decision for me.
ive got babbys first test cycle sitting in a box in my closet and i've had it just kinda sitting there for maybe a year (kept in the dark not in any place warm)
should i just go ahead and hop on already? i think my bf% is way too high right now and i dont just wanna chub up.
>how much would my recovery improve once i start pinning?
>>37959410
>I actually look better in other people's pictures.
post one with face scribbled out
lets see how aesthetic you really are
>>37959428
YOLO
>>37959436
I literally don't do this because reverse image search is a thing
Otherwise those would be the only pics I post, since I'm well aware I suck at taking pics of myself
>>37959428
if you have more than just vials of test (you have pct and ai on hand), go for it
yolo
>>37959456
facebook doesn't show up in reverse image searches
>>37959456
doing random scribble on a photograph and inverting it sideways is a guaranteed way to prevent reserve image search
been doing it for years
but its cool dog
>>37959456
>all of these excuses
Just stop lifting, and just stop posting
>>37959470
It does because I've tested it specifically to avoid posting anything that leads back to me easily
>>37959479
If this is the case I'll post something when I get home tonight.
>>37959482
1 reasonable excuse
>all these excuses
Are you really this butthurt because you somehow interpreted my criticism of shitty photography as somehow saying bimbo is dyel?
Drink bleach kid
>>37959497
post pics of qtgf, face optional but preferably you stadning side by side holding hands ;')
i wanna know if shes taller than you kek
>>37959464
i do ive got nolva and armidex. would there be much of a difference doing 500/wk as opposed to 250 E3D?
>>37959540
250 e3d is better for stable bloods. you want that, especially if as you say your bf% isn't low
>1 scoop whey
>1 scoop casein
>1 scoop creatine
Sup guys.
>>37959553
feels pretty good to leave humanity behind huh anon
>>37959556
you stupid?
>>37959566
Yeah, I misread the post
>>37958766
Is that bimbo? Lower face similar af
>>37959532
Sh-She's not. I swear.
I'm easily.... An inch taller...
>tfw just wear lifts around the house
>she'll never know
>>37959540
E3D is best
Once a week isn't frequent enough
>>37959561
God he's scary
>>37959574
yes
MG trying to pick fights again?
>>37959777
checked jerrbears
yeah he is the hobbit looking fuck
>>37959851
Give him a break! He can poke fun, I am a very silly person.
>>37959904
why are you acting so weird
>>37959931
I haven't slept in like 25 hours because I rolled last night.
>>37959777
I'm doing nothing
I'm talking shit about bad lighting and that I expected your jaw to be more square, which has somehow been immediately interpreted as
>bimbo is DYEL as fuck and his face looks like crap!
Although I think everyone can agree the moustache needs to go
>>37959938
o-oh
>>37959591
alright thanks. last question, should i do nolva for 40/40/20/20 for the last 4 weeks or for weeks 13-16?
>>37959955
Nice JB's
>being critical means you want to fight
Some anons need to get a grip
>>37959955
No mustache. Looking at the photos it comes and goes depending on lighting, I've got a weird upper lip and its stubble creating a shadow.
>>37959960
I'm legit tired, still feel goofy and despite Fucking the lady like 4 times couldn't cum.
>>37960006
m8 you should grow out your hair and get a full beard, you'd look handsome as fuck
>>37960018
Oh I've done that a lot.
>>37959960
Stop steaing my creatine, Zyzzus. You don't need it. You dead.
>>37959464
This is what I did a couple weeks ago. Got the vials, AI, PCT, syringes, draw needles, pin needles, alcohol swabs. Thought I should get precycle bloodwork, so I did that, Got the results, then started on it.
(I was surprised by my precycle bloodwork; my test level said low and it was in the high 200s, with the normal range listed as high 300s to 1100 or something).
>future cock swallowing dads: the thread
Vasectomy gentlemen. Look into it
kek so much anonymous bimbo samefagging rage
I have a question about coming off of roids, when you were previously low test (even though i never will and would rather kill myself first)
Before I was on gear, I was a complete autist beta that didn't know how to act socially or pick up on/respond to subtle things in social situations. I was basically weird as fuck.
Gear completely solved this though, i don't even know how. But my question is, if I am ever forced to come off (once again if that happens i'll just kill myself instead, but i'm curious), will I go back to having autism, or have I permanently "seen the light"?
>>37960027
pics please
>>37959988
>cycling
Oh, I can't help you there anon
>>37959998
I'm literally my biggest critic, which seems to confuse some anons who think if they talk enough shit I will leave.
They also seem to think that because I have plenty to work on I can't point out anyone else's flaws.
Only thing is I wasn't even criticising him kek
>>37960006
That's weird as fuck
Further evidence whoever is taking pics fucking sucks at their job
>on tren horny as fuck
>visit prostitute
>ask what her anal prices are
>"i fuck you in the ass or you me?"
>" i fuck you in the ass or"
>"i fuck you in the ass?"
>tfw got cucked by prostitute
i told her i forgot my wallet and aspied out
fuck tren
>>37960059
I can't find any decent ones. I'll see if the girlie has any secret pictures she has snagged. I bet she does.
>>37960105
It's cool doggie
>>37958766
when are we changing /fraud/-general title into:
>/G4P/-GENERAL
>>37959553
>no pct on that stack
PIP pose in peace, another bodybuilder dead
>>37960052
>once again if that happens i'll just kill myself instead
Kek.
But yeah man, if you were previously low test and come off you probably will experience some autism/depression.
Just cruise mah nigga.
>using tren
>get asian qt3.14 gf
>hop off
>1 month later after pct gf leaves
I wish I could just stay on tren permanently.
:(
>>37960161
pls come back
>>37960105
I think anons talk shit because you've been spinning your wheels doing gear and not working out so they don't value your opinion and feel it would be better kept to yourself
>>37960161
Post her succulents again.
>>37960134
Go back and coat them sugar walls.
>>37960321
I didn't go anywhere.
>>37960396
I think I deleted that pic.
Weird play my girl says they shopped my nips??
>>37959302
Dude literally does gay porn, you actually expected him to be a Chad?
>trying not to throw up from bad chicken for a few hours
>realize I have to eat 2k more cals
fuck
>>37960052
all placebo or you grew up
so maybe
>>37960234
this is why you dont date real women
>>37960453
Eat a pizza. You are a CHAD aren't you?
>>37960161
Bearded bimbo probably looks Viking as fuck
>>37960386
Except I'm not spinning my wheels
I've been slowly consistently improving over time
>6months in the gym
>1/2/3/4
My lifts continue to go up and I look better than ever.
Just because I suck at taking decent pics kek
>>37960428
No I just had a different idea in my head of how his jaw would look
>>37960471
true, I am a CHAD
I've already EATEN PIZZA today though
I'm eating 1000cals of FLAX SEED right now
very easy on the stomach
>>37960496
>6months in the gym
>1/2/3/4
uh
youre going to get bullied for that one
>>37960453
yeah dude i grew up so much in less than 6 months after having the social/mental age of a 10 year old up to that point
>>37960516
I'm gonna order two pizzas.
>>37960516
>youre going to get bullied for that one
I literally know zero natty people who lift as much as I do after 6 months in the gym
A couple have higher lifts in some exercises but they've been at it for years now.
Anyone who claims they're deadlifting 220Kg natty in 6 months is full of it
>>37960577
well yeah not natty
but youre not natty
>>37960553
maybe one day I'll grow up too
>>37960574
i have 4 pizzas
well I guess 3 now
>>37960577
The thought of sliding up in that girl is literally giving me a hard on right now. How people do NoPorn/Fap on this site is beyond me, holy shit.
>>37960602
I'm not lifting to beat roiders like bimbo who have 2 years on me
I'm not trying to out do brick who's got more knowledge than I care to ever invest in
I'm lifting to be better than the average shmuck
Always have and always will
>>37960603
Because they're god damned liers
>>37960496
>and I look better than ever.
>>37960619
i lift for her desu
>>37960619
as long as youre happy with yourself
thats all that matters
>>37960619
You should try to compete with me
>>37960647
Hang on I have something for this
>>37960648
Didn't someone say that's a man?
>>37960688
you heard WRONG
>>37960710
>>37960647
>and I look better than ever.
Holly shit
It's almost like, before I started lifting, I was a skinny skelly manlet with a chubby tummy
>>37960677
Very
>>37960679
That sounds like the start of one of your pornos
>manlet tried to out lift big boi bimbo
>fails and bimbo exacts his revenge
>>37960710
Oh okay then, good for you
Was genuinly asking since Jerry is the only one saying it as far as I can tell
>>37960724
fuck you
>>37960728
Weird play duder
>>37960647
kek
>>37960733
>>37960736
MG is lame. You know this. Why are you surprised.
>>37960760
I disagree. He's just very autistic.
>>37960752
at least I'm not a weeb manlet jacked nerd
>>37960736
Probably just don't see myself out doing you kek
My main drive is constantly trying to beat myself and constantly improve.
Trying to out do someone else is a weird concept.
>>37960752
Kisama!
>>37960770
>very autistic
N-No shit
I can't help it. It was far worse in high school and before the roids
>>37960648
who is this semen demon
>>37960728
thats good
>>37960774
this is a good attitude
mirin, jelly
>>37960772
its the best of all possible combinations
I'm objectively better than any of those things separately
>>37960785
im sorry ill stop bullying your bf
im sure you two are very happy together
>>37960802
fuck off nigger she's mine
>>37960774
The only people we can out do and shame are each other. It's an excercise in bonding.
>>37960789
Unconvinced.
>>37960812
Doggo come visit in Philly because I'll proba be back in the pnw by September.
>tfw bought a trial to check out his full solo scene
No homo
>>37960802
/fit/'s very own mentally ill mtf transvestite that gives advice on lifting
>>37960812
>>37960848
lmao are you and jerry having gay sex meetups? Or "protein exchanges" lmao
Mfw bimbo takes Jerry's virginity
>>37960857
retard lmao, theres a site with the full version kek
>>37960891
Azusa holds that title
>>37960897
azusa isn't real,but the trannies that jerry fucked ARE real
>>37960812
I'm surprisingly at peace with the world thanks to this outlook
>>37960848
Why are you unconvinced? You think I'm bad now?
Bruh, I wore fedoras at one point
>>37958762
>tfw i made that picture and brought the thread starter picture to fraud
>>37960927
This is a really good picture. All things I consider while doing porn. Thank you for capturing my essence in a single meme.
>>37960908
how tall is this man?
>>37960927
I remember when we were all throwing ideas in for it kek
It had 2 iterations from memory, this being the best one because it had more fraud references
>>37960848
yeah I def will
but promise me that spoike wont bully me about my dakis lol
>>37960908
you fucking take that back
shes real to me ok
>>37960994
i promise nothing and honestly he will get very drunk and then endlessly badger you for hours attempting to convince you into a paradigm shift.
>>37959938
I love mushrooms. The last time I took them I watched Block Party and spent three hours masturbating to Erykah Badu.
>>37960940
no problemo friendo, it was a group effort.
>>37960970
my favorite part is the shoes he's wearing. when we were coming up with ideas swimmerbrah posted a CB and was wearing really ridiculous shoes
>>37961013
Do you tell your friends you do g4p?
What happens in aus if your package gets seized?
>tfw wanted to train while fasted today after eating only 700 calories yesterday
>felt like absolute shit and weak as hell
had to eat a single chicken leg and 300g of mixed vegetables, godamnit.
>>37961036
Yeah we laugh about it. No one gives a shit.
>>37961013
lol
by the time i leave he'll have his own dakis
>>37961038
You become a kangaroo.
>>37961031
>Erykah Badu.
The fuck?
>>37961031
I like you
>>37961064
lmao please do this actually if i send you money will you buy him one and surprise him with it?
>>37961056
Really? I feel like most of my friends would be cool but some would be really judgmental
Also exes and ex fuckbuddies coming after me
>>37961065
Who the fuck else is there to jerk off to in that movie? Jill Scott?
>>37960962
Please
>>37961080
Yeah man. Everyone is super cool. I told them my stage name and they were all like "wow thats really great".
Some people are concerned for my emotional well being and stuff but theyre just being good friends.
>>37961074
lmao sure
>>37961074
Let's get weird.
>>37961093
is that nia because nia is trash
>>37961091
How is your emotional state bimbo
With your gay porn and lesbian ex gf
>>37961108
I am living the dream.
>>37961100
yeah thats nia
I actually had to look her up
I hated that show lol
>>37961115
>living the dream
???
you dont even live with azusa though??
>>37961126
idk ask me when im not wiped from rolling two nights in a row.
>>37960496
When I hopped on gear I went from 1/2/3/4 to 1.5/3/4/5 in the course of 3-4 weeks.
Just because you were pathetic and now you're a little less pathetic doesn't mean you're not wasting your time. Put some intensity into your workouts or honestly give up cause lifting isn't for you
>>37961088
answer me
>>37961034
They're serious lifting shoes mate
>>37961038
You get a visit from the cops
There's a big operation on right now
Cops are even knocking on doors just from tip offs now
>>37961178
Sure bud, I believe you and your trolling has emotionally scared me
>>37961198
Not trying to scare you just trying to give you some perspective.
More is possible and you are complacent in your mediocrity.
It's pathetic that after a year of roiding you're at the recommended place for a natural to hop on.
Dictator, yes/no?
>>37961267
No. Mainly because I hate the circle jerk that is board sponsors.
>>37961144
Was that your way to cope with getting fucked in the ass? How much do you get paid anyways?
>>37961307
no it was my way of having fun with my girl
>>37961315
How much do you get paid for a video? And how often do you film?
How much is getting fucked in the ass worth to you?
>>37961225
Well that means that everyone I know who lifts are utter crap
Because as I said, they've had longer than me and I lift more than them
Also most of my gym is below my level, so that's a whole bunch of people again, who must be garbage
>>37961284
Do you guys use tor then? I have been trying to get back on but everyone i had is missing. Not asking for a source btw
>>37961331
Bout tree fidy
>>37961346
Thats what being on gear means lmao
>>37961331
The answer to all those questions is "depends".
>>37961346
" I don't care about others I only worry about self improvement so I don't compare myself to others"
"I'm the biggest guy at my gym so I must be doing something right"
Smallish fish smaller pond. Little do you know there's ocean's and whales
>>37961367
Yeah but this anon is trying to argue that I must be shit because I'm in his words, the minimum for a natty to start juicing.
So following his logic that would mean 99% of my gym and a large majority of my city would also be shit because I already lift a lot when compared to them.
Which then by extension would mean my disdain for people who do reatrded shit in the gym is well founded and the anons who get upset at me for pointing it out actually have no leg to stand on because the people I'm pointing out lift nothing anyway and since according to this guy he's allowed to say I'm shit because in his eyes I'm the minimum for natty, that means they are even worse.
It's just a big merry go round of spewing shit and negativity when all I'm trying to do is be upbeat and say how much happier I am now because I'm so much better than I was.
>>37961386
Purposely quoting out of context to fit your narrative
It's okay buddy, I get it, you're mad that I have achieved a level of self acceptance and appreciation you will likely never see in yourself.
>>37960970
you're not even an oldfag you ugly tiny piece of shit
>>37960872
>didnt mention the roid acne.
fucking disgusting. faggletGains is the shame of roid.
>>37961423
If only you could read between the lines.
If you're the biggest person in your gym the people around you are doing retarded shit.
You are complacent in your mediocrity and maybe switching to a more serious gym you might be motivated to push yourself more.
I like accomplishing my goals and then setting new ones. Doesn't mean I'm not happy with myself. Hell on earth for me would be trying to accomplish a goal and never stepping closer to it.
>>37961535
>If only you could read between the lines.
I know exactly what you're saying
But I'm disregarding it because it's garbage
>mediocre
According to YOU and YOUR standards.
I can't help you stare at body builders all day and as a result have a warped perception of reality.
But if I am better than the vast majority of my town (which I am) then I am definitely not mediocre
>>37960647
I'm natty and look better than him LOL
>>37961634
If you think you're better then the people in your town because you lift 1/2/3/4 you're pathetic and you have lower self esteem then you let on.
Especially considering the fact you're not even lean or defined. Some people walk into the gym and lift those numbers without ever touching a barbell before.
Once again you're complacent in your mediocrity and are delusional
>>37961700
>Some people walk into the gym and lift those numbers without ever touching a barbell before.
Came off end of last year.
Now ive got a growth under my left nipple thats a bit sensitive, its starting to get better and lately ive been feeling a bit more anxiety and stuff. Playing scenarios in my head thatll never happen and feeling helpless in them.
Could it possibly be from the hormones or just other stuff in my life?
Had a falling out with a few friends months ago and thinking maybe its just that. never blame my sweet juice
Guys, I'm totally fucking drunk rn... but I think this is it, I think it has been the whole time. This is the one, I fucking love this chick, as much as I'm familiar with the concept, this is the most I've ever felt for anyone and I can't imagine this isn't it for me.
She's back to paying me attention and interacting with me in a more substantial way than she has before, and this what, the third day she's seen me after she blew off my last approach... last time took as many weeks.
Fuck you MG, first of all. Anyways, I think she's coming around. She's stuck on some fantasy of getting back with her ex, but he's not local right now and is pretty much just a Facebook thing, I think that chat shit is going to hit a low point or they're going to have a disagreement and she's going to want some real attention soon, and I'm just going to bust inside that all day and that's just going to be it, this foolish chick is having my goddamn babies.
>>37961824
No.
>>37961836
I mean, I'm not going to argue, but you already know what's going down, again.
>>37961843
Good luck doggie
>>37961850
Shit, why do I need luck.
Fuck, why can't everything be crystal clear, I wanted the hard no this last time, I wanted her to pay me no mind ever again. Just fuck.
>>37961824
>Fuck you MG, first of all
The fuck man
You saying that just because you know I'll tell you it's a bad idea?
>>37961836
See, even bimbo says no and he's the king of going for the wrong girl
>>37961824
>She's stuck on some fantasy of getting back with her ex
>>37961874
Fight me.
>>37960577
Wrong never dl in my life in my 40s started lifting 30 days could dl 220kg.
Lifetime of hard work on the farm and construction work and being athletic.
How long is a piece of string...not everyone starts lifting at 130 pounds skinny fat
>>37961874
>>37961887
You know, there's two possibilities, and the one is probably magnitudes more likely, that I'm just setting myself up for more pain and anguish, but I obviously haven't learned the lesson yet.
I can't let this shit go until all possibility is in ruins. It's such a focal point that I don't feel alive without her attention, everything is just cast over in malaise without her presence, without my feeling that she's paying me some amount of attention, and I think that's probably true in some amount for her or she wouldn't be dragging shit out like this. It just doesn't make sense to me that she could feel any amount of that and not want to give it a chance one of these times.
>>37961891
You're not ready for these skills
Fighting manlets is hard for tall freaks like you because it's hard to stop us punching you in the shins.
>>37961914
Chill Lord Byron
>>37961808
This
>>37961920
My shins have been trained for this. They are a barren unfeeling wasteland of scarred tissue.
>>37961922
I can't help it, I upped my dose back to 50mg ED the past two days, I'm just too euphoric.
>>37961938
Upped your dose of what? Meth?
>>37961914
Sounds like you have an anxious-preoccupied attachment style brah.
Just hop on some tren bby it will make you whole again ;-)
>>37961951
Zoloft.
It's stricken me recently that 50mg ED of something that acts on serotonin is a ridiculous amount to take, but I just love what it's doing for me too much.
>>37961938
I'm nervous to do my next shot for some reason
So I have 5 weeks left in my 2nd cycle and it's all leading up to my powrrlifting meet...I realized I'd have enough test to bump it up from 500mg a week to 750 a week so my question is should I do it? Or would it be pointless
>>37961954
>anxious-preoccupied attachment
What the fuck, that's got my number so entirely.
Why'd you have to mention that, why did I have to google it. Oh shit.
P-sure this is just me being drunk rn, as far as what resolve I feel about it. If she wants to interact more again, I'll let her. I learned from the last time or two, I'm not going to put myself out there again without a stronger indication. I'll just keep enjoying the invigoration I feel around her meanwhile, it doesn't have to be any more than that. At worst, at least I'm feeling something right now, and I haven't felt like this before, what other feelings may come, let them.
>>37961891
You're not ready for these skills
Fighting manlets is hard for tall freaks like you because it's hard to stop us punching you in the shins.
Is injecting tren better than oral? Do you guys get better jawline with tren?
Got my pharma duta. Been using finasteride. Should I use them both or just cold turkey quit fun and start duta? Is 0.5mg duta generally enough?
>>37961808
>>37961926
I don't get this meme
Is it because recognizing this reality makes you feel inadequate? Or is it because you don't think it's possible?
>>37962078
You always have and always will be a sad sack of shit. You're life is like a trainwreck that is stuck on repeat and its been a pleasure watching it.
>>37962155
Welp, can't please everyone.
I think I'm a p-gud person, and these days it seems like I affect people positively for the most part.
>>37962178
Are you fl?
Dont get hung up on 1 bitch. Take this as a positive that you got 1 girl and you can get more. Move on. Fuck bitches get money playa
>>37962116
>Is injecting tren better than oral?
Yes. You talking about methyl tren as the oral right? If so, methyl tren is pretty dangerous.
>>37962141
>Is it because recognizing this reality makes you feel inadequate? Or is it because you don't think it's possible?
Gr8 b8 m8
>>37962178
No you're not. You're a miserable wreck and the only thing that keels you from killing yourself is alcohol and zoloft. Good luck continuing getting drunk and taking zoloft, you will need it.
>>37962212
>Take this as a positive that you got 1 girl
I haven't gotten her though, I'm just hung up regardless. It could easily be an inexperience thing, I'm open to finding someone else, I'm searching for it like whoa, but in the meantime I guess I'm just playing into these mind-games with this one hardcore. She's just got me.
>>37962178
You should really get off the pharmaceutical jew though.
>sterons are the exception
>>37962231
Did you fuck her fats?
>>37962222
Who hurt you, Anonymous?
>>37962237
N-no.
I've still only held hands, and not even with this one.
>>37962248
Oh christ fats you are still a virgin? Arent you like 29 by now?
>>37962257
Why do you keep asking the same questions?
What are you trying to pull?
>>37962231
Can't slay them all
But you were able to build an initial attraction which means you could do it with another women whom you mesh better with.
>>37962271
I can belieb it, it's the deficit between the capability I feel now and what the reality is that gets me, and just how long I've been alone and not felt even the beginning of depth of emotions others have. Maybe I want to believe this is it, that I've found something and some scenario just needs to play out and I'll have something real finally.
>>37962264
This is too much. Never change fatman.
>>37962300
Yeah, the harsh truth is it's just a fantasy you've build up in your head that everything will play out perfectly
There's a lot of fish in the sea and you managed to get a bite so you know your bait works just keep fishing
>>37962300
You are a mess fats. She told you she still has feeling for her ex. How do you think this is going to end well? What exaclty do you have to offer this poor girl who is unfortunate enough to know of your existence? How are you going to prepare her for l the nightmareish horrors contained in your compression clothing?
>>37962303
Don't worry, I'll stay gold.
>>37962340
It's a fair point, I'll definitely try to remember it when evaluating the situation. I'm just so goddamn stupid in these matters, I don't trust myself anymore.
>>37962300
is this that fucking retard who is 28 and being autistic to an 18 year old again
>>37958742
Try looking up the calorie content of those items cooked. I'm pretty sure that the USDA requires nutrition labels to list the average post cooking calorie counts for food that cannot safely be consumed raw, which will include fat that's rendered out; and most of the calorie listings i see on the web include multiple cooking methods for stuff like that.
Counting it yourself would be pretty obnoxious, since it really depends on the exact fat content, distribution, and time cooking. You'd probably be best off collecting the run off and popping it into a calorimeter. But that'd be pretty overzealous on accuracy, since the original calorie listing for something like meat is a mean based estimate anyways.
It should average out over time.
>>37962347
>>37962375
For what it's worth FL. I still hope you get a GF and will continue to roll JB's for you
how does someone on gear have this much autism? is he even on roids?
>>37962424
Thanks m8, jbs everyone gets a gf.
I'm gonna hit it, tomorrow's another day.
>>37962431
Hi you must be new. How's your summer going?
>>37962444
been here almost a year now, just always ignored all the fatlifts garbage since it is just autistic and cringe worthy.
does he actually take steroids or no?
>>37962407
There is nothing to ruin here. Its like taking a piss on some autisic kid's drawing, painted with his own feces, of him as superman flying around saving helpless women in peril.
>Looks like Golds Gym in my city is permanently closed
>My gym is running deals for Golds clients to try snap up the extra business
>Looks like it's gonna get real busy here soon
Having a quite gym was nice while it lasted
>>37962574
By the end of my workout today I was the only one left in my gym. Said fuck it and did some curls in the power cage. Felt goodman.
>>37962586
Yup, it's a good feeling having a gym to yourself
Or there only being 2 others there who aren't even using the weights
>>37962625
Look how much GHB I just made.
>>37962667
Ayy bby
Wassup
>>37962707
same old same old
just dealin' with life
you?
>>37962732
Same same
Slowly upwards as always
>>37962745
>Slowly upwards as always
that's what she said
>>37962763
o-okay
I guess she did
How's qt jlb8 going?
>>37962781
>How's qt jlb8 going?
okay-ish
she likes drama
>>37962803
She's like 12, of course she likes drama lol
>>37962822
>She's like 12
meh
>of course she likes drama lol
lol yesss.
>dont ever call my sister again or ever speak to me
okay, good night
>*blocks me
-2 days later
>I just wana know, do you even still think about me?
and it all starts over again
>>37962836
>2 days latter
>still think about me
Holy shit
Sometimes I forget how retarded teenagers are
>>37962866
>Sometimes I forget how retarded teenagers are
she woke me up at 6:30 am over the phone
school starts today and shit.
how's your misses?
>>37962871
wtf why did she do that?
She's good, cleans the house, keeps track of everything I have to do, goes to the gym and squats, then lets me fuck her senseless before bed.
>>37962667
yolo pls, this girl is like 13.
>>37958727
People, I have questions!
>What is Anavar?
>Do ony girls take it?
>Does it build mass or just burn fat?
>Is there anywhere I can do some reading about it specifically?
Thanks, pepes
>>37963328
/r/steroids.
All your questions are answered in their wiki
>>37962667
>>37963134
>le salt bloat boogeyman
>watch your sodium intake
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkUj-kc1qk
Is sodium really just misunderstood? I mean, unless you're fat as fuck and chugging dbol while eating gammon joints all day I don't think it bloats you at all(that much) assuming you have good liquid intake.
The guy seems pretty legit in terms of experience, shilling aside.
It's been at least 5-6 years since I've had french toast. My mom used to make it for me. I forgot how good it is, even with my awful cooking. Figured I'd add bacon for extra protein.
>>37963328
anavar is mislabelled dbol. the real shit is expensive. test base + sdrol
Sup fellow swoldiers of fraudtune, 250mg test E with dbol, should I be taking aromasin from week two right up until the cycle finishes or run through the pct as well?
Also do you need both clomid and nolva or is one gonna be enough?
Today is a good day. Haven't been this happy in a long time.
>>37963344
Thanks nigga.
>>37963490
What do you mean by this? People eho take anavar ar eactually just taking dbol and don't realise it?
>>37963669
no, they take winstrol and not notice it, or notice it and feel like fuckwits.
Only the most subhuman of niggers would replace anavar with dbol.
>start running again to train for new job
>only cardio I've done in years is cycling, rowing machine, and walking the dog
>right glute cramped 1 mile in
>wake up today and knees are clicking
>glute sore as fuck
>feet sore as fuck
God damn I hate running
Alright I thought nothing would tempt me to drop tren but seriously this is getting annoying.
EVERY TIME I EAT, around 30-45 mins later, i start feeling like complete and utter shit and extremely tired. It's so bad that sometimes I just have to lie down and fall asleep for a while.
I just had 70g of oats with 2 scoops of unflavored whey as breakfast, 45 minutes later, I feel like complete shit, overheating, and can barely move. Whereas BEFORE I ate this food, I was like "god damn why the fuck do I feel so good".
It is not just a normal insulin spike from eating, this does not fucking happen to me at all when not on tren. But if I have to stuff 4k cals down my throat of clean food every day I can't be partially incapacitated for hours after eating.
Is there ANY way to stop this? Because I like the results of tren but I don't think I can deal with this much longer
>>37963682
Not him but are there any other commonly mislabeled compounds?
>>37963682
I have no idea what I'm taking now. I bought anavar from 2 sources. I've been taking 75mg ed of the first source and it blew me up a bit. Took one dose of the 2nd source and my scalp started itching like crazy and I started shedding. Thinking the first might be dbol and the 2nd win.
>>37963963
NPP in tren
Halo is usually something else
Ugl ai is always a bunch of fuck rice powder or whatever
Anavar isnt faked as much as ppl say
It is more expensive raw than dbol or smth but its not all that bad
>>37963478
Ah real fucking rashers
America is not ok
>I'm my own biggest critic so you criticizing me doesn't hurt me
>I know I'm not big
>"You've made no progress since you started roiding"
>WHAT THE FUCK I BENCH 2PLATE THAT'S A LOT STRONGER THAN ALL THE RETARDS AT MY GYM I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T THINK IM STRONG BECAUSE IF IM WEAK ALL THE OTHER RETARDS AT THE GYM MUST ALSO BE WEAK
never change, MG
>>37963098
>wtf why did she do that?
a t t e n t i o n
>>37963134
pls
I just found out my total test is at 331 at 34 yrs old. Should I start taking steroids
