>Bought a niggerfruit because 'so healthy and only water lmao'
>Ate a half of it, enjoying every bite
>No remorse because 'only water!'
>Curious about kcals
>Check
>800 fucking kcals in half a watermelon
What the living fuck, I thought chicken+watermelon was the God-tier ghetto diet
Have you seen ghetto niggers?
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>>37952571
Usually isnt half a waddamelon like 4 kilos? Unless you get manlet watermelons in the us
Niggers offset the calories by high levels of activity: biking, sports, mugging, etc.
>>37952662
Running from police, getting shot
>>37952662
you forgot
>fucking your gf while enjoying some fried chickens
>>37952571
>niggerfruit
kek
I regularly eat half the mini watermelons with a spoon and IIRC they're pretty low calorie. I don't eat half the giant ass ones though.
>food with a lot of calories are unhealthy
G-got anymore of that broscience?
>>37952571
Cantaloupe is the GOAT melon bro you fucked up. Tasty as fuck + 33 calories per 100g
>watermelons are niggerfood
only brainlets think this
>eating half of niggerfruit
Enjoy your liquid shits
>>37952968
No, but being fat is
>eating 10 pounds of fruit is bad for weight loss.
Holy shit who wouldve thought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oGKNrYrJho
>>37952571
what the fuck are you talking about OP
100g watermelon = 24kcal
YOU SHOULDT EAT THE GREEN SHELL BAKAKUN
>>37952662
>biking, sports, mugging
KEK
Natural source of arginine. Enjoy your pump and easy erections for next 8-10 hours.
>>37952571
You ate 7.2 lbs of watermelon in one sitting? How the literal fuck did you have room for that? It's like consuming a whole dead dog in mass!
>>37953967
*Volum not mass
Scuse engelesh
It's niggermelon, not niggerfruit you absolute fucking retarded nigger kys
>>37952670
#CriminalLivesMatter
#Justice4Thugs
#Pray4Muggers
>not based jicama
good job nigger