Redpill me on this stuff
>>37952567
Buy Spike instead
It ain't water.
I can tell by the color it's not good for you.
>>37952567
So I was scanning the regular drink selection when this garish yellow can caught my eye. A new variety of Monster? Well, I had to check to make sure. At first glance it's hard to tell what it's all about, as the can is emblazoned with random phrases and symbols. Apparently they hold some meaning to fans of Motocross, but I don't know anything about that, so this design looked like a colourful Doctor Who/celestial bodies mashup. Thankfully there's a short passage on the back that informs me this flavour was designed (I'm sure) by Valentino Rossi, and that it has a "light, crisp, refreshing citrus flavour", as well as a "full load of our legendary Monster Energy blend". So without further ado, I took that full load in my mouth.
I was pretty excited at the prospect of a citrus flavour Monster, the Relentless lemon flavour is one of my favourites, so hopefully the tradition would continue. Sadly, it's not quite on par, with the Monster variety opting for a more varied citrus taste rather than focusing on the bitterness of lemon. Still, it's quite tart, and certainly flavoursome, but it does feel a little mish-mashy, and not nearly as crisp or clear as the alternative. This is certainly a better effort than Monster's other cryptically named flavour, such as Ripper or Assault, and it's one I'll be picking up again. Certainly not perfect though.
>>37952596
It is old as fuck and tastes like Orange Fanta.
I like it.
cancer
>>37952574
this
>>37952567
The moto GP drink...
I'm waiting on the LH44 edition to be honest
>not drinking white monster ultra daily.
not gonna make it.
Literally nothing that a caffeine pill and a sneeze of gatorade powder won't do.
It is what it is.
could be bad for kidneys.
>>37952567
Hurr durr fitness
Hurr durr caffeine and sugar
Hurr durr I'm so healthy
>>37952567
It piss
>>37954547
>putting venezuelan orphan urine in your body when coffee is much better alternative
>shaming people for not drinking your shit
LMAo
>>37952567
It's not stimulants.
>>37953558
>sneeze of gatorade powder won't do.
Youre supposed to sniff that shit? man, ive been dilluting it in water like a dumbass
>>37952567
> buy Monster Ultra
> zero calories
> actually has 11 calories
????
>>37952596
reviewbrah btfo
he will never make a review on an energy drink that good.
>>37954910
> actually has 11 calories
W-wat?
>>37952573
This guy gets it. Spike is liquid adderall but it will make you jittery as fuck and blow out your colon unless you're already working out.
Umm cancer
Keep drinking these and you're guaranteed cancer
sorry charlie...
>>37952567
How many calories for that xhit?
>>37953374
The artificial sweet taste in the ultra Monsters makes me sick to my stomach for some reason, I'd rather just have a sugar one every few days instead of a sugar free one every day.
Also Rockstar is where it's at
