>tfw 6'2'' 270 and Alex Jones mode
Just end me /fit/
>>37949377
JUST
>>37949377
It took 45 days to get a spray tan and dim the lights? Thanks Obama.
>>37950081
Her taste in lit (excluding Lolita) just turned me off. Disgusting
He has a decent frame you gotta give him that.
>tfw not george costanza mode
>>37950150
Nope, he's an ordinary 40-something fatfuck who doesn't think he's a 40-something fatfuck for some reason
>>37950081
I can't make any sense of those books
>>37950150
>>37950197
Girl with the dragon tattoo is a solid fucking book. Fuck the sequels.
>>37949377
Should have jumped on that bicycle
I'm Alex mode as well
Feel like I just gotta lose 40 lbs to be super aesthetic because of my frame
>>37949377
Alex actually looks pretty good though to be honest
>>37949377
>Buy my x-treme pills
>the globalist masters don't want you to be strong and take care of your body
>>37951613
They really don't though, that's why they're trying to prevent you from smoking tobacco, eating "unsanitary" (i.e. real food) and eventually turn you vegan.
Remember to buy your DNA Force, guys.
>>37949377
Damn! Alex Jones looks like that? I gotta get me some water filters
