FAT BRAD eats PIZZA while FUCKING his GIRLFRIEND
Why don't you have a girlfriend yet /fit/?
I do and I cheat on her every weekend because I'm a bit of a douchebag.
>>37943400
because I'm a picky narcissist
>>37943400
That bitch ugly as fuck.
Im lifting to look like a shallow sikkynt and reject all women, not find a qt gf
>>37943400
"I have abandonment issues"
t. chubby fucker
>>37943400
Kek, look at the pic
She's ignoring him and looking in the camera, not attracted just looking for attention
>>37943400
>le fales dichotomy
Notice how it's almost always women who pull out this shit
>>37943400
NERDY JOSH eats PIZZA and plays VIDEOGAMES while SPANKING this HOT blonde while YOU count CALORIES.
>>37943464
FORGOT pic
>and has money while he works I fuck my other boyfriend
>>37943421
I want to be like you but without the girlfriend
>>37943400
>Being fit means you're shallow
that statement itself is actually based on superficiality, so yeah that's how smart fat people are
>>37943509
This just goes to show that all you need is personality to get women. Fuck this Im done with lifting.
weird mantality people have, either you're a fat ugly funny guy or you're an handsome douchebag
>>37943400
That dude is completely fucked the day she stumbles across a guy with Abs and is sweet funny, and a best friend.
>>37943567
Im pretty sure that kid is gay AF and they are his friends
>>37943509
based misc
>>37943400
>"I want someone who is sweet, funny, and my best friend"
Ah, the cuck starter package
>>37943617
That's how the greatest bodybuilders are formed anon
>>37943400
But she can have both easily
She just wants a beta to control now that she is past her prime
>i lift for girls
none of you have met a girl in your life have you?
>give them attention
>hit on them
>ask them out
>date
>fuck
or
>go to bar
>give them attention
>flirt
>give some shitty pickup line to take them home
>repeat until sex
This is probably /fit/
>give girl attention
>continue giving girl attention
>get frustrated she isnt making the first move
>GIRLS DONT LIKE ME CUS OF MY BODY
>get /fit/ and have the self respect and confidence to ask someone out because you did something for yourself for a change.
>>37943643
App developer millionaire or huge cock?
>>37943567
>>37943624
>>37943630
The kid was confirmed gay.
She wants to control a beta that won't leave her. Maybe he has money too, or she's just a chubby chaser and in to big niggas.
>>37943666
WHAT THE FUCK!
>>37943400
>Why don't you have a girlfriend yet /fit/?
Honestly, because I just don't believe in romantic love anymore. All I see are a series of conveniences that convince people to stay together.
As much as I'd like to care for and protect someone close to me, I don't see the effort being justified if the only thing that brought us together in the first place were those conveniences. It just tells me that either those conveniences will keep us together, almost regardless of what I do, or that it'll be over once someone is inconvenienced too much.
Maybe it'll change, because I don't think it's healthy to feel so cynical about the whole thing, but as of now, I just don't see it.
>>37943666
/fit/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>and my best friend
So he's in the friendzone or what? She's bald and ugly anyways.
>>37943751
>autist doesn't understand that if your partner is the right one, they will be your best friend
>>37943400
she's not even good looking
>>37943400
Kind of hard to get a gf when you have no friends and don't know anyone outside of a couple annoying cunts at work
already accepted the eternal nogf
>>37943843
>Kind of hard to get a gf when you have no friends and don't know anyone outside of a couple annoying cunts at work
THIS
these guys may not be the most attractive. but these girls are probably in their social circles
>>37943843
>Kind of hard to get a gf when you have no friends and don't know anyone outside of a couple annoying cunts at work
true, but then your first goal should be getting new friends.
>>37943843
Finding friends is easier than ever in this day and age. You have the internet, you have social apps, you can find communities for the obscurest shit out there. All that's needed from you is a little bit of effort.
Faggot.
>>37943666
FACE FRAME HEIGHT GUYS!!!
FACE FRAME HEIGHT GUYS!!!
FACE FRAME HEIGHT GUYS!!!
FACE FRAME HEIGHT GUYS!!!
FACE FRAME HEIGHT GUYS!!!
Even this fucking Pajeet is more handsome than us
>>37943598
Because people always want to find flaws in others to make themselves feel better for their own short comings
>>37943666
gays still call each other girlfriend. proves nothing.
he even has the other blonde slut in his profile pic. a real gf wouldnt be okay with that
> married
> /fit/ source of confidence
>>37943400
autistic fag detected
>neckbeard
Oh the irony
>>37944181
>being this jealous
>>37943509
I feel like this guy is probably a drug dealer. Chicks just wanna get high
>>37943666
"regardless of everything that happens" = She's been/is still cheating on him.
Fret not /fit/ this guy is an actual cuck and i think maybe comes from a smart/wealthy family
>>37944181
Gay guys calling a female friend a girlfriend is absolutely not a thing. Even the most flamboyant gay guys would call that a bestie or bff or some shit.
t. Cock connoisseur
>>37944438
Are you mad this nerd gets pussy and you don't? I'd be mad bro.
>>37943400
don't want a gf. women are useless. i've devoted my life to research
>>37943950
I think that might be harder than getting a gf desu
everyone around me (workplace) have only each other as friends, and they're all miserable cucks
I want no part in that
>>37943978
don't try to educate me on social apps
check your friends privilege before speaking to me ever again
>>37944438
>>37944181
Why are you guys jealous of some kid getting laid? I myself feel pretty happy for him but you guys just love jumping to conclusions.
>hes gay! Totaly hes gay i can tell
>girlfriend? Shes cheating on him!
:^)
because I'm picky and autistic
really bad combo
Cause we just broke up an hour ago.
>>37943509
Holy fuck I remember these threads
The misc got so fucking assblasted it reached the news
Literally there was an article somewhere : "popular online fitness community outraged at hot girl having a fat bf" something like that
>>37944754
here for u bud
>>37944556
This is why you have no friends, faggot.
>>37944589
It Gabening
It Valvening
>>37944754
"we" is a codeword for "she", isn't it anon?
>>37943421
you and me brother
>>37944512
>>37944566
lol fats detected
Have you ever been to a house party with girls that have bfs that look like shit? Its so easy to flirt with them and get some to sleep with you. They chalk it up to being drunk and don't tell their beta bfs but ok be proud of this kid for becoming the next school shooter when he finds out lmfao
>>37943567
of course.
but we're on /fit/ so you know most people here are insecure as fuck and have no personality.
>>37944926
The sexual frustration is strong with this one.
>>37943509
His parents are rich as fuck.
These bitches are gold diggers obvi
>>37944910
>>37944898
Thanks boys, it was probably for the better in the long run anyway
>>37945062
http://au.reachout.com/coping-with-a-break-up
This helped me a lot.
She "left" me over a month ago now.
Bought a bike 2 weeks ago and went on a diet to escape skelly mode.
Must say, it's easier to cope now.
>>37943666
Now i know there is no god because what type of god would allow this?
>>37945158
>went on a diet to escape skelly mode
>>37945210
That's what you do if your average intake is 2 meals a day that give you ~1500kcal.
I don't like eating but went up to 5 proper meals and stopped cheating with dinner.
Now I cook my own food and bring it to work.
>>37943421
this is why I want to get fit, so I can cuck some girl that "loves" me as much as possible. Break up, rinse and repeat
Fucking hell, this board is full of petty, negative minded losers...
>>37945946
It is, but where else is there to go?
>>37944754
You'll be right m8.
Seeing a couple girls but one has a boyfriend and one isn't smart enough for me to make my girlfriend. At some point I'll have to have an awkward talk with the latter girl.
>>37943653
Good'ol Timmy Ten Inch. That guy... what a rascally scamp!
>>37943839
>>37943666
>>37943653
>>37943643
>>37943509
>>37943476
>>37945946
But I have nothing better to do than be jealous of 16 year old kids' relationships.
>>37943434
The dream is to make 8-9/10 Stacy realize she can't just fuck any guy she sets her eyes on
>>37943400
Fuggin guaranteed she's sucking chads every day in the toilets at work
>>37943509
it was probably a dare
>everyone drunk at a party
>nerdy guy from class is only there because chad invited him as insurance from dying in school shooting
>girls doing dares
>"omg stacy I dare you to kiss Humphrey"
>"eww LOL xD, okay only if you do it too"
>>37947754
It seems to be a reoccurring theme. Maybe he's alpha in sheep's clothing.
>>37943400
bitch looks like a zen egg, i would rub that forehead all day long.
>>37943400
shes ugly
>>37947754
>nerdy guy from class is only there because chad invited him as insurance from dying in school shooting
Autism.
>>37945210
>implying diet can't mean more food
Virgin, havnt spent much time developing myself to be attractive to women really. I ususally dont look for new friends either.
Girl i'm enamored with knows, started talking to her more asking her whats up after work. I dont think it'll end up anywhere but I think its valuable to just stop being such a pussy and make my intentions clear. At least it'll be easier next time.
>>37943476
>>37943509
>>37943666
>>37943653
>>37943643
>be 6'2" master race
>190lb, about 13% bf
>thick head of hair
>actually quite handsome
>really good physique, built well
>never had any major health problems
>financially stable, somewhat well off
>make great grades
>8 inch cock
>socially retarded so none of it matters
It hurts, /fit/.
/fit/ on the suicide watch
>>37943400
>I want a beta provider
>>37943509
looks like someone remembered to just b urself
;_;
>>37943509
i don't think i could ever get girls like that
>>37948507
HAHAHAHAHA
>>37943653
He's probably the weed man
>>37943666
Does anyone actually know why all those girls were interested in him? Like, is he rich, is he the most interesting person ever, a comedic genius, world's biggest dick, etc?
>>37948507
rekt
fucking having a gf, a fuck buddy is what I need.
>>37949445
its none of that, he just was a nice person who knew how to feel
>>37943400
>Actually giving a fuck what normines think.
Probably the reason why you have no gf
uh, isn't it obvious that she has some sort of mental illness? maybe REALLY low self-worth and good looking guys are too intimidating, there's a myriad of reasons
>>37943476
>>37943493
>>37943509
>>37943643
>>37943653
>>37943666
>>37944589
can someone post more of the shit?
>>37950966
I want the story
>>37943509
tfw
>>37943400
Because I'm seriously socially retarded.
>>37943509
I'm happy for this fine young gentleman. :^)
>>37943400
yes, my girlfriend used to say the same about me being a manlet skinny fuck
then one summer when I came back with abs in ottermode she was astonished and said that she found me way more attractive, same for me when i found that she had lost some weight
there is no doubt that we fall in love with personalities, but the pussy is the pussy and the dick is the dick, and those don't drive on personality
also, this bitch thinks that guys with abs can't be sweet and funny?
>>37943843
Are you being serious? So defeatist. Download Tinder you pussy. If you really want to nut up, approach cute girls in public.
>>37943738 wow the edge
>>37948507
You forgot narcissistic.
>>37952878
I know, and I took the time to type it out to try and not come off as some edgy cunt. I guess there's no way to get that kind of shit out without looking like an edgelord
>>37953109
I feel you brother.
For me it helps to think of a relationship as something that you just play along with to make other people happy and to improve your own health.
It might seem pointless, but it's chemically good for you to have relationships, even if they're just based on conveniences.
>>37949445
He doesn't watch anime.
Instant panty dropper.
>>37945416
what goes aronud comes around
>>37948507
Same here, except the good looks and big dick. And grades.
A-At least I'm not a manlet though, haha ;_;
>>37944522
>I want someone who will start balding at 30, show signs of cardiovascular disease at 35 and probably be a wifebeater at 40+
>>37947540
HAHAHA I CAN RELATE TO THAT MEME XD
>>37953698
it might be 'normie' but IT is very relatable unless you're one of those weirdos who does whatever his parents ask him to
>>37943400
Because my tinder date ate too many pizzas since she took her profile picture
>>37943400
Because I have weapons-grade autism.
>>37953555
yeah but if I cuck her often enough that she cucks me for revenge, I don't feel as bad cause I'm still getting other puss.
Well of course she's right! Last time I did abs, I had to sign away my personality to the devil.
>>37945062
Just ended talking with two ex's the same day. I feel you and we'RE both better off. There's so much more we can do and achieve. Never limit yourself.
>>37944754
>>37945062
Hang in there bro. Keep busy and hang out with friends if you can. If you haven't, delete her number and unfriend her online. It makes it that much easier to move on if you can't check up on her
>>37943429
And only being shown from the neck up makes me think she may look decent bodywise right now, but her waist is going to explode and she'll get fat very soon.
>not posting the original
