>At gym
>see squat rack open
>walk toward it
>grill also walking toward it
>turn to each other and smile
>ask if she's gonna use it
>says yeah I'm doing squats, wbu?
>say I'm doing OHP
>tell her I'll let her use it first
>says we can work in together
>ok
>now I'm nervous as fuck since I can't OHP as much as her squat
>fuckitwelldoitlive.jpg
>puts on a 25 on each side
>no problem for me
>puts on 1lmao
>fucking shit
>stuggle to get 5 reps
>feel it in lower back
>after set says I'm pretty strong
>t-thanks
>tell her she's strong as well
>says I'm not even supposed to be squatting today
>ask her why
>says she's on her period
>don't know what to say, just say "oh", finish a light set and say goodbye
Why the fuck would she tell me that?
>>37934387
girls like to overshare, and since you are also a girl, she thought it was something she could tell you
>>37934387
Akwaaaard griiiilllll meets akwaaaard guuuuuuuy
>sing it faggot
>>37934387
> Join a new gym
> Meet girls
> Two of them mirin legs and asking for tips
>Train them, one at night and the other one in the morning
>Get to know them better
>Saturday I bang morning sloot, Sunday bang night sloot
>Go to gym 2 days later.
>Find them talking to each other
Will continue...
>>37934491
These girls better be sisters, or your sister. Otherwise just stahp now.
>>37934491
/thingsthatneverhappened/
>Be climberfag at rock gym
>Go to workout area after climbing, all alone
>Hot attention whore comes over a few minutes later and joins me
>Start doing hyper extensions while she is about to do pull ups
>They are right next to each other so we're talking about little
>She does one or two and says "Must.....get.....stronger"
>Say "Yeah, I know right haha" because I have no idea what to say to that
Am I an autism or is she? Or both
>>37934712
Talking a little
>>37934712
>>She does one or two and says "Must.....get.....stronger"
>>Say "Yeah, I know right haha" because I have no idea what to say to that
she's def an autism but probably you too
>>37934387
I have a story that isn't really a gym story, but oh well.
>out at friend's on motorcycle (CBR600)
>bet my ass on a trivia game with friend's girlfriend
>lose horribly
>she says I have to wear her pink leather jacket, her pants, and her pink helmet when I go home the next day
>(I don't drink and drive so I stay the night and crash on the couch next to a qt)
>don't puss out the next morning
>put it on
>she says I look better in it than she does qt agrees
>tfw squat butt and mega manlet with a full beard
>laugh it off and start home
>notice cars are paying attention to me more so that's a plus
>a little too much attention
>alleyesonme.jpg
>stop at redlight and a car of backward ballcap, sunglasses, wifebeater wearing frat bois start trying to talk to me
>assume I'm a girl from my pink attire and figure
>decide to fuck with them
>wave, air kiss at them, dance when they play music
>this happens for several lights
>one yells for me to take my helmet off and give them a kiss
>on the final light before I get on the interstate I take the helmet off and give em a big smile and air kiss.
>their disgusted faces were absolutely priceless.
>imagine their excitement to find a chick with a smoking body on a motorcycle being cool and flirty with them in the middle of traffic was actually a short dude with a beard.
>put helmet back on and hop on the interstate
>nearly die twice from tears in my eyes from laughing so hard
I'd do that again it was so funny.
>>37935442
m8, I got some bad news for you...
>playing pokemon on the leg extension
>pikachu appears
>qt sees and takes her phone out to do same
>yell goodluck to her and give her a thumbs up
>she goes through like 50 pokeballs and keeps missing
>it gets away
>i ask her name and rename my pokemon after her with a chu at the end
>told her ill keep it until she gets her own
>she blushes and tells me thats the most romantic thing someones done for her in a while
Game on point for once. Maaybe its the comfort of being a nerd and sexy at the same time
>>37935442
haha you really are the winner in this story
>>37934387
>OHP in the squat rack
>>37935744
...
>>37935807
That's legit, though.
>>37935671
Yeah, I know. I never got qt's number.
>>37934712
>Rock gym
Stopped reading right there. I've had is with this Pokemon bullshit
>>37934387
>not The Press
>be dyel manlet kv, second smallest guy at the gym
>doing pendlay rows across from mirror so I can check my form
>asian 6/10 grill nearby doing shit with a kettleball
>finish set, take deep breath and zone out in mirror with hands on hips
>grill pulls up her shirt to wipe sweat off her face
>have had bellybutton fetish since I was like 5
>glance at cute tight belly fully exposed in mirror
>she walks closer to me and does it again
>feel that tingle in my ballsack and groin before the boner drops
>bend over to do next set
>she walks in front facing me and wipes her face again
>get a full on erection during set, I'm wearing basketball shorts
>drop barbell on last rep, maintain bent over position and waddle to nearest bench to wait for the boner to subside
>she looks at me and walks away to do something else
>see her and her cardiobunny friend whispering and laughing in the distance
torture
>>37934522
This.
>>37935442
Hilarious, thank you
>>37934712
>not saying "must... go.. deeper.." at the top of each hyper for maximum spaghetti
>>37935442
>being able to fit into a woman's jacket
>>37936065
The bonerwaddle is recognicable Miles away buddy, they knew for sure
>>37935744
Hoping this is true.
>>37935442
How did you fit in her clothing? Do you even lift?
>>37936065
>not having mastered the almost imperceptible nut scratch into boner flip into wasteband
How do you manage
>>37934387
its a joke man.
clearly she was into you
>>37936111
>>37936143
she's a bit bigger than I am. I'm 5'5 145lbs and she was 5'8 and just a few pounds more.
her leathers were slightly tight on her, but they fit rather well on me. Her helmet was kinda tight though.
>>37936065
She did that on purpose, probably because she thinks you're hot
>>37936174
thats kind of hot. Does she ever tease you or dominate you in anyway?
>>37934522
no proof
bait as fish
>>37935744
I bet she told Chad all about it before he nailed her and blastoised all over her jigglypuffs.
>>37938372
tooooooooooooooo much kanto region
>based red,blue,yellow
>pokemon go
>be me
>pajeet walks in
>runs for 5 mins
>curls 5lb dumbbells
>squats the same dumbbells
>incline benches the bar
>plays with a medicine ball
>leaves
All his exercises only lasted a set also. I was so confused, he was out in 10 mins.
>>37935442
Haha! Nice one! Great story dude!
>see grills with awesome ass
>she must know what she is doing
>does deadlifts and goes down really fast and slams the weights
>does squats and OHP on the Smith Machine
>>37935442
I have read a lot of stories online where a guy loses a bet with a woman and has to wear her clothes and miraculously the clothes fit him. I always thought that was just a plot contrivance.
Your story gave me new faith in the veracity of crossdressing fetish fiction
Things that didn't happen general
I'll carry us on
>This morning I woke up and felt a will to live
>ohp in the squat rack
i hope you never make it and that you never get a gf you little shit
>>37938790
>>37938560
>be me
>fresh of the boat skinny pajeet walks into gym
>straight to dumbells
>bicep curls
>hammer curls
>picks up barbell, barbell curls
>leaves
>mfw
>>37938560
You make 70% of your gains in the 1st set. Maybe Pajeet was just strapped for time.
>>37938560
A few months ago I was recovering from a twisted ankle and went into the gym to do legs. I did 1 set of kettle bell meme squats and started feeling my ankle hurt again so I fucking bailed after 1 set.
>are people on /fit/ making fun of me for only going to the gym for like 10 minutes
>be me, 10 years ago
>join gym with wife
>go to gym during peak hours one day with wife.
>notice lady trainer is a strong amazonian chick i dated a few times.
>the type of chick that is probably competitively CrossFit now.
>dated her verrry casually. Used her as a fuck toy and didn't really want to be seen with her.
>our last hookup was downright traumatic:
>rough deep throated her, made her eat my ass out kinda against her will.....could see signs of tears, discomfort.
>didn't warn her of massive load, she threw up a little, and while I had a hand full of her hair, i commanded she swallow what was left.
>normally i would warn her, she would run to the sink spit everything out.
>she spots me while she is training some suburban slob mom.
>make piercing eye contact
>animosity.jpg
>get nervous that she may confront me/wife.
>dirty looks continue through a geometry of mirrors
>we are ready to leave gym
>feel that all is well when suddenly....
>"hi guys, are you two new members to the club??"
>my unknowing wife responds, "why yes, and we really like it!!:) "
>trainer chick responds, "well welcome, and I just wanted to tell you we do have a few ground rules for the weight room...."
>"no dropping weights, and if you must - for whatever reason - throw up, please run to the bathroom sink"
>mywifesconfusedexpressionispriceless.png
>well done, cunt. Well done.
>>37936151
Kek I do this
>>37939319
Every failed leg day should turn into an arms day
>>37939323
(you)
>>37939211
Citation needed
>>37934387
>going to gym in the morning
>almost everyday im the only male around
>wich fucking means squat rack filled with strogen all fucking week
>find the rack empty, hurry myself to it
>start doing this squats, 3 secs going down, 3 secs holding it while ATG, 3 secs going up, i call them 9's
>did 1x9@1/2plate, 1x9 (idk 4/3plate?), 1x9@1plate
>no resting between sets
>ALMOST DYING
>bitch comes and ask if im done.
>tell her yes and start to unload the LMFAO1plate
>gives me a smug face and tells me, "nah, kid, just leave them"
>proceeds to squat HALF rom
>>37934491
no thx
>>37934387
Should've laughed and said "haha what the fuck, tmi"
>>37934712
Should've said "we're all gonna make it "
>>37934387
>Why the fuck would she tell me that?
it was her
>y-you t-too
moment
she's probably browsing this thread now. or planning her sudoku on r9k.
>>37935780
>>37938951
>>37938560
Why do they do this?
>>37936151
>His dick doesn't curve into his own asshole
>>37938790
>>37934419
awkward faggot can't spell awkward
Should have asked her what else she isn't supposed to do on her period
>>37935744
/thingsthatneverhappened/
>>37936151
kek this
>>37937643
>>37938685
this. stories like this always get me rock hard
>>37935744
>rename my pokemon after her with a chu at the end
I hope you kill yourself
>>37936065
>Being ashamed of a boner
Pussywhipped fagboy
>>37936065
>not looking into the depths of her retina
>"Well, ya gonna finish what ya started?"
>butwaittheresmore
>qt asheen is a liar
>whips out sweatband emblazoned with japanese flag
>hastily fastens across her almost nonxistent forehead
>OKIIIIINAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>!
>tune in next time
>>37939875
This post is fucking cancer
>>37939323
>dirty looks continue through a geometry of mirrors
fucking poetic m8
>>37934522
This
I noticed a pajeet on the decline bench press today with no weights on the bar rowing it like he was in a kayak.
Not sure if that's an actual exercise they do for rowing, but it looked fucking stupid.
>>37934712
there is literally nothing wrong with you said that girl is autismo asf
>>37939875
Kys
>>37934413
Underrated post
>>37940567
Not exactly an expert but the guys who rowed at my school mostly dude a fuckload of cardio, squats and back work.
>>37935442
I enjoyed your story, anon~.... :)
>>37935744
>I'm le a nerd because I le play pokemon xDDD
>look at girl
>she seems nice
>imagine our life together
>>37936065
Why didn't you just squat behind bar and pretend to stretch your hamstrings or some shit?
>>37938626
That's how you're meant to DL uddy.
Can't defend the other shit though.
>>37934413
fpbp
>>37934491
>hey have you seen the new guy at the gym?
>yeah his legs are SO BIG
>I wish he would train me in the morning so I could have strong legs like him
>me too but in the evening then we could have sex
Can you leave your basement once in a while before you start writing those stories I mean come on put some effort in it
>>37934509
>>37934491
Traps
>>37941373
>>>hey have you seen the new guy at the gym?
>>yeah his legs are SO BIG
This is what SS fags fantasize about
>>37935807
I do curls and rack pulls. What's your problem?
>indian shitskin at gym
>does babyweight everything, mostly curls and some tricep pulldown and other cable shit
>constantly stops, flexes and looks at himself after every set
>always look at him visibly disgusted
>normally stays close to the dumbbells and machines
>for some reason hes in the squat rack press the bar + 5kg, hes got it racked up to his shoulder height
>after every set of this he proceeds to go into the other squat rack, lean on the empty bar, pout and flex
>is using u two squat racks with his shitskin lunacy
>tell him i need to use the empty squat rack while hes preening like a fucking nigger
>he mumbles "oh..OH..." and leaves the gym, idk if he was done or what.
the only shitskin at my gym and hes a walking stereotype, i hate em all.
>>37934387
She probably wanted you to fuck her in her bleeding pussy. Girls get super horny in their period.
>>37935744
>these are the people giving "game" advice on /fit/
>>37939211
And 100% on the last, come on anon, step it up.
>>37935744
>Game on point for once. Maaybe its the comfort of being a nerd and sexy at the same time
>>37936028
kek
>>37934491
NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z
GOKU CHANGES HIS GENDER AND RACE
>be finnish
>lift logs
>girl who milks cows walks by
>"very good"
>"thank you"
>walks away
so did she want me to enrich her with my asian genetics or what
>>37940133
Should've told her to take 8 SCOOPS C'MON
Man you lads have bad social skills
>>37941864
You must be new here
>>37941873
No just surprised people can be so timid and afraid
>>37934387
>smol (5ft flat) Chinese grill has been following me around the gym
>I'm in Japan so I'm pretty big here even at 5'8" since no one has any muscle
>Every time I change lifts she goes to do the same lift next to me
>Get to deadlifts decide I'm going to show off
>She starts at 30kg
>I start at 30kg
>I go to 1, 2 then 3 pl8 for 5 reps.
>She has now stopped lifting and is openly staring
>I load up 4pl8 and hit 3 reps
>She starts clapping
>Like pic related
>Not gonna lie it was pretty cute
>I start re-racking my weights and she tries to help but they're all 20kg
>She's struggling so I grab one out of her hands with one hand
>I swear you could HEAR her panties moistening
>Unfortunately this is Japan and she was a literal 3/10 for her face
>She tried to ask for my Line (Jap snapchat basically)
>Had to turn her down
>Watch her face go from happy to crushed
>Felt bad
This one time though this one time I almost considered. Now I know what it's like to destroy someones dreams.
I'm sorry little Chinese lifting grill. I couldn't do it.
>>37941892
i wanna say good job....but the girl looked hurt....you probably have ruined her confidence
>you could of added her and see what friends she has...
>or used for pratice.....doggy style for a reason
>>37941892
Brb jap holiday
>>37941906
I didn't want to set her up for even bigger heartbreak anon. If I led her on I'd have been no better than chicks who do the same.
It just ain't in me to pretend to be attracted to someone.
>>37941923
>you smart
>you loyal
>I appreciate that
>>37935744
this belongs in a cringe thead
Time for a real story that demonstrates what really happens in an actual gym between human beings who aren't lying on the Internet to hide their shame and insecurity.
>Be in gym
>See girl
>Check her out
>nice
>Continue with my exercises
>Focus on my training
>Say hi to her later on
>Short chat about her being new
>Work in on leg press
>She's at 40kg, I'm at 200
>I tell her to keep it up, legs are hard
>She says thank you, we part ways
>>37940930
>>37940567
It's useless for actual rowing, kayaking maybe?
>>37935442
>Motomanlets
>>37941892
This reminds me of a /fit/izen who went to Japan and OHP japanese manlets in bar
>>37942119
Somebody please post this story
>>37942119
I love that story.
>Lifting lmao 1Jap
>>37934387
I'm at my most awkward when I'm in the gym. I get really pumped and intense and it clashes with my overwhelming need to be polite to everyone.
>Leave squat rack to get some water
>Head back, lanklet walks up to me, nods his head
>Take off my headphones "you say something?"
>"No, I was just saying hi"
>"Oh, y-you too"
>Force a smile
>Finish my workout and get the fuck out as fast as possible
>>37941069
Why do we do this? Fuck.
>>37941958
total beta right here
>>37941251
If you don't have a controlled descent you're a pussy
>see a chink, looks new
>uses squat rack, bad form
>does like to sets
>walks to new machine
>doesn't put away weights
>i see him go on everything
>like a bull in a china shop, mess everywhere
>i haven't seen him sweat
>i finish my routine, dead
>i see him on the treadmill, walking
>then looking around aimlessly
>>37942119
post it you fag you knew everyone wanted to hear the story when you posted this
>>37934413
I would like to see a girl OHPing 1pl8 for reps. Or maybe I wouldn't.
>>37936174
> 5'5
> Full beard
Gimli?
>>37934387
You could have said "wow you're dedicated, I like that". I know I would say that. I mean I would think out that response few hours after and regret I didn't say it.
>>37938560
Why would it take you 10 mins to do 1 set? You're not that douche who uses a piece of equipment for half an hour, most of which is spent on your phone, when other people need to use it, are you?
>>37941892
Line is jap whatsapp/skype messenger you retard.
t. Lived in tokyo for a year
>>37942655
there's a huge MtF at my gym that I've seen OHPing 165 for 8.
>>37941714
So that pajeet technically made 170% gains on his 1 set
>LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND
>>37934387
there are a million responses, you could've have said "wow good for you, you got more dedication than most dudes in here....if they were bleeding from their crotch, they def would not be squatting...."
say it with some fun charisma fampai, goes a long way
>>37941892
T H A D D E U S
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>>37942876
I've been here for about 2 years now.
I use Line more like snapchat than whatsapp honestly.
>ok let me win this thread
>Bicep time!
>Heading to preacher curl rack
>see this!
>She is rowing i preacher curl rack
>I had to wait till she finished her set
>look at her face and show her my dissapointment
> Grill was solid 7/10
>She took fucking revenge on me for Curling bros
>>37934387
Man, it breaks my heart to hear about young girls ashamed over their bodily functions and shit.
No one should be shamed for having periods.
BUT, this does not mean it's okay to talk about cunt blood in regular conversation, just as we keep the talk about farts and shit to our closest friends. It's objectively unsanitary and loads of people have phobias against blood in general.
Feminism pls stop taking everything too far.
>>37943052
>win this thread
>Boring ass story
Ok?
>>37943052
HAHAHA SUCH FUNNY M EMES BROS :ddDDDDDDDDD
>>37942162
>>37942175
>>37942622
Fuckin deliver'd bruvs
>>37943149
"rorororo"
slays me everytime.
>>37943149
those gooks knew she was a whore
do not underestimate their anime eyes
>>37934387
>Leg day at gym
>doing low bar squats
>3rd rep on the first set at hear a very audible rip even through the music on my headphones
>immediatley rack the weight
>QT's that were doing good morning's next to me turn around and give me a brief glance
>can see them grinning and stifling their laughter in the mirror
>look ahead into the mirror, guys locks his eyes with mine
>as he stares into my soul he smirks.
>turn around and realize it was only my underwear and not my shorts
>continue squatting
>at the bottom of every rep my underwear rips a little more and can hear QT's giggling
>the guy also holding back laughter
I later went to the chik fil' a right outside my gym and I saw the two Qt's there as well. They gave me a quick glance and i quickly looked away as I sat down to wait for my sandwich. I saw them there the day later when I was deadlifting and they were right next to me. Help me /fit/
>>37943279
At least it wasn't your shorts, hopefully nothing was peeking out
>>37938790
>>37943279
get compression shorts
>>37943279
>Hear first rip
>Loudly proclaim "GUESS I BUSTED MY ASS TO HARD HAHAHAHA"
>Strip
>Take now ripped underwear and toss them at the cuties, wink suggestively while doing so.
>Put short back on
>Proceed as normal
Gotta assert your dominance.
>>37942918
So a man.
>>37943379
>rorororo
a true alpha over here
>>37938560
>>37938951
>Had to work in Pajeetland for a year
>Go to the nearest gym, chose an inexpensive one because I am a Jewish rat
>Most of the threadmills are busted up but the other equipment is fine.
>Pajeet gym goers are of two types. New fags and Mutants, there is no in between.
>They are either skinny dyel fags or manlet Rich piano man
Have loads of funny stories and experiences. Will share if you guys are interested
>>37943501
How many scoops can Rich Pajeet scoop if he can't poo in the loo?
>>37943279
Nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed of anon. Didn't hang dong or show ass, finished your sets. Instead of looking down smile, nod and wink at them. Have some self-esteem
>>37943501
start dumping pootales
>at gym
>somehow strike up a convo with this qt chick who was working out close to me
>spilling spaghetti hard but its not too bad
>remember seeing some pua shit where you get close to a girl by making physical contact
>pretty anxious but decide to do it
>pretend she has a loose eyelash
>get close, 'oh you got something on your face'
>reach in to pretend pick it off her face
>she just politely stands still
>accidentally poke her in the eye because my hand was shaking so much
>she yells out 'what the fuck'
>covers her eye with her hand and powerwalks to the changing room
>>37943562
Jesus Christ you're a freak
>>37943562
why did you poke her eye? that was rude of you
>>37943562
Jesus christ anon why did you think trying pua shit was a good idea at the gym.
> some manlet with tatoos on both arms/legs doing muay thai knee kick on a barbell
> some dude attempts a bicep curl on the seated cable wrist roll machine
>>37943405
Are you wtf-ing why I corrected myself or at what i/she said
>>37943562
Anon...
>>37943562
LMAO
>>37943279
this is not particularly embarrassing, and an opportunity to initiate banter. you fucked it anon
>>37939323
god damn
this was really well written. srs
>>37935744
>I'm such le nerd!! XD
Nah, you play Pokemon GO
>>37938951
There's nothing wrong with this though
>>37937147
This.
>>37943562
Jesus christ anon.
>>37939875
>squatting babyweight really slowly for some reason
>even girls are making fun of you
maybe don't lift like a moron then
>>37943562
>At gym qt ex swimmer is doing glute raises nearby
>Got to know her over some weeks
>She stops a set, wipes her sweat with bottom of shirt showing abs
>Spaghetti and dont know what to say so say "you have nice quads"
>>37943052
Whats wrong with that? My gym its under used, I did incline hammer curls on a leg press once because it inclines nicely.
>>37943562
dear god, save me from this...
>>37944948
jeff is that you?
>>37935744
Bait or autism?
>>37936151
Shit this anon is right
>>37944948
Just change quads with legs and it is a valid complement you can even say to s stranger
>>37941892
Lmfao lie better
ITT - aspie tards typing out things that they dream about like they actually happened
>>37939875
>not a single usage of "didly" in entire post
4/10
>>37938839
Where do you do your OHP?
