>at the gym this morning
>a new big mercedes sedan with all the bells and whistles pulls up front
>out gets a frail old man
>probably in his 80s
>not one of those axe swinging war veteran old men either
>body like a petite woman who's been struggling with cancer for the past decade
>"he can't be coming in here"
>he is
>goes to the locker rooms
>comes out with a head band like a 70s tennis player
>shorts pulled over his belly button and barely go lower than his crotch
>polo shirt tucked in
>straight from a comedy skit
>not laughing of course but paying attention to him
>he's walking over to the treadmills
>suddenly a thai looking girl barely in his 20s appears from nowhere
>practically yells him some sort of greeting, runs to him
>too early for the gyms PTs to be in yet
>greets with hug that lasts at least 5 seconds
>long kiss on the lips
>girl is wearing a loose t-shirt and tiny shorts that cover just half of her butt cheecks
>they start running on adjacent treadmills
>5 minutes in the girl takes off her shirt revealing a TIGHT midsection with visible abs
>now only wearing a sports bra and the shorts
>face isn't half bad either, long hair almost to her ass
>old man starting to make faint dying noises as I leave the gym
>mfw
>>37929984
Cool story anon
Tfw you'll never be a cute Thai gold digger
>>37930050
thanks there was no punch line because I didn't make the story up and I don't have anyone else to tell about my mildly amusing experience so I shared it on an anime image board
>>37930092
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story
>>37929984
>tfw no azn gf with a TIGHT midsection
>>37930092
honestly not really surprised that you don't have any friends.
>>37929984
>thai looking girl barely in his 20s
>his
w-was this on purpose?
Cool story I enjoyed the read here's one I had last month
>working out after work
>doing cable flies near the stretch/mat area
>skinny guy with his extremely large girlfriend on the mat
>not sure what they are doing I've done 2 sets and they are just chatting
>she's laying down and the guy starts kissing her
>pecking at first
>starts getting a little gross
>after 15 seconds the guy stands up
>oh shit his girlfriend needs help getting up
>the guy grabs her arms and pulls her up
>I'm starting to crack up a bit definitely smiling
>the guy makes eye contact with me and comes immediately over
>"hey buddy not cool at all to laugh at new people at the gym we all haven't been here for years super fucking rude"
>just tell the guy I'm sorry and I'm more laughing about the kissing
>"Whatever man I signed up here just like you and I feel disrespected and blah blah blah"
>I'm pretty fucking mad at this point because I've tried to be nice
>"hey sorry bro I didn't know you were a beginner here I just saw you deadlift twice my one rep max, now fuck off"
>we stare down for 8 seconds
>guy just walks away
>put my dr dre headphones back on
>never see either of them again
Fuck you and your fat girlfriend keep that shit at your house
>>37931012
kek'd
>>37931042
twice you max?
how many times does he have pick up his whale?
>tfw no fat gf to help out your DL
>>37931042
>dr. Dre
Honestly kys
>>37931042
Top kek
Thats going on my list of comebacks i will never find an opportunity for
>>37931237
Got them as a gift from my last girlfriend, being wireless is pretty sweet never knew how nice it was, keep getting ear fucked by those apple headphones though cheers
>>37929984
>thai looking girl in his 20's
>>37929984
We doing story time?
>tfw no gf
>start liftin
>mire tons of cuties at gym
>get fit
>tfw still no gf
>tfw you get fitness advice from Chinese animation forum
>>37934223
r u me?
>>37934279
Idk. Are you
>manlet
>not CHAD
but are still
>going to make it
>>37934298
fuck yes. We are both going to make it.
