Can /fit/ cook?
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Can /fit/ cook?
I cook for a living
I stir it, I stir it, I stir it, I stir it, I hit the pot with a spatula
I mix it, I mix it, I whip it, I whip it so good you would think I'm a natural
I boil the pot and then I drop the bundle with my wrist until I got that carpal tunnel
>>37921715
>That pasta
What the fuck is that from? I kekked.
I can cook, but I don't usually because I'm a single guy. I only bother cooking anything decent on weekends when I have my son. Otherwise usually every meal consists of a shit ton of spinach/rocket leaves and a salmon/haddock steak or a ready meal depending on my calorie/protein intake for the day.
Sometimes I'll push the boat out and have a beef steak/lamb steak and salad.
>>37921691
Yes. But you can't. American singles? C'mon man that ain't even cheese. It's processed cheese food. Gross. Go buy yourself a nice hunk of havarti, gouda, manchego, California Dry Jack, double or triple cream brie or whatever from a store with an actual cheese counter and thank me later.
>>37921691
lmao I couldn't fit more carbs on a plate if I tried. How do you even call this cooking
>>37921691
Finland?
>>37921691
>Can /fit/ cook?
Yes, but obviously you can't
A little something I whipped up for my 8/10 gf (shit was SO cash)
>>37921715
Americans, hamburger helper is not cooking
>>37921947
>not using mustard
>>37921691
What the hell all those carbs
>>37921691
not really but i have a dank tuna pasta recipee
olives, spinach, red peppers, green peppers, cabbage and chives
mix into tuna and wholewheat pasta
So fukin dank pham actually makes vegetables nice
>>37921691
Imo cooking healthy good tasting meals that are full of nutritional value is more important than lifting. Pic related is the lunch I made today,
>>37921975
oh and cucumbers
>>37921975
That sounds delicious, I'll try it out this weekend
>>37921947
What the fuck is that? Ketchup, bananas, and steak cubes? How am I supposed to bulk on such meager fare.
>>37921691
>Olives too close to the cheese
>>37921997
>worms in liquid shit mix
looks good m8
>>37921997
Nigga are you eating fish Bait for gainz?
Hola fellow Gringos. i sure do love cultural appropriation. good thing no nonwhites are on the internet to catch us being racist by making Mexican style food.
>>37921984
>Breaded
2/10
Probably just a little bit. Want me to post moar bros?
>>37921691
I made something similar last night but a little smaller because I'm on a cut.
>>37921691
>throw brown rice in rice cooker
>throw black beans in pot of boiling water until done
>microwave frozen veggies
>eat a fruit for a snack
>drink water
wa la you now have a complete diet
gets boring fucking quick tho
>>37922021
That's gringo mexican if I ever saw it. It's about as Mexican as a McDonalds wrap.
>>37922021
>Has the ingredients for enchiladas
>Makes lunchables instead
>>37921691
I hate cooking so I usually eat simple foods while I'm browsing /fit/.
>>37921691
>2016
>not eatting the gainscrab for every meal
>making it
pick one.
>>37921994
it is very delicious and makes vegetables bearable to eat. it is 50% more dank with grated cheese on top but if you are cutting then its a bad idea
>>37921997
Pretty sure Gagh is meant to be served alive m8
>>37922021
chicken, salsa, cheese, and sriracha sauce
is this more authentic? fuck no but still tasty
![DSC00314[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ayo71tT.jpg "DSC00314[1].jpg")
>>37922049
>lunchables
how is what i made much different from enchiladas?
Now this is a traditional turkey stirfry, authentic enough for you? i made the sauce from scratch
>>37922067
>>37922035
>>37921997
>>37921984
>>37921947
>>37921691
more ugly foods please
bunnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssss
>>37921947
I gagged/10
>>37922087
>is this more authentic?
>can afford actual ingredients
You will never be as authentic as me gringo.
>>37922115
fucking disgusting? turkey? are you kidding me bro? the triptiphane in that alone will kill your gains plus turkey is unregulated. srsly I'd rather eat the bannana and steak cubes.
>>37922138
Pratrician Taste my Butamanmann
>>37922135
just go to /ck/, those guys are retarded
>>37922156
Australian Turkey, it was on special
back to chicken
>>37922138
what are those snow balls on left?
I do.
At times it is a bit annoying because I do not have access to very much good meat. For instance, I've been wanting to try cooking with kidneys, hearts and livers, but there's no such thing to be found, and no butcher about.
Most people around here seem to think that being able to cook a medium rare steak is the pinnacle of high cuisine, so small slabs of meat at perversely high prices are all I can find in the store. Like, they cannot wrap their heads around why I'd want to "ruin" meat with several-hour smokes before they taste it.
I do have access to a lot of good fish, but you get a little bit tired of halibut and saithe over and over and over, and the cod and haddock are full of, uuuh, roundworm larvae(?) at this time of year, which isn't very conducive to my goal of making a fucking huge batch of fish cakes and -pudding with them. I'm also fond of catching plaice, lobster, crab and picking blue mussels and horse mussels while I'm out diving - The water is really clean here, so there's not a lot of contamination to worry about. Monkfish is a personal favourite, but I don't see them that often.
I also make a mean salmon lasagna, but it's so calorie-dense that I reserve it for weekends, and even then I'll invite other people to help me eat it up.
>>37922182
wait that's steak or pork, can't remember
![IMG_20160714_173713[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NhLxwpc.jpg "IMG_20160714_173713[1].jpg")
about to snack on this dankness now 1/2
![IMG_20160714_174227[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jCQaiuU.jpg "IMG_20160714_174227[1].jpg")
>>37922266
final product
>>37922275
w-wir haben die gabel a-auch
>german?
>>37922336
IKEA fork pham
>>37922065
>classic image.jpg
>>37921849
It's from regular food gore threads on /ck/.
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
>>37921973
>le carbs are bad maymay
this is how i know you're a DYEL
>>37922189
Pretty sure those are asian pork dumplings. You can find them in any china town.
>>37922138
Spotted the chinaman
I'm supposed to be eating 3000 calories a day, and I'm following EatThisMuch and measuring everything out to a tee, but I'm still fucking hungry half the time. Dinner is just 160g of chicken with a little barbecue sauce on it. I'm a really skinny guy too. Is it normal to be hungry on 3000 calories a day?
>>37922633
Pic related
>>37922026
everyone can make eggs and bacon m8
>>37922668
Suggest you replace your nuts and mango with meat, fish and vegetables.
Sure, mango and nuts are calorie-dense, but if you're feeling hungry and miserable, you should change it out with something more filling.
>>37921691
That rye bread looks tasty tho.
I haven't had rye bread in a decade.
>>37922035
>>37921691
>That slice of dairy flavored fat and water.
Nigga please.
>>37922673
Post your eggs and bacon fgt.
>>37922966
American plebs.
THIS is rye bread!
>>37923116
no this is real bread
>>37921794
That is hamburger helper master race. 4 days worth of sodium, 7 days worth of fat, and 3 days worth of carbs.
>>37923116
Who do you think you're talking to?
*I meant caraway.
I just mix shit together and put cheese and scriahcha sauce on it.
>>37922026
why do I feel like I recognise your table and cup?
8/10 foods
>>37921691
I'm italian, so yes
and better than all of ya
Chef by trade
Last thing I want to do after cooking for 12 hours is come home and do it for myself, though.
/r ing /fit approved recipes
>>37923408
>>37921691
>>37921794
Hamburger Helper mixtape, it's actually on my gym playlist right now, good shit
>>37922189
You shitting me right? These are tasty as fuck. Great for gains too
>>37923665
>kill meeeee
>kill mee please
>>37921691
iam on a cut. but at least it fits my macros.
>>37922087
>that roll
nigga did you even try? it's so easy to roll a solid,tight burrito, all you have to do is google it.
have fun eating 70% of the spilled contents with a fork
>>37923789
LONDON
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>>37921997
>Not liking steak'nanas
Enjoy being deficient in potassium and protein.
Summer: the thread
>>37923116
aren't you supposed to grind the wheat into flour before you make bread out of it?
>>37924058
Those are sunflower seeds.
>>37923665
Thanks I just spit up my cheese and olive salad
Here you all go, my home-made protein pancake recipe. Low carb edition, no mashed up bananas or shit.
If you end up doxxing me or anything through my Insta, please follow :^)
>>37924317
>Posted the unedited one
>Won't let me delete the file yet
RIP, give me a follow anyways
>>37924317
>doxxing
fucking kill yourself you stupid newfag reddit piece of shit
>>37924327
mmm sweet omelettes
sorry m8 but all low carb "pancakes" end up tasting like chemically sweetened omelettes. if you want a pancake with decent macros the kodiak cakes are pretty good
>>37924341
What are you getting upset about? I'd rather not post my name or shit here, because although a lot of people are cool, some people will probably try to dox me for shits and giggles.
>>37924362
Swear that this doesn't taste like omelettes. You can't taste the egg at all. It's super fluffy and tastes like peanut butter/pumpkin pie
Very sweet though, as a lot of protein powder is, no need for syrup or anything
>>37924327
Nigger I'm Gordon Ramsay. I fuck bitches and eat good. Stay jelly faggots
>>37923408
imgur /a/5nbmA
have fun
it's actually pretty good
>pickled fish
>potatoes
>carrots
>beets
>onions
>mayo
>>37921997
I'M THE BOOGEYMAN
>>37924394
ah yes. tangible failure.
>>37924472
Are you Russian?
>>37924472
damn, seljodka v shube was my favourite when I was a kid
I dont eat mayo anymore and am very anal about different kind of souces.
>>37921947
bom saber que há anões do 55 aqui.
>>37922087
>>37922115
>>37922266
These are the only even slightly passable food items in the thread.
>>37924472
also you get points for originality and trying.
Jesus, the shit you faggots consider "food" is disgusting.
>>37923346
you live in new york?
I like to keep it playful and fun
>>37924689
you're silly
>>37921947
>ketchup on bananas
What, do you add soy sauce and mayonnaise to your protein shakes too you fucking third world savage?
>>37924689
I bet you like the occasional glass of wine, too xD
>>37925190
but just one! ;D
>>37921997
You've never had beefy Ketchup nanners?
Lol pleb, eat some French cuisine once in a while.
of course
high carb meal for dat dere athletic performance
