>Suppose to be cutting because I'm a fatfuck
>Eat a caloric surplus and skip cardio instead
>Suppose to be bulking
>Eat at maintenance instead
>doing whatever i want
>enjoying every moment
>Suppose to be not jacking off
>Jacking off
>supposed to eat maintenance
>drinking weight gainer
>tries to be D E V I L I S H
>ends up hurting only himself and not others
Absolutely diabolical OP
>tell myself I'm going to fap real quick and be done with it
>edge for 4 hours
>dont cum
It's been 10 days
Send help
>>37897282
But that's wonderful, I wish I could do that
>supposed to be eating healthy
>three chocolate chip cookies in a row.
>>37897001
>take a monstrous bulking dump
>finish and immediately pet cat before washing my hands
D E M O N I C
>>37897001
>tell myself to stop talking to girl so i can finally forget about her
>ask her to come to a BBQ at my place
S A T A N I C
>Finish Benching
>Don't wipe the bench
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>>37897001
>suppose to be cutting
>bulking and setting PRs instead
>supposed to be bulking up
>keep skipping breakfast and eat shit food
>supposed to be cutting
>Set pr on all floors
>supposed to be making it
>continue living like a waste of space with no improvements for years
A S M O D I A N I C
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>>37897353
why tho
>>37897480
Not even funny
>>37897353
madman
>I was supposed to make my move on on a pretty girl at a party
>spent the whole night with my friends drinking too much and in the end, didn't even exchange a word with her
P I R U L A I S M A I N E N
>got with a fat chick just to make my ex jealous
>she wasn't even at the party
>>37897001
>mfw I OHP on the squat hack
>Suppose to be Benching
>I Squat instead
>>37897001
absolute m a n i a c
>always steal a barbell pin when i go to the gym
>once i have enough pins I melt it into a shitty 10 lb plate
>paint it black so it looks aged and carve 45 lb on the outer disk
>once I have 10 I will find a way to get them inside my gym and see what people do
>>37897851
you expect me to believe this demonry?
>help a granny cross the avenue
>leave her in the middle of the avenue and sprint off
>>37897851
i don't believe you
>friends asks Me for fitness advice
>Tell him to do SS
>>37897897
don't, it was a joke
>friend asks me how I got so shredded
>tell him GOMAD
>he ends up at a mental hospital
>>37897918
real nigguh thing to do
makes u think tho
>>37897900
A N G E L I C
>>37897001
>Haven't gone to the gym in a month
>Still shitpost on /fit/
>give people bad advice on /r/formcheck
>upvote myself with my multiple accounts
>downvote anyone who contradicts me
>claim natty
>use creatine
>buy into the morphogenic categorization propaganda
>am stuck, and submitting to it
>come to fitness imageboard
>post kazakh volleyball players
>>37897667
Äijä on kans
YKS PERKELE
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>>37897293
Cookies doesn't count
>Y U NO OLD MEMES
>IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
>ME GUSTA
G I R U G A M E S H
>supposed to be giving fitness related tips
>shitposting
>>37898291
I mean...why? Not morally..just who has the fucking time to do that shit?
>>37900485
if only this was true
>>37897282
i do this. its the worst
