What do you do when a girl checks you out at the gym?
>>37881617
I grunt and beat my chest like a silverback gorilla and mate with her in the squat rack while screaming LIGHT WEIGHT BABY and taking 4 scoops of jack3d
>>37881617
>Girl looks at me
>"Y-you too..."
What the fuck am I doing at a gym?
>>37881617
Rock a hard on and look her dead in the eyes, it lets her know you're interested and breaks the ice
>>37881617
how do i know if she is checking me out or just looking at me cause I look weird?
>>37881617
It's never happened to me in the gym or out of it. Not once in 25 years.
Pretend I didn't see her and continue with my workout until she goes away and then spend the rest of the day thinking about how much I love her.
>>37881617
Wake up.
>>37881638
>how do i know if she is checking me out or just looking at me cause I look weird?
Are you me?
>>37881617
ignore them
sometime it gets annoying because I think they think I'm doing it on purpose when I refuse to acknowledge them and then think I'm weird
maybe it's all in my head. Am I autistic
>>37881617
Fortunately i go to the gym where no women allowed.
>>37881699
Your home gym?
>>37881617
you have to wait until another day or moment you have the opportunity to talk, you cant walk across the gym and say "hey you were looking at me, whats your name"
>>37881702
Nah just old and dirty gym in third world country.
I don't notice.
I never do.
One time I was ordering some fast food with two friends and we finish ordering and one guy has this weird look on him, I ask him what's up and he says something like "didn't you guys fucking notice security dragging that crazy negro out?"
Not sure dude, there's this chick I sometimes see at the gym and she's just the sexiest fucking lady I've ever seen, big tits, huge ass, tan, sexy eyes, anyways I usually catch her looking at me and I notice every guy at the gym looks at her while she's doing an exercise and I purposely don't look at girls or stare at their ass, etc and I swear ignoring her is making her stare at me more and even tried to workout closer to me.
Is there any rhyme to my reason here, I'm just thinking fuck I just turned 20 and I look decent with a few years lifting under my belt but why is this girl giving me green light signals, there's way more attractive and jacked dudes at the gym who are more her age
OH NO A FEMALE IS CHECKING YOU OUT
Make eye contact, knowingly chin lift. Eyebrows up while you tilt your chin up. You know the kind, "I'm cool with you as long as you're cool with me." There's a word for it. It's a "I'm safe, I won't gut you" gesture
If she returns the head nod and keeps eye contact, keep working out. You're here to get strong, not pussy. If she doesn't return the gesture, ignore her, she wasn't looking at you. Regardless, keep your form. You lose form, you lose her, you fucking fuccboi.
If she's interested, she'll wait until after you're done and approach you.
She'll say something to the effect of "Hey, you're strong, can you help me out with my form?"DON'T FUCKING SPEND ALL THE TIME TALKING ABOUT WORKING YOU FUCKING SPERGLORD. It's bullshit they don't care about their form, they're fucking women. This is just an excuse to start talking with her. Women are about escaping responsibility. It's not her fault that the qt dude she's talking to started flirting. He's cute, she can't control herself.
Yes, it's childish bullshit. Welcome to women.
I usually stare @ ground entire gym session /// so i couldnt know
>>37881850
A random girl never went up to you, put her hand on your face and got real close with hers just to say hi?
>>37881779
and then you realized HE was security and YOU were the crazed Negro being dragged out
and you never
even
n o t i c e d
>>37881855
This guy >>37881832 is right you know.
That's what women do, they like plausible deniability so they don't look like a slut to their friends
I inflate my throat with air and spread my limbs to the side to appear larger as I sway back and forth, hissing. This usually works but on the rare occasions that a woman continues looking at me or asks me if I'm okay, I void my bowels to provide a distraction and escape while still holding the weights I was curling.
>>37881865
I was actually the cashier, and the crazy negro was my wife's son.
>>37881617
Smile and continue working out. I'm probably not interested in her anyway.
>>37881887
>>don't drag away me or my wife's son ever again
>>37881617
I posted this womans pic yesterday and people called her a lollipop head and said i was low test.
Fuck you OP
I feel like they don't check me out but are probably wondering why I'm air guitaring and head banging so hard
>>37881617
rip my pants and underwear off, run to her, rip her leggings off as well as her underwear, pick her up, and fuck her against the wall with her legs wrapped around my waist screaming YES!
what, are you a fag and you just look back and smile or something like a beta?
>>37881617
Every fucking time girls post pics like this, they arch their backs to accentuate their ass. It's cheating and I know they all do this crap in pics not just related to their ass, but it really fucking annoys. I can't not notice it now. Likewise for them crossing their legs to make it look like they have an hour glass figure.
>>37881955
Can you stop posting these shitty fucking skinny women? fucking disgusting.
>>37881617
I strike up conversation with them in between sets just like I do with guys who are working out around me because I'm not autistic and know how to socialise.
>>37881638
look back and smile
>>37882201
C H U B Y
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Go fuck rebel Wilson u fag, or pic related
>>37881617
>vomit a bit on my sweater
>mom's spaghetti
>arms are heavy
>legs are weak spaghetti
>mfw I take out chalk and deadlift lmao3pl8
>>37881630
chad
>>37881666
Satan are you me?
>>37882268
I'm not a chubby chaser you low test fag.
pic related is the body of a perfect woman
>>37881789
AND EVRYBODYS WATCHING HERR, BUT SHELOOKING AT YOUOUUUOOO YUOOUOUU-O-OUUUUUU
>>37882311
im with this anon right ere
>>37882201
>muh high test
You do realize that high-test is a meme right ? Fatties are disgusting, and "curvy women" become disgusting fat blobs when they become 30 years old. They are very short lived.
>>37882188
There is nothing wrong with that.
>>37881617
Squats
>>37882485
>fatties are disgusting
This is true.
>"curvy women" become disgusting fat blobs when they become 30 years old. They are very short lived.
this is not true, its just by the time they become 30 years old, they are already married so they just let themselves go and become fat.
but if a curvy woman takes care of herself then she will have a great body up to 45 years old or something, then it slowly gets worse. like any woman.
>>37882320
Haha was listening to this at the gym
>>37882201
tumblr gtfo fucking cunt
>>37881617
put my dick away before i get thrown out again
They don't.
>>37882224
This. If she smiles back. She at least wouldn't mind if you talked to her
>>37881627
this
>>37882269
>3pl8 deadlift
>chalk
kek
>>37882281
>implying CHAD goes to the gym
Go to a machine near them and if they still checking just say "hi how you doing? They always respond then have a normal chit chat and try invite them for a run or exercise outside session with me or even a workout in gym together. I got about a 25% success rate. Some women don't bite they married etc I've dated 5-6 women from gyms
>>37882722
how deluted are you?
>>37881832
Women are socially conditioned not to approach men. Waiting for then will never happen you have to make the move. The most women do is signal ALOT
>>37882838
>The most women do is signal
Such as? Smiling? What when she's just smiling because she has a good day?
>>37881617
She is looking at the shit stains on your pants.
>>37881832
Women are socially conditioned not to approach men. Waiting for then will never happen you have to make the move. The most women do is signal or come over near to you inviting your first move
>>37881832
Women are socially conditioned not to approach men. Waiting for then will never happen you have to make the move. The most women do is signal or come over near to you inviting your first move>>37882843
No they will keep looking at you making eye contact and make it obviously she is looking at you multiple times
>>37882201
fuck off you fat faggot, skinny women are the best
>>37881653
> homegym
>>37881617
Dunno, never happened
>>37881617
Check her out, if she's a 7 or above make eye contact and smile if she holds eye contact for more than 5 seconds, if she smiles back go over say hi then talk about random bs and then say I've got to get back to my workout and ask for her number so we can hang out (smash) later. Lmao at all the incels in this thread.
>>37881789
Anon. Please. Do it for us. Ask her out. Please. Just don't think about it.
>>37882607
>haha
>>37881617
Nothing, don't want my mom or sis think i'm weird
>>37881666
D E V I L I S H
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>>37881666
and she has no idea the entire time?
madman
>>37881617
keep running
>>37882821
Holy fuck. Nice. But isnt it a bit dodgy to be askimg girls out in the gym? Doesnt that seem creepy to other grills?
>>37883289
haha
>>37883524
this is exactly my smile
Look away awkwardly, try to exit the area as quick as possible.
>>37881617
Check myself out too and agree with her.
Am I ugly if girls don't check me out?
>>37883609
You might be too hot so the girls are scared of you.
continue working out but with direct eye contact the entire time
I sperg out and try to ignore them/avoid them, then it gets obvious to them and then everything gets awkward for a few weeks till I'm able to converse with them like a normal person, then repeat the cycle again
How do I stop being this autistic and improve my social skills? When I know a girl likes me but I don't like them, or I like a girl and they don't like me, this scenario tends to happen.
I can't hold a conversation with a woman that I have nothing in common with desu, small talk is definitely not my forte.
>>37882158
that's bad for the neck, you need to get a stand for your guitar
>>37881666
too soon man.
>>37881666
I feel it too
>>37881638
Do u Look weird?>>37881653
>>37881617
>be me
>see 8/10 QT mirin me while I'm on the pec fly machine
>pretend not to notice but make sure to take longer and really squeeze dem pecs for her
>look back
>she's still looking at me
>do another set
>still looking at me
>she must really want the D
>go to wipe down machine and she comes walking over
>oh shit nigger pls no spaghetti
>"Hey are you done with this machine"
>she was just checking when I was done
>why even live
>>37881617
cant tell because i have to take my glasses off during my workout
literally cant see shit capn
>>37881666
glad to know that im not alone
>>37881617
Catch eyes with her in the mirror, smile, see her smile back, finish lift, walk by and say hi. Talk a bit, finish lifting together, then back to her place for a hot, sweaty post lifting fugg. Then go back home to my wife, shower, and fugg again.
>>37881748
Pajeet pls
>>37881617
Why can't I have her? Life isn't fair.
>>37885326
She's plastic. Just buy a black haired Asian-like barby, m8.
https://www.instagram.com/svetabily/
>>37881666
Satan are you just here to hurt me?
>>37882311
You know excess body fat produces estrogen, not testosterone, right?
>>37881666
u me?
>>37881666
Amazing. 10/10 answer.
>>37881877
Lol
>>37881865
kek
>>37881666
This has got to be the /fit/ post of the year
>>37881955
I'd fuck her, no shame in taping that
>>37881666
/THREAD
>>37881666
pretty accurate apart from when you go home and green text it on /fit/
>>37881955
it's just whale hunters being butthurt nobody likes hambeasts irl.
>>37885238
>see 8/10 QT mirin me while I'm on the pec fly machine
girls dont mire plebs that use pussy machines lel
>>37881666
/fit/, the post
>>37883543
Kek
>>37881617
honestly I get checked out quite a lot whenever I workout, so I dont really pay attention to it any longer.
You must remember that most girls that visit the gym on a regular basis are likely to be single and looking to improve their appereance to attract males, so naturally they will be checking you out. Other than that working out to improve your body is narcissistic AF so ofc gym rats/hoes and busy looking at each other comparing body parts etc. its fake AF but thats how the game is.
>>37885734
If youbweren't a pussy you'd use the fucking dumbells to do flies.
>>37881955
Needs some fake tits.
I explained what I could with my drawing. But I'll tell you the less explained parts here.
I was doing DB OHP. Sitting in the almost empty gym. Literally nobody else on the adjustable benches except me.
Guy walks in with gf and sits on random bench away from me as shown, close to the rack because he is afraid of farmers walks.
Girl sat down 2nd. Stared at me through the mirror and then moved towards the bench in front of me after picking up her DBs
She starts doing 1 armed bent over rows. Full arch. Right in front of me.
BF looks at me quite a lot. I try to look unattractive because I feel bad. I coughed and etc but each time she just looked round at me and it made him look more angry.
He caught me staring at her ass on like her 4th set.
I see him go over to her so I turn my music down low to hear. "how many sets of those are you doing?"
What should I have done? I'm not sure if she wanted the D or if she just wanted attention... I've never seen them before though. Probably won't see them again either. They looked new to lifting even though she had dat squat ass.
>>37881617
assume that i am the target of some sort of con
>>37882158
Also, your flag is backwards bro. I always felt the flying v type looked uncomfortable. I'm a es335 type guy.
>>37881617
mid set:
Ignore and finish set... Always get mired while doing weighted dips. Sometimes I think that they browse /fit/ and they're thinking, "wow this faggot fell for the weighted dip meme."
during rest:
Make eye contact and smile
>>37881955
Her hips are less than optimal for birthing. Yet another benefit of high test babes are their wide hips for birthing your fridge mode sons.
>>37881666
This one hits home way too hard.
>>37881666
lord
>>37886470
>weighted dips
>>37881666
>>37881617
ignore her, im there to train
besides, I like my gym. I dont want to risk that over some girl complaining to the front desk.
>>37881617
Check her back out, take a mental snap shot to fap to later and hit a PR with the test boost.
>>37885409
and that's why women with excess bodyfat are ideal...what's your point?
>>37881617
Why is this bobblehead of a woman leaning back so far? She is trying way too hard to make it look like she has curves.
>>37881666
>every time
>>37881617
You say hey in an open voice and leave your hand in your pocket. When you see their lips move turn up the music. Always get the last word in. If you're the betable in a relationship abandon it
>>37881955
Her pussy looks like a rectangle m8
>>37881666
>>37887990
>I will never be with someone this attractive
T_T
>walk past cardio machines to get to men's changing room
>just glance up at a girl as I walk past
>her eyes immediately shoot up from her phone and look directly at me
>look away quick and shuffle off embarrassed
This literally happens all the time, It's not even like I'm checking them out. Do girls have some sort of sixth sense? I never know if anyone is even looking in my direction and have definitely never caught anyone, male or female, even just watching me lift.
>>37886321
I feel you i was doing bench and some girl starts squatting in front of me solid 7.5 wide stance nice ass, cant help but look, boyfriend is semi dyel I'm fairly atheistic wtf do its awkward af
>>37881617
a what checks out me at where
I do 1 extra rep
>>37881666
I feel this too but I don't think a girl ever checked me out.
>>37883609
Yeah but it's easy to make yourself attractive, it just takes a long time and dedication.
You're probably not ugly, you're probably just not hot or good-looking.
>>37888106
wtf is this
>>37881617
I go to a small local gym, there's almost always less than 10 people there and frequently less than 5 so chatting with her is not overly uncommon.
I do not give a single fuck. Chances are she's not doesn't meet my standards.
ofc bitches are mirin, I am a god. Doesn't mean they're all goddesses
>>37888286
>she's not doesn't meet my standards
>I am a god
Gods don't fuck up that bad.
>>37881666
fuck you satan
>>37888298
you imply english is my first language. gods speak many, it is one of five for me
>>37885409
Fucking hell mate, it's the other way around
>>37881617
Look around to both sides as if she must be staring at somebody else, make eye contact, then walk way.
>>37881617
not sure what to do desu, from being fat in the past im used to girls ignoring me
feels awkward, man
>>37888383
If it was the other way around. You wouldnt have to eat your cum 3 x a day faggot
>>37881666
Someone screencap this :^)
>>37881789
>I purposely don't look at girls or stare at their ass
I've always done this, irl as well.
I just see people that look at girls asses as they walk by and they just look dumb and desperate.
Ofc I will never get any, but at least I dont look like a creep
>>37881627
first post best post
>>37888183
the triple jump
>watch the olympics man
I don't know if I have ever been checked out at the gym. I am dyel , but I think I at least have an average face.
>>37881666
>The Satanic trips of sad truth speak the sad truth.
And checked.
>>37882825
5g/L
>>37881666
Include me in the screencap
>make eye contact
>smile
>in a fucking gym
I feel like no one here has actually been to a gym before.
>Saturday morning workout
>gym pretty much dead
>me, grill, and 4 or 5 old people on ellipticals
>Me and grill are the only ones in free weight areas
>Go about my lifts
>Being a girl, she is of course doing some meme lunge exercise with 5 lb. dumbells
>Making loud, orgasmic noises with each rep
Is she trying to tell me something /fit/?
>>37881666
I do this except for the part about spending the rest of the day thinking about her. Now you have me thinking about all these girls who have checked me out over the last few weeks, you cheeky cunt.
>>37888381
Gods speak them fluently.
>>37881666
Dude are you me ?
>>37882838
I have been asked out at least 12 times by women. They've all been ugly or average looking.
>>37881666
>Right in the feelz
>>37882838
I've had girls drag me onto dance floors at clubs and bars, it might depend on where you live though. Some areas have more conservative values and women will wait to be approached.
>>37889564
wanna medal?
>>37886321
Something similar happened just 2 hours ago.
>decide to do some cardio since I'm cutting and I had like 2 cups of oatmeal with whole milk and probly will be over my aimed deficit for the day
>almost all treadmills are taken when im done liftan
>welp, elliptical it is
>after 15 mins or so most of the treadmills are free
>about to swtich to the one in front of me when I notice a qt coming to the treamills
>she literally had 3 free ones right next to her
>she takes the one directly in front of me and starts at a slow cat-walking like pace
>mfw she's wearing sheer leggins and I'm positive i saw the faint reddish outline of her sports undies
>I literally extended my cardio to ~40 mins until i literally felt like a creep and i had to go to work.
>mfw as soon as I got off and walked to the lockers she also got off
Jacked off twice to this so far.
I just realized I never even attempted to make eye contact with her..
A-am I gonna make it?
>>37881666
add on "talk to her next time" and never see her again.
>>37890030
You should have raped her in the carpark m8.
>>37888041
more like
>you will never be with someone that blurry
>there are 20 ellipticals open
>qt picks the one next to me at the very end
>mfw
why cant these bitches be polite
>>37881691
yeah, probably
>>37881666
>>37881666
>>37881955
Anything up yo 80% on this chart is fine. I don't want to see those love handles on the 100% lass.
>>37890498
20% or under please and thanks.
>>37881666
>>37881627
This ...threads over
>>37881617
Girls checking me out at the gym are similar to the holocaust, both never happened
>>37888719
Yes. This.
>>37890025
Kek
>>37881666
/fit/ in a nutshell
>>37881666
I know that feel
>>37881617
Internalize the autism and turn it into pseudo-test.
>thanx for extra reps bb.
>>37882223
yes you are
>>37883479
yes, only sluts are going to respond.
>>37883644
Just talk about them, most women are conceited.
>>37885326
you're not entitled to shit, you little fuck.
>>37888068
Yes, women, but people specifically people in general have a natural tendency to know when they're being stared at.
>>37888183
that is a nigger being sassy
>>37881748
please stop coming to europe
>>37881666
Jesus... Satan himself getting us in the feels. How has nobody capped this yet?
>>37888381
you're an egoistic faggot.
>>37888183
its an ass
>>37890804
Raise my eyebrows in acknowledgement and do my next set
>>37889375
she's ripe.
>>37881666
>>37890296
Ain't just bitches, it's just fucking people.
>>37888381
5 languages
>homo
>faggot
>queer
>twink
>nunce
>>37888383
hes right, high body fat releases oestrogen
>>37881617
>What do you do when a girl checks you out at the gym?
do nothing.
it does not mean anything.
a girl can check out many guys in a day, that does not mean she wants to hook up with any of them.
so carry on with your day and do not over think these things.
>>37881666
I used to do actual modeling and I still do this. Fuck
>>37881691
Fuck I catch myself doing the same thing. ALSO, ZOZZLE I'm saving that pic
>>37888381
>>37881617
Ignore her and hope she goes away and when she doesn't talk about boring bullshit till she gives you her number
>>37889063
There go my sides
>>37881832
Women are socially conditioned not to approach men. Waiting for then will never happen you have to make the move. The most women do is signal or come over near to you inviting your first move>>37882843
No they will keep looking at you making eye contact and make it obviously she is looking at you multiple times. And if it's not obvious she will make body motions that are indicative of sexual attraction
>>37891236
>7ft katana
I cringe every time.
>>37891366
>i'm ignorant about warfare in ancient japan
>>37891422
>6ft long blade
>used in warfare
I watch a lot of anime too.
>>37881617
When she's this skinny, ignore and keep continue lifting.
With a body like Anna Meares or Miafit, then I'd definitely try to smash.
>>37888089
>fairly atheistic
let's hope you're better at lifting weights than you are at spelling
>>37881617
you flex your pecs and smile, then keep lifiting
>>37881955
>Skinny ass thighs and narrow hips
>Not low test
they don't and they never will
i stopped checking the girls out
now i just look at guys out of envy
>>37890498
40 > 60 > 80 > the rest
I feel like puking looking at the - examples though.
>>37886321
i've noticed a lot of the stories here are the same, be it the mirin' stories or whatever it is, people playing these stupid games
there's a subtext here but nobody is acknowledging it, but they are obsessively thinking about it and everyone needs to outdo everyone else but without saying it because that would blow their cover even though everyone knows the game is being played
people complain a lot about the games women play with not saying what they really want and testing men and things like that but I notice a lot of frustration here with competition among men, where young men try to out-alpha each other without saying it, it makes me worry about going back to school and trying to act normal, do I also have to play these stupid fucking games?
not just try to exaggerate my masculinity to attract women for a change, but does that also mean that I need to subtly imply to the men nearby that I'm the alpha male?
These stories just make human interaction seem to taxing and draining, and then people tell me "oh, nobody cares, all of the anxiety is in your head", but then I hear of all of these games that you're a player in just be being outside around other people
>>37881666
1) Shes fit and hot, shes nearly constantly bombarded with attention and attempts to get her attention. you doing someone else is weird and flags you as potential creep (unless you've got a 8+/10 face too, then you're mysterious and hard to get)
2) girls look at people occasionally. they try their best, but they still do every now and again. they try not to because idiots like you and me take that as a sign shes attracted to us.
you did the right thing, thats what you're supposed to do.
>tfw we would have had a great life together.
>>37891538
that looks like olivia wilde
>>37890296
this happened to me once after we met eyes a handful of times over a few months. she was hands down the sexiest regular, god almighty she was physically perfect.
i was doin my warm up run and she took the treadmill next to me out of like 40 empty treadmills. it was damn near torture as a forever alone.
i dunno what she expected me to do, try to chat her up while we were running?
im not entirely convinced she wasnt doing something nefarious or cruel either. she didnt seem like a mean spirited person but ive known she downright evil girls so anythings possible. im not a good looking person and no where near the biggest/fittest dude in my gym (though im definitely plenty fit) so theres a very real chance she was playing some dickheaded game.
>>37881666
Trips dont lie
>>37881629
Kys tripfag
>>37891532
>atheistic
hahahah the price you pay i guess I'm both but intelligent
>>37888183
It´s something called a woman,
a hot one btw
>>37881617
Skinny is so fucking gross
>>37891780
You're reading too much into it
All these stories are autistic dyel kids making up their own fucking sexual fantasies
>a girl is working out in front of me! must mean she's interested
>a girl looked at me! maybe she wants to fuck
etc
In real life the only people who do this shit are insecure losers themselves. The only real way to get rid of anxiety is to not care what other people think. You can easily accomplish that by recognizing that literally EVERYONE is afraid of the same social rejection that you are
You don't need to do anything special to attract women or anything like that, you don't need to compete with other men. Just do whatever the fuck you want, that's really just it
A girl once sat next to me in the bus. She totally wanted it, I could feel it.
>>37892836
fat ass without legging
