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It's like you're forgetting why we lift, /fit/?
>lifting ~3 months
>dbol only cycle (test is for pussies)
>visiting dad in hospital
>having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know
>talking about food in general
>mention I eat tuna for breakfast every morning
>woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"
>mfw
>work at mcdicks
>see three 8/10s on front counter
>doing dishes so decide to take off work shirt so just wearing tank and apron
>casually go help my buddy in grill
>hear "ooooh muscles" from front counter
>turn and smile
Mirin.jpg
only when gays start mirin', you have made it
>>37881579
>lifting ~3 months
>dbol only cycle (test is for pussies)
>3 months
>cycle
wat? am I being baited?
>>37882040
>tfw I have only gotten compliments on my physique from straight men.
>>37881579
>ctrl-c
>results
wut
>>37882060
>straight
>>37882060
>straight
>>37882045
I feel kind of sad for these guys that start cycling as soon as they join the gym. It can only end badly.
>>37882030
>work at mcdicks
>getting mired
>>37882040
>be a total dyel with j00cy booty
>be in shower stall at the spa
>can see gays mirin my booty in the small mirror on the wall placed for shaving
>get compliments on having a well developed body in changing room by gays
>too much of a beta to refuse giving out my number when they ask (pic related)
>>37882093
>not having a summer job so you can have a car when you go back to uni
>>37882112
Wow why would you do that? You're going to have to see him again. You're fucked bro
>>37882045
>>37882071
>>37882076
Lurk more.
>>37882126
>show up in rusted civic
>h-how do you like it, ladies? worked all summer for it
>>37882670
kek
>>37882670
>tfw at the gas station filling up 3 year old civic
>'hey nice car'
>u wot m8
>it's some random grill
>bertstare internally
>th-thanks
>do a 360, moonwalk into my car, and drift away
>tfw you have no idea what just happened
>cousin
>(14)
>pecs
>anal
>solid
>>37881579
>tfw u get mercury poisoning from eating too much tuna
>>37882670
>tfw I unironically drive a rusted civic
Soooo...gay mires?
>Be 21
>be in gay sauna club
>Get eyefucked by all old goys
>buff 30s guy says i have the perfect ass
>slaps it
>Another guy
>"You're the hottest one here today"
Feels good being Bi
Here's a recent horror story
>Be me in class
>It's a small class, so you don't have to sit next to anyone
>Girl I've never talked to sits down next to me anyway
>Not a pretty one
>It's a fat black girl
>Tries to make small talk and asks about assignments
>Can't understand shit of what she's saying
>Just smile, nod and try to play along
>Class ends
>Pack up my things and head for the elevator
>Turns out she's also going for it
>Get in first
>It's a pretty big elevator, so there's more than enough room despite her being fat
>She backs up all the fucking way
>Presses her fat ass right against my crotch
>Awkwardly squeeze away before natural instincts kick in
>Get the fuck out the elevator once it drops
>She smiles and says goodbye
I'm afraid to go back now.
>>37883467
wear a sharp white hoodie and you'll be safe anon trust
>>37883139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCDKk2s0pQM
>be me bored to death
>decide to go out drive around with train, will meet someone i know anywayd
>get in train, sit down and drive for 2 mins
>sitting there reading smth on my phone when suddenly a old mate and his gf got in "hey anon, what happened you got huge man"
>"we drove past you earlier with our car, i could barely recognize you.
>his gf with a huge smile looking at me: "ahhh that was hiim?"
later i keep driving and got out at burgerking to see if anyones there
>guy i also havent seen in a while comes up from behind and tries to choke me
>hes russian and quiet big so he always has to show how strong he is
>"woaah anon what the hell happened with you, since when do you lift? you change a lot, in a positiv way ofc"
its nice some fgts and Grills who never paid attention to me now suddenly act like they want to suck my dick
>Girlfriend is talking to her cousin
>She sends pic of me
>Cousin says I look huge
>Gf replies with if you think he looks huge now you should see how huge he looks when hes fucking me and all his muscles are popping
heh
>Started getting /fit/ two years ago just losing fat
>Lose a whole bunch of weight
>Some girls say hi to me when I'm outside now
>Not a "Hi get away from me" or "Hi stop looking at me please" just a "Hi"
As someone who would have been home on /r9k/ that's all the mirin' I needed to keep at it, one of these days.....
>>37884230
Noice man keep it up. You're gonna make it breh
>Now down to 75kg from 130kg
>Taken a qt blonde girl home the last couple of nights I've been out
>Went and saw my family, 17 year old cousin complimented me, got quite handsy, wants to come down and see me when her mum comes down to visit in a week
>Girl I used to fuck asked me if I want to come to stay at hers for a weekend, she's taking the Monday off too so we can have a three day fuck session
Oh and
>Going up to see my the family
>Stopped in a service station
>Group of qt middle-eastern girls walk past me as I go in
>See one looking at me
>Smile at her and go back to reading texts
>See her continue looking out the corner of my eye
>Hear one of her friends make fun of her because she was blatantly staring
feels nice man
>>37881579
>dbol cycle
>proud of his fraudulent gains
Fuck off cunt. You don't deserve mires of any kind
>Tfw jap qt says nice chest
>Tfw korean qts say 잘생겼다
>Tfw my korean boss squeezes my thighs and says I'm a healthy man
Bruhs living life abroad is the best way to get a confidence boost since apparently all Confucius-based societies love giving compliments.
Also 90% of asians have stick bodies so if you're dyel by /fit/ standards you're fucking jacked in Asia.
>>37882112
>>37882141
>Not getting free blowjobs in the sauna post-workout
>>37883091
Girls don't care for cars cause they don't know shit about them. All they care about is it's clean or a rolling bucket of filth.
>>37881579
Wowie 3 months great work champ, getting in those casein proteins after sleep.
>>37884472
This.
/thread
>>37883664
>decide to go out drive around with train
Nigga what?
>be walking around downtown last night with my friend and little bro
>tons of people around due to Pokemon Go
>see this fine ass girl sitting on a bench
>oh fuck
>its my oneitis from high school
>try not to make eye contact so I do not engage
>she finds me
>"Hey, anon! Do you recognize me?!"
>tfw I liked her when she was 15 (I was 17 at the time) and now I see her as more gorgeous than cute
>tfw she's a woman now
>I say hi
>she gives me a hug and says I look absolutely fantastic (I was a fatass in high school and now I'm more muscular and don't have a gut.)
>"Y-you too."
>tfw I haven't spergged out like that since high school.
>we talk about how life is going and then we part our ways.
>tfw I remember how she turned me down junior year
>tfw it still hurts 3 years later.
I haven't been in a relationship, but I've been on a few dates and all that. When I've been turned down it never really effects me like how it did back then. I really shouldn't have these feelings after so long.
>>37884230
Good on you, dude. It will get better as you move forward. I'm sure you can already tell by now.
>>37883105
>Tfw ull never get to see the story anon posted tht made this into a meme
/autism & beta/ general
>>37881579
No girls check me out, ever.
I'm tall (6'4"), /fit/ as I've ever been having just hit 4/3/2/1. I dress pretty cool- mostly kind of techwear inspired athletic clothes or classic jeans and a tshirt.
Does face really matter that much? I don't think I'm NOT handsome, I just know I'm not incredibly attractive. I wonder if I'm more ugly than I thought or just give off rapist vibes, i've had many friends joke about me being a serial killer but I always thought it was because of my borderline OCD patrick bateman lifestyle.
>>37885613
We're just trying to get a handle on our lives and maybe earn some (You)s while we're at it anon just like anyone else on this board.
>>37884488
>>37882071
>>37882045
>>37884436
Hello gentlemen and welcome to /fit/!
Two questions for you
How is summer treating you? Mine is excellent in case you were wondering.
Are you looking forward to school starting up again or will you miss us after you have to give it up?
>>37885745
Facial aesthetics matters a LOT.
Women actually consider the average male face ugly, but being 6'4 and fit should definately make up for it.
You're either not fit enough or have a below average face.
>ctrl-c
HAHA NEWFAG MEME LMAO AHAHAHAHA
>>37885882
Damn. What can I do about this situation?
I'm not too worried though, I have a gf and a healthy sex and social life.
Just when there's no evidence of me not being single nobody really approaches or tries to attract me. Makes me wonder what would happen if I were to break up with her, you know?
>>37881579
you tell this story all the time shut the fuck up already
>lifting 3 months
>been on a bulk during summer break
>8000 calories a day using Cali Muscles' Hyphy burrito recipe and GOMAD
>lifting at least 2 times a week, sometimes more
>go back to college
>girl in class I kind of talk to keeps looking at me
>"Wow anon, you've gotten big"
>Tell her thanks and that I'll maybe see her around (with sexual implication)
>tfw finally made it
>>37882060
>straight
>>37885947
>Eating eight thousand calories a day
>After lifting for three months
>Lifting two times a week
This is bait but if not dude I think you're just getting fat.
>>37885947
>Tell her thanks and that I'll maybe see her around (with sexual implication)
This is the most autistic thing I've read today.
>>37883091
>3 year old civic
>buying newer than EK9
she was being sarcastic
>>37885947
underrated
>>37885869
Fuck off, boardy. Go deadlift somewhere else infront of another 9/10 that won't give a shit about your 6pl8 pull.
>>37886083
>9/10
No she was a 6/7 with tits
Was thinking about writing out my most recent mires but I'd rather go to the gym rn
>>37885947
>(With sexual implications)
This is why I keep coming back!
>>37886108
I hope you get arthritis.
>>37882112
>tfw same
>got that juicy genetics booty even if i i didnt lift
>gays ask me to dance at clubs if im alone even for a second
>tfw nogf
>>37882112
Post body pics please, I can't imagine a dyel joocy body.
>>37886252
any cyclist
>>37885947
Dennis?
>>37883664
>>decide to go out drive around with train
What the fuck
>>37885975
Summerfag pls
>>37886346
Kek you're just getting fat. If you're eating that much and working out that rarely I highly doubt you're making gains. Especially after three months lifting.
>>37886361
OF COURSE ITS A FUCKING BAIT YOU GODDMAN RETARD HOW MORE OBVIOUS CAN IT BE
>>37886379
WELL NOW I FEEL LIKE THE ASSHOLE
THANKS ANON FUCK YOU TOO
>>37881579
Why do you keep reposting the same made up story? Nobody cares that you take only dbol, just show us your gyno already
I think you mean ctrl+f you dumb shit
> 2 months of gym
> she tells me i got less fat than i was
>>37883467
>It's a pretty big elevator
4u
>>37881579
I'm a 5'8'' and i live in the balkans so i never do get mired
>people in general getting a lot more handsy
it's like they were afraid to touch me before but now it's all pats on the back, hand on shoulder
>tfw mostly men
>>37882670
>>37883091
>>37883235
>tfw rusted civic is older than me
Fresh mire
> in dominoes for cheat meal
> who am I kidding I have no self-control
> go to tear off receipt on card reader
> accidentally rip the entire top off the machine, paper reel goes everywhere
> qt server calls me muscles and asks if I've just come from the gym
> he looks it, no wonder it broke and assorted comments from co-workers
> can't handle such concentrated attention so can't only muster a spergled 'heh'
> making it, right guys
>>37884488
yeah, i need to tone up for my equally normie women, and spot reduce my 'stubborn belly fat' by doing 4 billion meme crunches from a wolverine x-men workout-routine picture for half a week.
>>37883664
>decide to go out drive around with train
Are you in America or Russia?
>>37884412
All she needs is some thiccness in her thighs and ass, and I'll have her to go
>>37882670
>tfw drive s mint condition 100% stock 1997 civic with 174xxx miles and get compliments on it daily
>>37883091
Same brah embrace the Honda
>>37889983
> no gigantic fisher price wing
> no aftermarket pepperoni pan wheels
>no fart can muffler
the last of a dying breed, hats off to you
>>37885135
>Tfw i was there.
>Tfw wasting my best years on 4chan
>>37885135
Stories only a couple years old bro
>>37885745
>Does face really matter that much?
Unless you're horrible looking - no, but confidence does
>>37883105
>>37885135
>cousin
>(14)
>pecs
>anal
>solid
can someone post the story?
>>37886442
whats dbol anyway? :|
I always thought juicing was pretty much all test
>>37881579
>tfw female friend said that given the chance, she would fuck me
>just laugh
im retarded
>>37890251
uh that sounds quite fixable
>>37890251
sing her Abba's "take a chance on me" next time you hit the gym
>>37886683
christ, what a rollercoaster of a story
>>37881579
>visiting dad in hospital
>/fraud/
you'll be visiting him soon anon
>>37881579
>be ottermode
>constantly mired by my mother's friends and other middle aged women
>rare, small mires from younger women
>>37889983
>"compliments"
>girls face when they see him drive off
>>37882670
i drive a 1999 Hyundai Atos
>>37881579
>go on date with qt3.14
>decide to go to arcade
>can barely fit in half the rides make a comment about it
>"anon, if you weren't so big, you'd fit!"
>i-is th-this making it guise?
>>37890461
You'ew fat
Hawh-hah
>>37882030
>work at mcdicks
>3 8/10's in the building
yeah fucking right.
>>37886298
I understood this reference.
>meet someone new for first time
>they ask me what sport I play
>"None, I just go to the gym a lot"
It's happened twice already, kinda embarrassing.
>>37890531
>not saying zumba 3 times a week
>>37888175
>not waiting for the server to rip the receipt off and hand it to you
how fucking impatient are you?
>>37882060
London?
>talking to boss at end of shift
>qt co-worker comes over to us
>leans on me and rests her hand on my trap
>her voice lowers and she grins
>"wow, anon, you have really nice traps"
>"heh, thanks"
People keep touching my back and saying how strong it feels recently. Too bad my back is where all of the gains are.
Still, feels good
> Get grindr to check out TS' cos I'm a raging faggot
> Get flurry of messages from gay guys complimenting my back pic offering to suck my cock
> Delete grindr and never return
>driving around with bro playing pokemon
>drop tge top of my miata becos its a nice day
>girl walking past says hello or something
>ask if she's team mystic she has no idea what im speaking off
> burn out in my miata laughing with my.bro with the music loud
Love torching hoes like that
>>37890474
I-it's jjust the pre-winter bulk I promise!
>>37890534
>forgetting wii-fit.
>>37890660
>two dudes in a miat.
>can't speak to women.
Way to perpetuate the stereotype.
>>37883920
man those girls in the gif are just not for me. teebee-h however i would still bang the girl in the back cause she looks like dizzykitten
>>37884412
holy shit i saw this girl on the tind. pdx?
>>37890660
>burning out
>miata
right
>>37882030
Go to sleep Wes.
>>37882040
TFW gays tried to get in my pants before I ever started lifting.
>>37883664
>decide to go out drive around with train
Wait, what?
>>37882045
>>37882071
>>37883139
>>37884436
>>37884488
>>37890379
>>37882076
Top Kek. Every single time this thread appears there's people who don't realize this is a stale copypasta.
>>37890432
Are they cute anon?
If they are above 6/10, then job well done.
If women the same age can't appreciate your work, then the older ones can get some
>>37885019
You'z fucked mah nig. I've fucked a few girls now in the past 2 years... But no one will make me feel like the bitch who stole my heart.
>>37890432
DO IT!!! Banged a 35 year old the other day, best sex of my life.
>>37890510
You'd be surprised there pal, all the ratchets come to McDicks prior to partying. We call them apron chicks because you put on an apron to hide your boner.
>>37889983
>Ameripoors
>>37883920
Threesome when?
