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>>37877406
>when you see it...
ok you start
If I wanted humor I would ask _______________
>>37877431
fellow visitor from /dailybikethread/ here
got any motorcycle humor?
>>37877431
>>37877472
>>37877406
That's not funny.
>>37877484
boohoo
>ICF Fags
>>37877429
>Hello
>>37877482
also the squats one
>>37877510
>>37877510
wtf is that shit
>>37877844
I'll take that with a paperbag please
>>37878096
If I did(not saying I would) would I need to use protection or does the extra chromosome cause infertility(again not saying I would)
>>37877440
You to stop fucking posting so I can only see good, humorous posts
requesting pic of anime bench press for taytay
>>37877406
your 1 rep max
>>37878121
Just admit you would man
>>37878121
top kek man, not like shes gonna drool over you her 43 chromosomes and change your genetic code by doing that
>>37878185
I would ask for your 1repmaxes if I wanted humor
>>37878889
>>37878897
>>37878919
>current year
>still adoring zyzz
>still believing that "making it" is dying alone at 22 in a sauna
thanks for the keks
End of dump, not humor, but finishing with the king's workout plan.
>>37878889
>>37878897
Rip to the goat
>>37878939
Forgot the roids
>>37878939
>>37879317
yeah this, he could do the most retarded brosplit and still get huge with all the things he was pinning
he even got to 0%bf LMAO
>>37878863
You're laughing now.
But that man would kick you to the curb in DDR
>>37879422
grandpa go to bed
>>37878889
>Top left.
That's more sperg than anything I've seen on fucking /r9k/.
>>37878929
>Current year
>Still hating Zyzz
>Probably DYEL or fat powerlifter
>>37879481
joke is on you I dont even lift
>>37879504
Guess what DYEL stands for
>>37879445
>That's more alpha than anything I've seen on fucking /r9k/.
fixed
>>37879516
having a DYEL body =/= not performing lifting activity
retard
>>37879549
It encompasses DYEL, summerfella.
>>37879558
>being this new
>>37879308
>look in rearview mirror
>see humanity
>drive even faster
jesus christ my sides
>>37879445
The only difference is you go on r9k and he never did. That and he actually got attention from women.
>>37877406
OP, it's custom that you post a relevant image with humor threads.
>>37879668
wow he must be living the dream, so what is this big guy doing right now?
>>37877429
That's a great business idea, when you go to snap city from doing dumbass crossfit workouts, you can get treated at the same place, lol
>requesting LMAO1JAP
>>37879549
>not lifting =/= not lifting
DYEL bra?
>>37879713
>>37879732
Oh fuck me
>>37878929
It's not about Zyzz, it's about what he stood for. Making yourself look as good as you can, and taking pride in your accomplishments. I don't emulate Zyzz, in fact I think he was a bit of an idiot, but I want to have the same self-confidence he had. Watching Zyzz's progress motivated me to start exercising, and paying attention to personal grooming. So often, self-help tells us "just be yourself," but what if the person you are right now isn't someone other people want to be around?
I guess what I'm saying is that Zyzz was a ray of hope for us. He showed us that even though we were a little strange, we could improve ourselves and snag a qt 3.14 if we put enough energy into it. He may not have been the best, but he was the first, and he'll always have a special place in my heart for that.
>Pic is unrelated, but I figured a pic of Condaleeza Rice would lighten the mood
>>37877406
Wow nothing funny in this thread no wonder all you meatheads have to go to the gym 24/7 thats the only thing going for you
>>37879899
>muuhh zyzz legacy
yeah nah brah
>>37879921
>DYEL opinions on humor
Now THAT's funny!
>>37879921
>stop liking what I dont like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>37879932
Maybe he did nothing for you, but he motivated me, and I hope a lot of other people.
>>37879961
>his role model is a guy dead at 22
yeah I'll pick something else thank you
>>37879980
Alright, I'm obviously unable to convince you of why I think Zyzz and other bodybuilders is/are inspiring to me. I will just have to understand we have differences of opinion and move on. Thank you for illuminating me.
>>37879396
gold
>>37879549
Is this b8?
>>37877406
Youre a fucking idiot
>>37879416
Is there any more
>>37879416
Fuck I remember this.
Good times.
Anyone got some no fat just bulking pictures? I find them hilarious desu.
>>37878121
She can't get pregnant cause of the extra chromosome so nut away papito
>>37877530
Eyy, I was in that thread
>>37877530
Delet this
>>37878840
This one always gets me
>>37879899
fuck yeah bro. 100% feel that, still lifting to this day
>>37882388
The pisslord is strong
>>37877844
>Zero stretch marks
There's some photoshop magic in this.
You still gotta give her cred for not being a fat downie though.
>>37878826
>cant strict press his own gf, even though ROM is reduced by like half
0/10
I can strict press my boyfriends weight for reps.
The fact this guy had to jerk is frankly disappointing
>>37882923
Do you think he's getting weekend pootang and succ by Stacy for putting up with a downie
>>37883145
Nope, Stacy is trying to push the downie into getting a better guy.
>>37878863
Oh shit that's my gym in Florida. Haven't seen that guy there in forever, though.
>>37879308
>>37879598
>>37879308
>#MUTANT
erry time
>>37879422
>But that man would kick you to the curb in DDR
at which point i would still be laughing
>>37879308
kek'd hard.
>>37878121
Cool your dick amigo, even Down's chicks have standards.
>>37879021
>Dragon flags
>Not Targaryen
>>37879312
KEK
Why you never take your girl to the gym.
If I wanted humor I'd ask your 1 rm max
>>37881465
I've never understood why Gooby was called the puzzlemaster. I wasn't on /fit/ until I heard about his doxing. Would he actually post shit like that?
>>37878121
Retard is not transmitable to anything except children.
>>37882388
This is why literal retards shouldn't have fanbases.
>>37879921
>lift my hearth, zyzz
>>37879416
fucking hell this is so good
>>37879696
One of my faves too
Posting a classic, making a comeback, hands down the best meme in /fit/
>>37885654
get rekt rest of fit hahahahaha
>>37877530
Bretty good
>>37881590
Your an idiot.
>>37879549
>>37885599
>LMAO1JAP
gets me every time
>>37886109
>Normal sized women wanting to lose 15kg
This entire comic is so on-point that it hurts.
>>37883724
Back when he came here he would do things like post a video to his real website and come here and mention he left subtle references for us to fine, they would be tame things like "DYEL" faintly hidden against a cloud in the sky and such
>>37877482
>>37877519
While we're at it.
>>37877570
>>37877406
I see so many people doing this bullshit. Didn't know it was crossfit, I legitimately thought they were mentally challenged.
https://youtu.be/Jp7-5gbtfOY?t=92
>>37878932
>>37882923
I stupidly thought for a moment that the first guy was being shot by a sniper.
>>37878939
>>37878939
Where's the roids?
>>37885654
Why did this make me lose
>>37886109
I love all the details here, the fatass neckbeard with the 'keto' shirt and constant 'LONDON' in the background
>>37886770
It's also missing part of his routine
>Weekend: Sauna.
>>37884140
>>37884140
That's actually pretty fucking inspirational
>>37884159
I remember that. Cant believe its 7 years old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oegeh394rDg
>>37886840
DELETE THIS
>>37887234
>even Janoy gets laid
>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON
>>37887595
>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON
>>37883473
I'm fucking dying holy shit. I can't stop laughing in the middle of a lecture
>>37887234
thought he was gonna ask if she had a dick lmao
>>37878889
Dumb whores
>>37881813
>benches well under lmao1pl8
>is using grip variations
For what purpose?
To what end?
>>37882923
I lost 80lb of fat, and have no visible stretch marks.
Just did it over the course of 2 looong fucking years, and lots of moisturizing.
Stretch marks faded almost as soon as they appeared
>>37881813
lmao
>>37888047
>no girl like me anyway its ok
>>37888122
lmao
Does this count?
>>37887995
>>37879416
I'd watch the shit out of this.
>>37877457
Don't know why but I love this
>>37877482
wow those deadlifts sure developed his chest, traps, and arms
>>37877502
>Mfw the average /fit/ dyel thinks SS is actually taxing on you
>>37888360
#NOTIPS
>>37888303
whos the guy with the cookies?
>>37888375
Jeff Seid, one of the only natties competing in the Olympia
fit humor?
>>37881813
>not using suicide grip on all lifts
lmao dyel
>>37884627
We got a lot of christianbros in my gym that like to pray between sets. I'm going to memorize this shit and "pray" this between my sets near them.
>>37888360
#NOTIPS
>>37887773
He was doing skull crushers like a fucking retard
>>37888360
#NOTIPS
>>37888360
#NOTIPS
>>37885599
>LMAO1JAP
fucking lost it lmao
>>37884221
>>37883696
>girl
also that takes some skill
>>37877429
Nice shill fuck head
>>37879980
We all die faggot, but not all of us live.
This is entire thread is a fail. American brand of humour is fucking garbage.
>>37888824
Yea. I crush coffee for brekafts. Burgers for lunch. And miller for supper. Some people eat salad. Some people look better in tight clothes than they do nude anyway so fuck you
>>37888322
>Yellow urine
never gonna make it
>>37879346
One of the best.
>>37879663
>not going on /r9k/ for toppest keks
Missing out bro
>>37888289
jeff pls go
>>37882021
kek
>>37888360
#NOTIPS
>>37882923
Chroma-zoned again.
>>37888360
#NOTIPS
>>37877406
Somone plz post the paranormal story, the one where the /fit/ bro starts wiping his ass with a satanic bible and punches a demon in the face
>>37888443
Okay I give up, where's Waldo?
>>37887729
>>37887769
what's his actual facebook tho?
>>37888360
#NOTIPS
>>37882923
>going for a potato
Must be an irishman
>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON
>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON
>>37887595
4 scoops? C'MON SON
>>37883724
his last puzzle remains unsolved, not even /g/ could get it
hes an aerospace engineer btw
>>37887714
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37888289
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37887595
>>>
4 SCOOPS CMON SON
>>37877519
>feuled
>>37888824
>but not all of us live
well obviously not zyzz
>>37886463
hey I was in that thread lol
>>37888360
#NOTIPS
>>37879308
completely pissed myself
>>37881813
>using suicide grip to literally commit suicide
Everywhere you look there is beauty to be found.
>>37886770
>it was flu shot
>>37879558
>trippfagging
>summerfagging
>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON
>>37884159
how much do you headlift brah?
>>37887595
4 SCOOPS C'MOB SON
>>37886677
lost to this
i've wanted to do this to fat necks for some time. the fact that it enraged him is somehow a huge additional bonus
>>37884140
>mfw I seen this comic many times, yet today I spotted the spaghetti falling of his pocket when zyzz hug
>>37888360
#NOTIPS
>>37888360
#NOTIPS
>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON
>>37885654
>American """"""""""""""humour"""""""""""""
>>37888322
Probably dry cum rather than pee.
>>37888360
#notips
>>37888360
#NOTIPS
>>37888005
benis
>>37888400
He could give helicopter rides with that hover hand
>>37878121
Downers can still get pregnant, but it's much harder for them.
>>37888454
He forgot the rule of 3. Multiply by 3 for girls, divide by 3 for guys. So she actually slept with 42 guys and he's actually slept with 3 girls TOPS
>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON
