>that guy having an orgasm on every repetition
>>37848741
>tfw no orgasm every rep
>>37848741
>that guy with erectile dysfunction
Got to show the gym how hard you're working. It's not enough they see it, they have to hear it.
>That guy who prays before sets
>>37848741
unless you are doing heavy deadlifts you are a pussy if you grunt while exercising
>>37848741
i'd kill to have this multi-orgasmic ability. i'd line my undieroos in saranwrap to contain the massive amounts of protein manufactured and pawn it to the elder closeted men who lurk around the steam room. i'd hook an iv to my arm to keep me hydrated as every repetition drains me of precious fluids. my beats would quietly chime in madonna or danzig to help my sperm's morale. every morning, every day, every night, i would leave the gym pumped, drained, rich and driving to the local asian-owned smoothie shop to recharge for the coming day. /fit/'s creamy legend has been reborn.
>that guy that makes a tsst sound after each rep
>that guy who talks to himself out loud at the gym to motivate himself
>>37849201
KEK
>>37849201
>not getting natty steam gains
>that guy making robotic VREEEEEEE noises through the entire ROM
>that guy with the horrendous body odour
>that loud roided fuck with Che tattooed on his arm that comes into the gym every morning hyper as fuck
>not shouting your catchphrase before every set
Not gonna make it
>>37849912
UP AND ATTEM
>That guy who quarter squats 60kg in the only squat rack.
>>37848741
You mean arnold?
https://youtu.be/HlCUkIxHvFg?t=30
>>37849912
EUREKA PAPRIKA!!!
>>37851176
holy kek
>>37848741
> That borderline obese guy that comes on and sits on the cycling machine for almost 2 hours at the lowest setting burning a staggering 150 calories.
>that Asian kid working out in jeans and a sweater
College gyms are fun.
>>37848741
>that guy watching porn on his phone during pause
