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Tips for sneaking into the gym without paying aka "The Illegal Gymigrant".
you walk in pick up the weights then put them down again
really makes you think
>>37847965
How about get a job you fucking child
>>37847965
I've heard that you can jog past the front desk with headphones in like you're in the middle of a workout and they'll just believe you're already a member there. Never tried it though so not sure how well it works.
>>37848091
I do have a job, a shitty minimum wage job that barely pays for rent and food. The closest gym to me is the ymca and they charge 10 dollars per visit. Fuck that. Also, not everybody is made of money dickhead.
>>37848137
No one owes you gym membership you cuck. Get a better job and do push ups or something
Wait in the parking lot in your car with binoculars.
Wait til the desk clerk goes in the back room or somewhere
Then run in real fast, but not too fast, you don't want to lose your gains
>>37848137
The YMCA where I live only chars me 24$ a month, not per visit. That's terrible. They're massive too with every piece of equipment and like 500 people in there at the same time.
>>37847965
go during like 12:00 or at 4-6 P.M. gym is usually crowded asf by then or really early in the morning where there is just one guy slacking off stand outside and wait for him to leave the counter
>>37847965
>>37848157
lost
>illegal gymigrant
>mfw
>>37848148
>implying I said I was owed something
>implying I can get a better job right now in this shit economy
>implying getting gains from push-ups
>>37847977
>gym has a access code system on the entrance
>>37848215
Nothing wrong with a little burglary charge as long as you keep those gaiiinz!!!
>>37848137
Go to every gym in city and say you need 2-3 days for free to see if gym is good for you
>>37848309
If you really wanted to you could do this on a never ending cycle. By the time you're done using this trick on the last gym you could just go back and use it on
the first gym since they will have most likely forgotten about you.
>>37848309
this desu
great way to explore the city too
Illegals of all varieties need to be purged.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
