>playing WoW (World of Warships)
>decide to piss off my housemate by going for a run
>"see you fattie"
>run 4 miles at a juicy pace
>flexing in the mirror of cars
>finish
>return hungry af panting
>open fridge door and see this
What do /fit/?
When I drink, I only drink skinny girl.
>>37843063
Haha gaaay>>37843052
Run back to the store and pick up a whole cooked chicken and have one or two beers with it
>>37843052
Drink some water because beer isn't refreshing at all. Not to mention that shit in your fridge doesn't even taste good.
>>37843088
You're just not comfortable with yourself to drink skinny girl, that's alright.
>fridge full of piss
Call your housemate out on his unhealthy fetish.
Enjoy a Yuengling, the true patrician beer.
>being tempted
>by piss water
being drunk isn't even fun, the fuck is wrong with you subhumans?
return them all and get shocktop: lemon shandy instead
>>37843052
Do you live in PA/NJ
That fridge looks like my fridge
>>37844788
>not leinie's grapefruit
Poor form lad
>>37844805
Not op but I live near Pottsville it's my duty to support the local economy.
>>37844882
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Grapefruit shandy isn't that good tho.
>>37844941
I really like leinen's summer shandy. Delicious.
>>37844920
God Bless you, true American
>>37844962
Honeyweiss or get out. MN reporting.
bro I also play world of warships
>>37843138
Actually they've studied hydration index of different beverages and beer is only slightly less hydrating than water (10% less hydrating per volume).
>>37844995
Until you factor in the alcohol, which causes dehydration. Not initially, but over time.
>>37844975
ayy MN here too. personally prefer Schells to Leinenkugel's.
Drink up, faggot. A few beers won't turn you into your housemate. In fact it will probably just make him jelly that you can drink and be fit as fuck
>>37843138
>yuengling not tasting good
Nigger are you one of those ipa loving by-males? I swear...
>>37845248
west coast IPA is kind of a chest grower, bruv. Whilst everyone else is focused on making drinkable beer, that lot compete for the highest IBU.
>>37845458
>focusing on IBU instead of ABV
Enjoy your 'fancy' beer, 'fancy'man
>>37843052
>beer
>refreshing
>ever
Hahaha
>>37845248
I know ipas are overdone but you're just being a hipster about it.
The cool thing now is sours and yes my tastes are superior to yours.
>I have gotten in a fist fight over sours before
>>37843052
sink the lot
>>37843052
TIME TO GET CRUNK LIL' NIGGA, YOU EARNED IT F A M
>>37843052
piss in the sour cream
>>37845563
>I'll fight you over the beer you drink
Daim, youssa so skerry bra. Plz dun hurted meh
>>37844962
>>37844975
Berry weis master race reporting in
>>37845527
Hey, whoa, reread buddy, I was shit-talking the IBU fixation.
>>37845681
Oh good, I'm a little too drunk to notice, but my bad, good sir. I retract the comment where I implied you're a faggot.
High-yah five-ah!
>>37844309
Being drunk isn't fun? I guess you would need friends for it to be fun. You'll make it one day champ.
>>37843052
It takes me 8 beers to get drunk.