Welcome to my gyms "Health Facts Board"
>>37836015
mfw I use carrots and onions as primary carb sources
>>37836015
i genuinely feel that advertising things that aren't backed up by science should be illegal and punishable by incarceration
Isn't celery the only legit one there?
>>37836151
Celery has a thermic percent of 8%. Meaning for a 6 calorie piece youll burn ~1 calorie eating it
>>37836015
Add *chocolate dohnuts* to the list, OP
>mfw I reward myself for eating watermelon with some ben and jerry's
>>37836015
They forgot to mention ice cream, because it's so cold that your body loses a lot of energy while it heats up! Science is so cool!
To be fair most of those are pretty low cal, however apples are fairly dense.
>>37836015
Holy fuck this is sad. inb4 watermelon becomes the new dnp for losing weight.
Have they never seen the calories in a bag of dried apples? That shit is full of calories.
>>37837426
"That just comes from the cinnamon and other stuff they out on them, anon. Geeze, read a book or something"
>>37836015
Celery and water are the only legit ones
>>37836015
whoever did this needs to be gassed
>>37837670
celery is not a legit zero calorie food
>>37836015
Apples and beets contain a fair amount of calories.
Fucking brilliant marketing. Gotta keep them fatties fat. Makes the fit people at the gym feel better about themselves and keeps the fats coming back.
>>37836015
>2016
>not eating full lemons
>>37836015
Add
>Rocks
>Sand
>>37836015
Surely a woman wrote this
>>37836015
>energy to eat>calories contained
god damn dude your gym has broken the laws of thermodynamics, sick as fuck how do i get in?
>>37838699
>not eating fully activated lemons
And you say you wanna make it?
>>37840522
The handwriting is oddly masculine and feminine.
The flares and roundness in the loops would suggest a female writer who took their time.
Though the asymmetrical nature and sloppiness in the details would suggest something more masculine.
If i had to bet, i would bet on it being a man who took his time writing but has bad handwriting otherwise.
>>37836141
Yes because people can't be trusted to apply critical thinking and it's the job of government to protect them from themselves.
Fuck off socialist.
Mfw i can eat all the watermellonzzz
>>37840552
LEAVE THE UNIVERSE BEHIND COME ON
>>37840594
Nah I bet it was an unusually aggressive alpha fit-chick.
>>37840619
telling lies from a position of (assumed) authority/expertise is really fucked up.
>>37840710
Its a pseudo intellectual, Dr. Oz watching, rasberry ketone guzzling, skinny fat cunt.
>>37840619
Im a libertarian at heart but the pure stupidity of the majority worries me.
>>37836015
>apples
>beets
>0 cal
