Tfw fat people can't enjoy the new gem on the Pokémon franchise
>feeling sorry for fat people
>>37828768
Good I fucking hate this faggot
Waiting for his pathetic piece of shit ass to die and maybe people will start to believe health doesn't come at every size
All this guy does is play this victim card, nobody gives a fuck faggot everybody has problems in life but some people so something about it and others sit and cry and complain and go nowhere and then they die
People have serious, real health issues and this faggot is complaining about being fat, something that can be changed.
>>37828768
WAIT POKEMON GO IS OUT?
IS IT ON ANDROID YET?
I used to feel sorry for Boogie but now I legitimately hope he dies. It's just nothing but excuses and whining. What a pathetic excuse for a human.
>>37828953
only if you're aussie or NZ m8
>A game that gets kids to go outside and pretend they're a Pokemon trainer
>Instead you see a fat guy in a Rascal driving around trying to catch virtual animals
>>37828810
He doesn't belive HAES. He has constantly talked about how he is not healthy because of his size
>have hipster friend
>hes captain of the county bird watching club
>complains about pokemon GO because they could just be out looking for birds in different places
>want to be mad at him but he has a point
>>37829089
Yeah get back to me when birds aren't all basically the same shit.
I haven't played pokemon since the 90s but the ones I remember were more interesting than most fucking birds.
Having said that though hiking is fun as fuck.
>>37829089
That's kind of funny since I read the creator of Pokemon made the game because he loved bug catching so much. You could make the argument that instead of playing gameboy they could go out and catch real bugs. But hey, at least they're finally outside I guess.
Post pictures of his fat wife
>>37829089
There are bird pokémon, but not all birds are pokémon so fuck them.
Why is she so perfect
>>37828953
>>37828992
Or download the apk file maybe?
I did yesterday, already have a ratata and pidgey I wanted to show off but their servers seem to be down temporarily
>>37829362
Apparently people have overwhelmed them and are down in some parts
>>37829089
Does "looking for birds" mean I can literally catch them and putting them in a cage and playing with them?
I thought so.
>>37828768
>too fat for video games
>>37829163
Bug catching is a seasonal hobby in japan m8.
t. Live in japan
>>37829658
When daid video game requires you to go walking around outside looking for pokemon and people to battle, yes.
It's basically the same shit as ingress and geocaching
>>37829712
>mfw i geocache as cardio
I feel like such a dork.
>>37829362
Link to the apk you used family?
>>37829192
chicken-chan unironically GOAT
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
But yeah, they seem to have locked ppl out saying it's the servers.
>>37829192
That is a hell of a thigh-gap
>>37828768
Wasn't he with a professional trainer? I remember he was bragging he lost 5 lbs 3 or 5 years ago, wtf happened?
>>37828768
why are fat people allowed to live?
>>37830166
he can't get over his """"""food addiction""""""" lmao
>>37829089
Eh, not everyone likes birds.
Not me, though. I fucking love bird watching. Got into it with my grandpa as a kid and now I hike almost every weekend. It's a great chill hobby that gives you a little exercise as a bonus.
>>37830223
I'm addicted too, if I don't eat multiple times a day I'll die.
>>37829774
Why's that dorky?
>>37829434
you cant do that in pokemon either. so...
>>37830666
A lot of the people that geocache are just really weird, it just makes me feel retarded, it is fun though. I think I'll just switch to Pokémon Go since I'm a vidyafag.
>>37830419
Not everyone likes pokeman, either. God that shit is so fucking boring.
Birds on the other hand are a gift to mankind.
>>37831001
nigga that's cute as fuck
shame that I don't like birds though. my generalized opinion is that they're pretty mediocre pets
are you all seriously fucking autistic
who the fuck still plays pokemon it isn't even ironically funny
you fucking cunts annoy me so much. you fucking OHH IM SOOOOOO FUCKING QUIRKYYYYYYYYYY LOOKK AT MEEEEEEE PLAYINGGGG POKEMONNNNN. DID I MENTION IMMA NERD ASWELLLLL
fucking man children faggots i wish i could punch all of you in the face
>>37831569
Epic trole /b/ro
>>37831569
epic
lad
simply encpi
>>37828953
Yes us cool kids in NZ have it
Downloading now
>>37831569
>getting this buttmad over pokemon
>>37828953
Yeah, just release in U.S.
>>37831583
>>37831584
>>37831608
you retards right now
>>37828768
use your fucking scooter then if you are lazy
>>37831627
>stop having fun doing something I don't like
>>37830419
Love going hiking and animal watching
Coming home from class today I saw a momma raccoon and her three babies in a stream, so I watched them for 15 minutes
Only left because Momma started getting mad because her babies were coming too close to me
>>37831627
You're on 4chan, retard.
>>37831676
>>37831681
hurr durr im muthafuckin retarded nigga
>>37831718
t. To inactive to enjoy pokemon go
>>37831622
Anyone else having issues with it? I have a galaxy s6 and it froze after I selected my character traits the first time and again when I caught my bulbasour as the first catch. Can't wait to walk around tomorrow and catch shit though
>>37831826
It seems a bit buggy, but overall functions s if you just give it a minute. Same stuff happened to me just now with catching pokemon
>>37829362
Just caught a charmander and was about to name it before servers went down, looks like I'm getting more cardio soon after maintanence is done
is this game a meme?
>>37831970
it´s a GPS based Snapchat mod that allows you to do lottery against location based monsters for levels and shit. cant wait for kids to get run over by a truck coz they had to get a pikachu from the highway
>>37832001
Gotta weed out the weak. Gotta earn that pikachu. Gotta catch em all.
>>37830448
underrated
>>37831569
My sister was in line for the ps4 launch and some guy came up to her. He was conducting a survey and asked her if she played Pokémon. She laughed in his face. "Do I look like I'm 9?" is what she said while laughing
He just walked to the next person in line
>>37832552
Edgy
>>37832552
>waiting for the ps4 to launch
She still is a fucking failure
>*blocks your path*
>where do you think your going, misogynist?
>>37832780
She deadlifts 225 and squats 185 and has sub 20% body fat, and is a police officer. So no, she isn't a failure.
lel
>>37832837
>sir, you were swerving. are you intoxicated?
>nah, bro. this shiny rattata kept drifting into the left lane.
>>37832825
How does any of those things not make someone a failure.
>>37831569
>le reddid armey is here xD
>>37828768
>Oh look at anon!
>I bet he's texting all the cute girls he's meet at clubs :3
>Fucking 10 balls wasted on a pidgey
When and where am I supposed to throw the ball anyway?
>>37832825
Yeah well I have a bigger dick than her
>>37832825
Lol I remember the first day I stepped into a gym and thought I was tough shit too
Sorry friends but I'm not an immature faggot. What is Pokemon Go?
>>37829774
lol I
Zombies run! as cardio its awsome as fuark if you can make yourself belive your in the story
>>37832892
It's like that stupid basketball game on FB I believe.
Just flick the pokeball gently.
>>37832864
>not knowing that's a zubat
>>37832825
Lmao confirmed your sister a shit
>>37832926
>look at how mature and refined I am, I clearly don't partake in childish endeavors now that I'm a teen
You have to be 18+ to post here.
>>37832974
>Literally playing pokemon on your phone
Why? It's not like you faggots ever leave the house anyways :^)
>>37831569
IKTFB
>>37829089
I fuckin hate birds.
They're dumb as fuck and every morning at 4am there's some jackass bird going cheeep cheeeeeeeep infront of my windows ruining my sleep gains.
Same goes for fish. They don't even make sounds like what the fuck is their purpose.
Fish are fucking boring and birds are stupeed.
And cheese. Fucking cheese makeing my mouth feel all weird.
Fish, birds and cheese are the things I hate the most.
>>37832876
6 figure income, set for life benefits, and extremely fit.
>>37832915
Do you even biology?
>>37830166
Ddp went to his house
Get a location spoofing app?
>>37833312
Congrats, >>37829192. You're in love with a man.
This is applicable to any fool who finds anime girls sexy.
>>37832988
WE DO NOW!
>>37828810
>>37829041
He was even on an episode of Supersize vs Superskinny.
But he's still a fag who has been trying for like hiw whole fucking life to lose weight and still gets nowhere
It's out in the states now. Everybody freaked the fuck out, I'm sure they pushed the release. Ugh, I can't fuckin' wait.
>>37828768
>snowboarding is amazing...but it's also like a cruel trick to someone as immobile as i am.
no shit you can't enjoy some things when you're a fatass, this isn't news.
>>37828768
>Pokemon
>playing Gaymes
>Fat people
Just kys now.
>>37829362
>showing off a ratatta and a pidgey
Top kek
>>37832825
Hahahhaah
what happens if you take Pokemon Go to the gym?
>>37834730
Did this tonight. I released an incense to attract them and timed my sets to capture pokemon every 5 minutes. This is batsinthebarbell btw. My thread got deleted. Sucksman.
>>37834780
shut the fuck up
>>37828810
I find him incredibly annoying because his "act" is to pretend to be an annoying entitled pathetic fat person for a laugh, but his actual personality is an annoying entitled pathetic fat person. The only difference is that he's slightly more self-aware than he puts on.
>>37834780
can you get a trip so i can filter your shit?
What if gyms were actual gyms and you could only battle between sets
Pokemon GO thread ? Tell me how much I fucked up /fit/
>benching 2pl8 for reps
>during my pause I check my phone
>decide to turn on Pokemon GO because I figured there might be some good Pokemon around and it will only take a second
>girl I have a crush on says "are you playing pokemon on your phone anon ?"
>"yeah I mean we are in a gym afterall what else am I supposed to do in here ?"
>she laughs and continues walking to the cardio section
>>37836696
Pretty Sure you did alright mate
>>37828768
I'm going to go to his house so I can catch a snorlax
>>37834711
Got 2 pidgeys now meng
>>37836696
OK so if this shit linked to Snapchat will everyone I know on there be aware I'm playing Pokemon?
Gotta hide that power lvl
How's this?
Normal
>team sports
Flying
>gymnastics/aerial silk
Fighting
>martial arts obviously
Ice
>skating
Fire
>lifting
Water
>swimming
Electric
>sprinting
Ground
>long distance running
Rock
>climbing
Grass
>bodyweight exercises
Dark
>streetfighting
Psychic
>golf
Poison
>Parkour/freerunning
Ghost
>paintball/airsoft
Steel
>cycling
Dragon
>HEMA or sport fencing
Bug
>backpacking
Fairy
>Yoga/Pilates
>>37837318
Where I live, a lot of normies are playing it
>>37837329
>Poison
>Not Crossfit
>>37837361
You didn't answer my question
>>37836696
damn bro you could have sold it better. yeah its the upcoming version to get kids outside and make them feel more like a pokemon trainer. right now its in the beta and I wanna help the developper to make it a good app. so more people enjoy gooing outside.
Dude, she didn#t wen't omg you play that stupid child game. She knows about pokemon. but in the end you neither failed nor suceeded
>>37837580
Wow, that would of 100% worked 100% of the time in any situation plz teech me sundial
>>37837432
How about you not be a faggot that gives a shit about what people think? If you're afraid of people finding out that you play video games, then you have bigger insecurity issues to deal with. A lot of people play video games these days, just not as regularly as you might
And no, it doesn't share info to my knowledge
>>37832552
Lol your sister trying so hard to not be a gurl gamer. What a fag
>>37837738
I used to not care what people thought.
I had a neckbeard, wore ill fitting clothing, had shit posture, and was a poor conversationalist.
Shall I go back?
>>37837818
Don't go back to being a slob, but don't let people's opinions dictate you doing something you enjoy. You gotta find a balance famalam. I say play it, but don't go full turboautist spending every winking moment catching them all. If you don't let it consume your life, it won't be that bad
>>37832825
>police officer
>not a failure
pick one please.
>>37837874
I'm afraid we come from different schools of thought. I don't think omission is a bad thing.
It has helped me at work when people talk about religion, or politics, same in group settings.
People I know casually don't need to know I'm agnostic.
>>37828810
Part of my joys in life is slowly seeing those i hate die.
>>37833597
>bika bika
>not biga biga
>live in the suburbs
>can only catch ratata and shit
>>37829160
yea come back when you're not a colossal faggot, grown ass man playing a childs game baka
>>37833041
Come on man, haven't you ever been out camping in the back woods somewhere and woken up to the sunrise and the birds singing?
>>37828768
Anyone found a machop to get sole with?
>>37828953
if its not out where u are like me, literally just google, Pokemon APK if ur on android and youll find it handy. Tfw no data to so can only use it with wifi lol
You must be at least 18 to use this board
>>37829774
Geocaching is fun as fuck. Modern treasure hunting, who doesn't love that? Maybe some basic bitches.
>>37836696
I'd have thought it was funny af
>>37838196
You'll find that every normie is frothing for this shit, walking around in groups with their mates having fun
Calm yourself autismo
I can't wait to go jogging with this.
>>37837979
I omit some things too, like politics, but mainly because I'd rather not fight and destroy relationships with people I have to see everyday. But stuff where I'm not going to be labeled as a racist bigot etc. is when I don't give a shit. Like being called a weeb or dork. Stuff that doesn't commit social suicide
>>37838457
In my experience week or dork isn't full social suicide, but it will make any woman who hears about it do her Sahara desert impression
>>37838186
i got a manchop shits cash, hes currently sitting as the boss man in the playground near my house. cp 201 lets see you beat him shitty red or yellow teams.
>>37838379
its kind of hard to focus on other things while playing this, i literally wandered around aimlessly for like 2 hours earlier trying to catch shit.
>>37831569
I know this is bait but your statement is more akin to LoZ fans.
>>37838530
Yeah that's true, but there are some girls who don't mind. They're usually the crazy ones or fatties though
>>37828768
>Literally evolution.
>>37833041
What about the feeling when you just get ouf of the shower and feel the urge to take a shit.
I hate that.
>>37833593
What's manly about her mons pubis you fucking retard.
>>37837580
your version is too tryhard, he did it just right
>>37832825
>Waiting at ps4 launch
She is a failure.
For life
>>37838633
kek
>>37828768
>its nintendos fault im fat
>tfw not compatible with my phone
>>37828768
I like boogie but the fat fuck needs to stop playing the sympathy card so much, he feeds off people feeling sorry for him. That's all he's done all his life is feel sorry for himself so he will never change.
The game is a turd anyway. It took out all of the good or interesting parts of pokemon and added in mobile game cancer mechanics. Battling is automated, and only done at gyms. Evolution requires you to catch the same thing 10 times. Literally the only appeal is the AR mechanic and the pokemon skin. It's absolutely a terrible game.
