Post the most bizzare thing you do to get motivated before you hit the gym
>Wash my face up
>get my bag ready
>imagine I'm pic related
>play something like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzVi-TWekw
>it's 1890, gonna get natty swole and heft some barbells. >Might wink at some of the ladies and ask one to wax my mustache
>later go fight the Zulu in Afrik with some other gents nohomo
Don't know why it works but it does. What's your strange motivation ritual /fit/
I was imagined I was a shinigami captain and had to go train as part of duty.
I imagine myself as a soldier in the french revolution while listen to France national anthem. I'm not even french
I imagine I'm a Viking charging into enemy lines, helps me push myself on HIIT
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Based
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Autistic
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Gay
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Extremely gay
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1 scoop of pre workout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqAvvwu0kMU
and 2 mile walk to the gym
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>freezes in Russia
I get sweaty as fuck walking to the gym in the heat and the sun. I think about the degeneration of our society, and how I want to be the strongest man I can be for my future family. And I look at the people around me (walking on a college campus) and tell myself how much stronger and powerful I am compared to them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc
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I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
https://youtu.be/46-WNPlCYsg
>Break up my creative into 5 neat lines
>Listen to "ultimate" by Denzel Curry
>everytime he says "I AM THE ONE" snort a line
>home gym
>beat my chest twice and say "this is my lift, this is my set, this is my war"
Seems autistic to me
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Think about how much worse Guts had it but he always pushed through. Then I get my weight ready and scream GRIFFFITTTTHHHHH while I lift it.
You can also do the same thing with Solid snake and yelling Liquid instead.
