Daily reminder that this is what women actually want. Everything above this level is grotesque and repulsive.
>inb4 autists saying "I don't care about women"
>>37826254
I don't care about women.
>>37826254
95% of the people here arent as big or cut as that guy, so im not sure what your point is.
Who is that?
>>37826254
>Daily reminder that this is what women actually want
Link to survey/study of this?
I expect a survey of at least 100,000,000 people. Given how the female population is in the billions.
>>37826413
Phelps you newfag
Caring about women. His baby mama is like 40 years old. He lost
>>37826413
Michael Phelps you absolute fucking retarded faggot.
That guy's back is massive. To get bigger than that you'd have to blast tren like it's saline.
>>37826484
>>37826439
Not even that guy but..
>Knowing who that is based on the back picture.
>>37826498
it's genetics.. its like he is made for swimming. wide as fuck shoulders and slim waist
What would be a checklist of the ideal physically attractive male to the vast majority of women?
>tall
>lean/muscular with great v taper and insertions
>above average penis
>great skin
>great teeth
>symmetrical face
>nice jawline
>great head of hair
>great eyes
>masculine voice
Anything I miss?
>>37826767
I wonder how much his shape was molded by swimming, like if the swimming itself helped lead to his perfect for swimming shape
>>37826848
Yeah, girls nowadays like a dude with a nice ass, idk why, but every girl I've been with has told me that
>>37826848
thick eyebrows
>>37826910
Fuck, honestly don't know how I forgot that, I've had so many compliments on my buns kek
>>37826894
there are theories that suggest that the activities/sports that a child pursues (and how much they work at them) will effect the way their body grows to meet their physical stress. so basically just make your kid do shit like swimming and gymnastics to make them a joocy beast
>>37826936
>thick eyebrows
I don't know about that one lad
>>37826254
> Caring what women want
> thinking they know what they want
> calling someone else autist
lmao
>>37826936
kurwaaaa
>>37826848
>A normal confident guy who knows to hold a conversation and is overall a capable man
You fucking faggot
>>37826254
You cant' really go much bigger natty, so what's the problem? You won't get bigger anyway.
>>37826910
i can see men liking as ass, woman's or a man's, but i don't get this either. when my gf is away on business she's always asking for me to send her pics of my ass for her to masturbate to.
>>37827074
>193cm
>88kg
>You cant' really go much bigger natty
b8
>>37827063
>PHYSICAL ideals
Obviously having a good personality is greatly attractive as well you fucking mong
>>37827149
You wish it was
>>37826462
>His baby mama is like 40 years old. He lost
He probably has spent most of his life swimming and doesn't have great social skills.
>>37827128
kek she wants to peg you
>>37827063
Well thats one way to not get laid
Seriously, i laugh everytime someone says "oh you just need to be confident and hold a conversation"
This is simply not true, i could post studies, videos and other shit to "prove" this to you but its fucking boring trying to prove to retards the age old knowledge that girls are picky about what guys they fuck
They are picky simply because biology dictated them to be that way, they have the power to choose because its how nature works
Guys present themselves and girls choose the most suitable guy to fuck
being able to talk and being confident isnt enough, you absolute faggot
>>37827747
Also, i dont give a shit about what women think
Women are just like men except with less determination and much lower sexdrive, no reason to pay them anymore attention that i do guys really and i dont give a shit about guys either
>>37826767
I never said HE was on roids.
But unless you swim as much as Phelps does, good luck getting those lats.
>>37826254
Your point is?
>reminder that Mr. French fantasy UFC world champion Multi Millionaire physique of a greek god Georges St Pierre says he only lifts to impress women
where when you when /fit/ was BTFO by someone stronger, faster, more flexible, has better cardio, and all around healthier and bigger than them?
>>37827805
yeah but i'm taller than him.
>>37827805
Sorry Bruh but fists don't stop bullets. Every muscle bound dead guy who wanted to be a bully in the ghetto knows that.
Moving on...
>>37826936
people are shitting on you but thick eyebrows is the new dick
>>37827826
True but he is taller than most women which is all that matters
>>37827832
who is talking about fighting?.... I'm simply saying the man who slays more puss than everybody here combined openly admits to lifting just to get women.
>>37827856
He's also sucked more cock than any of us in here as well. Kinda negates the pussy slaying aspect but that's just me
Chest, biceps, haircut, clothes.
This is all you need.
>>37827747
I found the vrigin
>>37827883
forgot abs
>>37826848
able to squat 5 plates or more
>>37826439
And why should I know who that is
>>37826848
You forgot the most important one tho
>>37826848
how fat your wallet is.
>>37826254
50+ instafaggot filters just to look DYEL
You're kidding right?
>>37826421
>Given how the female population is in the billions.
Half of them are niggers though.
>>37826848
>>tall
6 Fott
>>lean/muscular with great v taper and insertions
Done
>>above average penis
I'm 7 so Decent
>>great skin
Fucking Always
>>great teeth
Pretty good
>>symmetrical face
Yep
>>nice jawline
Yep
>>great head of hair
Yep
>>great eyes
>Tfw Light Brown eyes but people still compliment them
>>masculine voice
You got me their, It's normalish
You also forgot the most important one
Money
And I am fucked in the ass there right now.
>>37827702
If Anon says no he is missing out.
Make sure you stretch first. Then you get to peg her in the cornhole
>>37826936
Easy there Turkey
>>37826254
Not true in the slightest.
I push my boyfriend everyday to eat more and lift heavier because I want him to be Klokov mode. Nothing better than a man with pic related body.
>>37829238
Hey trappy
>>37829238
But he roids
>>37829256
>implying I'm a mentally ill mexican man who wants to be a woman
>>37829260
:(
>>37828408
He won gold in the 2010 olympics for the USA and then was found positive of Marijuana use.
Why shouldn't you live under a rock?
>>37829283
Why should I know the names of all the 2010 summer gold medal winners
especially one caught with something as mundane as marijuana
there's one thing women like in men, i mean they universally like it so much that it's often a deciding factor in their interest. they love, above all else, LOVE it, when guys mould everything about themselves on the basis of what women want. a man who is so dedicated to doing whatever he can to please a woman that he will literally decide what kind of person he is on the basis of what women want. they want a man who will dedicate their entire body and the constant hours it takes to maintain it, towards being pleasing for women
>>37829831
Do you know Usain Bolt?
Even retarded females know the names of big name athletes lmao
>>37829283
>2010 olympics
nigga pls
>>37829894
How can I ignore Usain Bolt? His name is everywhere.
Michael Phelps? Even Holley Mangold is mentioned more.
In any case, why should I know him above actually notable people, like Lazar Hoche?
>>37826964
That's called epigenetics
>>37829862
So just blast and cruise?
>>37829283
are you fucking retarded. How the fuck am I suppose to be able to identify phelps soley off his back.......
jesus christ you are an autistic sperg.
>>37826848
A lot of women I talk to prefer a rectangular torso. They say the v taper looks feminine
>>37826936
I fucking hate my thick eyebrows.
I look like Rock Lee
>>37830185
Lol Michael Phelps won like 50 gold medals
Should I start swimming? can I become Chad if I get a defined back?
>>37826910
>>37826947
Stats and lifts for squat? Bodyweight and height
>>37826254
Even I want that. That is a great body, you fat fuck.
GTFO.
>>37826848
r9k pls go
>>37830289
and Hoche bashed Austrian skulls from Alsace all the way down the Rhine
bit more of an achievement innit
>>37830348
No one born before 1900 matters for shit though really. Might even bump that to 1950.
>>37830284
nigga he's by far the most alpha fucker of the entire series, you should be proud
>>37830369
Not to Americans, maybe. Serbs still sing their martyrdom songs from 1389, and are still butthurt about not having Kosovo since. Us Canadians still drunkenly slur about 1812 if you're close enough to the border in a less touristy area.
>>37830426
I'm Canadian and I haven't heard about 1812 outside of internet shitposting in a long time, but I don't really hang out with political people, I find them annoying.
>>37830462
Not so much as "political people" as "any Canada day bro south of Calgary", or in the less nice towns in the rockies. Cmon, you remember grade school history, when war came up we learned "Canada wasn't really all that importance but man during this battle we kicked fucking ass and everyone was so impressed".
It's Canada day, 8 beers down, and American tourists are starting their 4th of july early. I didn't do nothing, I ain't into that, but on the couple times I've had the displeasure of being around those areas I've seen it go down.
>>37830564
I've spent my whole life in Ontario so maybe that's why, I've met one absurdly patriotic person in my life but other than that we mostly just love Canada without feeling the need to trumpet it from rooftops or beat our chest over it.
I'm more proud of shit we did in WW1 than 1812 to be honest. Or the fact that JTF2 are arguably the most elite special forces in the world.
>>37830426
>>37830462
>>37830564
>>37830604
and it's really stupid. YEAH WE BURNT THE WHITE HOUSE DOWN. and by we i mean the british. and the americans burnt down york too. big woop. there was no canadian identity that wasn't subordinate to the british one at that point in time.
he's got that typical swimmer body - wide as fuck back and nothing else
still pretty aesthetic though
>>37830395
Calls him most alpha. Pretty sure it was naruto who saved the world but that's just me
>>37830604
The Canadians were good soldiers in ww1 and all but man you read how it is in textbooks for 12 year olds and you'd think we were looming angels of death, trench spade in one hand and moist french pussy in the other.
All I can say is come west and drink in the midwestern spirit, at least 10 pints worth for 3.50 at happy hour.
>>37830612
Look, no one here is saying it's not stupid, we're just saying that it's a thing.
>>37830735
Oh I'm aware. We're taught that our soldiers were god tier storm troopers that had the entire german army shitting their pants.
I plan to visit out west at some point. It's fucking expensive though. I have friends living out there so I'll just go visit them for a while.
>>37830770
It's gonna suck. Manitoba onwards is straight, flat deadsville until you've crossed the bc border in the mountains. I recommend flying.
>>37830941
And I should mention: if you're ever in Edmonton, beer is on me.
>>37830941
They're in Calgary so that's likely as far as I'll go at first, and likely by air.
>>37830953
Thanks bud, I'll just go downtown and start bellowing that /fit/ owes me a beer until someone caves.
>>37830961
Naw just hit up the macewan gym any time between 6 and 9, I've always been very consistent regarding my schedule.
I tell a lot of people I owe them beers and tell them to collect this way, and one guy actually collected.
So it'll work.
>>37830980
Alright, will do if I'm ever out that way. I move a lot so I can't reasonably make a similar offer.
>>37827913
truu
>>37828408
Have you watched any of the last 3 olympics?
>>37831422
Assuming you mean the winter ones, yes
>>37830395
>implying
>>37826421
So you haven't heard of sampling or statistics, huh?
>>37828630
Fine
good thing i like dick then
>yfw women never have a toned ass to get plowed in. its mostly always fat
>>37832094
Joocy more
>>37831422
No.
>>37829283
There weren't summer Olympics in 2010
>>37832094
would jiggly and squeeze
>>37826964
But thats bullshit. Sure they might get good at the activity but genetics isnt affected by that.
Its like telling someone to play basketball to grow taller
>>37833547
that's a bit different than muscle growth m8
>>37828685
post face and or body
>>37828685
Post pics then David Gandy
>>37826999
its def a thing
>>37826254
This, swimmer body/ottermode is the GOAT physique, anyone who says otherwise is just a coping loser on sterons.
>>37833733
Bone structure is way more important.
>>37827747
This. The minimum requirement to get laid by a 5/10 starbucks barista is to have a 10/10 face, be shredded, and make at lest 350k a year.
>>37833547
Playing a lot of soccer can give you varus knees.
So can riding horses a lot.
How is that genetic retard?
>>37827747
The vast majority of guys are unremarkable as far as physical attraction goes. You think none of them ever get laid?
>>37833970
Citation needed
> implying that with my shitty diet, regime and genetics I'll ever be bigger
>>37828630
I was going to look up data to prove you're wrong, but you're not actually that far off, so it's all good.
>>37826254
But I'm gay and not autistic.
Men want juccy.
