Jaw Training
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Some none-meme advice?
>>37809494
>jaw training
You idiot. You're suppose to grow a beard. Its all about Chad Squints these days.
Okey, after watching that 1 hour video from that doctor about "mewing" i decided to try it for a month. I defiantly saw change. I now have quite large muscles where it used to be just flat.
>>37809494
>my vagina upon seeing this pic
>>37809536
bullshit
>>37809536
The images of your jaw aren't equidistant from the camera. It's like a bodybuilding ad where the camera zooms in to make the after picture bigger.
>>37809536
>face gets fatter
T-thanks to mewing.
>>37809581
Eh, how come? you can obviously see its me in the picture lel, try tensing your jaw muscles and feel the difference when they're tense and untensed. Like i said, this took me 1 month, so it's not like you would waste time any time trying it since you can do this while doing other shit.
Step one is to obtain copies of the Torah and Talmud and study them until you can quote any given passage from memory.
Pay special attention to the rabbinical annotations as these are essential for proper interpretation of Kosher law.
After this, find a local rabbi you trust (can be difficult) and talk to him about arranging a proper ceremonial circumcision.
You may want to try becoming involved in a traditional profession like banking, media, or something else that generally contributes to the downfall of Western civilization.
i cant find ok jaw advice the young man in this pic is my goal
>>37809621
Cut to skeleton mode and your jaw will look like that
steroids + chewing gum = bigger mandible muscle
and being lean
>>37809589
alright, took another picture. This time equal or even further away from the camera. Still a noticeable difference in a month.
>>37809608
On one pic you're relaxed on the other you're clenching.
>>37809608
you're just meming breh
mewing doesn't work. Also your face doesn't look better in the second pic at all
Sucking your cock 3xF
Sucking my cock 5x5
>>37809547
You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why? I’d rather see your titties.
>>37809494
Tren
>>37809653
Yeah, if you watch the video that's the whole point. To go from mouthbreathing to keeping the tongue in the roof of the mouth at all times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvoX_wEtwDk
There's a longer clip somewhere, but can't be bothered with looking
>>37809651
did you keep your teeth together while doin the mewing exercise? i always feel like im forcing myself to grind my teeth
>>37809701
then do relaxed comparison and we can talk about gains
matt stonie, competitive eater
insane jaw muscles
>>37809734
He has to have done some serious training. You can look at his videos from when he was 19, and he has no jaw. Now it looks like he could crack a fucking walnut with his mouth.
>>37809705
Yeah, but im not using any force to bite down. Kind of just keep them together and then tense my jaw muscles. You will feel your chin and jaw ache after a while. Now i just do it pretty much by default during the day.
>>37809710
A few post up you can see me with the same posture relaxing in both photos. Like i said, i though it was a meme, but decided to try it out, It takes no effort and no time and it worked great for me, so try it out yourself. I can't do more than tell people my experience.
So...how do I get the incredible mandible?
>>37809734
>>37809745
He's always had a strong jaw you fucknig retards, it's just that he was chubbier before so you didn't see it as properly.
Face gains IS a meme
>>37809734
that means nothing
furious pete is a competitive eater too
You gotta link?
I feel like I'm just tensing the bone or something.
>>37809617
good to see someone's committed at least the superficial content of /pol/ to memory
>>37809774
Mmmmmm, nope. His hair is hiding some of it, but that jaw in the first picture is fucking square, and this one is definitely not.
Just get surgery you fucking melts
>>37809734
I seriously don't get how he can be so lean. Does he hibernate?
>>37809776
...and he has massive masseters you idiot
>>37809947
That has nothing to do with bone structure though, my small dicked friend. The asian guy has just good jaw genetics.
>>37809980
No fucking shit idiot, and even then furious pete's face looks bloated as fuck, op is asking for jaw training, and chewing when coupled with proper breathing and jaw exercise objectively
1. decreases fat around the neck and under the sides of the jaw
2. builds masseters giving the appearence of a wider face
of course you can't build the bone but the above is what you do to CREATE THE NEXT BEST THING. All else fails you go the surgery route
>>37810079
Why are you so buttblasted? Do you really have a small dick? Or recessed chin? Or what?
>>37809701
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vn47Dwd7Mw
jaw shape is genetical
>>37809536
Which "part" of the tongue do you need to push against the top of your mouth?
>>37811298
get there as much as ju kan
Anecdotal evidence, but I always used to chew shit for hours a day as a child, plastic, metal etc, and now I have a strong af jawline and a jaw muscle powerful enough to bite through a tin can.
>>37809621
He looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome with those fucking retarded eyes
>>37809536
>>37809651
lel your after pic is just you jutting your jaw towards the camera, dumbass
>>37809621
why would you want that it looks like shit
>>37809693
do you post comments on porn videos by any chance?
>>37813209
No. I'm autistic, but not to that degree. These are verses from Jon Laoie's song.
>>37809536
>2016
>still doing "mewing", the calisthenics of facial exercise
>not tying a kettlebell to your jaw and clenching for 5x5
>>37810334
Cuz youre a fucking idiot who more than likely thinks he isnt
Ecstasy and chewing gum
>>37809776
>slightly visible abs
>still a fat face
JUST
>>37809748
Can you please explain what exactly you do? I watched/read all I could find and am still having trouble with this. I can''t seem to get the back of my tongue to stay on the roof of my mouth.
Do you like.. suction the tongue to the roof of the mouth or do you just keep it there consciously?
Any tips /advice would be super appreciated.
>>37813780
Is ok anon. I got it immediately
>and I can't put my first in your childhood dreams
>not doing cheekbone lifts
psst Hey you
yeah you
You look like a discerning individual, one that isn't satisfied with the myths of chewing gum and mewing.
You and I both know that only exercises the muscle, not the bone.
And it's bone gains you want, am i right? of course I am
What if I told you there was a way to increase bone mass?
The shaolin kung fu temples have known about it for ages, so have the muy thai martial artists and now it's well known in the mixed martial art community.
Let me share that insider knowledge with you
To make a bone grow, you have to hit it.
Hitting your bones and building up the force of the hit grows the bones just like working out a muscle, it makes them denser and stronger and bigger
That's how muy thai guys practice, by beating their shins with sticks and kicking concrete walls.
Well you can do the same with your chin.
Get a dense and strong stick and hit yourself in the jaw for five minutes just hard enough that it stings.
do it on both sides for 5 minutes and you could have jaws jaws.
how would you describe this jaw
>>37815609
I know this is bait, but its also kinda true. Id like to try but cant risk it
>>37815717
like bags of sand0
>>37815863
It's not bait, I've done it myself and it works.
That's why I posted it.
I just figured a satirical presentation would get more responses and the dumbasses who want to naysay it will just ignore the post.
>>37815717
6/10 maybe
>>37815891
also drink a lot of milk when you do it and take calcium and vitamen d supplements and tons of carbs and calories
>>37815876
kek
>>37809774
https://youtu.be/a-JyCZQBTqQ?t=9m8s
>>37809689
this desu
>>37809494
>some non-meme advice for shaping a genetic trait
kys and respawn, nigga
kys and respawn
Use magick.
Just power a thoughtform with your loosh, and you should able to change your genetic structure.
>>37815916
show jaw or gtfo
>>37816100
no face pics on 4chan sorry
I would like to know more. If it's free and easy, why not try it.
>>37816134
I can say with confidence though that I have a stronger jaw line and higher cheekbones than most of this board.
>>37816273
But is it due to genetics or ancient shaolin magic?
*scratches chin*
So is this 'mewing' thing just proper tongue posture and chewing hard gum? I watched his video explaining it all, but it never really says what to do.
Can someone give me a quick rundown of 'mewing?' Am I supposed to be exercising something here?
>>37816337
probably a little of both.
My jaw definitely grew from regularly beating my chin with a stick. I've always had high cheek bones though
>>37816134
Cropping out your eyes makes you completely unrecognizable.
>>37810079
>spot reducation
end your "life"
>>37816581
The only people who should have a pic of my face is family members and the NSA
>>37815491
Who is this and why is he so cute?
No homo though.
>>37816273
actually if zyzz was anything to go by I probably don't have the strongest jawline on this board.
>>37816592
No one could link that pic back to you if you cropped it, so I'm going to assume you have a shit jaw.
How is mine?
For mewing shit am I supposed to have my front teeth together or my rear teeth (molars etc)
Can't do both as it seems I have an overbite
>>37809947
but because of that, it makes his face more rounded
>>37815717
pretty good
but this meme facial expression needs to end
it makes you look like a MASSIVE douche
>>37816498
bump
>>37816498
> literally normal mouth placement
> some faggot markets it as ONE WEIRD TRICK and retards on /fit/ and leddit eat it up
>>37809536
Thanks, Mew!
>>37817687
>some of you guys are alright
>don't go to school tomorrow
