>did all this self improvements
>dick will always be 5 inches and skinny
i feel like killing myself
The solution is simple.
Since you can't make your cock bigger, just focus on making your butt huge.
Unlike the penis, the ass needs no surgery to get big.
Compensate for your small cock with a big butt. It's what I do.
Hit the gym and grow that posterior.
>>37806578
how does a phat ass even remotely compare to a great dick
>>37806578
That's fucking gay
>>37806522
You can't make your dick longer but you can make it thicker. Ron jeremy confirmed it, do some research. Most bitches I asked said Girth > Length assuming you don't have a micro cock.
>>37806578
>Since you can't make your cock bigger, just focus on making your butt huge.
I bet this is the guy with the girls ass in that picture I've seen here before.
>>37806607
...how can you say "research it" without giving any leads? at least say "bath mate" or something like that. I need a lead to do research
>>37806578
Yeah, then buttfuck your girls front butt.
>>37806522
womyn rarely stop sexing you if the dick isn't big and you should be hitting and quitting anyways. literally no problem with it
>>37806522
You can make it bigger? What's that forum called where they spend months/years jelqing? Thunder something? Look it up mang, you might be interested.
>>37806617
Because it isnt bath mate, and if you took ~30minutes to research ways to get your dick thicker you'd figure it out, stop shitposting and do things yourself loser
>>37806587
>>37806592
You can fuck a chick hard with strong butt muscles. Think about it. The ass is the humping part of your pelvis, not your cock. The stronger the ass, the better you can fuck. The cock can't do anything on its own, it's got no fucking muscle in it.
>>37806619
No, you improve your thrusting power.
There are no muscles in the penis.
>>37806610
No, I'm a different guy.
Look, if a guy has a gigantic back, powerful legs and a strong ass; how much good fucking do you think he could give a woman?
It's basic science. You can fuck better with sufficient strength and stamina.
>>37806639
What are kegel exercises, what is hip movement
>>37806683
TDLR: just fix what you can fix. Don't worry about what you can't.
>>37806696
Yes. Sex is muscle work, and muscles can be improved to absurd levels.
>>37806716
Well, that and nutrition. To use an analogy, the right fuel makes a car drive best.
>>37806632
>namedrops an psuedoscientific guy running a marketing scheme as his "very obvious answer to getting a what you want, just do more research man!"
>>37806632
What's the point of a thicker dick if your muscles are inadequate for the task?
Get strong first then worry about the size.
Caring about your penis size is fucking pathetic. Unless it's a legit micro dick, if a girl gets as far as seeing your penis or getting in bed with her dick size isn't gonna matter
If you do all the other "self improvement" yet worry about that you have a lot more to work on self esteem wise you beta faggot
>hairy and well hung
>just want to be a qt trap
>>37806810
As nice as it would be for me to be a trap, I'm way too buff now to pass for one, lol.
>>37806795
>goes online and says rude words to people
>tells other people to work on their personality
>>37806866
Yeah I just shave it all occasionally. Soon I won't even be able to pass as a twink lol
Jelq, but it can't be emphasized too much to NOT overdo it
If you can get someone else to get naked with you, they're probably not going to care about a slightly underaverage dick. They might never fuck you again, but at least you'll have that one time.
>>37806945
it doesn't matter how much you "don't overdo it." you will still break your penis eventually. Jelqing works by pulling penile tissue out of the pelvic floor. Eventually you will reach the end of that tissue.
What you're saying to do is to "pull the nail out of the board very carefully and slowly, don't overdo it." At some point, you're going to run out of nail and it will come straight out of the board and fall on the floor. You can take 2 months of 9 years to pull the seven inch nail out, it's still going to come out eventually. It doesn't matter how slowly you go.
I feel you OP
>hooked up with this girl once
>balls deep
>she asks if it's in yet
At least I had sex
I'm slightly over 8 inches, (or atleast I think I am, fuck inches, I'm 21cm.) and it has never done anything for me, I'm still a kissless virgin at 24.
I REALLY don't get why people worry about penis size when there's worse things like being bald or being a manlet.
Not trying to humble brag because there's nothing for me to gain or brag about as I've never used it.
>>37806522
>did all this self improvements
>dick will always be 8"x6"
i feel like killing myself as well, but more because my life is a series of failure and bullying
>>37807833
ARRRRMS!
>>37807842
what the heck?
this is the pic i thought i was posting second...
jelq + bathmate combo m8
i'm 6x5 but I want to get pornstar big, going for 7.5x6.5, which isn't too hard with a lot of discipline
>>37807850
enjoy a broken dick later in life you pleb
>>37806701
>>37807897
yeah sure there's a chance my shit might get fucked up, I doubt it's really high tho
still, can't live your life in fear anon, just gotta go for it ya'know?
>>37808173
>small dick
>Trump supporter
Wew
>>37808203
>no dick
>Clinton supporter
wheew milad
>penis big when erect
>non existent when flaccid
hope like hell i never have to get surgery or go for an exam
Live with it, at least you don't have 12 year old girl boobs.
some people would be super motivated to make up for their small cock
other people would sink into depression and be a loser
mindset makes a big difference fám
>>37806522
how fucking insecure are you guys.
>>37806795
micro dick detected
You can pretty much make it bigger tho. It will take longer but I did it, now mine is almost 8 inches
>>37806522
>5 inches
damn Daniele.
>>37809706
>implying flat chest isn't best breast
>>37809706
You can always get implants or fat transfer done
>>37806522
Just be a bottom
http://www.goodlookingloser.com/bathmate-before-and-after
>>37808203
filtered
>>37806522
Don't worry, it's worst to have a thicc and big dick like myself and spend all day in this Tai buttmassage board.
