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Hnnnnnggg
New here, what is test?
I keep seeing it.
>>37796561
confirmed low test
>>37796559
Oh man... My test isn't high enough for her. Too much breh...
>>37796561
Reddit?
>>37796561
It's the /fit/ version of BBW.
>>37796559
>>37796561
Some anons noted they got more thirsty for joocy butts and chubby grills after taking test. That's how it actually started, but there's been a lot of historical revision so now you'll get a lot of incorrect answers like "grills that increase test production" n shit
>day 2 of nofap
welp
>>37796561
Basically if you are a strong, manly kind of guy you have high testosterone (test) and are attracted to girls with curves. Not fat, but hips, tits and ass. Good for breeding and you'd love nothing more than putting your seed in as many as possible before you die.
If you are a skinny twink faggot who still benches an empty bar you are low test and prefer androgynous skinny girls who look more boyish, and can probably lift more, than you.
Low test also causes sufferers to spend their days on /fit/ being butthurt and posting obese women on high test threads thinking you are annoying anyone other than themselves over how much of a faggot they are.
>>37796561
testicle
>>37797087
can you even satisfy a girl like that without a 8x6 dick brehs?
>>37796559
>>37798387
Fake ass.
>>37798408
better than dumb ass like you, faggot
>>37797087
Too bad Titty Monster's foot game is weak.
>>37798510
Z-zarya senpai?
>>37798510
>>37798510
Mirin' Leela mode.
>>37796561
its a meme that chubby chasers use to feel better about themself
/fit/ is the only board in which you can have fat people hate threads and fat people love threads right next to each other. When will this tumblr meme finally end?
>>37798701
>>37798777
>>37798800
>>37798877
>/fit/'s sex symbol is an aging fat feminist
kek
>>37798387
what an obvious fake ass
>>37798877
>>37798356
Who is she? I keep seeing her in these threads.
>>37798901
>>37798510
Zarya?
>>37798937
>>37798901
>>37798877
>>37798800
>>37798777
>>37798701
>>37798510
>that hair
>>37798923
Iskra Lawrence
>>37798985
>smith machine deadlifts
>>37798985
>Smith bar deads
Oh come on that doesn't even make sense. You can't drop the bar on yourself with a fucking deadlift.
>>37798510
>short hair
-5 test points
Yanet Garcia
>>37799801
>>37797172
>not having a big cock
Kek
>>37797087
oh lord, I just fell in love
>>37799848
>>37799856
only having one peni xD
>>37799801
yes
>>37799801
>>37799848
>>37799864
my dick is diamonds right now
>>37799945
>>37800025
>>37799801
sauce goddammit
>>37800036
sierraaaskyee on instagram
but how do i handle a high test girl having a small dick?
>>37800057
you dont
>>37800057
Angles. When your test is HIGH and your will is strong, you will find a way. Only a neanderthal needs an 8x6 club to handle these girls. Your tiny Cro-Magnon penis was able to breed out the Neanderthals with the TEST concentrated within, and now you have exclusive access to thick bitches. You've won, now go out and enjoy your victory.
>>37800206
>this delusional small dick nigga
>>37798953
Perfect gf
>>37798701
>flashing her armpits while stretching as an obvious indication she wants me to lick them when we're done lifting
>>37797087
Everytime you see this chick, just remember, this is who she's married to.
>>37800978
The stoner from Super Troopers?
>tfw life makes no sense
>>37800978
Apparently she approached and pursued him. He must have some next level game
>>37797172
m8 she's married to a pakistani,
they have tiny pencil dicks
>>37801057
>Apparently she approached and pursued him.
Fuck me.
>>37801075
>be skelly Pakistani manlet
>have a 5.5" to 6.5" (at the base) thick penis
maybe you are thinking of indians
Strength.
>>37800084
Fart in my mouth
>>37801204
>maybe you are thinking of indians
is there even a difference
>>37800057
There's literally nothing wrong with a high test girl having a small dick.
>>37802654
Mah nigga.
>>37798985
>that form
white women only pls
>>37803459
if you wouldn't fuck >>37803443 or >>37796559
then you lack in test
>>37802015
Sauce?
>>37803514
Never said I wouldn't fuck them. I just prefer looking at white women. What's wrong with that?
are you a bad enough dude
>>37803443
Shiiiet pajeet
Test!
>>37803443
Looks like she is covered in gold.
>>37801593
STRONG is the new SKINNY
>>37797172
Have you seen her feet?
You won't care anymore.
>>37800978
He has an 11 inch penis.
>>37803653
she is latina
>>37803781
Are you dumb? He's her little pet that probably get's an HJ every other week and a titjob on his birthday (if he's good).
She's still out fucking Chad.
>>37797087
what chubby chasers tell themselves everyday to rationalise the shame
>>37803822
don't fear /r9k/ is here
>>37800978
>>37801008
>call guiness
>>37803855
are you trying to kill me
>>37803855
Do you think she actually wants to have sex with him? I don't know man, I don't even think he gets HJ every 2 weeks, he gets 1 per birthday and that's it for the rest of the year.
I can't even imagine them having sex at beginning of the relationship ... how could a woman like her ever have passionate sex with him? i don't get it.
>>37803556
too lazy to look it up bruv'nah but it came from
http://justtopasstimesometimes.tumblr.com/
>>37803960
>>37796559
true high test is a hairy pussy in addition to thunder thighs, at least DD tits, slim waist, and a bubble butt.
didn't mean to quote you >>37803960 here >>37804149
what kind of test is this?
>>37804189
No test. Yes est
>>37803948
you know female sexuality =/= male sexuality
you might not see anything attractive in this guy from your standpoint, but she might be wet just for the dorky paki hairy type, have you never realized that women are usually very picky, and are shamed if they aren't?
also not everyone has sex right at the beggining of a relationship, it's kinda stupid to do if you ask me, but some people don't for multiple reasons, insecurities, religion, etc.
lastly:
dude a big ass doesn't mean that you can't get in, or not please her, what's wrong with you people, stop acting like beta virgins, just spread her cheeks and ram her in positions where you're hitting her spot, read a guide about fingering if need be, it's not hard, I speak from experience
>>37804372
>what's wrong with you people, stop acting like beta virgins,
>read a guide about fingering if need be,
>I speak from experience
>>37804975
Three statements that in no way contradict each other.
>>37797087
Just because you have high testosterone, doesn't make you high test faggot.
>>37800978
>Geoffrey walked in and I was like, ‘Who is this guy?’ He had amazing hair and was all dishevelled - he was running late and everyone was waiting for him. He just came in with this very high energy.
>He was just charming, funny and very magnetic. I got his number that night under the pretense of, "We could just be friends."
>tfw you fell for the lifting meme
>>37805169
No shit hes funny, theyre literallyjessica and roger rabbit
>>37797172
Nah brah you need at least 9x7
T. 10X8
>>37805181
Cant fucking wait for this movie
>>37805169
if you see her in interviews hendricks is kind of a strange weirdo too disregarding her looks
>>37803443
This girl is literally the dream
>>37797087
This is high test. Yours is just fat.
Her snap is suga.r
Insta: sug.ar
Short, cute face thick body goddess
>>37804174
GOD DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
i gotta start going to hiphop clubs or some shit. where else do high test nubian queens hang out?
>>37805903
Forgot pic like a dork. Here are twerking clips as atonement
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFsyqtEt1IQ/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFh_Q1rN1KT/
>>37804189
Mental illtest
>>37805920
I wanna sniff her ass while fapping. Innocent face/slut body is the best mix, anon.
>>37797172
7x6 here and my wife says it hurts when I insert it all the way while pounding her doggy style.
>>37805945
man you have no idea. theres this one black chick i bagged last time i went to austin and she wasnt as thick as that chick but she had a fucking amazing ass and a nice innocent face and wasnt a hood rat at all. fuckin amazing.
>tfw i missed out on seeing Sleep in concert bc we were banging instead
>still dunno if it was worth it
>im drunk
>>37796559
Is that you anon, nice gains?
OPs girl looks a lot like a girl I went to high school with.
I don't think it's her, but her IG is @melissahayes if anybody is interested. She too is high test and pretty hot.
>>37806125
I don't think sug.ar is black.....she looks like a non-black latina
>>37798937
>>37800978
Once a coal burner always a coal burner.
>>37800978
I applaud him
he is a fucking player
>>37796991
Hnnng
>>37796559
Juicy thighs
>>37803948
>/r9k/ knows what's up
wew lad
>>37796559
>>37798356
>>37798387
>>37798510
>>37798701
>>37798877
>>37798800
>>37798777
>>37797087
ITT: /fit/ confirms they are of low test
>>37808105
Still kinda hot.
>>37808118
Of course she is, anon. You have just discovered you are of...
HIGH TEST
I I
G G
H H
T T
E E
S S
T T
Check em
>>37808105
eat the ass
>>37808159
Gladly.
>>37803638
I've been a bad boy, Mommy.
>>37803558
It means you have an unhealthy relationship with sexual intercourse.
>>37803948
holy fuck, you're the most virginest virgin that ever virgined. You make the virgin mary look like a slut.
>>37804975
what's your point, dude? everything that dude said is legit.
I'd murder to have a chubby gf I can help into bulk season
>>37805849
THIS IS PEQUOD COMING IN HARD
>>37805849
I'm gonna need sauce on this woman kind sir
>>37804975
this is the last time I tried reasoning with your kind
you /r9k/fags can become wizards for all I care, more women for us and the chads
>>37803558
Y U racist?
High test Latina sluts>
do u think seeing pics of whores on the internet will have any negative effect on the male mind? this wasnt a thing 20 years ago
>>37809733
Stop posting your fucking gf in these threads she's not stimulating anyone's test here. You wanna do a circle jerk of below avergae bitches go to /s/ and find the appropriate thread.
>>37797087
Ok, I get it, so like this?
>>37800057
the hodgetwins would advice:
>put her legs behind her ears
>get a good angle
>leave the nuts hanging out
>>37809504
>>37809463
https://imgur.com/a/2qVOU
>>37810354
t-thanks anon
>>37810446
HNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>37810008
>/s/
>below average bitches
Nigga most of those pics cant even be posted here
>>37810446
How do I get with fat women without my friends finding out, /fit/?
>>37805181
High test right there.
>>37799285
Generic Monterrey/Guadalajara gym rat bitch, want one? be fit and have a 2 zero salary, since a dollar is worth 20 MXP that's more than any fucker orbiting them can earn for a year, unless they're born on a wealthy family and manage to go to college
>>37803744
>tfw a trans man has a better beard than you
>>37812147
get on T breh
>>37804372
not if you have a tiny dick
>>37803558
it means you limit your evolutionary drive to impregnate all females to help create genetic diversity because you are so beta you prefer to follow social conventions based in a pseudo-science from the 1800s.
having a preference for women is like having a preference for food. It's dumb and you are missing out on a wide variety of different experiences and tastes.
>>37801204
implying there's a difference
You look exactly the same. I don't know why you hate each other so much.
>>37798901
tunnel snakes rule
>>37803744
No. Being attracted to neither makes you straight. One looks like a man, the other is a man. Degenerates in charge of logic.
>>37798985
S M I T H
M
I
T
H
>>37798985
>straight leg dead lifts
Eventually, welcome to snap city
>>37812455
Ftm is male but mtf is also male?
>>37812688
Ftm looks like a male, mtf is a male. I see you have trouble with reading comprehension.
>>37812674
Done correctly aren't that dangerous. Her form seems good.
>>37808105
>>37808129
>>37808166
It's insane how this woman is 600lbs and still relatively mobile. I mean she pretty much carries 4pl8 everywhere she goes. If she cut down to 170lbs or so she could probably be an olympic track cyclist or something.
>>37803443
fuggggggggggg
>>37811926
Tinder
>>37799801
>>37799801
>>37799864
>>37800034
really hot but that's not high test
pic related, high test
>>37800978
>>37797172
It's this thing called oral sex.
Is Karlee Grey high test?
>>37812774
Danger outweighs gains. Regular deadlift can fuck you up, let alone this one
Gardenia Diaz, one of the most breedable frames and hottest faces.
IG:Gardensandroses
SC: Gardenhose
>>37813012
>cellulite on thighs
no thanks faggot
>>37801916
Anyone know who she is?
>>37813036
>Pretending to be this choosy on 4chan
She's hot af, if a little cellulite negates everything else for you, you're ridiculous
>>37805849
>>37796559
You people are mentally ill. More than half of the girls in this thread are hamplanets
>inb4 low test XDDDD
High test means tiny waist along with wide hips and big tits. What you're posting are just fat chicks with enormous bellies and cellulite. Fuck off.
>>37808105
And this is why I love being buff and a fat fetishist.
>>37813179
Not OP, but; Like it or not, high-test has come to mean thick/chubby/curvy girls on this site. Just like autistism and cuck and beta have all been loosely reinterpreted on this site, so has high-test. You knew what to expect as soon as you clicked on here, everything from skinny girls with wide hips and big tits to chunky girls with curves.
>>37813263
The truth is some individuals on /fit/ like women considerably bigger than thin. It's probably more than we realize.
It's the open secret of this board.
It doesn't mean we're not into getting strong and such, just means we have a sexual interest in bigger women.
I got a high test gf and started to cum inside of her every time we bang, and I built up this fetish of impregnating her.
Well now she's pregnant and I'm freaking out. So fuck you /fit/
>>37813394
Yeah I know. i'm one of them lol. I am not exclusive to thimk women, but lean more towards that on average than not. Some skinny girls are hot af too. But I guess since I'm in my late 20's, daddy instincts are kicking in and I wanna breed a thick girl like this and make her a mommy.
They poop from those things you know. What's with you fags loving fat shit-boxes so much?
>>37813505
Personally I love the irony. I'm strong and relatively thin (because of the hot climate, I suffer frequently from water weight), but my interest is in women who are my opposite.
>>37813604
I used to be skelly mode but my shoulders broadened during puberty and I gained a shitload of weight my junior andnsenior year of HS. Now I'm fat. I have no idea what my body will look like once i lose weight, but i think I'll still crave a girl somewhere in between slender and chunky
>>37813691
I know if I'm ever the size of a bodybuilder, I'll still be into women that definitely qualify as quite fat. You don't (automatically) stop liking what turns you on, just because your weight and strength level changed.
>>37813738
Inthink it can change a little tho. I'm more sexually submissive than dominant, but as I've been lifting and losing weight, i'm starting to get a little more dominant. It could be a change in my outlook, but I think it may be from higher test. Who knows.
>>37813796
That definitely makes sense. I've definitely swung over into dominance stuff as I've gotten powerful, even as the women in my fantasies have gotten much bigger.
I think there's something instinctive in an strong male's attraction to a big and soft woman.
>>37799848
>dat beautiful empty left at :03
my dick is diamonds
>>37797087
>>37800978
>>37805169
>>37813834
I was watching an online porn series called Strippers In The Hood XXX, and this one fat girl with a really cute face (pic related) fucks this huge, musclar black stripper guy. The contrast in body types made me wanna be dominant a little bit. Seeing that soft, squishy, feminine slut get studded up by a rockhard dude with a great physique was amazing, and I'd love to do that to a girl. She was all over him, running her hands across his chest in awe, etc.
Bitch knew she hit the jackpot. I wanna be that jackpot. Or rather.....JACKED pot :D
High test
>>37813936
>tfw you've experienced this with every woman you've ever dated
>tfw you've dated a lot of women
It's a good feel, my friend. You'll get there eventually. If you have an attractive face every woman you're with will see you as the best catch she ever had.
>>37813995
I feel like I am pretty attractive behind the fat. But I'm 5'7", does this still apply if i get fit as fuck?
>>37813936
That would be so hot. To be a buff strong guy and have a perfectly soft and large woman before you.
>>37810446
>high_test_warrior.webm
>>37813738
Actually ya do
>>37814137
I'm going by established trends on my end. Every time I get stronger, the women I'm attracted to get larger in my mind.
>>37810446
Mediocre. Not bodybuilder-strength high-test dude.
He's too weak to please Valhalla. Not witnessed.
>>37813257
>be us
>see obesity rates have nowhere to go but up
>willingly be the societal outliers
>get /fit/
>enjoy the surplus of fatties
>perfect system
>perfect life
>tfw
>>37814091
I saw one porn with a cuck theme but it was basically a fat girl with a cute face cheating with bbc. But anyway, the things she said were HNGHH
>You're my stud
>keep going
>You're my workhorse
>Knock me up
>you're a fucking animal
>cum deep in my pussy
>you're so big and strong, etc.
Shit was amazing.
>>37812853
Its called God-tier fat distribution.
She's my dream girl. I had a gf of similar shape to her and she was easily my favorite time ever.
>>37814236
That's not distribution
>>37814058
If you're attractive, of course. Everyone wants a little bit more height, I think (I'm 6'1" and would love to be 6'6") but then, everyone wants a little bit more of everything. If you're hot then cut the fat away and bam, you're golden.
>>37814276
Yes it is. It's obvious that Boberry gas better distribution than other women who's fat only goes to chest or gut and in doing so, they have an awkward shape carry themselves.
>>37813985
no woman is higher test than a trap, yes.
>>37814314
She's way too fat tho. Her body has folds and dents that humans shouldn't naturally have. Thick girls are one thing, but your "dream girl" is gonna die early af, fampai.
>>37814201
It is wonderful to be certain.
Because you can get hard for fat chicks, you'll never be short of women to bang no matter how fat the country gets.
I want to be as strong as a tank, so I can please my gorgeous fat women.
>>37814310
Thx, yo. Will do.
>>37814236
Sara Aikawa has my dream fat woman weight distribution.
She's so hot. Fat and Japanese.
Only woman hotter would be Fat and French. Like rare diamonds.
>>37814343
Then obviously you haven't mastered the true alpha mindset.
"I'll find another."
>>37812758
So why is "looks like" enough to be gay, but not enough to be straight?
>>37814422
Oops, forgot the pic
>>37814390
Her face is disgusting, anon. She looks like a downie.
>>37814390
Even photoshop can't save a fucking disgusting land whale that got trapped in a cave for years and became a cave troll and would eat hikers and children for sustanance.
>>37814462
She's fat and Asian. Of course her face is fat.
>>37813044
Judging from that butter's name, she is French.
HAHAHAHAH DANS TON CUUUUL LULU
>>37801916
>>37813044
>>37814515
i tired reverse image search...
>>37814661
>joy from sweden
Shes from france though.
>>37814475
America's not getting any thinner. I suggest you "broaden" your horizons. Those thin women are becoming harder to find every year.
>>37814211
>tfw my gf already says this to me
>tfw she's 5'5 with huge tits and perfect, small frame
>tfw I'm 6'4, 13% bf, hairy and strong af (I train for strongman)
>tfw she absolutely loves being dominated by a lumberjack viking warrior animal man
>tfw we role play and I tie her up to the bed and she acts like she's shy and a virgin and I dominate every hole and cum all over her body
I srs hit the jackpot, boys. You all will, too.
>>37803443
Dear Vishnu....
>>37810446
sauce! I need to see more of this beauty!
>>37796561
short for testosterone
>>37803805
Would berry benifits into
>>37810446
I want to put my small cock into her deep belly-button.
>>37810446
I know a marriage like this, guy is short skinny and the wife is like this woman.
i've been fapping so much these past few days barely any of these images excite me
>>37810446
>She's so fat this webm is still blueboard safe
audibly kek'ing
>>37798701
dyke
>>37815886
the lips
damn son
>>37809733
God she has such a nice belly, anon.
>>37815867
>c-can i get a c-contract renewal milana??
>>37798877
d-dat armpit...
>>37815867
Another angle
>>37798937
wonder how many times.....
>>37812316
i know whose behind this post...
>>37815578
She's so fucking amazing
>>37814497
....can you read? I didn't say her face was fat. I said it is disgusting.
There are fat chicks with pretty/almost pretty faces. That one isn't even close though.
