You hit the GYM HARD while DAVE is drinking BEER at the PUB pulling FIT BIRDS
>>37794945
What if I'm Dave and I'm posting on my phone from the bar?
>>37794945
>caring for a bunch of cunts more interest in keeping their Instagram followers' attention about all the "fun" they're having at the bar rather than holding actually fun conversations.
Maybe I'm just hanging out with the wrong crowd.
You hit the GYM HARD while DAZZA is sinking STUBBIES in his BACKYARD and rooting TOP SHEILAS.
>>37795030
This was a lot better than OP. I'm sure I could have made it more British
You hit the GYM HARD while MOHAMMED is blowing himself UP in the name of ALLAH and getting 72 VIRGINS
T-Dot is LINKING with BARE GYALDEM and smoking FAT ZOOTS
while you MERK yourself at the gym like some sort of DICKHEAD cuz
You hit the GYM HARD, while VLAD is collecting ARTIFACTS in the ZONE having all sorts of CHEEKI BREEKI
>>37794945
You hit the GYM HARD while MATSUO is drinking SAKE with SANAE at the IZAKAYA
>>37795116
best
>tfw man dont have bare gyaldem
>>37795303
you mean takashi
You KLAP GYM while KOOS is DOPPING KLIPPIES at the BRAAI and naaing KWAAI BINTS.
>>37795328
YOU the GOYIM are working HARD for pocket CHANGE while the JEWS are having their SHEKELS work for THEM and making BANK