>Get grills now that I'm /fit/
>Can't hang out with grills because I have to stay /fit/
Damn bro you sound like an obsessed meathead.
>>37766293
I only work out 3 days a week (Madcow). It was deadlift day. You can't just skip that shit.
>>37766258
>nah beb i got to wurk out
>ok
>alpha as fuark rite guys?
You're a fucking faggot. You know what i would do? I would work out without saying a goddamn word to anyone the same time i always do then after go smash this bitch out while drinking tonic water with ice. Then leave when she turned on some faggot game of thrones show.
Beta imposter
>>37766258
why not suggest a different date? now u rly seem uniterested
>>37766315
This guy gets it.
>workout
>then go hang out
??
what
>gotta workout
>but I can come afterwards if you let me shower at your place
>>37766258
don't listen to these jelly bros op. she will be wetter when you finally do decide to hit it. will probably gargle your load on camera and encourage you to upload it to motherless
>>37766301
Just put it out a day
Shit nigger you could be autistic
WHY CAN'T YOU DO BOTH IN ONE NIGHT? WHY CAN'T YOU SUGGEST ANOTHER NIGHT TO HANG OUT? WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID??
You should have also stated that you did want to hang out, but just need to reschedule. Based on that response, it seems like you're not interested
>>37766258
>>37766293
>>37766301
>>37766315
I would rather go to the gym than have sex
debate me
>protip
you can't
the whole point is to make her think he doesn't want it. she's clearly testing him and he passed.
>>37766404
>I would rather got to the gym and then have sex
Debate me
Pro tip you cant
>>37766395
I mean if I really need to spell it out...
6:30pm home from work
6:45pm done cooking dinner
7:00pm done eating dinner (aim for 1200 calories due to bulk)
8:00pm no longer full, stretch/foam roll to warm up
8:15pm leave for gym
9:45pm home
Still need to shower, eat another 1000 or so calories, then go to bed at a reasonable time for work.
>>37766404
There's nothing to debate about. You're literally a faggot. Instead of rescheduling a date until after the gym you'd rather see a bunch of sweaty dudes work out and jerk off to it later.
You need to just come out already bro, /fit/ will support you
>>37766258
>I have to work out tonight, so won't be able to. Thanks though
>>37766301
>I only work out 3 days a week (Madcow). It was deadlift day. You can't just skip that shit.
Jesus-fucking-Christ. You're telling me that you can't reschedule the date to a rest day? I can't believe you niggers have the nerve to shitpost about tfw no gf when you do things like this.
>>37766448
We've been banging for months. We don't formally schedule anything. She's just a Tinder chick.
>>37766427
>>37766442
never gonna make it
why are you faggots even on this board if you think a woman's sloppy ass gain-gobbling vagina is better than the zen of the gym?
>>37766467
the truth comes out, it's his chubby fwb. probably a single mom too
>>37766490
>you can literally do both
I also go to the gym in the morning so I can fuck chicks any night of the week no problems
>>37766520
so? the point is if presented with the choice i'd choose gym just like OP did
>>37766366
Noice.
This this.
If this was a roll thread, I'd roll for this.
>>37766544
You are presented with a choice where a and b are both good things and you can pick:
>a
>b
>a and b
>none
Why wouldn't you pick both?
>>37766258
FUCK YOU WHY GIRLS DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME AND YOU'RE JUST IGNORING A CERTAIN CHANCE TO GET LAID SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF
>>37766571
because the subject isn't BOTH its one or the other dumbass. Notice how i said id rather go to the gym than have sex and OP said he'd rather spend the night weightlifting than have sex too. Stop being THAT kid who'd be like "OR" when someone asked "would you rather"
Day after Upper split, 10:30 at night, have to be up at 6:30, so about to sleep. Full calories/macros eaten, everything is set, pretty happy.
Get a text from 6/10 who I blew off last week:
"You're getting laid tonight, im coming over with wine".
>Say no, that I have to sleep
"Fuck you im coming over anyway"
>Tell her That i wont let her in and I have to sleep
"Delete my number you ass"
Is this what it's like for women? Even the average ones expect just to roll up to some dude's house and get plowed with zero warning.
Jesus. I was bitter before, I didn't really need this.
>>37766678
>you never realized society places so much value on a woman's vagina that they think men will bend over backwards to get laid
>>37766651
No its not a "would you rather"
OP was complaining that he can't get with girls because he needs to stay fit. I'm saying he can easily do both. Then you came in being all faggot like "it's a would you rather"
>>37766448
tfw gf has to be on MY time
>>37766651
You are an idiot if you thknk anything is either a or b.
>>37766743
This, my way or the highway, otherwise women are nothing more than gains goblins.
>>37766757
>>37766712
yes because everytime presents a choice you can always say both
>>37766806
In this particular case yes you can do both
>beta fag that doesn't want to lift and fuck
>>37766258
How the fuck long do you work out that you can't do both
>>37766258
You could work out then (4:30) then you'll be done by 7pm even if your workout is long as shit. Then you do drinks for 7, which is the time you would do it anyway. Are you stupid or something?
>>37766258
Fuck man, you're not only a meathead who can't get grills but also a meathead that has Android 6.1 yet cannot into Cyanogenmod to fix his ugly UI. I can tell is LG right away because that's how ugly it is
>>37767280
plz stop
>>37767280
Cyanogen mod was shit when i installed it
>>37766490
having this picture saved to your pc
>>37766438
Your life is sad as fuck...
>>37766315
Stfu about Game of Thrones you retard
>>37766258
You can hang out with her, you just chose not to reschedule your workout day to another day
This thread is shit
>>37766438
You would get dinner with the girl then. You're just uncompromising and foolish. The point of going to the gym is to become big/strong. The point of becoming big/strong is to become better. If you don't get a wife, you're a failure (quite actually, the first person among all of your lineage for centuries to NOT be able to get a girl). A girlfriend is what leads to a wife.
>>37766258
Damn opppeeeee I have a similar problem
>get fit from being a fat fuck in high school (290)
>tfw 6'4 20 years old and look decent
>tfw get tinder matches now
>tfw still live at home
>tfw if I had my own place I could smash all these bitches
>smash them in the bed of my truck
>missed out on a few cause they were to scared
>tfw job interview with a place where I'd be making $30 and hour coming up soon
>tfw hopefully I get it so I can move the fuck out and leave this job I have at a grocery store
One days breh
>>37766315
At least he doesn't text like the other autistic faggots I've seen on fit
>>37766258
Alpha as fuck desu, this will make her want you even more.
>>37766329
>>37766315
my man
WORKING OUT ISNT THE POINT
WORKING OUT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE RUN SMOOTHER IS
>>37767990
that's deep bro..
>tfw you cant.
>>37766258
Lauren tinder heh?
Assuming "tinder" is just an add on because you met her on tinder we can rule that out as a possible last name. Instead we look at the middle name. We can clearly see what appears to be a capital "i" followed by another letter that is hard to make out. However, we can make out a piece of the second letter. Through the process of elimination I think it's safe to conclude the second letter is either an "f" or a "t". More likely than not it is an "f" as the second letter appears to have a rounded curve to it. We can also conclude that the middle name is no more than 4 letters.
Checkmate OP.
>start lifting because you want to have a better life
>eventually start living to have better lifts
you idiots keep falling in the same trap
>>37768246
autistic as fuck
>>37768305
>>37766258
how long do you spend at the gym? I am usually there only for an hour to an hour and a half
>>37768246
you are not smart. literally ANYONE in the world can figure out what you did just by LOOKING at the photo for a second.
you are autist however, anime faggot boi.
regards, immortalkid
>>37767453
Kekking so hard
But this board aint
/gayguysuportgroup/ in disguise
>>37768386
>you are not smart. literally ANYONE in the world can figure out what you did just by LOOKING at the photo for a second.
What did he mean by this?
>Finally manage to attract a female
>Struggle to get hard
>Have to settle for blowjob to get hard enough to penetrate, insert, then settling to 6/10 hardness while inside
>Bang her for about an hour and a half, until she taps out from soreness
>Was unable to get close to cumming
Pretty sure finding porn when I was 13 (currently 23) and masturbating every single day has broken my dick.
At least I still have the gym.
>>37768500
>Pretty sure finding porn when I was 13 (currently 23) and masturbating every single day has broken my dick.
This isn't true. Every male does this. Some guys just can't come, some bust in 20 seconds. Be glad you're not on a short end of it.
>>37768424
you are a big boy im sure you are smart enough to understand english.
>>37767715
What the fuck do you do? This is most people's lives.
Seriously, I want to know. Where do you work?
>>37768500
Same for me the first few times I had sex. Told her I was stressed over work and not to sweat it, I got better after a few weeks, no problems since. You're normal, you're not broken, and if you just keep trying you'll be fine.
