What would rich's online dating profile look like?
Thanks for the idea. I'm making a plenty of fish with his pictures
>>37745649
Hobbies: 8 hour long arm workouts
Seriously /fit/ we should make a few dating profiles as Mr. Mutant and hit on chicks/guys
>>37745692
What country are you in?
>>37745692
>>37745702
Do this. Post results
>>37745692
bumping for interest
>>37745692
>>37745702
Btw his birthday is Sept. 26. if you wanna put that.
>>37745738
Ideas for username?
>>37745780
Mrscoops
>>37745780
WhateverItTakes
>>37745786
Ifballshanglow
>>37745780
one day u may
>>37745780
CMON
>>37745780
UhhhBUSTEDD
>>37745780
NOCARDIO
>>37745780
ThePianoman
>>37745780
GentleMUTANT
>>37745780
GOOD FUCKIN MORNING
>>37745780
Ricardo Piano
>>37745780
Make it something people will actually take interest in
Bumping for this thread i can see its going to be brilliant.
>>37745692
>>37745702
Are you guys still here? Is some making the piano mans dating profile? Is this happening /fit/?
>>37745649
>right, babe?
>>37746144
lurking
make the page already
1/2
>>37746188
>Body Type - Beyond Humanity
>>37746188
Profession: Slap Boxer
>>37746195
Fucking lmao please keep us updated
>>37746195
Looking for a woman whose clit-dick hangs lower than her thighs
>>37746188
Lmao
>>37745780
Gym Brough
It's only 7am here so I'll post updates later if this thread is still going. 1 message so far
>>37746413
>which lucky man is gonna wine and dine me
lmao
>>37746413
God women are pathetic
>>37746413
tell her youd like to get her in for an 8 hour workout CMON
>>37746413
>morethanamum
>32
>hitting on poor keyboard first
The memes are real
>>37746413
And here we go
>>37746413
>which lucky man is gonna wine and dine me??
Arrogant bitch
>>37746188
>>37746195
What's this dating site?
I'm alone. Please. Answer.
>>37746422
>spend huge amounts of time building muscle to attract women
>women shows interest in muscles
>lmao pathetic
What do you fucking want?
>>37746460
You can do the same using OkCupid, once I baited two dudes into going at a spot and honking at each other, then one of them knew what was up bu the other one still believed me, and told him to go to a cofee, there I baited another dude and he told me to cuk off because he saw someone with my fake profile open.
>>37746188
Make it seem realistic you idiot
>>37746460
Plenty of fish breh
>>37746474
Is that a hobby of yours?
>>37746529
Thanks. I owe you one.
>>37746540
I was bored and just tried it, and when it actually started to work I was entertaining.
The bad thing is that I just made a random password for the account and when I closed it it was 'lost'. I regret that a lot. Never tried again.
>>37746460
grindr
>>37746552
Don't try again.
>>37746413
>>37746375
Jim Wrat
>>37746552
Care to explain? It's not my fault those dudes fell that easy.
>>37745780
RightBabe
>>37746430
This, do it GODDAMIT
>>37746188
>Personality: Tattooed/Pierced
u wot m8
>>37746188
>Personality - Tattooed/Pierced
Goddam this will make one hell of a thread. Thank you anon
Ive literally not stopped laughing at this! pelase keep posting
>>37746413
"gotta eat big to get big. can you cook me 12 meals per day babe?"
>>37745780
ricardo panini
>>37746236
this
>>37747122
thisthisthisthisthis
>>37746188
>>37746195
please keep us posted, this thread has HUGE potential
bump
>>37746413
>32
>single mom
>body and face hit the wall big time
Remind me NEVER to look for scraps online
>>37747817
Bamp
Cmon get memes
>>37746413
fucking kek
>>37747817
dont forget she wants YOU to take HER out
>>37747939
Pianoman deserves better
>>37746413
What makes her think she deserves the panini
>>37748031
one day she may
>>37745780
The Yepman
>>37746413
hurry you lazy fuck
>>37746650
Care to explain why I'm supposed to go to jail?
It's not my fault she walked alone in a dark alley at night.
>>37747817
> thinks she even has a chance with mutant like Piano
like what are you even fucking thinking love ?
>>37745649
AFFLUENT KEYBOARD
EXQUISITE CLAVICHORD
WEALTHY HARPSICHORD
FUCK!!5%!!!!!!!!!!ARE YOU IN?
Bump
Keep the thread going
I need updates
Keep fucking going GODAMNIT
>>37746413
bumping thread so this faggot can deliver
>>37747817
I can bet you that pic is old as fuck too.
>>37749016
me2
bump away
>>37747122
she looks like she can EAT 12 meals per day LAMO
>>37747122
Dis
ban every ITT
should mention hes loaded $$$$$
Let's not have this die
>>37749684
"I'm pretty loaded, and I'm not talking about these gunz"
Post pictures of him with his Bentley and his Maserati
>tfw >>37746413 pussied out of it because a woman sent him a message
Remember, you read it here first.
>>37750144
>tfw /fit/ is too autistic to catfish
jesus christ this is pathetic
this thread has so much potential, but the time is not right
no one goes on dating sites in the a.m.
>>37750192
Reading >>37746413 OP is prolly asleep though, hopefully it starts to deliver in a couple of ours
>>37750220
>living in the Western Hemisphere
>>37750240
i think he went to work.
>>37746413
>that name
>that bio
>messages first
no fucking way, this can't be real. LMAO
>>37750323
Well there's a logical reason to why nothing happens atm
>>37750537
guess you're not the lucky man who's gonna take her out
>>37750583
only Rich can handle her.
The messages have been flooding in...post replies
>>37750094
brilliant
>>37750702
do this bud
>>37747122
maybe you shouldnt start it off with this, but you need to put it in
>>37750702
SO musles do matter even if they are fucked up looking like Rich's
>>37750702
Holy shit
>>37750702
this one is actually cute
but i guess it is just the angle
>>37750852
lmao!
in for more.
>>37750852
KEK
>>37750852
Jesus
>>37750819
Look at the arm my friend
>>37746188
>>37746195
You should post some selfies of him to make it more belivable.
posting in a awesome bread GOD DAMMIT
>>37750874
dear god have mercy
I was right about the angle
>>37750852
Ask for noods
>>37750702
>24
What the fuck, she looks more like 42.
Someone please make a Jeff and Zyzz account and let's see which one gets the hotter chicks
>>37750852
Kek.
Just message everyone back and at the end of each message just put "cmon"
I.e
>"yeah I just got done with the gym. I'm home eating now. Cmon"
>"I can't hang out tomorrow! I need to go to the gym for another 8 hour arm workout. Cmon"
>>37750910
Upload images of yourself smiling and having fun!
I'm fucking crying
GOD DAMMIT, super mutants doing whatever it takes to take all of our human women.
When one of them allude to hooking up you have to say, "Rich smash?"
Please.
Imagine poor Sara's face when she's browsing that dating site for attention and sees Richy boy on there.
>>37745649
I fucking hate threads like this, they make me lose faith in HUMANITY...
>>37750968
Welcome to the internet
>>37750980
You missed it...
>>37750968
It's just a prank bro
upload pictures of Rich playing with his dogs to get them even more wet. loving animals is always a good thing
>>37750993
Couldn't find any
>>37751005
https://www.muscleandstrength.com/articles/11-fitness-celebs-and-their-dogs
>>37751005
I just typed in Rich Piana playing with his dogs into Google images. It's not hard brah.
It has a small pool too, showing off money.
>>37751024
Dude, whats perfect
>>37751031
CMON GUYS
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON
In case anyone asks for noots.
>>37751051
I always wonder why he got so many terrible tattoos
>>37751051
and make sure to tell em how low your dick hangs.
>>37751038
You are, anon ;-)
>>37750702
(can't wake up)
>>37751031
Please end every sentence with CMON
It's slowing down lads I think they're onto it. This is the only one replying
>>37746413
Give her props for remembering to eat big
Add this face OP please
>>37751206
>implying she isnt eating 15 meals a day
>>37751206
That's because you have to start a flowing conversation with semi-normal shit first. Or go full sexual hook straight up, because that's what they're there for.
Is this your first time, brah?
>>37750852
Perfection
>>37751031
CMON WHATEVER IT TAKES
>>37745649
Remember, Rich really needs you to know his dick hangs lower than his balls.
I'm disappointed in your convos OP, Richie Pañono is smoother than this
>>37751395
>that video where he tells you that ball shrinkage due to steroids is a feature because girls like it when your dick hangs lower than your balls
This isnt suave enough
>>37751114
This.
what dating site is that ?
This guy has no idea how to catfish. We need somebody else who can actually communicate with people to do it.
>>37745780
Insecurityinhumanform
>>37746413
>morethanamum
the memes are real
>>37751255
This. Someone else with some wit make one.
>>37751693
>human
What app is this? Want to try doing the same with pisslord.
>>37751744
It's plenty of fish.
>>37751741
insecurty/inhuman form
>>37751741
its a play on words
>inhuman
>>37751431
Right babe?
>>37750968
>>37750989
Return to reddit, lad.
"Let's fuck like crazy animals and leave humanity behind"
>>37751811
kek
>>37750910
upload pics of him with expensive objects
>>37751811
CMON
CMON
>>37745780
LeaveHumanity
This is a good thread
>>37751206
Make it seem realistic then throw in the ocassional joke ur bad at this
>>37752232
>you're bad at cat fishing.
A lot of fat autists in this thread
>>37752371
>calls people autists
>doesn't know what a normal social interaction looks like
>too autistic to manipulate conversations
Loving
Every
Laugh
This thread is fucking meme magic art
can someone else make a profile on a different website or something?
OP is very slow with updates
>>37752669
You do it fuckwad
>>37752734
im too autistic to talk to girls
>>37750925
this
>>37751030
THIS. Women love it when you have pics with pets. Not even generalizing because it's true.
This fucking thread is amazing
>>37751768
I fucking wrote "humanity" in caps man come the fuck on....
>>37745780
Eatbig2getbig
God Dammit
>>37746471
He might be thinking of her ego "which lucky man is gonna wine and dine with me"
bio:
LOOK, LET'S FUCKING CUT THE FUCKING BULLSHIT. I'M A 5% GUY LOOKING FOR A 5% GAL THAT WILL GIVE ME 100% OF HER LOVE. I LIVE FAST, EAT BIG, DRIVE EXPENSIVE CARS AND DON'T TYPE IN LOWERCASE. I WORKOUT 7 DAYS A FUCKING WEEK AND DO WHATEVER IT FUCKING TAKES TO BE THE BEST MOTHER FUCKER I CAN BE. I NEED A HARDCORE CHICK THAT'S READY TO FUCK LIFE UP AND GET SOME MONEY LOL
Interests:
LIFTING WEIGHTS IS MY LIFE AND I WILL FUCKING DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BE THE 5% OF MOTHERFUCKERS THAT CAN LIFT BIG WEIGHTS. I WANT A CHICK THAT CAN SPOT ME WHEN I LIFT FAKE PLATES FOR PHOTOSHOOTS AND HELP ME PERFECT MY OPEN MOUTH SCREAM POSE. I FUCKING LOVE FOOD AND PITBULLS AND I'LL GET MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE 5% PITBULLS AND MORE FOOD. ICE CREAM IS THE SHIT
Message me if:
FUCKING MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE READY TO TAKE YOUR LIFE TO A PLACE WHERE ONLY 5% FREAKS LIVE. A LIFE FILLED WITH FAST CARS, LOTS OF MONEY, PROTEIN, TANNING OIL AND VARIOUS ASSORTMENTS OF HAIR AND GENITAL TRIMMING TOOLS. GET READY TO HERE "RIGHT BABE" WHEN YOU MAKE ME SMILE THEN LATER WE CAN DRIVE 200MPH WHILE YOU SUCK MY DICK! LOL JK BUT SERIOUSLY I LOVE PROTEIN SHAKER CUPS
First Date:
FIRST DATE WE'RE GONNA MAKE A FUCKING 5% YOUTUBE VIDEO WITH THIS FUCKING BLACK GUY I KNOW. FUCKING BLACK GENETICS GOD DAMMIT, RIGHT BABE? AFTER THAT WE CAN FUCKING ORDER SOME FUCKING CHICK FIL A AND FUCKING FILM MY MERCEDES IN THE PARKING LOT. TATOOS ARE GREAT FOR FIRST DATES AND WE CAN GET MATCHING TATTOOS AND I'LL PROPOSE TO YOU WITH A 5% WATER JUG AND WE CAN DO DONUTS IN THE PARKING LOT TO PISS OF SMALL CATS IN THE ALLEYS AND OLD PEOPLE LOL RIGHT BABE.
>>37752753
> too autistic to even send some random messages with a fake profile
what could you possibly be afraid of
>>37751206
tell her that the other 2- meals don't count
>>37753862
*20
>>37753682
Make it believable you autistic tard
>>37753887
Missing the point this much.
It was meant to be a joke you retard
>>37753682
lmao i read this in his voice
This thread is pure gold
>>37753896
It's not even funny
>>37753925
fuck off faggot we're trying to have a good time and you're being boring as fuck
>>37753934
Sure have a good time but without autistic unfunny posts.
>>37753944
you lose. fuck off. ignored
>>37753682
>JK BUT SERIOUSLY I LOVE PROTEIN SHAKER CUPS
my fucking sides
thread dead
>>37751031
>>37750852
>>37746413
Ask them what they think about dicks hanging lover than balls
>>37746188
>profession
Leaving humanity behind
>"Yeah girls don't like guys with bodybuilder-tier muscles, they mostly go for ottermode twinks or powerlifting fatasses such as myself"
/fit/ BTFO
>>37746471
/fit/ in a nutshell
>>37754105
my thoughts exactly ese
>tfw mutants get more grills than half of /fit/ could ever dream of
>>37750729
>girls dont like big muscles anon :)
>>37754105
this settles the ottermode vs bodybuilding debate
>mfw women say they like skinny muscular guys
>>37754105
true story all those retarded articles where written by fatties
These threads always make me laugh because they suck. They will never equal the threads on misc its just circlejerkers overexaggerating their reaction to these un-funny pictures
>>37754696
ill rather laugh at less funny shit then to be mentally retarded like u and ur followers
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xi24zJ1.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>37754715
ur mentally retarded faggot
pic related its you
>>37754747
u would not say that to my face prissy ass bitch
>>37754763
i wouldnt say it instead i would punch it into your face Pussy
>>37754780
sure u would
>>37754780
>>37754791
>>37754763
>>37754747
>>37754715
>>37754696
>>37754825
ur a virgin
>>37754835
im as big as a virgin as your father
>>37754855
not worth my time wanker
>>37754862
funny, me and your "father" said the exact same thing when the subject of you came up
>>37754910
u didnt deny being a virgin either go get some light
It looks like 7th grade hallway fight in here get a fucking grip on yourselves lol.
>>37754924
you didn't deny your father not loving you either
>>37754941
I honestly can't tell if they're doing this ironically anymore
>>37754747
That pic, Isley?
>>37754941
fuck off retard
>>37755256
Literally /b/ summer fags in here
Yo yo Fake Piana we need an update.
that's it i am off to gym but before i go i must have 8scoops of protein
This thread had so much potential. Way to be a fucking failure OP I hope you kill yourself.
This could have been a thing of beauty
>>37756774
Who is to say we can't try again?
Such a disaster and disappointment.
Someone do that zyzz/Jeff thing
Some one needs to re-do this with a serious profile. also get one going for jeff,zyzz and scooby. I have work for 6 hours so if it isn't done by then ill do it. But again thats like 6 hours away
in for re-do
>>37757161
this so much this.
>>37750968
That is why we must leave humanity behind.
Alright I'm not a cuck, what in bio?
>>37757671
cmon man don't do this. zyzz was a good guy. he was well respected around here.
have some respect for the dead.
>>37757671
Too soon
>>37757701
Tbh zyzz would laugh his ass off at this if he could see it, and if he was alive he would be posting screenshots of him trolling girls
>>37757875
this. I think zyzz would get a kick out of shitting on bottomfeeding bitches from beyond the grave
prove that death can't stop him from being a sick cunt
>>37754105
>mfw woman say they dont like muscle
woman dont even know what they want and if they could actually decide to want anything - it wouldnt be some beta nu male low iq faggot lawl
>>37757161
>scooby
>>37757671
>tfw it's been one hour
POST MORE
"I eat at least 12 meals a day, want to be one of them babe? C'mon."
It wasn't hard, where did you go so wrong?
>>37757161
Bumping for this, someone do a fake profile for scooby on grindr
>>37748535
Great analogy! I'll do it again just for you.
best thread in forever
>>37745649
did everyone forget he was on tosh.o?
is this balloon animals lifting stats even good
>>37751030
How is this guy even still ALIVE? He looks so bad and unhealthy. His dog does too. How is his dog STILL ALIVE?
>>37759347
mutants don't die
>>37759347
He's got dat dere healing factor, same as Wolverine.
>>37759347
rich is death
>>37759347
The dog in that picture is dead, I wonder what could have been a contributing factor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-en82Isq_0
>>37759282
what the fuck is that.
