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>doing weighted decline situps
>weight behind head
>Increase weight
>Struggling on last rep
>Enormous fart leaves my ass
>PROPELS ME TO FULL UPRIGHT POSITION
>Sound intensified from mixture of sweat and my ass being pressed against the bench
>Hear a "holy fuck" across the gym
>Move away from DYEL doing pushups beside me
>Give him a look
>mfw everyone thinks DYEL shat himself
>did sets of 7 reps on purpose today
>>37736012
kek
Holy shit OP I had a similar experience.
>dyel bro doing curls in brotank with 20lb dums
>has dyel friend with him
>talking really loudly about partying and flexing non existant arms in mirror
>caught them benching 130 lbs, basically put a 25 on the bar and every smaller plate they could find to make it look like they were doing more
>crowding decline situp thing
>get weight and go to do accessory work, sit on decline situp thing despite kid basically standing on it
>he is suprised I am right next to him
>gives me look
>smile at him
>start doing sit ups
>last rep
>gas incoming
>cannot hold it, abs too busy on situps
>fart so hard my prostate hurts
>real long and solid sound streams out of ass
>brokid starts looking at me with disgust
>smile at him intensely
>no one else heard, even his bro next to him had earphones in
>its just our little secret
>dont even say anything, just maintain eye contact until he breaks away, and I start my next set
>shitpost on /fit/ about how I never do cardio
>did 6 reps instead of 5 yesterday
>ask my bro if I could borrow a scoop of protein to make a shake
>I take a heaped scoop
>>37736103
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>>37736020
>7 rep sets
enjoy your nogains
>>37736103
holy shit calm down there satan
>rerack all four 45s I was using
>WHERE THE 25s GO
>>37736086
my sides
>tell everyone I'm 6'
>I'm actually 5'11.5
>>37736086
>he breaks away
by the rules of the gym, his boipussy now belongs to you
>>37736192
Top. Fucking. Kek.
>leave 1200 lbs on the leg press machine
>go take a huge whey shit
>come back and yell at the manlet who took the plates off
>AND YOU STOLE MY TOWEL THAT I HAD ON THE MACHINE
>there was never a towel
Set the In-House mix to Sun-Ra freeform jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dokLwszdUgY
>>37736319
Lmao
>>37736319
I've "lost" probably about four towels this year
>>37736088
HAHA FUCKING RETARD
>>37736329
>everyone immediately goes off rhythm
>barbells crush ribs
>people hit in face with dumbbells
>leg press crushes manlet into pancakelet
>cardio bunnies launched into wall from treadmill
>DYELs collapse under the weight of no pl8 squat
>black guy on lat pulldown catapulted into the ceiling
>Old man on elliptical's pacemaker explodes
>Catches his chest on fire
>Collapses on carpet
>Whole gym start burning down
>SPACE IS THE PLACE
>SPACE IS THE PLACE
>SPACE IS THE PLACE
>SPACE IS THE PLACE
>>37736208
damn, they locked up martha stewart for that.
>>37736103
