I work at Pizza-planet, and I'm a roid monkey faggot who breaks all the rules.
Ask me questions, suggest some shenanigans before I get fired. I can feel it coming.
>>37731441
can i press in the squat rack there?
>>37731458
I don't give a fuck, and we have no squat rack. Just a smith machine. I'm too tall to press in it too.
>>37731441
DB Shoulder Shrugs, grunt and grin while reping
>>37731468
I already do, always!
Start swinging the barbell like a baseball bat.
>>37731567
no barbell
put C4 in the water fountains
>>37731441
1. Take away all the tootsie rolls/candy hanging around and dispose of all the bagels and pizzas on the appropriate days they are advertised for
2. Watch fatties and casuals meltdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eAj08nAFP4
something like this
>>37731575
they don't pay me enough to afford. Literally making a slaves wage.
>>37731580
I should totally do this. Pizza day is coming up!
>>37731441
For as much shit as people give them, it's a gym with (some) dumbbells, a cardio machines and ab stuff. It's a good value for 10 or 20 dollars a mouth
Can you control what music comes on the radio?
Quit on pizza day and take all of them when you walk out
>>37731858
True.
>>37731441
>>37731441
>C&J lightest person i can find
> throw them into group of fatties
>taunt people into coming near me
>pull band releasing avalanche of med balls
>lure survivors into hallway with barbells swinging from ceiling
>use bands to fling 5lb weights at incoming cops
>lure swat team into bruce lee mirror room
>takes those fags out with towel nunchuks
>finally get shot down tumbrinas and HAES supporters
Chase Woody
>>37731611
Are you australian? Also, if you end up stealing all the pizza, pls record any noteworthy reactions.
>Hack and replace the lunk sound with sound clips from a porno
>Go lunk it up
>AW YISS
Hope you know your electronics.
Do you guys get paid commission off of saying 'hi' and 'bye' to patrons?
You faggots at the desk get all tight when I walk by without saying anything.
I used to fuck a fat chick that worked there. She was really rad, loved her personality, shame she was fat
>>37732528
Embedded systems, if anything.
>>37731464
seated
>>37731858
My gym has everything a lifter would need besides a deadlift platform for $10 a month. Even got all new benches recently and they maintain their equipment well. Price is no excuse.
>>37731441
Should I sign up for PF or Golds gym. Both are close. But I'm a poor fag so I'm leaning towards PF.
I only really weight equipment. I can do cardio at home.
>>37734876
gOLD'S
>>37734876
Sign up at PF and work towards getting your money up. Then switch to Gold's. As the ethnics like to say, money over everything.
