i'm an 18 year old girl and though i'm not that afraid of aging i don't want to be the type of girl that turns 28 and looks like shit, children or no children. i lift but do barely any cardio accept from walking/riding a bike everywhere because i'm poor and have no bf to take me anywhere i want.
anyway i want to know how to look hot forever, or better than i do now
advice?
Learn to troll better, the laughs you'll harvest will keep you young :^)
If serious, Eat healthy and keep working out. Drink lots of water, stay away from soda and greasy food.
>>37722969
Learn the difference between accept and except
Go get knocked up so you can keep a guy early. You can't hit the wall if you're already married
read the sticky you slut
>>37722985
Hehe
>>37722991
this basically
and don't smoke or drink
>>37722969
That's not what the wall is.
The wall is being a slut who see's men as a means to aquire things, fucks chad, then expects a beta provider to pick up the pieces.
Thats the wall.
1) dont have kids with guys who are simply only attractive. I.e. big dick, party boy.
2) have your own career, money, and belongings.
20 to 30 is your best years, after 30 its well known you go downhill.
Men's 30's are like a womans 20's.
Find a man who's more interested in building his life while you are in your 20's and be there to support him, he will keep you.
Never shoot above your level, every women over estimates their own level and every time are supprised when things dont go right. If you find a guy and you're "out of his league", its much more secure because its in reality actually closer to your league. And as he gets older he will be more attractive, and you will be less attractive.
>>37722969
Don't be a slut
>>37722969
>i lift but do barely any cardio accept from walking/riding a bike everywhere because i'm poor and have no bf to take me anywhere i want
>because i'm poor and have no bf
>no bf
You are either lying, and not a girl.
Or extremely unfortunate looking in the body or face.
>>37723076
so hot girls that turn ugly only do so because they have kids with hot guys or don't have money? wat
>>37723109
i'm shy and every guy i like either has a gf or ends up being crazy or theres no chemistry
stay away from the sun.
most aging on skin is caused by the sun.
wear 30 spf sunscreen everyday. make sure your sunscreen blocks uva and uvb
sunscreen needs to be reapplied every 2 hours unless you use zinc oxide sunscreen (but that leaves white cast)
>>37723136
The wall isnt women turning ugly.
That's the meme women fall for.
Its not securing a family before you turn 30, when you become used up and men become more experienced and confident and oftem have careers and money and juat dont need someone your age anymore.
I made it pretty clear
Women's best years are 20 - 30
Mens best years are 30+
The wall is thinking you can be free till 30 and still secure a stable relationship for the future.
>>37723136
>im 18 and I haven't found a candidate for marriage yet
You're literally new to life. This isn't out of the ordinary.
>>37723136
>im shy
Welcome to the autismo club..find another shy guy and have a relationship.
Stop thinking you are some hot shit that deserves a celebrety. You can litterally turn a boy into a man by giving him pussy.
>>37722969
Eat healthy. Workout don't smoke. Start taking HGH when you're older to keep everything tight
Drink lots of water.
Have a regular sleep schedule.
Become vegan (seriously)
Do cardio
>>37723204
every cute autistic kid i find already has an autistic gf
i have giant tits and everything what do i do???
>>37723257
post some tits
>>37723266
this board is sfw honey 8^)
>>37723281
You can crosslink it to /s/ ;)
>>37722969
Get married, be loyal and supportive to your husband, have many children to love and be loved by, learn to be satisfied by what you have, not whatever you could maybe get.
>>37723257
Find a diferent autist. Often the best guy for you tends to be one you ignore.
Those guys are often interested in things like games. And the shy ones are often scared to talk. I kind of wish i was there as your jimmeny cricket, i vould point them out to you because i used to be one of them.
And it doesnt matter how nice your body is, it can work to your disadvantage because it intimidates the guys you should be seeing and attracts the ones who will just use you, i.e. baby chads.
And how big is big? Decent handful size or obnoxiously big and saggy?
>>37723281
>sfw
>shirtless men posted non stop
>>37723266
>>37723286
Example of type of guy to avoid, if they want nudes, and have the nerve to ask, automatic redflag that you are just another bitch being juggled amung others.
>>37723288
HOW DO I TURN INTO A MILF WHEN IM OLDER
how many women with kids do you see that are hideous? the correct answer is most of them
my future husband won't fuck me if i turn into a groce beast of a woman
>>37723308
Stay fit when you are young. Stop being stressed about everything. Litterally accept thay life will be ok.
Gain a little weight, read: a little, as you get older to keep softening skin tight.
Stay the FUCK out of the sun. That red, skitty skin is disgusting.
>>37723292
yeah i'm into games too, and other stupid autistic shit i shouldn't waste my money on
all i want is a quiet autist to cuddle at night
my boobs are a lot like Kate Upton's, and i know people have mixed opinions on hers. im a 12G (Australian) but im 5 ft 7 and slightly chubby with big hips so it balances out
>>37723304
>m'lady
>>37722969
The Wall is looked from the mating perspective.
You'll grow old no matter what, it's about hormones, you can't stop that.
>>37723358
Suck my dick manlet.
>>37723348
>australian
Probably your issue right there.
My guess is because guys think that youre out of their league. And i dont blame them, they have shit experience, and wouldnt even know where to start.
Try thinking like a cougar rather than a teenager. Who would a cougar go after? And work from there. A slightly chunky guy is a good place to start to but because of his autismo you may have to put more work in the relationship. Try to teach him, either directly or through example.
>>37722969
>have no bf to take me anywhere i want
burn in hell forever you fat bitch
>>37723254
Also do NOT smear your skin with cosmetics, no soap, no shampoo and no sunblock.
All cosmetics are filled with toxic shit, just keep your skin clean with water.
>>37723398
Here's a good example of a guy to start with if you cant find an unjaded virgin. Very likely has trouble with girls, probably has no idea what they like or dont like, and has been mistreated. It will take time to get over his trust issues tho. Girls can be shitty people with how selfish they are
>>37723076
I always shoot well beliw my league and the guys always spaz out hard when i break it off haha
>>37723402
>no sunblock
That's literally the worst advice for your skin. You should be using sunblock everyday, just not the 99 cent stuff at walmart
>>37723391
i don't want to have to guide a man like he's a fucking kid, a man needing a gf to act like his mum is the biggest turn off for me
thanks for your advice though, really helpful
>>37723402
wtf you want me to smell like shit?
>>37723184
dam this post made me love having a penis again
>>37723453
Have you ever taken a look at what is in sunscreen? That shit is not good for your health.
>>37723460
If you eat right you wont smell like shit, I never use deodorants or soap and I smell fine.
Just water is enough trust me, your body will thank you.
>>37723402
>Also do NOT smear your skin with cosmetics
This, avoid makeup.
I would go as far as to say avoid things like soap because hygene is your number one priority. Men have accute senses of smell with women and one bad smell will ruin it. Always make sure your ass and pussy are washed at all times. Even after you shit. And if you meet a guy and you have even the slightest suspicion things may go down, wash yourself. Its embarassing as fuck for there to be unsightly, nasty wetness in your pussy lips or asscrack.
That beung said, yea stay away from makeup. It ruins your natural skin and falsly advertizes looks you dont have.
>>37723480
again, if you actually buy good sunscreen there's nothing bad in it.
>>37723460
>i don't want to have to guide a man like he's a fucking kid
News flash, 18 year old guys are kids. And so are you. The mindset you have is a one way ticket to the wall. Get the fuck over yourself.
>18
>tattoos
have a nice rest of your life
>>37723460
Find a fucking Chad who has a balance of alpha and providing traits.
He's gonna fuck you hard, but he will treat you with respect afterwards.
Ofc finding such gentlemen is hard.
So work on yourself, hit the gym, hit the library, learn to cook and keep your desires under control (nobody will take you if you fuck different men every week, drink, do drugs and act as a hoe in general)
Nobody will take you if you act as a hoe except Beta Bob who still needs his mom in 30s and likes long walks in the park ( no, he will not ravage you in the bushes, he likes to think that you are his princess)
Don't worry about the Wall, you can always find a provider and cheat on him with a Chad.
>>37723480
>Just water is enough trust me
Avoid shit advice like this. Soap was invented in our history for a reason.
>>37723506
ugh idk how to explain it
i live with my older brother (20 years old), he doesn't know how to cook or clean, relies on me and our mother to clean up after him, literally never has any money because he spends it on weed and fast food
thats the kind of man child i'm talking about
i don't mind teaching a guy about girls if he has no experience, it'd be fun
just don't want to be a guy's mum
>>37723532
Kek, you really want her to crash and burn, jesus.
Lay off the salt bro damn
>>37723391
Stop white knighting you fag. No girl wants to "teach" an autist like you how to handle her.
>>37723528
lol pic isn't me
>>37723308
That's because they're obsessed with careers and shit and take birth control
>>37723540
So before humans invented soap everyone was dirty?
The human body just like all animals can clean itself just fine, if you add washing yourself with water you WILL be clean.
Also do not forget the sun cleans your skin too.
>>37723257
>i have giant tits
Ah, you're a fatty. It all makes sense now.
>>37723551
Thats a conpletely different kind of guy from the one i mean.
A young pothead, avoid.
The good ones are straight shooters, and dont even so much as smoke cigarettes.
Try actually dating a guy, see what he can do. If he can do things where he, in your words, doesnt need a mum then you can start there.
I guess i kind of forget some guys are like that, ive been on my own since 17.
Cant tell you how many women ive met who cant even cook or fold their panties tho.
The irony when women dont want to be someones mum but always want someone to be their daddy.
>>37723554
if she dates smart and doesn't give out free pussy she won't crash n burn.
I'm not trying to reverse psych
>>37723076
>Men's 30's are like a womans 20's
Loving this meme
>>37723563
>No girl wants to "teach" an autist like you
Why are you protecting?
>>37723581
>So before humans invented soap everyone was dirty?
Yes. Take that hipster shit elsewhere and bathe yourself pajeet.
>>37723581
>Also do not forget the sun cleans your skin too.
You are literally retarded.
>>37723616
>goes to /r9k/
Discarded
>>37723581
I mean they were using oils and ash even in the bronze age.
I agree that soap is bullshit but you need at least olive oil and preferably salt too.
>>37723591
i honestly don't care if a guy wants to smoke occasionally, as long as he can handle it and still function as a human being then it's fine. i just want equal responsibilities and shit like that
anyway i don't even need to think about that at the moment, instead how to find autistic guys who will love me and fuck me
where do i find them
what do i say to them
etc
>>37723647
>i honestly don't care if a guy wants to smoke occasionally
Nope. Avoid it. If a guy doesnt have his life together and is a pothead, thats all he will ever be. If he truely has his shit together and smokes, thats different.
I've seen to many girls fuck up and make this exception. Dont do it.
>instead how to find autistic guys who will love me and fuck me
Autistic guys are often alone. So avoid guys that are often with groups of friends. Autists dont often have friends. Which means they will make your their world.
>where do i find them
>what do i say to them
Any place where a guy can be alone and entertain himself free of judgement. Most may only work and go home. They're difficult to meet in public. Online may be your best bet.
>>37723689
jesus fuck
why is it so difficult
i don't want to be a virgin any longer
>>37723704
Now you have a taste of what goes through their mind.
You have to put effort into it too.
Its beem a long time since ive lived that life so its difficult to say where to go these days.
Game shops, large book stores.
And especially Gyms.
Gyms can have autists by the droves. Go at off times like midnight.
>>37723739
sounds like a plan
i'll go to autist shops tomorrow
my gym closes at 9pm LMAO
>>37723753
Find a 24 hour gym. Autists usually like those because they go on a whim.
You have to focus to look the best you can so you can marry some rich fuck in your early 20s. Older girls are always reserved for low tier fucks
>>37723753
Now if ive answered everything, post your body with a time stamp thanking /fit/ and gtfo
>>37723770
good idea honey baby sweetie
since the thread is already full of men giving women advice.
How do I become good at sex, how to give blowjobs? How to turn him on etc. anything any stories would be much appreciated cause I have zero experience so far
Oh and anything that your gf/ex does or done that makes you super happy
>>37723391
This is horrible advice
>>37723821
This
Never date/fuck/marry down
>>37723480
You smell, you are just used to it and your friends (if you have any) tolerate it
>>37722969
no alcohol or cigarettes, they fucking smash you headfirst into the wall at breakneck speed
>>37723819
Watch porn. You will learn alot about what guys like and see there.
The kind of porn a guy watches reflects his tastes.
I only watch porn with women who are pearshaped. Big asses, wide hips, for example.
As for blowjobs, focus on the ridge of the tip and the skin just under it. Thats where the majority of the nerves are. And figure out a guys niche, some like it slow, some like it rough, some even like to be bitten.
>>37723453
>That's literally the worst advice for your skin. You should be using sunblock everyday, just not the 99 cent stuff at walmart
Sunblock smells though
People can clearly tell you have it on.
>>37723889
I like the smell of sunblock. Reminds me of the beach and fun.
OP, I'll give you some advice based on what I look for in women.
Stay fit. Until you die. No exceptions.
Be a consistent and at least decent cook.
Be clean; your body and your home.
Show commitment to something, whether it be lifting, a career, or even just taking care of a pet.
Don't let your female friends influence your goals.
Don't be easy. No one-night stands, no casual relationships. Heavy flirting and kissing is fine, but sex is off the table until you're confident about the guy you choose.
This is all I care about, everything is backed up with either statistical or sound reasoning. If you want me to elaborate, I can.
>>37723910
You sound autistic but I also agree with you.
The daily struggles of /fit/.
>>37722969
Avoid things that ruin your body, that is shitty food, alcohol, smoking and too much sunlight. Basically everything that destroys cells makes you age faster as they hit their natural "split limit" faster.
Stay fit, stay active, eat healthy. Antioxidants in food can help slowing down aging as they can intercept free radicals (which destroy your cells).
>>37723739
>Go at off times like midnight.
Damn son that was me
>>37722969
stay fit
don't be a whore
be atleast semi competent in householding skills and knowing how to raise your kids
if you complete these 3 you are miles ahead of almost every female of your age group
>>37723941
everyone on here is autistic in one way or another
>>37723910
continued
That's what I want. What you should look for in a man:
Fit. No exceptions.
Stable income. Doesn't really matter what he does as long as it's reliable.
Very little debt. Student loans not included because most us are in that shit.
Likewise, good money management.
Social drinker. Don't get with a guy that doesn't enjoy a beer or two.
Must have goals. The more ambitious the better. He should be able to show you how he's making progress as well.
Consistent self-improvement. Aside from staying fit, he develops skills in other areas. Doesn't matter what, as long as he's learning.
Reliability. He needs to be able to get things done when he sets out to do them.
Does not make excuses. A proper man takes action and responsibility. He needs to be a leader, not a complainer.
These qualities are all necessary if you want to stay attracted to him and devoted to him. A man like this will be worth the effort to you.
Few men are like this nowadays, but life isn't supposed to be easy. Good luck, you're gonna make it.
>>37722969
>have no bf to take me anywhere i want
GOLDDIGGGEEER
pls be my autistic fat gf
>>37723304
Lol Beta
>>37724054
ok <3 what's ur kik
>>37723391
t. slightly chunky guy
lol
No qt autistic gf to lift with
Why even live
>>37724121
Girls don't come here.
Only gays and normies come here to shitpost
>>37724136
WHATS YOUR KIK
>>37724140
I JUST WANT KIKS OR AUTISTIC BOYS WHO WANT TO TALK PLZ
>>37724156
of autistic boys*
fuck
>using KIK
underage warning, mods do something
>>37724143
Hold on. Let me make one
>>37724192
B8
It's a guy
>>37723257
>thinking guys want women with huge breast
>>37724192
ok I'm here waiting for you baby
>>37724143
I'm not
>>37724054
I'm also on the other side of the world and don't use KIK, we were never meant to be bby
>>37724192
Get your attention whoring ass out of here
This place is for autists and normies
>>37724255
:'^(
Ok kik is werebear99
>>37723304
Hi brian
>>37723475
That was the point. Don't worry, you'll start hating your penis again once reality actually sets in and you realize these posts are akin to a fat girls post on fb getting compliments for being "brave" and "so pretty".
>>37724270
Sh Sh no tears, lift away the heartbreak
>>37724320
<3 we will be together in another life
>>37724279
is this normie serious
>>37722969
Don't get tattoos. They contribute to you looking like shit.
>>37723184
So fucking true. I improve so much every year its like digital technology. You double every year and it gets outta control after 6-7 years of constant improvement. SO MUCH FEMALE ATTENTION from teenies to married women of all ages. The longer you set time into improving yourself in ALL aspects the more desirable you become. The best stage i most recently reached disregarding bitches. Holy shit it is the greatest feeling to outgrow childish perceptions of relationships compared to reality.
>>37723076
>20 to 30 is your best years
Is this fact or just personal opinion? I know people who had shitty 20's and their 30 were the opposite.
>>37724444
talking about women there quadbrah
>>37722969
eat real food
not processed shit which assuming your american will be basically anything that isn't straight from a fresh food section in a grocery store. Even then it's tough. Ground beef isn't 100% beef, there are quite a few additives depending on what you get.
>>37723819
desu the one thing my gf did that i will never forget is one day we came home from college and went to my apartment and she grabbed my hand and walked me to my bedroom and she pulled down her panties (she was wearing a skirt) and she put her elbows on the bed and she just sat there looking at me in my eyes. probably the sexiest thing that ever happened to me but im also on /fit/ so yea
>hot to blowjobs
i watch porn every day (no longer have gf) and the one thing that turns me on the most about blowjobs is when the girl is really into it. like, i love titties and i will suck a titty like sucking on it is heaven and pure bliss, it makes a woman feel sexy when you act like you literally cant get enough of her body. similarly, when a girl sucks a cock like she absolutely LOVES it, that is a turn on. sadly most cocks arent that beautiful, but hopefully you will find a long veiny rock-hard cock that looks great and you wont have to fake it
>>37722969
stay lean. don't use too much make up, it will fuck up your skin.
do IF the increase HGH.
>>37724598
Is this Billy the Beta?
want some milk?
I have a bisexual australian friend and he says:
"Australian women are boring and full of themselves, they are a good fuck but I rather have relationships with men, its much more rewarding"
So basically, get over yourself and try to improve as a person and maybe you can get a bf? You know fucker, like every one of us men?
Women are so used to go through life with the pussy pass that when they are presented with the simplest and most trivial challenge in life, they don't know what to do. Epic.
>>37724779
your friend is a faggot
>>37723689
>Autists dont often have friends.
nonsense I for example have friends
a lot of autists have friends mate it's not hard to make friends these days
>>37722969
You'll never be as hot as you're now, no matter what.
Keep up your teeth, skin, and hair care, and never let yourself get fat. Even if you get pregnant, keep it somewhat under control.
And try not to be much of a bitch as you age, older ladies that look 'good for their age' can't afford it.
So lads
Where do I acquire an introverted fit gf?
>>37726501
post boipussy and i will tell
>>37726501
>tfw trying to unlock one right now 2
>>37723402
You can 100% moisturize your face with materials that aren't filled with shit.
For example, you can buy shea butter (in a giant block) straight from Africa, for $15.
Don't be a dirty faggot and, instead, research the chemicals to avoid (eg. parabens, sulfates...)
Benzone in sunscreen is what you want to avoid. If you use sunscreen check out a physical blocker like zinc. It will make your face slightly whiter, but that's the price you pay
BAKA at dirty faggots
>>37723889
Not all sunblock. Paula's choice is your friend.
>>37723616
The guys in the last pic are all in their late 40s...
The wall isn't about women aging and becoming ugly. Its about young women who fuck lots of different guys, chads and douchebags etc, don't want to settle down even though they have a perfect boyfriend, focuses on their career and then at 30 they expect the regular normal guy to marry them and have children and provide for them, after you have been used and pumped by 50 different chads, even though you would have laughed in their faces 5-10 years ago. However those guys don't want you anymore, instead they choose the young 20 somethings that aren't busy riding the cock carousel and wants to settle down, so now you are left with no one. That is the wall.
You avoid the wall by spending your early 20s finding a man to settle down with, and should start having kids by late 20s very early 30s.
>>37724348
Yea, if u need help with anything your autistic ass can message me too
>>37723292
> the best guy is wasting time and money screaming at 8 year olds on PSN
>>37723348
>slightly chubby
So you're fat
>>37728076
>projecting
Tho darksouls be cutthroat man
>>37723453
>>37723453
>>37723480
I read a study that 80 percent of visible againg is due to UV damage.
I dont give a fuck what anyone else does I'm using sunblock every fucking day tilll I'm 60.
>>37723889
>never going to make it
>>37723819
Strictly there isn't an universal way to be good at sex. Yes, there are some necessary conditions that need to be present (e.g. guys lasting 5 minutes have no chance whatsoever) for a minimum, but sex is much more a matter of communication with your partner and feeling in a secure environment.
I could tell you that if you get choked, spanked and all that it would turn him on, but I don't know who he is or how he would react. It's just projecting my own experience into someone that may be completely different.
Nonetheless, answering your last question:
>Fucking in public
>Fucking with clothes on
>Swallowing / taking it in the face
>Waking me up riding
>Intense moaning
>Mutual choking
>>37723870
>watch porn to become good at sex
Oh u...
>>37722985
FpbP
>>37728648
>your failure at reading comprehension
Oh u...
