I feel like it helps motivate me to go harder, and reminds me if I get fit girls will want to fuck me. It's silly/sad or whatever but it works. I also edge before a workout and reward myself post-workout with a fap. Anyone else do these things or have any other similar stories?
>>37711600
Jesus Christ anon
I usually cringe myself out of boners thinking of how autistic I am
>lifting for grills
>never gonna make it
>>37711600
You're gonna end up like the guy who got caught jacking off on the gym security camera.
>>37711613
What's so bad about it if it helps me reach my goals? I've even gone so far as to pop extenze before working out. I get horny and pumped af. I'm also the creator of "Mistress Vayntrub's Femdom Workout", a mixtape with that blends underrated workout music with auido I requested from girls from /soc/. They talk about how much they crave big studs, how turned on they get watching a guy work out, telling the listener to keep going, etc.
I don't need sexual arousal to workout, but it's so much more fun that way.
>>37711725
Except my gym membership ran out and I didn't reenroll, so now I'm at home doing this
>>37711753
Touché.
>>37711740
Care to share this mixtape?
>>37712102
Sure. The first track's mixing is a little off, but after that it's mixed pretty decently.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2
>>37712145
Thanks brah.
>>37712170
No prob. Any feedback or suggestions you have on it is greatly appreciated, since I'm working on a vol. 2
I do it before. Let's me relax
>>37712187
You mean fap before working out? I can do that and have, but when I feel like I'm working toward something (nutting) when working out, I tend to go harder.
>>37712102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2
yeboi
>>37711600
I have not considered this before but I guess it's worth a shot. Aren't you at risk of getting hard in the gym? Do you think it really makes that much of a difference to your workout?
>>37712145
Holy shit, this is hilarious, but fuck me it's motivating. Solid tunes as well, mirin'.
>>37712505
I know it personally helps me go just a little harder. But more than that, I feel more motivated, which I'm sure helps keep me on track. Also, it makes working out better because sexual arousal is the shit.
>>37712508
Lol thx man.
yo make a post when you drop your next mixtape senpai
>>37713217
Will do. I'm planning to make at least 4 volumes, if anyone has any suggestions for workout songs that you feel are great that not a lot of people know about, please reccomend them here. I prefer using songs with intros/outros/breakdowns because then I can squeeze in some of that sexy talk.
>>37712102
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2
got it without the music?
love the voice but the music is a bit loud. Or is the original clip like 3 mins of her talking or something?
>>37713660
There are a bunch of clips i mixed for the tape. Care to quote which one you're referring to?
>>37713723
oh nvm, i thought it was the same person.
personally im into those mind control mp3s that have really soft wierd ambient music in the background, maybe a bit of moaning too, this is just a bit too explosive for my taste. That also requires like a 20 min monologue though. Someone should get on that
Nah, I use mad instead of horny. I think horny would distract me too much.
>>37714268
OP here, that is indeed an issue. i end up "edging" for like 2 hrs sometimes before I start my workout.
Maybe MadHorny could work even better tho. Have a girl tease and "cuck" you in an effort to enrage you? Sounds like it would work for me.
>>37714911
No I mean during my workout. I try to concentrate on using the correct muscles to get the most out of my workouts e.g. using the back for rows and minimizing bicep usage, I can do that when I'm mad, but if I was horny I'd just be thinking about that instead.
>>37715182
Ah ok gotcha. What kind of thoughts fuel your workout rage? I might want to incorporate some of that.
>>37715281
Uh. Hard to describe, I just kind of get aimlessly angry. If I focused on a scenario I would get distracted by said scenario. Just do the physical responses that come with getting angry to trick the body. I grit my teeth furrow my brow etc. Basically I do everything I do when I get genuinely angry and then start lifting and I think my body thinks we must be fighting or something because I can definitely push myself further.
>>37712450
That's some next level Bateman psycho shit right there bud.
>>37715281
No same guy, wife left me for a guy that is a total piece of shit. She moved in with him almost immediately and the last time I saw her before I moved she was walking his dog. Shattered my heart and basically cucked me while I was on deployment.
It opened my eyes to realize how fucked up the world is and that women are whores who will run to anything that makes them tingle, they have no loyalty and if you can't keep the tingles flowing their way while you're with them they'll leave you and never look back. I want to be the guy that inspires the tingles. Being a 200 lb fat guy with no muscles doesn't do shit to women surrounded by chads. My standards are high as fuck and I want to be chad.
It was a hard kick in the gut. My family is full of hamplanets so they instilled in me the worst eating/drinking habits and never let me do sports or physical stuff when I was a kid. They kept me occupied with video games and soda. Dads an alcoholic, typical married fat people stuff.
Was 250ish pounds all through highschool with no fucking idea how I managed to get a girl much less stay with her for 8 years and lose my virginity. So it basically told me "i'm fine how I am". Well bad habbits stayed after losing a bunch of weight for the military, trigger weight gain, wife constantly badgered me and put me down because i'm a piece of shit with no style and I'm not very active.
There's a lot of the world to see out there and being fat isn't going to help me do it. I want to go to festivals and bang hot girls, give them the tingles, be good at physical stuff and enjoy being able to take my shirt off at the beach and not be ashamed. Might be doing it for the wrong reasons but who the fuck knows.
I can conjure the rage of 10,000 demons and push PRs every day.
>pic related it's the guy who fucked my wife
Would like for nothing more than to beat the literal fuck out of him. Oh and he's an army drop out.
>>37713507
you got an alias we can follow you by?
>>37715556
Keep going anon! I hope you find happiness and sloots galore.
>>37715893
Y'know, nobody has said "I hope you find happiness" to me in a very long time. It means a lot, thank you.
>>37711740
>>37715806
I go by FTS on the /soc/ thread FSA (Female Sexy Audio). I'll occasionally write scripts or suggest improv ideas for the girls on that thread to perform (which is how I was able to get the audio for the mixtape). This isn't the first time I've been asked for contact from this tape, should I just make a throwaway Email?
>>37716620
Will you be periodically dropping by in fit when you come out with a new one?
>>37712145
holy shit anon this is fucking comedy gold I'm in fucking tears
>>37716951
After the humor and novelty wears off, give it a chance. I promise you it's great to listen to while working out.
>>37711600
holy shit she's cumming just from looking at him!
>>37716781
Absolutely. I'm on /fit/ pretty much every day anyway, but I'll be sure to post about a new tape when I finish one, as most of the fans of it are from /fit/. If you have any song suggestions or ideas for what the ladies should talk about in the next volume, I'm very open to hearing them.
>>37712145
This is great anon. Got any more?
>>37711740
What a time to be alive
>>37717064
Working on vol. 2, but the speed at which it's released depends on how quickly I get recorded contributions from /soc/, which is pretty slow atm.
In the meantime, feel free to suggest songs or the sort of things you want the girls to say.
>>37716620
Idk man, I can't really tell you the best way to go about it. I'd be cool if you had a bandcamp or some shit that was easy to check up on though. I made one for my band back in high school and it was incredibly low pressure.
>>37717212
Yeah, I might just do that. I have a bandcamp for my actual music, but I don't wanna credit myself for these tapes, so I guess I can make a separate bandcamp for these.
If you have enough blood to power your penis after a workout you're not training right.
>>37717246
iirc bandcamp may let you manage separate projects from the same account without them being associated together
>>37717248
Nigga if you're working out right, blood is flowing EVERYWHERE more rapidly.
>>37717256
Will check that out, thx.
>>37716971
Its breddy funny until I heard the second qt3.14, that got me going. Stopped when third one started talking though
>>37712145
Should post it on soundcloud
>>37711600
Yes. Especially at during cardio. I put on my headphones and listen to porn, hearing moans just gets me so pumped. After my run I get home and I usually have a really great chub, jack off in front of the mirror and kinda self worship my fully engorged cock. Feeling my heartbeat synch with the throbbing in my penis, best fucking shit ever, jacking off has pretty much turned into my cardio cool down.
>>37711740
And I do hope you plan on sharing that with us, anon
>>37717697
That's a little extreme, but I like it. Do you have a specific kind of porn that you favor for cardio?
>>37717616
That 2nd qt is sprinkled all throughout the tape, not just in the beginning. Just so ya know.
>>37712145
This is glorious
>>37712145
Real good, can you sound cloud this, and if possible give just a mix of only the songs as well and the name of songs used. It's really good.
>>37712145
jesus christ hahaha
>>37716620
make a soundcloud
>>37712145
Music to my ears
>>37712145
I fucking love Foolish Love
>>37717955
You should try and make one with only the second girl, or ones with good mics. The second girl really got me going, her voice was pretty nice but it was mainly the sound quality that made it better.
>>37711600
I usually play some porn videos on the TV while I lift (home gym master race).
I always end up fapping between sets.
>>37718961
I'll try my best to include her, but I can only get the audio when they decide to pop into the specific thread I know them from and are in the mood for recording
>>37718995
Any specific porn subgenres or pornstars that fit exercising well?
>>37719007
Girl on girl yoga porn does it for me. There's a surprising amount of it too.
>>37719051
Yoga porn is the best source for natural, subtly shown sexy feet. A nice alternative to the over the top "LOOK, IT'S FEET" style of foot fetish porn.
>>37712145
Better than expected.
>>37711600
Who is she?
>>37711740
>>37712145
put me in the screencap
>>37711740
post it.
>>37712145
un-fucking real
>>37711740
Are you cucking yourself mentally to big gains? Good goy, anon you need Jesus
>>37715323
That's a good way to create natural cortisol, thank you
>>37717748
Milana vayntrub is the only 10/10 grill I found
>>37711600
i do these things bro your not alone. i go on /gif/ to get horney and than go to the gym and sometimes i used to think about my ex and how i fucked her so i get a boner during lifting.
>>37715556
He looks like a faggot whose only good decision in life was to leave the army, not even worth beating up.
That would be cardio, anyway.
>>37712145
>mfw its actually bretty gud
>>37712145
ayy
I have done some fapping before a workout a few times and feel like I am less shakie and more focuses when I get to the bigger weights never did post work out though
>>37711740
I'm laughing so hard right now anon.
This...this was great.
>>37712145
>Those hushed voices
>Motivating
>>37712145
>What do you think of that one girl who turned you down
SHE FUCKING STARTED IT ANON
I ONLY FUCKING TRIED TO KEEP IT GOING AND SHE STARTED FUCKING IGNORING ME
>Pretty sure I just can't talk to grills desu
How to get into Personality gains /fit/?
>Holy shit the thought of being Chad and using her for only a fuck is bretty motivating lads
>>37712450
what the fuck
>>37712145
>wouldworkouttothis/10
>>37712145
Fucking plebs
https://vimeo.com/155612866
This is 100000000times better workout motivation.
I'll usually clop about an hour before working out,
nap,
then take my pre and im good to go
>>37711740
Posting to get in the screenshot
>>37711740
My man
>>37721998
I did....scroll a little further down for the vocaroo link, friendo
>>37724350
>friendo
I like the way you say that.
Can we fuck bro?
>>37724230
>https://vimeo.com/155612866
>I'm not white, I'm a ginger
haha gross
this is a classic example of how a hyper emotional estrogenized fat man argues
>>37718679
>>37718772
>>37718784
>>37720271
>>37722021
>>37723092
>>37723980
>>37724181
>>37724328
Wow, I'm really humbled by all the positive feedback. It'll take some time to get the female audio, but I'm gonna work on song sequencing for vol. 2 today guys. I'll try to get it done asap, but it may take over a week due to the inconsisitency of the thread (no one's fault, these girls are contributing this audio for free on their own time, in an effort to get us all hard and jacked.)
>>37711740
Mother of god
>>37712145
>>37711740
Dear God...
>>37712145
Fucking kekkington
>>37712145
Surprisingly awesome, would work out to, post that shit somewhere!
On a related note, do you tape your boner to your leg or what?
>>37712145
>playing this at the gym
>>37724577
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2
The vovaroo link has a DL link on the bottom left, but yeah, I'll make a bandcamp/soundcloud soon enough.
I don't, no, I workout at home, so I'm raging without tape and sometimes jerk between sets.
>>37724723
vocaroo*
>>37711740
>>37712145
Oh boy
I played the first 27m or so doing cardio earlier, I am surprised this isn't a thing yet, it makes sense to use sexuality to maximize gains. The audio itself was funny because i didn't specifically find her voice attractive, and she kept telling me im a skelly or fat, but this whole thing def has potential. Nice one bro
>>37725240
right? it's a little off.
I think it might actually be better if you stuck with really driven house/jungle music w/o vocals and superimposed porno moans on top of the tracks. Fuck, that would be sexy.
>not working out in your garage naked
>fully erect
>not wanking between sets
YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT
>>37712145
>>37711740
Reminds me of the song "Sensual Woman" by The Herbaliser.
https://youtu.be/SkcLgYlqRnM
>>37725240
Thanks man. That's why I made it, because it made so much sense.
>>37725268
Maybe you could do that while I work on vol. 2 of my series? I wouldn't mind putting it on my bandcamp/soundcloud once I make one, if you're okay with that.
>>37711740
ON a scale of 1-10 how fire is that mix senpai?
>>37725577
Give it a chance and you tell me!
>>37712145
make them call me a manlet OP. Lots of height related names, shrimp, shorty, etc.
have them point out that they are taller than me, no matter how hard I work out. Have them guess my height, incorrectly lowballing
this will motivate me to lift mountains
>>37725851
OP here...Nigga what could that possibly do to benefit you in the long-term? I'm a 5'7" Manlet and use being taunted (not for my height, but my weight) as motivation.I don't see the point in bringing up something I can't change. Explain?
>>37725976
eh, its a bit of a kink, no need to include it if you don't feel that way.
Motivation is a weird thing though, I find I actually have to abstract my motivation away from actual perceived results b/c results are so slow to observe, it'll just frustrate me.
But more than anything I think it just turns me on. Taller girls excite me. I'm not super tall either, and I generally don't care for manlet jokes on fit fwiw. Anyway, you do your thing, if that demotivates you its cool
>>37726141
Yeah I get that, I'm into SPH even tho I'm average, so we all have our odd kinks. Only reason I wouldn't add it is becuase it doesn't really fit the general theme of working out to improve yourself.
>>37726224
thats a good point. I haven't given it a thorough listen yet since I'm kinda saving that for my next workout, so I don't really know exactly what vibe you're cultivating
>>37712145
You might be onto something OP. Make one with more energizing song and the females being total pieces of shit to me. Hate lifting is best lifting.
>>37726354
My next tape will be more cardio based or weght lifting based, haven't decided which one yet. If you could suggest any songs or specific kinds of things you want the girls to say, I'm all ears
>>37711740
This mixtape better be fucking lit, getting hyped
>>37712145
You don't see this level of creativity these days, well done mayne.
Obligatory INCL ME IN SCREENCAP
>>37712145
fug boys idk what this is but it's funky
Screencap me boyz to frontpage of reddit please :^))))
>>37711740
Anon.........anon
>>37711740
Hahaha OP, this is amazing.
>>37712145
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
>>37711740
this is why I love this place
>>37711740
I'm so sad I deleted my reaction faces folder
>>37712145
man that's a pretty good concept you got here
>>37712145
jesus christ
>>37711740
my dick why have you betrayed me?
>>37711600
Hey,OP. Got a suggestion for ya. Make the voices louder, the music sorta overpowers them. Also Chillstep music would be perfect for this shit.
>>37727698
Not too familiar with that genre, pls post suggested songs
Does anyone have the .webm of OP's .gif?
>>37711740
wat
>>37727741
OP here. I don't have a Webm, but search flex lewis interview on youtube for the full thing.
>>37711600
I don't get horny before or during my work outs but sex is literally 100% of my motivation for working out and everything else I do in my life
I wanna stop being a virgin already
Also at the gym I look at girls asses in those tight shorts and it helps me to get through some of the harder reps
>>37712145
damn that's pretty motivating as fuck
>>37711740
This is so sad hahaha
I find that the women at the gym are sufficient enough motivation.
>>37727949
Different strokes for different folks. If this is what helps people get fit, how is it sad? These girls all volunteered to contribute these vocals because they thought it could help people get motivated. And looking at all the positive feedback in this thread, it seems they were right.
>>37711740
Not gonna miss that
>>37715556
>tfw I don't even qualify as a jody
>>37712145
I can barely hear shit.
ok. its gud
>>37711740
Keep doin you anon
>>37726503
Not him, but I have the hardest time finding weightlift music. I'd vote for that one.
>walk into gym
> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2 starts playing
>>37726549
let me know what you think, any constructive criticism is more than welcome!
>>37726602
>>37726687
>>37727278
>>37727514
>>37727600
>>37727870
>>37728177
>>37728305
Thanks guys. DESU I've been motivated to work out ever since visiting /fit/, so these tapes are my way of giving back to the community.
>>37727803
Just try to lose it with class, anon. I believe in you.
>>37728359
I've started compiling music for both cardio and weightlifting. This isn't final, but if I had to guess, I'd be dropping Vol. 2 (cardio-centric, with some weight) and Vol. 3 (Weight-centric, with some cardio) simultaneously. But we'll see.
>>37728387
lol if only
OP To honor you and your epicness, I present thee a Haiku
The Genius O P
His vocaroo pleases me
Long live FTS
>>37712145
Might have to try this out
>>37712187
I usually fap like 3 or 4 times a day. I'm at home since graduating to study for the MCAT. Fap to take breaks from studying. If I didn't I'd be too worried of popping one at the gym. I wear pretty lose shorts as it is for unrestricted movement.
>>37728649
Gay as fuck holy shit please be ironic
>>37712145
this is the greatest thing ever
>diverting blood away from your muscles
>>37712145
>Not downloading this for the next training session.
>>37712145
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2
you have won all of /fit/
>>37712145
cringiest thing i've heard all year.
people unironically like this?
>>37728649
Thanks, friend.
>>37728703
You have nothing to lose.
>>37728779
haha thx
>>37728841
lmao
>>37728908
Get past the cringe factor and give it a shot.
>>37711740
I love fresh pasta
>>37711600
Source
>>37729181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhQ-AEZovE
>>37712145
> "a cat.. a tom cat... broad shoulders.."
im literally autistic now, thanks, /fit/
>>37711740
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP
SHARE THE MIXTAPE
>>37712145
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2
BRETTY GUD
>>37716995
apparently he tells a sad story about his mother or something
girls love that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kf6r0D3SEA
once in a blue moon i remember why i come to 4chan.
today is one of those days
>>37712145
>>37712145
I enjoyed it until the last song.
>THESE NIGGAS WONT HOL ME BAC
>over
>and over
>and over
WTF man. That song single handedly destroyed a good thing.
>>37727735
It's a sub-genre of EDM. Not that many producers tho. Just go on jewtube and search up chillstep. This is a good no vocals mix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_AMnjtQrLw
>>37729691
>doesn't like the gloriously motivating war chant that is "Hold Me Back"
you're not gonna make it, broski
L M AO amazing. 4chan full of amazing creative fucks that have absolutely no use in the real world
>>37729760
Or I just don't like music for apes.
>>37711600
>before
>not during
Who /squatplugalwasysin/ here?
>>37729788
back to /pol/ you go...
the majority of popular music genres of the last 100 years has been created by blacks, deal with it.
>>37729897
Doesn't mean the modern stuff is good.
>>37729916
That's your opinion and you're entitled to it, but a lot of people, including myself, think it's an amazing song to work out to. You're not going to like every song in my compilations, because I take from a wide variety of genres.
>>37712145
Im going to use this once every week
>>37730663
Thanks for giving it a shot
>>37728536
Maybe it's just my headphones but the female audio could be a little louder. I think if you fine tune the mix it'll be perfect.
>>37712145
What the fuck. This is fucking amazing.
>>37730928
Yeah i usually use protools to mix but I made the mistake of casually using garageband for this because i didn't have access to my main comp. Next vol. should be better.
>>37730948
Thx, I knew I wasn't alone in this.
>>37730990
I swear to god this is genius. Literally can't wait for Vol. 2.
Any chance you'll get to remaster this one?
>>37712145
LMFAOOOOO Anon you have a beautiful mind
>>37711740
>>37712145
>>37712145
Anon, this is gonna help me achieve greatness.
>>37724415
You are the fucking man. Keep making music and keep lifting dammit
>this thread
>>37712145
This is legendary. I don't want it to end
>>37731022
Yeah I'm gonna tweak vol. 1 before reupping it to bandcamp and soundcloud.
>>37731094
>>37731101
>>37731026
Thx, I do it for y'all
>>37712145
Jesus you think you know people
>>37712145
>it's survival of the fittest, baby
Well I don't think I've ever had a motivation driven boner until now.
you are a fucking legend op
>>37731409
Seriously, thanks man. I posted this tape on here before, with barely any response, but I had genuine faith in my vision. Thanks for letting me know I'm on the right path.
IN VOL 2 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FEATURE DIALOGUE ABOUT CHAD AND PIZZA
>>37731481
Lol I know some of the dialogue can be tongue in cheek, but idk about chad/pizza lol. Although it could work....we'll see.
>>37711740
i listened to your mixtape while working out, fucking amazing
>>37731616
Thanks man, I'm glad it helped. Any constructive criticism is welcome as well, guys.
>>37731628
What's your soundcloud or somewhere I can find vol 2 when it comes out? I may not be on here when you post it.
>>37711600
Yes.
I am horny almost 24/7. It got better after I hit 22 but damn dude
>>37731658
I'm an actual musician with a bandcamp and soundcloud, but I'm not gonna post this mix on there. I'll make new accounts for these tapes eventually, but if you can't find me on here, check /soc/ and go to the FSA (female sexy audio) thread. I post under FTS there, and will likely make a bandcamp and soundcloud under that pseudonym as well.
>>37731673
How do you usually get rid of it? Working out, fapping, fucking, etc.
>>37712145
This is hilarious and surprisingly good, still weird af though
>>37731848
I know it's weird and unorthodox, but i had the idea, loved it, and collaborated with people to make it happen. I genuinely believe that tapes like these can help push hetero males to go harder when working out.
>>37712145
Can you PLEASE make more of these. I just worked out to this and listened to it twice and this is the best. A tad rough around the edges but with time these could be amazing.
>>37712145
too much anon
i fucking almost died laughing
>>37732032
I'm working on sequencing the songs for vol. 2. Getting the sexy audio from /soc/ contributions is gonna take some time tho
>>37731628
Kudos anon, I really enjoyed it. Ending seemed a little random, though you probably have a reason. Like others have said, I did expect more femdom/voices based off your description of the track, but it's probably not a good idea to have too many in there either. Looking forward to your next track.
>>37712505
Honestly yes , get a boner off some high test grills , and I guarantee you that you put in your mind that you have to do 12 pull ups to fuck her , you WILL do it.
>>37712145
Welp I know this will help me alot .
>>37712145
Jesus christ anon, top kek
>>37711740
>>37712145
10/10
>>37712145
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>37712145
>mfw this is actually the most motivating fucking song I've listened to in literal months
>>37711740
youre a good guy
>>37724125
this is very nice
