Who here /losing gains for pussy/ tonight?
>tfw the hedonistic lifestyle tempts you
>tfw normie friends invite you to parties
>tfw can't escape the weekend gains goblin
>Who here /losing gains for pussy/ tonight?
not me
>>37692958
This guy fucking gets it
Alpha or die
>>37692958
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wtf that looks so fucking disgusting
spare me the gay jokes, I'm straight... if you think that pic is attractive you are a fucking gorilla
>>37692932
dont have any friends. just people i say hello to if i see them in the street.
just have my gf, and she doesnt have any friends either. we live together and spend every day together, except when we are at work, and even then we meet up for lunch. spent our saturday night cuddling, watching movies, kissing, she was eating sweets, i had oatmeal. now shes asleep and im on 4chan. and tomorrow is shoulder day
>>37692932
You're already a hedonist kid, don't try to fool yourself
>>37692985
That's fucking beautiful mate.
>>37692980
you have the lowest possible test
make an appointment with your GP
>>37692980
I would break my dick off in this young ladies ass and there is not a man on this board who doesn't stand behind me when I say you're a fag lol
>>37692932
>Move into new apartment
>pay for everything at once
>broke as shit until bank account normalize
>>37693056
Did this actually sound funny to you in your head? Are you really that pathetic?
>>37692980
I would berry my dick so far inside that ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
>>37693087
Ur a fag lol
>>37692980
Call me Koko.
>>37693098
this
>>37693143
y-yeah... all those hype young people having fun and exploring eachothers se-sexuality every weekend are just c-cogs in a wheel....
>>37693170
>having fun and exploring eachothers se-sexuality
I don't know that feel breh...
>>37692980
i want /fa/ out of here
>>37693098
>berry
its even more funny now
>tfw no friends
>kissless virgin
these threads trigger me
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37693170
I go out and have fun, just not every weekend. I'd rather wake up early and go /out/on the boat crabbing and fishing than lay around in my couch and try to jerk away a hangover.
I kinda grew out of the going out 3 times a weekend thing in college.
>>37692980
yeah I'm gonna have to go with the majority this time you're a bit of a fag
>>37692932
>tfw no friends to invite me to parties
how did i end up like this
>>37693393
cuz you got comfortable in your house, you stopped going out and socializing
Funny, just got back home from the first date I've gone on in a few months.
Not a bad one, but decided I'd wrap it up after drinks/arcade games instead of extending the evening with dinner and such. Had fun, will consider a followup, just wasn't feeling super special about her. Keep rolling, I suppose.
>>37693418
you need to get banned, asap
I'm hoping criminal charges are filed soon.
>>37693418
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
hoping i get trips
>>37692932
Dude who the fuck cares. 6 days a week is plenty and even 5 is fine. Enjoy your youth and don't let sour grape shitters talk you out of it.
Partying is fun as hell.
>>37693438
What you on about m8?? Drinks and skeeball etc is a pretty solid get-to-know-you routine.
>>37693403
not him but meeting people solo is near impossible
people stick with their social circles and dont want to be bothered
>>37693418
rollin
>>37692980
you sir are
L O W T E S T
O
W
T
E
S
T
>>37693418
Cmon 67-68
>>37693418
rollan
>>37693418
Rolling
>>37693143
>name the jew on /fit/
>dont get sent back to /pol/
teach me your secrets, senpai
>>37693418
roll
>being alpha means you can't drink, party, sleep with women or have fun
lol don't use your lack of a social life as a bragging measure to make yourself appear alpha. It's not that you don't want to party, it's that you can't. You have no friends.
>>37693549
fuck me, im getting raped by a girl
>>37692980
>gay
>jokes
no you're gay for real
>>37693418
roll
>>37693550
Yeah the "I don't have time for anything but muh aesthetics" is a fucking ruse. Professional athletes are out popping bottles and fucking club sluts while /fit/ thinks you can't have both.
>>37693087
>doesn't know about the meme
Why're you here again?
>>37693418
Roller
>>37693418
>>37693594
yeah shits annoying everyone on here thinks they're the reincarnation of Marcus Auerelius just because they don't drink and do no fap
>>37692980
u gay nigga
>>37693418
Kristin get
>>37693418
all
>>37693418
Huh
>>37693418
I got this.
>>37693418
rollin
pls gimme the qtest
>>37693418
Cassie get please
>>37692980
I mean, I'm definitely attracted to that. And I would totally bury my face between those cheeks. But I feel you a bit when you say the pic is disgusting. She should really clean up her mess. Also you really are a fag.
>>37693418
ayyyy
>>37693418
Roll for Russell
>>37693418
Gimme a good one.
>>37693876
What the fuck is a FUG note?
Whatever, I'll take her anyway.
>>37693056
>>37692980
can confirm hes a giant faggot
>>37693418
> picture me rollin
>>37693348
You don't meme well, do you friendo?
>>37693418
Rawl
>>37692985
That's pathetic as fuck.
>>37693418
roll
>>37692980
>the year of our lord twenty and sixteen
>not commiting sodomy most heinous and sinful on such a glorious backside
>>37693418
trollroll
>>37693418
rooollllling 37-39 pls
>tfw invited to parties but have to say no to secure 10/10 academic/career future for that $$$
actually I go to a sick school so I've already secured decent $$ but I really want an amazing career..actually starting to think regular partying might be good for general networking but alcohol always leads to a wasted day..
who else /workaholic/ here
>>37693418
rolllin
>>37692980
She aight. Don't forget /fit/ is filled with a bunch of dyel virgins. They'll bang any woman that isn't fat.
Even being fat won't stop most.
>>37693418
Let's do this.
>>37693418
Rolling.
>>37693418
>64 - 65
Drunk as fuck
>97 - 98
High as fuck
Best ones
>>37693418
Rolling for a qt 3.14
>>37693418
I got Renee last time.
>>37694555
god damn it
Can't even get a fake qt on an anime image board
>>37693418
DO A FUCKEN ROLL
>>37694555
Kek
>>37693418
rolling
>>37692980
You're right, that's a messy, disgusting patio right there my friend
You're still gay tho
>>37693418
Rollin'
>>37694474
Not a virgin.
I lift.
I would molest that ass day and night. L
You are gay.
>>37693418
Rollan
>>37693087
Fag
>>37693418
Rolling for cutie stoner Linda or learning to steal souls. I'm good either way.
>>37692980
ur a faget m8
>>37693418
r-rollin 4 a qt3.14
>>37693418
o fuck
>>37693418
Oh shiet
>>37693087
>>37694255
>lil alien
noice
>>37692985
>i had the same but now i am no gf :(
so shoulders or chest tomorrow for me
>>37692980
can't believe so many were baited this hard
>>37693418
roll
>tfw had date planned with girl for a week
>tfw dieting hard
>tfw on over 1400mg of tren
>tfw today's also my cheat day
>tfw I absolutely hate eating with people and enjoy eating food by myself for some reason
>tfw cancel the date
>tfw at home eating pizza watching rich pianas better by the day
>tfw she snapped me and she's at some party now with a bunch of non lifters
>>37693418
anyone is fine
>>37693418
omg pls be funny lol
>>37693418
Holy shit. If everyone aged as well as Jillian this world would be fundamentally different. Sign me up + the other bitches who crack a smile.
>>37693418
rollin
>Grinding STR while Farming Gold (/biz/ and /fit/)
>"friends" want to go to some trips and adventure for 4th of July weekend
>will cost $300-$500
>I am debating whether or not I should go
>Have another vacation and will be partying it up in the 21st of July with another set of friends
>Thinking I should instead spend my money on my second set of friends (whom I've known longer)
>First set of friends might be good professional connection in the future though
What do? Would you spend money socializing with friends? Or would you rather save/invest it? I would miss the gym that weekend (gyms might even be close, though that is not what the founding fathers would've wanted)
Money&Gainz or friends? I understand that if you have a lot of the former, you will also have a lot of the latter.
>>37693418
,mklkljlkj
HEY. Anyone here on trt or roids that can help a fellow out. My LH and FSH are like bother lower than 0.4. How likely am I to get someone pregnant? Significantly low?
>>37693105
Kek
>>37693418
rollll
>>37692932
reporting in
was a bit of a forearm workout
>>37693098
save this for future use, friend
>>37692932
Hello guys, I hate to ask this but how can you get a girl who looks this hot ?
>>37692980
Nice b8
>>37693418
Rollin'
>>37693418
Rooolllll
>>37695622
Fuck... take two.
>>37692966
Cringe af. Talk like a normal person son. This ain't Facebook.
>>37695639
Third time's the charm.
>>37692932
high test!
>>37693418
r0ll
>>37693418
rolling
>>37693418
May as well. Rolling.
>>37693418
rolling
>>37693418
ROLLIN FOR RUSS
>>37693418
ROLLAN
>>37695131
>cankles
>>37692980
How's HIV treating you?
>>37692932
Not this weekend, but last.
> Pick up lady friend Friday after work
> Drive to small college/tourism town where my folks have a second home
> Have sex as much as I physically can the whole weekend
> Take breaks only to sleep, shower, and cook/eat/drink.
> Missed arms day and deadlift day and had sexy cardio days instead
> Worth it because she literally cried out "Oh God your arms!" during sex
Join me on the path of hedonism bros. At some point you realize that you're using cocoonmode as an excuse to avoid real living; "Srsly guys I just need one more year of lifting alone before I'm ready to talk to a girl." Have a beer and go get shot down a few times, it's the only way to make it.
>>37693418
>rollin
>>37693056
>stand behind me when I say you're a fag
no homo
>>37693418
roll
Not for pussy, but I was at a wedding. Had 15 drinks at the wedding and 10 at the after party. My cut is set back.
>>37696084
LMAOOO BRUH YOU HAD 25 DRINKS THAT WOULD LEGALLY KILL SOMEONE BUT NOT YOU BADASSSSSSSSS
>>37693418
Roll
>>37693418
rail
>>37693418
roll
>>37693098
it's 'bury' you newfag.
>>37693540
There's a difference between making a jew joke and going full /pol/yp
>>37693418
>>37693418
Pls give me 19-21 she can be my jailfu
>>37696242
Ok I got 42 thats not so bad. Shes a qt
>>37693418
37-39 plzzz
>>37693418
Hot tramp, I love you so~
>>37693087
I remember my first day on the 'ch0n, too.
>>37692932
I dont have a choice anyway
>>37696252
You didn't do too bad to be honest. Look at what shes locked up for... Shes going to be filthy.
>>37696269
Poor you
>>37693418
whatever
>>37693418
rolly wolly
>I lost gains
>I didn't get pussy
>Hell, there wasn't any pussy there
>I just needed to drink
>A bottle of rum to myself
>I needed to escape some guilt
>It didn't help
>Now as well as my gains being destroyed, I've used a huge amount of my daily cals on carbs at 3am.
>So I feel fucked for the day, completely.
>>37693418
I normally don't, but here I go
>>37693418
aight
>>37692985
That sounds peacefull, away from the drama...
>>37693418
roll
>>37692985
How boring
>>37693418
roll
>>37696649
Could b worse
>me be X days ago
>wake up
>go hard on upper body press day, exhausted as fuck
>go work, exhaust myself at work even more
>go home and pass the fuck out
>wake up off 3 hours of sleep
>dejavu booty call text few seconds after i grab my phone
>honestly should have gone back to sleep
>ridiculous_morning_wood.rar
>drink a ton of water and leave
>receive 80% good blowjob and bounce
>if i sleep now it's a 15 minute nap and i won't wake up
>go to work, exhaust myself even more
>want to workout but fucking need to sleep
>all of this going through my head
>go home and say fuck it
>2hr high sets leg day
>pass the fuck out
>woke up and spent whole day rationalizing why i still workout
the addiction is real.
>>37693418
Lets get some trips
>>37693418
Rollan
>>37692932
I did
I regret nothing
>>37693418
why
>>37692980
Low test fag btfo
>>37693418
>Sun
Rolling !
>>37693418
roll me up baby
>>37693418
roll
>>37693418
>roll
>>37693418
rolll
>>37693418
Linda please!
>>37693393
don't be a be a pussy, just go by your self to random events, eventually you'll get a social circle.
>>37693418
Rollan
>>37693418
rolyn
>>37693418
rollermcroll
>>37693418
Roooolll
>>37693418
rolling for whores
>>37693418
Roll.
>>37693418
i hope we all make it
>>37693418
roll
>>37693418
r0llll
>>37693418
let's see what my future holds
>>37693418
Roll roll
>>37692980
underage/b/visits/fit/
>>37696180
the ironing is delicious
>>37693418
Rolllllll
>>37693418
24 or 34 pls
>>37693418
get a criminal wife
>>37693418
Rollin
>>37692985
Sounds comfy af.
>>37693418
Gimme a pretty girl to get wasted with.
>>37693418
Roll for Orange is the New Black-fu
>>37693418
rollomollo
>>37693418
ROLLING
>>37693418
rolling
>>37692932
Lift in the morning?
>>37693418
Rollleee
>>37693418
rell
>>37693418
rolee
>>37693418
Fuck you Russell
>>37693418
Roooolll
>>37694840
this lmfao
>tfw going to jerk off and smoke weed tonight
also,
>spending time with women
>>37693418
when will they learn
>>37693348
>>37695534
>>37696180
please be trolling
>>37693418
rolllllllllllli
>>37696180
>newfags callings fags newfags
>>37693418
raarl
>>37693418
Donald
>>37693418
r011
>>37695131
500 dollars for a "professional" connection that might even be bullshit or not even work out sounds like a bad investment.
>206 posts
>172 posters
>all those (you)s
>>37693098
old repost faggot
>>37693418
Rawlin
>>37693418
Refill fag
>>37693418
Roll
>>37693039
>>37693056
>>37693098
>>37693105
>>37693341
>>37693380
>>37693482
>>37693575
>>37693645
>>37693840
>>37693964
>>37694333
>>37694474
>>37694642
>>37694723
>>37694840
>>37695593
>>37695708
>>37696761
>>37697142
shit comes from the ass you fucking disgusting degenerates
>>37698121
>b-but i i poop from there
And?
Shit streams out of your mouth constantly too but it still accepts dick
>>37698154
>t. 21+ virgin
>>37698121
piss comes out of your dick
vomit comes out of your mouth
puss comes out of your skin
>>37698215
fuck I'm throwing up
fuck off cunt
>>37693418
Rollan
>>37695643
hello summer
>>37698215
Do you fuck your zits too?
>>37693418
roll
>>37695737
>my folks have a second home
self-made man right here
I lose pussy for gains. No axe wound is more important than them.
>>37693418
Rolling for Russell!
>>37693418
Here we go
>>37695577
get a chubby girl with pretty face that enjoys working out, but knows shit about it - teach her,,, that's how I did it
>>37693418
rollllly
>>37693418
rollblyat
>>37693418
jillian pls
>>37698210
Was that supposed to be an insult?
>>37693418
roll1
>>37698226
Kek! I cant believe people are this fucking weak holy shit
>>37693418
roll
>>37693418
Rolllllinnnn
>>37693418
please be renee
>>37693418
Roll
>>37693418
Roooooooooooooooll!
>>37693418
Katana get!
>>37693418
rol
>>37693418
No, please no
>>37693418
Ronald pls
>>37693418
Why not.
>>37693418
Rolland
>>37693418
Roland
>>37692932
>tfw I've not only had about 20 beers in the last 2 days, I've also skipped my workout because I was too hung over
> I'm slated to go out again tonight
Going back home is fun but it's no good for my gains.
>>37693418
Roll me tender.
>>37693418
LINDA GET
>>37693418
agf
>>37693418
roll
>>37693418
ROLLING IN MY SKIN
The hedonistic lifestyle is tempting, but all I need to do is remember my high school stoner days to quickly remember how shitty and unfulfilling it actually is. Quick tip, girls care about gains, but most sluts care more about drugs and how much you party. Almost none of my friends were ripped most were skinny-skinnyfat skaters and they all got pussy. I never did because I was to autistic and the chicks who wanted to fuck me were all sluts, and I still had hope for maybe finding a virgin.
When I started fucking around at the gym at around 15-16 I also became Catholic again and stopped partying, and now most goods are used anyways, so unless I find some qt virgin ready to wait till marriage(meaning a unicorn) then I think I may go to the priesthood or join a monastery or maybe just be a volcel wizard and join the military. Honestly the non hedonistic lifestyle has been way better for me, and my mental health has gone up, and I am much better at dealing with depression, anxiety, panic attacks(drugs didn't cause mental issues but they definitely enhanced them, btw), and I am a lot more comfortable being alone. Like I said though, hedonism is tempting, heck I relapsed on nofap just yesterday, and last semester I even went to a few normie parties, but afterwards I always feel empty, weak. It's a hard life to be a volcel wizard, but more fulfilling.
Anyways sorry for wall of text, just wanted to share this, as I don't think I really have in full before.
>>37693418
Roll
>>37699599
Would still hit that before she killed me.
>>37693418
I got christy last time
