>Military Press
>Wife doesn't cheat on you
>>squat
<ur not a slav
>curls
>not even on ice
>bench press
>but im lying on it
>farmers walk
>i live in the city
>preacher curls
>my Imam isnt pleased
>>37689498
>Power Clean
>House is still dirty
>>37690675
>Chin-ups
>Still sad
>clean and jerk
>gotta clean again
>good morning
>good afternoon
>y-you too
>decline press
>do it anyway
>>37689498
>bench press
>i'm actually pushing a barbell
>dumbbell flyes
>remain on the ground
>>37689498
>deadlift
>Not dead
>french press
>not french
>>37690724
always my favorite
>concentration curls
>I'm watching tv meanwhile
some of this are pretty good. not bad for a summer. I won't say which ones. I want all of you to feel special.
>curls
>hair is still straight
???
>calf raise
>im not a farmer
>barbell rows
>landlubber
kekking
>skullcrushers
>my head is intact
???
>>37690713
Kek/10
>take protein
>I don't become a pro
>squats
>not on designated street
>snatch pull
>still virgin
>iron mikes
>i like mine cherry
>>37690881
lol
>calf raises
>don't actually raise a cow to adulthood
>>37690699
Kek
>plank
>not wood
?!?!?!
I get like 25% of these jokes
>>37690938
>Prisoner get-up
>I'm white
>Crunches
>Still in one piece
>incline press
>universe explodes
>deadlift
>alive
>russian twist
>not a russian dancer
>Leg extensions
>I'm a manlet
>box jump
>not a rapist
>>37691036
lol g1
>deadlift
>no zombies
> shrugs
> still care
> pull-ups
> I don't have a baby
>push press
>pushed back
> good-mornings
> 2:00 PM
> preacher curls
> atheist
>>37690910
lel
>lunges
>ids only bregfast :DDD
>>37690709
Heh
>>37690762
>>surrender
>overhead press
>I fully understand
>>37689498
>Hammer curls
>NEET
>>37691939
what?
>>37690699
Kek
>>37690881
Heh good one
>machine fly
>be human
>>37691970
>Advanced groin stretch
>still not hung
>Captain's chair
>I'm not seated
>I'm not a captain
>L sit
>not seated
>barbell rows
>not a tavern wench named Rose
>>37690955
Absolutely top kek
> french press
> get shot
>>37692070
>L sit
>No hablo Espanol
>dumb belles
>used by women who are smart enough to know they need to lift
>>37691612
Kek
>>37691186
Zozzle
>>37690803
kek
>squat
>not gay
>hammer curls
>actually use Dumbbells
>Romanian deadlifts
>Not a gypsy
>>37691810
ay i ged it, well meme'd frendo
> dumbbel press
> still smart
>dragon flags
>i'm not welsh or bhutanese
>pistol squat
>not allowed guns in australia
>Do squat
>Achieve something
>Out of protein
>No fucking whey
>Zinc
>Ids fulla dizshes
>dip
>no crackers
>>37692600
kek
>the press
>hate main stream media
>>37691184
>>37691034
>>37690872
>>37690854
>>37690661
>>37690661
i chuckled
>>37690799
gave me a good laugh
>pull up
>didnt had to use my AK
>>37692644
Was it necessary to make the distinction between chuckling and laughing?
> wrist curls
> hand still straight
>Dips
>No Chips
>>37690709
This one was good.
Good job anon.
>leg extensions
>still a manlet
>>37692702
>tfw he laughed at mine
Stay assblasted
>split squats
>I'm a straight male
>use medicine ball
>I'm not sick
>>37689498
>Deadlift
>Still alive
>>37689498
lmao
>Romanian deadlifts
>never stolen anything in my life
>jumping jacks
>my name's not Jack
>sit ups
>I keep laying back down
>lying leg curls
>hammys of truth
>>37690675
Yas!
>>37692593
Oy vey
>>37693233
Dubs checked.
Do women do jumping jills?
>>37692593
Fucking zingers right here
>>37689498
top fucking bantz, OP
>>37693738
military cuck detected
>>37693810
I am ex mil, yes, and OPs bantz are top quality. I mean I wasn't dumb enough to get married so what do I care?
>>37693839
you sure bb? Sounds like someone left you while you were out.
>tfw you thought you came up with a good one but nobody has (you)'d you.
>>37693891
>he laughs at jokes
>must mean he's a cuckold
Mirin dat projection
>>37693939
lel
>>37693947
Kek.
Get 'em
>>37693939
It's okay boo, most of the thread is pree good.
>>37693939
Everyday lad
>>37693999
checked
>>37693995
another military cuck detected
>>37693939
This picture rips my heart out. Pets always sit in the bathroom when they're going to die soon for some reason, and this dog looks old.
>Decline bench press
>Do it anyway
>>37694088
/r9k/ and /pol/ are so easy to spot
Yoire that one dude that's shit up nearly every thread so far, arent cha. Jokes on you. Everyone here is already /pol/ and /r9k/
>>37690699
Lol
>squat
>still pay rent
>>37692153
severely underrated holy mother of kek
>>37690699
chekked and keked
>Bench Press
>Do it anyway
>Do diddly squat
>get a good workout in
>Hip Extension
>Still Uncool
>>37696657
This one got me
>dumbbell pullover
>wearing a regular shirt
>>37691050
Under rated
>>37690762
>french press
>not shot by muslims
>lateral raises
>haven't kek'd
>>37697561
Das good man
>Complete a circuit
>No electricity
>>37697414
kek
>>37689498
I get every one on the thread except this one.
>>37690724
best one
>>37689498
> glut(e) bridge
> water nowhere to be seen
>>37699133
It is very common for people in the US military to have unfaithful wives, caused by a combination of various factors.
>Power clean
>Room still dirty after 20 minutes
>Bicycle crunch
>Have to walk home
>Donkey calf raises
>They're called foals and they stink
>dumbbell flyes
>can't even hover
Incline press
Decline anyway
>>37694124
I wash my dog in the tub and he fucking hates it, always sits there looking miserable. that doggo probably isnt dying
>>37699215
lmao cucks
>Single legged leg press
>Have 2 legs
>buddy curls
>still no friends
>>37699243
>>37699005
>>37696964
>>37696617
>>37695518
these are all great
>Arnold press
>my name is Jonathan
>>37692153
Best in thread
>donkey kicks
>dodge it
>triceps pushdown
>still high insertions
Kill me
>lateral raise
>no promotion
>Wall sits
>actually stands
