This is considered fit in America
She only looks bad because you're posting the shop
Post the real one, pic related
Also why does she have chips in her drink?
>>37655392
'MURICA
>>37655392
Looks perfect to me!
Thanks for consuming American media letting them be able to afford all that food
T. Canadian
>>37655430
Probably slices of lemon or something.
>>37655392
No it's not, that's considered shitty life of no worries that people desire
>>37655392
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37655392
>those fucking proportions
>smart water
what
>>37655392
this is considered too fit in America, the wheelchair bound general population turn up there noses at a body like this.
>>37655392
GOLEMGETYEGONE
>>37655472
underrated
>>37655392
she looks like the dude from Despicable Me
>>37655392
>>37655430
Actual recent picture of her with 2 fucking vile milkshake smoothie things after a workout.
I don't know, if still fuck her... I wouldn't feel good about it but I'd do nasty things to her.
Like when you wanna eat the greasiest food you can find..
>>37656117
It's that feminism taking affect.
>>37656117
>workout
>just using the gym as a place to text
>>37657072
>>37657092
>>37657110
>>37657121
Kek
>>37657092
>>37657110
>>37657121
is he a very ugly kid or a very short adult?
>>37657121
You fucked it
DAILY REMINDER that BROOKLYN BECKHAM son of DAVID BECKHAM left pic related (https://www.instagram.com/itsnotsonia/) for chloe fridge moretz
>>37657152
>>37655430
>She only looks bad because you're posting the shop
Unshooped one is barely any better. In fact, I wouldn't even have noticed it was edited without your comment.
>>37657215
It's the way her clothes are. Her pants is way up there & her shirt is crumpled up
>>37657121
Kek, eye of Horus
>>37657238
Ok, what's the excuse now? Face it man, she's flat, flabby and shapeless.
>>37657092
>>37657110
>>37657199
Jesus-fucking-Christ.
>>37657283
She looks good there
>>37657283
she has a cute face bruh
>>37657283
look at this hottie
>>37657283
>she's flat, flabby and shapeless
so the equivalent to you...what's your excuse
>>37657308
Too tired to work out from fucking your mom so much.
Haha someone kill me now i just want to sleep
>>37656117
the most piggily nose ever
>>37657299
>good
wat
>>37657337
At least you're getting a lot of (You)s. Have another one, m8.
>>37657136
He's a Mexican
>>37657299
>>37657301
>>37657308
dyel hamplanets detected. I bet you also wear a trenchcoat and a fedora when going out
>>37657340
If I was rich I'd have Chloe abducted and turned into a pig by underground cosmetic surgeons. First they use electrolysis to permanently remove all the hair from her face and body, even her eyebrows. Next they permanently graft on prosthetic triangular ears and a curly tail. Her nose is reshaped for a snout-like appearance, pushed up, nostrils flared. Her vocal chords are destroyed so she can only grunt and squeal, her leg tendons damaged so she can only crawl.
I keep her in a pen, forcing her to eat from a trough and raping her repeatedly, after a few weeks her mind snaps and she becomes animalistic. Drugs in her feed make her pasty skin an appealing pink. An irritating salve is applied to her cunt to make it permanently red and swollen for that "in heat" appearance.
If possible, I'd have actual pig parts grafted onto her, even dainty little trotters to replace her hands and feet, the only bits of her I need to preserve are her mouth, cunt and ass. If technology was sufficiently advanced I'd have her budding breasts cloned and 4 more grafted on.
I'd tell her in advance what was going to happen, even introduce her to her "donor" pig so I could really enjoy her terror and despair.
If you're gonna fridgemode, fridgemode right.
>>37657399
>>37657399
>some aspie typed this
>>37657373
Thanks bruv
>>37657427
>fit physique
mfw
>>37657413
Nice roidface
>>37657427
Are Brits retarded as fuck or are their standards so low that they rly believe dis is fit
>>37657427
>go to article
>read comments
Even the normies didn't fall for it. CHLOE B T F O
>>37657175
He's not nearly enough of his dad's son
Not qt enough, not roguish enough, not immortal enough.
>merican white girls
>looking like women instead of fridges
just lmao
they are all fat as fuck, go to eastern europe, average girl there would be called "anorexic" in americuck land.
then they have this whole negro culture where they worship fat women.
just lmao at the feminist negro states of americuck
>>37657175
And? Will Smith's son is also like that. Im starting to think it's a trend amongst teens
>>37658082
what are you talking about? what is a trend? having an ugly gf? will smith's son's gf is hot af
https://www.instagram.com/sarahfuckingsnyder/
>>37657413
Hodor?
>>37656117
Oink oink im a pig oink oink
Alternatively:
Brr Brr im a fridge brrrrr
>>37657413
>you, tonight
>>37657427
>fantastic shape
>gorgeous figure
>flat stomach
>proceeds to just describe everything she's wearing in the picture that everyone can see
is this what passes for journalism in 2016?
>>37657399
>>37657399
>>37655392
She has the body of a child because she is a child.
Nice dick sucking lips though
>>37657175
You sound like a cuck
Maybe this chick is inseffurable and the son of David Beckham knows better than to put up with some bitch's shit just cause she's pretty
A lesson you all need to learn tbqhfam
>>37657175
Are you telling me that is/was a boy? I don't even like traps but if that is a trap I would destroy it with my penis.
>>37658789
She's 19.
>>37658948
child
>>37658956
As a woman her body is already at her peak, it only goes downhill from here.
>>37658948
Fuck. Already? She was 15 two days ago.
>>37655392
Holly fuck.
Does she have Turner's syndrome or something?
>>37656093
Kek
>>37657399
like that movie Tusk
>>37657283
no tits, confusing body
>>37655430
R E C T A N G L E
E L
C G
T N
A A
N T
G C
L E
E L G N A T C E R
>>37657337
Fuck dude, how do you have clover????? I hate mimi!!!
>>37660048
Never mind I got clover from f-droid.
>>37657092
>>37657092
>>37657110
>>37657121
You've been visited by the "Mexican Gary Coleman Of Disgust."
High test women will cross your path and 'mire your gains, but only if you post:
"DIOS MIO!"
>>37658383
daily mail is hilariously like this
>>37659763
>lectangle
lol
>>37657092
>>37657110
>>37657121
Ayyyy CARUMBA!!!
>>37658383
>daily mail
>journalism
pick one
>>37658883
He means Beckham's son ditched the girl in the pic to go after Chloe.
>>37657175
Hmm wonder why
>>37655392
She's german you faggot shitposte
>>37656923
>Just had a "That's the power of oxyxlean!" moment but with feminism replacing the oxyclean
Time to bust out the photoshop
>>37657399
>If possible, I'd have actual pig parts grafted onto her
Heart, lungs, pancreas, eyes,, and stomach are all the exact same as a humans so technically you could get away with a decent amount of those if you're interested
>>37657373
Except it isn't original
We did this on /pol/ a few weeks ago
>>37655392
>2 entire lemons in her bottled water
RIP enamel
>>37657427
How could you be this big but not have any tits at all? She literally has mosquito bite nipples.
>>37657399
>>37658249
Underrated
>>37655472
Nice :)
>>37657399
>>37656117
One is coffee other is some shit smoothie
>>37657399
This copy pasta god damn. I got banned by /a/ for doing this but changing chloe to a random anime fags waifu for laughs he ranged then i get a 3 day ban. Fucking bs. 4chan is becoming reddit lite
>>37660481
I hope you don't actually believe this
>>37661087
>becoming
Not really a fan of burger media.
Can anyone tell me why a fatass fridge like her is famous? is it because shes dating some beta underachieving son of an actual celebrity?
>>37657092
>>37657110
>>37657121
>>37657072
fuckin Carlos
>>37655392
This is what feminism looks like.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3653286/Chloe-Moretz-departs-LA-mom-boyfriend-Brooklyn-Beckham-tweets-s-missing-bae.html
Comments on this article are golden
>>37660481
Their size, capacity and functions might closely resemble people organs, but saying they're identical is a stretch
>>37661544
actor you dumb cunt
>>37657399
mediocre.jpg
>>37658071
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
>>37655392
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37655392
mfw she's dating someone born in 1999
>>37662365
>tfw '97
>tfw still virgin
Feel your pain bro.
F R I D G E
R R
I A
D U
G Q
E R A U Q S
>>37662365
>1990 was 32 years ago
>>37661544
She was a loli
>>37657340
Fatlifts plsgo.
>>37662365
>Soon everyone born in 1989 will be at least 30
>People born in 1990 will be at least 30 later
>Tons of new stars born in the early 90s now as a prime, a couple in the late 90s, even a few in the 00s
>in 2030 all people born in 2000 will be 30
>Soon all pedos will be born in the 1900s
>Soon there will be pedos born in the 2000s
>Sometime in like 90-100 years all the 1900ers will be ded
>Tfw life extension will be available by 2036 t. wikipedia
>1900ers will be able to extend into the 2100s
>In the early 2100s there will be people in their 30s in the 2070s
>People in the late 1990s will live in three centuries
FEELS
>>37662397
wat
>>37657937
I thought that was a slightly masculine girl at first..
Where did she go so wrong? She was the ultimate jailbait at one point.
>>37662397
Hmmmm.
>>37662403
i miss pokemon red but i know if i played it now i would get bored easily
>>37662447
She's Just bulking for a marvel superhero role brehs.
>>37662471
is she playing the Thing?
>>37662475
I wish she were playing my Thing, if you know what I mean.
>>37662484
?
>>37657121
My seids
>>37662431
>>37662458
it was a shoop, but a nice one
>>37662403
This hits too close from home, senpai.
>>37662447
Her face grew, but her features didn't grow along with it. She's built like her mom, short and stocky.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9tLo8lh.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
WHOOSH
>>37663138
How does her mum look like?
>>37657175
To be fair, maybe she's a crazy bitch?
>>37657072
Dat cameltoe
>>37657121
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAA
FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>37658835
>>37664070
>defending anyone who leaves this body for fridgemode
Are you guys just intimidated by hot girls so you feel compelled to stick up for someone with equally shit taste? I'm trying to understand why you'd bother coming up with speculative reasons for leaving this girl.
>>37663705
Short and Stocky
Both nips are pierced.
>>37657399
>>37666274
pics?
>>37666407
For what purpose.
>>37666096
>you will never be a girl with that body and live life in easy mode
>>37657399
>European fetishes
>>37662403
Lmao no it was 26 years ago silly frog
>>37666478
for muh dick purpose
>>37655392
is this shopped or does she actually look like a fridge?
>>37666773
She does actually look like this
this is one of my favorite images ever
>>37667233
it's pretty good
>>37667233
Ever seen the picture of the dude that took the picture? Creepy as fuck
>>37667233
Who's the guy she's eating with?
>>37667270
post it fgt
>>37667233
Kek, how bright was that flash?
Every person in the restaurant is glaring at the camera.
>>37657399
top kek, am I sick for actually wanting this to happen?
>>37657413
her face is so disgusting
>>37657072
she looks like she is about to vomit
>>37657283
dollars to donuts she's trans. body type of a dude/fuccboi
>>37657072
>i dont get paid enough for this shit
>>37667233
how old is this picture for real?
I remember seeing this in high school and i'm 20 now.
>>37656117
Lol and reddit has seizures over how "hot" she is.
>>37655392
IS THIS THE GIRL WHO DATED MICHEAL CERA IN ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT?
>>37667894
redditors are like the guy sitting with her, nu males who support feminism >>37667233
>>37655392
No, it really isn't.
>>37662377
Holy shit are you me?
Anyway, we all end up dead anyway. As long as you're the fittest corpse in the graveyard, it's OK
>>37658165
She cheats on and steals from the guys she dates. I feel sorry for Will Smith's son.
>>37655566
Kek
>>37657427
the daily mail does this all the time, its hilarious.
they say these things so commenters will get angry and contradict these very obviously not true descriptions.
>>37658383
Can't publish a picture of someone for profit unless you have permission, or if it is "news", so they have to write something to accompany the picture. All tabloids have been doing it for decades.
>>37657380
>>37667233
Meh. This one's way better.
>>37669993
>>37660202
Kek. Dios mio.
>>37657283
Disgusting with no tits.
>>37655392
> this is considered thicc in other counties
>>37657399
Well then
>>37657399
please be pasta
explain to me why people obsess over whales like OP?
>>37656074
>>37660997
I don't get it?
>>37667308
Probably family. This is right around the time she was getting famous.
>>37657427
>>37669260
Yea pretty sure they do it on purpose for click baits but also to take a jab at useless celebrities.
>>37657413
literally miley on roids
>>37657427
>Tfw I'm a journalism major
>Tfw my greatest fear is working a job like this
why does the daily mail even exist
>>37657399
Not gonna lie, had a small erection. It would be interesting to see this.
>>37662435
It's a girl in the pic, idiot. Beckham's son left her for Chloe Whatever-her-name-is.
>>37657399
what the fuck anon
I almost broke my nofap
>>37662416
>mfw her body is still somehow the same but she's x30 less hot now
>mfw no face
someone explaain
>>37662377
>>37668282
You're 19 year olds. Fucking kids these days, baka desu senpai.
>>37662377
95... but I'm not a virgin. Trick is to lift and start cold. Work your way hot, learned that from a nigger chick in middle school. I started with tinder chubbies.
>>37667233
>that moment when you thought the flash was off
>>37657399
elliot pls go
She's always been ugly, if you think she's only become unattractive recently you're probably a pedophile.
>>37658818
thats all she has really
>mfw this isnt even shopped
>>37675786
>started with tinder chubbies
oh god
>>37655566
fukin' kek'd
>>37667233
I recognize that gay blowjob
>>37657399
you wasted dubs on that entire post?
I don't believe it. this has to be edited somehow. no way she has such a rectangle body
>>37669993
>>37681882
kek
8.5/10 face
1/10 bod
Such a shame. I still love her though.
>>37675573
As long as you're not lying admit that every time you have an erection it's a small one.
Mirin'
Pic related is a model
>>37666407
Guaranteed sexual abuse victim
I can't believe I use to fap to her.
>>37662377
>tfw '93
>homo
>virgin (I guess I've given/received oral with my 1 ex-bf of like 2 months)
>>37671507
Her body is fat
>>37655566
This is a dota thing right?
I have never found her to be attractive, even when she was skinny.
>>37681882
Wtf...people are eating and there is dat guy with a beard giving a BJ and everyone notices the camera
>>37683212
Post pics, are you cute?
>>37683421
>>37683421
There's an original image, it's two guys doing skateboard(?) tricks outside, and in the background you can see the dudes giving each other blowjobs
There's also a /fit/ edit with Scooby and Rippetoe in it too
>>37657399
Alright then
>>37657072
>no socks
>>37683422
I'm a milifag of almost 6 years and I've been regularly asked if I was a cadet/my age etc. So if by cute you mean do I look underage, then possibly yes. I don't really wanna post pics here because I've seen people from my old highschool post their pics here
>>37657072
I would hit it
![gondola[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qC4L4Ad.png "gondola[1].png")
>>37655392
>>37683594
I'm not sure if she just has a short torso, or she just wears really unflattering clothing, but she looks like a Gondola.
>>37657399
I'm so hard right now.
>>37683318
no how would it be? its a delray misfit meme of Lenny's palumboism
>>37657072
>>37657092
>>37657110
>>37657121
Godammit
>>37657399
But guys, this mentality is perfect.
>normies actually believe this and sympathize with it
>we still continue to actually look decent
>they know it
>we know it
>they continue to get fat and sad
>soon a new age of THICC shall rise
>tfw gettin thicc as fuark bitches and moving on
I don't see a problem here
I am so glad i am not white because if i was i would be attracted to women that look like this
Can't you guys find beauty in all proportions? I think you're being too judgemental
>>37685461
Found the fatty
>>37655472
lmao, spewed PWO all over my laptop.
>>37657283
>shapeless.
Chloe confirmed for a geometric mystery.
>>37683594
>no trigger discipline
>not locking her arm
>horrible firing posture
No thanks, she'd just get you killed, I want a fit bitch who will fight along side me in the upcoming race wars
>>37667270
>>37667385
>>37657399
My god this has to be the best pasta ever conceived
>>37675680
I'll explain. She got fatter. Some women have bad fat distribution. She got fat everywhere instead of boobs ass and thighs. That's why she looks massive
>Chloe is falling for the its just genetics meme
N-no ;_;
>>37658818
Eyes are also really good to me.
>>37657399
>shoo shoo trotter boy
>>37675786
>started with Tinder chubbies
Fuck, are you me? I'm stuck with this chubby nigger whom I'm going to the cinema with in a few days. How do I get rid of her without hurting her feelings? Fuck.
>>37687715
Move a few towns over, fake your own death, and change your name.
Or you could just tell her that you're not interested anymore and risk hurting her fee fees
>mfw this thread is still active
>>37657072
>I snuck across the border for this?!
