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How can I achieve David Foster Wallace mode?
>>37652112
Abuse drugs and take advantage of (ie, manspeak for rape) young woman and fans
>>37652112
Memorize phone books and play tennis once in a while.
>>37652130
>manspeak for rape
lel
>>37652161
Is the bandana mandatory?
And x F
But x F
So x F
>>37652112
Write books about being a cuck (broom of the system) and hang yourself from your back porch awning while your ex girlfriend watches your dogs.
Only really feel sympathy for the puppers tbqhwy.
>master I'm home! We can play!
>you smell different master. Why aren't your feet touching the ground?
>why is lady master crying?
>does this mean we can't play fetch later?
>>37652112
be mentally ill, have a breakdown, and work as a rent-a-cop with a bunch of recently released tattooed felons
And but so
>>37652112
You must master the shitpost of /fit/ and /lit/, whilst also achieving Olympian physic and knowledge.
tennis
reminder that no one on this board could beat dfw in his prime at tennis.
>>37652242
I like you.
>>37655716
>tfw gately gets shot
>you will never be as big as Don Gately
Feelsbadman
>>37652112
Buy some rope.
>>37656528
He used a belt you mong
You mean buy some duct tape
Damn, did everyone else fucking read IJ this summer too? How am I going to stand out and look cool now
>>37655618
Literally no one cares faggot.
>>37652200
underrated post
>>37657794
>this summer
Summer just started. The books would take up to fall to read, minimum. And that's if you don't just shitpost on /lit/, pretending you've read it to the point you believe you have.
>Urine trouble? Urine luck!
Goddamn, weightlifters caught in the recent bans should've taken a page from DFW.
>>37657794
I bought my copy last week. I thought I was being original.
>>37658047
IJ was popular like two summers ago senpai
>>37658047
>/lit/core AND college-core
>original
Are you, by any chance, in high school?
>>37657794
My school let out in late april. Also, infinite jest does not take a whole season to read--I read it in 6 weeks, and I was reading it at a pretty slow pace. Have you read it?
>>37657992
this is meant for (you)>>37657992
