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>get to gym bright and early today
>see a guy with a "vegan and proud <3" wristband
>he's DEADLIFTING in the SMITH MACHINE
>give him a few pointers and tell him why it's not good to do that exercise in that machine
>"I'm sorry, do you work here? My name's ____"
"No I don't work here, I'm just helping you out though man, I don't wanna see someone get hurt"
>"Hurt? You were eating a salad with chicken in it out there, you're hurting animals. Don't throw stones in glass houses"
>okay.jdf
>"Seriously man, that's irrelevant. I'm just giving you a tip."
>"How about you focus on not getting cancer from that 'meal' and get out of my face cunt"
Fast forward twenty-five minutes
>doing hammer curls
>see him walk to tables/bag area (the gym I go to has a little bag rack and table area when you walk in for storage)
>he pulls out a shaker cup
>OPTIMUM NUTRITION
>FUCKING
>WHEY
>PROTEIN
>Immediately drop dumbbells
>Powerwalk (lol cardio) up to him
>"You're vegan right? I've reconsidered my diet."
>Watching him add two scoops to his cup
>"Really? That's great to hear bro, want some tips?"
>"Yeah! Sure! You give me one and I'll give you one! Fair?"
>"Of course man, well my main tip is buy a lot of spinach and white cabbage, very good for you if you can't afford kale."
>"Oh yeah? That sounds great. My tip to you is, get some protein powder that isn't made from animal products."
>HE JUST STARES BLANKLY AT THE INGREDIENTS
>WHEY ISOLATES
>He shakes his head in disbelief, tells me to fuck off, and leaves.
FORTY
FUCKING
KEKS
> if you can't afford kale
vegans are queers but that doesn't mean you need to make up stories that didn't happen
Frig, I hope this isn't true.
>>37648962
pic or it didn't happen
This is him after he finished with the smith machine.
>>37649036
I thought he looked like shit. I was right.
Kek OP you absolute madman.
Seriously though, that was great. You made my day man.
>>37648962
>>37649036
Vegans, when will they ever learn
>>37648962
Vegan CHAD eats vegan dominos PIZZA and gets PUSSY while YOU ust your ASS at the GYM!
>>37648962
Next time just go
>fine but if you snap your back and die I call dibs on your meat.
Cool story bro
>>37649564
Holy shit he looks like a skeleton with downs syndrome
>>37649036
>poor posture
>numale getup
Oh I am laffin. The meme is real.
>>37652196
Fuck, I instantly recognized where that face was from. I need to stop saving so much porn.
>>37648962
>>37649036
You did gods work today OP.
>>37651286
Neither have been vegan for over 5 years - VG for just over 3 years and Jon Venus for just over a year. Venus pretends to be a vegan to get more views and sponsorship.
>>37652363
>>37652363
>80k subs
>3k views
Wonder how much those subs cost him.
>>37652402
That guy looks like he's 4 feet tall.
>>37648962
*drops mic*
*leaves*
>>37649564
Is this boy?
>>37648978
organic kale and organic everything is stupidly priced
Kale is easy to grow anyways
>>37652402
His head is so fucking big.. that's a shoop, right bruh?
